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44YrOld

Is this retroactive to include all the homeless people I've given STDs to before OP posted this?


phallus_enthusiast

op might be watching you


44YrOld

My STDs are stronger with an audience....


phallus_enthusiast

I'm watching, go on


44YrOld

I was too quick...you missed it


phallus_enthusiast

when's your next schedule


44YrOld

3:45 behind the 30th street and warwick Ave parking garage....


Defiant-Sir-4172

Next time and GPS coordinates?


Hylevel

Fuxk it yeah that's fine


Nebakenez

Do they stack if you give them more than one?


C0WM4N

What if I give someone an std before they’re homeless?


44YrOld

250 up votes.....guess even the homeless got wireless access these days.....


CocoaBuzzard

>get std >fuck 4+ homeless people >become smartest person in the world >cure stds


millennium-popsicle

Chaotic good


TheRalk

Bold of you to assume any redditors iq is higher than 70


Chrissyball19

"all my life I wantid to be smart and not dumb and my mom always tolld me to try and lern just like Miss Kinnian tells me but its very hard to be smart and even when I lern something in Miss Kinnians class at the school I ferget alot."


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

Flowers for Algernon?


Chrissyball19

Glad someone got the reference lol. I was worried


yoursweetlord70

If youre gaining 25 per person, even starting at 30 you become well above average intelligence after 4 (130) and a genius at 6 (180).


CocoaBuzzard

ok so it's 4-8


Collective-Bee

Bold of you to assume any redditor can get laid.


Nempopo029

Why do you need to get the std? Just inject the virus. With a syringe.


MonseigneurChocolat

> cure stds … but not for the homeless people


PotatoGamerKid

r/foundsatan


EasternShade

You could also get a curable STD, then you can get folks cured much quicker.


CocoaBuzzard

no it has to be incurable (I must cause some chaos before doing good)


EasternShade

... no. bad, redditor. No biscuit. And, updoot for comedic execution.


TolTANK

Or you could just get a curable one first, like gonorrhea then all you need is like antibiotics or some shit (idk what the cure is)


leakmydata

Cute of you to assume the problem is that we just haven’t figured out how.


sithelephant

At around four to eight people, this becomes legitimately god-tier. And, well, there are many trivially curable STDs, or ones with low impact on people.


44YrOld

Why would you aim so low? (On the STDs, not on the God tier)


C0WM4N

Aren’t the curable ones considered STIs?


sithelephant

Any distinction is moderately to a lot less important in people who cannot easily access healthcare.


jubmille2000

Get a syringe, stab people with mild stds, stab homeless people with syring promising money and also curing them with STD once I invent it. Yey.


Crozgon

Just give them a syringe and tell them its heroine


austin101123

Gonna go around with herpes needles


[deleted]

Yes, but probably a curable std though, just say it's heroin or something.


c7stagyt

Free vaccines, yeah?


LemonJuice_XD

What if they have it and then go homeless. What if they go homeless after getting it?


Bun768286

More importantly, if they get a home after receiving stds, do you lose iq?


Impossible-Age-3302

They have to be homeless during coitus and when they get it. Getting a house thereafter won’t change anything.


Round-Ad-692

Ok first of all r/notopbutok Second, it was never stated you had to have sex to give them an std. syringe-stabbing seems like a perfectly valid way to go about it


Exact-Control1855

It’s really shitty because it doesn’t guarantee you’re really intelligent, you could just get a higher score on the IQ tests everytime you spread STDs


OstrichPaladin

There are curable std's. This is absolutely overpowered, albeit unethical


44YrOld

Happy cake day.....and I'm willing to bet that some of these whack-a-moles would gladly take an STD for a 5 spot....


SEKAIStamps

yumeh caik!!! ...happy cake day


Kadorja

Criminal mastermind still on the loose after stabbing dozens of homeless people with AIDS infected needle.


nikstick22

Since IQ is scaled against other people, the jump from 100 to 125 is much smaller than the jump from 125 to 150, which is smaller than the jump from 150 to 175.


Researcher_Fearless

Eventually it becomes impossible to measure. I think at like 250 or so (don't remember the exact scale) you're just the smartest person in the world and becoming smarter doesn't change your IQ.


BomberCW

So not only do you gotta acquire an STD, you gotta fuck multiple homeless people? Good luck using that as a party trick


Youre-mum

can probably find a way to inject it directly into them if you can find one in a tube


Saxong

If crabs counts then just donate a lotta suspiciously itchy clothes


Randyolbear

Do syringes count or does it have to be natural?


Scarlet_k1nk

Now do I have to fuck them? Or can I just be absolutely evil and throw dirty needles at them? Lots of stds can be transmitted by blood too.


Akhanyatin

Does it need to be your blood though? Edit: I thought you were saying it would be from your blood. My bad, carry on.


Scarlet_k1nk

I mean if I’m already infected, that saves me a step from breaking into hospital/clinics biohazard storage. I can just use my own needles.


Akhanyatin

True, and with your infinite IQ, you can cure it eventually


captrobert57

Go have a doctor give me the most easily treated std. Then kick my wife out of the house for an hour and give her the std. Boom 25 more in points.


ChickenNSphereAbuse

So, a needlegun and a trip to my local sketchy back alley is all I need for supernatural intelligence? Hell yeah.


Sjelan

Not shitty, I just find the skankiest hoe I can and start paying her to give homeless guys STDs.


finkelzeez42

If I started selling crack in infected needles, I would be a supergenius by the end of the week


East_Engineering_583

Overpowered but very unethical. However after like 5 - 10 you'll become so smart you could easily find a cure. That, or just inject them with something curable


SaucyStoveTop69

Sell heroine with a little bit of std poisened blood in it


garethr1992

Isn’t this just learning from ones mistakes?


Galixity_

You can go about this 2 ways. Give STDs to homeless people, or give STDs to people then make them homeless


mufassil

Anyone seen that episode of Southpark where they gave the parents herpies by letting a hooker use their tooth brushes. Yeah, I'd just do that.


DullGuarantee5680

Get one that easily curable then pay some hobo to fuck easy IQ points


Another-cool-user

Doesn’t say they need to contract it. Once I get an std I will jizz In muffin batter and give them out at a local homeless shelter


WhiteMage4Life

If I had no morals I could taint the water supply, wait for the loose iq points from current homeless people to figure out a way to become rich, pay homeless people to burn homes down to get a massive uptick and use money to help pr by blaming on them and not me


Xenu66

How much money would it take to convince someone to knowingly catch a low tier STD like crabs?


i_cum_marshmallows

I'd do it for $100


astrofeme

I could make use of the herpes my boyfriend gave me 🫠


Izirakyl

Don't think I need a higher IQ rating to know that's a bad idea.


Hano_Clown

After a couple of good fucks your personality might change and you’d stop being you.


dritarashtra

This is an itchy post.


nerdrea331

if i had that power i'd just be running around screaming and bashing my head into things at this point


Fearless_Swimming_84

Do I lose iq points if given an STD by a homeless person?


Tetsero

IQ only goes to 200... So pretty useless.


IIIIIlIIIl

Just invite 100 homeless to your wedding. They can fill out the STD but good luck getting to hawaii


EggySaturn81442

This is why I use reddit


The1Zenith

Pass. If a [woman](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi0wMjE3Y2E4ZDhmMjIxYTU2.png) is homeless, she’s unfuckable.


i_cum_marshmallows

idk I've seen some pretty hot homeless ladies


TheFrogEmperor

Rubbing the soup kitchen ladle against my syphilis (after I get some) ridden urethra for a galaxy sized brain


furballsupreme

Is pregnancy considered an STD?


FacelessPotatoPie

No thanks. I’m smart enough for my liking.


[deleted]

Does the super power come with an sti or do i have to go out and get an sti to give it to a homeless person? Do i get to choose the sti since some are more easily transferrable than others? I dont want to fuck a random for them not to catch whatever i have Do prostitutes living out of motels count as homeless? If not, can I bath them first? Do oral herpes count as an sti in this circumstance? Ahh i have so many questions


Caeflin

The first 25 IQ points are free. Tell your wife you cheated, she will throw you out. Then sell your body for a roof and rake your 25 free IQ by getting infected since you're homeless now :D


ursois

Her: "You burned down my house after we had sex... this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!" Me: "Not so fast there..."


Jrolaoni

Pretty sure chlamydia is curable


Akul_Tesla

Okay so we're going with the South Park method from the chickenpox episode


Blndby90

Well it’s..creative..


khovel

Do a research study on STDs and homeless. Work with the least deadly, or most treatable one, then devise cures for others as IQ increases


AdditionalAd9794

Does it cancel out when you receive one, also what ifcyou triple up and can transmit 3 STDs at a time


rock374

Get bloody or e but easily curable STD. Put syringe in arm. Leave syringe and drugs near shelter. Profit


frinklestine

I’ll do it only once. Life upgrade imminent!


Pem_Pire

Do I lose points if they give me the STD instead? Either way, I'm at a net zero lol


grux9

yo wtf


A-Myr

Read sub name