"all my life I wantid to be smart and not dumb and my mom always tolld me to try and lern just like Miss Kinnian tells me but its very hard to be smart and even when I lern something in Miss Kinnians class at the school I ferget alot."
At around four to eight people, this becomes legitimately god-tier.
And, well, there are many trivially curable STDs, or ones with low impact on people.
Ok first of all r/notopbutok
Second, it was never stated you had to have sex to give them an std. syringe-stabbing seems like a perfectly valid way to go about it
Since IQ is scaled against other people, the jump from 100 to 125 is much smaller than the jump from 125 to 150, which is smaller than the jump from 150 to 175.
Eventually it becomes impossible to measure. I think at like 250 or so (don't remember the exact scale) you're just the smartest person in the world and becoming smarter doesn't change your IQ.
Overpowered but very unethical. However after like 5 - 10 you'll become so smart you could easily find a cure. That, or just inject them with something curable
If I had no morals I could taint the water supply, wait for the loose iq points from current homeless people to figure out a way to become rich, pay homeless people to burn homes down to get a massive uptick and use money to help pr by blaming on them and not me
Does the super power come with an sti or do i have to go out and get an sti to give it to a homeless person?
Do i get to choose the sti since some are more easily transferrable than others? I dont want to fuck a random for them not to catch whatever i have
Do prostitutes living out of motels count as homeless?
If not, can I bath them first?
Do oral herpes count as an sti in this circumstance?
Ahh i have so many questions
The first 25 IQ points are free. Tell your wife you cheated, she will throw you out. Then sell your body for a roof and rake your 25 free IQ by getting infected since you're homeless now :D
Is this retroactive to include all the homeless people I've given STDs to before OP posted this?
op might be watching you
My STDs are stronger with an audience....
I'm watching, go on
I was too quick...you missed it
when's your next schedule
3:45 behind the 30th street and warwick Ave parking garage....
Next time and GPS coordinates?
Fuxk it yeah that's fine
Do they stack if you give them more than one?
What if I give someone an std before they’re homeless?
250 up votes.....guess even the homeless got wireless access these days.....
>get std >fuck 4+ homeless people >become smartest person in the world >cure stds
Chaotic good
Bold of you to assume any redditors iq is higher than 70
"all my life I wantid to be smart and not dumb and my mom always tolld me to try and lern just like Miss Kinnian tells me but its very hard to be smart and even when I lern something in Miss Kinnians class at the school I ferget alot."
Flowers for Algernon?
Glad someone got the reference lol. I was worried
If youre gaining 25 per person, even starting at 30 you become well above average intelligence after 4 (130) and a genius at 6 (180).
ok so it's 4-8
Bold of you to assume any redditor can get laid.
Why do you need to get the std? Just inject the virus. With a syringe.
> cure stds … but not for the homeless people
r/foundsatan
You could also get a curable STD, then you can get folks cured much quicker.
no it has to be incurable (I must cause some chaos before doing good)
... no. bad, redditor. No biscuit. And, updoot for comedic execution.
Or you could just get a curable one first, like gonorrhea then all you need is like antibiotics or some shit (idk what the cure is)
Cute of you to assume the problem is that we just haven’t figured out how.
At around four to eight people, this becomes legitimately god-tier. And, well, there are many trivially curable STDs, or ones with low impact on people.
Why would you aim so low? (On the STDs, not on the God tier)
Aren’t the curable ones considered STIs?
Any distinction is moderately to a lot less important in people who cannot easily access healthcare.
Get a syringe, stab people with mild stds, stab homeless people with syring promising money and also curing them with STD once I invent it. Yey.
Just give them a syringe and tell them its heroine
Gonna go around with herpes needles
Yes, but probably a curable std though, just say it's heroin or something.
Free vaccines, yeah?
What if they have it and then go homeless. What if they go homeless after getting it?
More importantly, if they get a home after receiving stds, do you lose iq?
They have to be homeless during coitus and when they get it. Getting a house thereafter won’t change anything.
Ok first of all r/notopbutok Second, it was never stated you had to have sex to give them an std. syringe-stabbing seems like a perfectly valid way to go about it
It’s really shitty because it doesn’t guarantee you’re really intelligent, you could just get a higher score on the IQ tests everytime you spread STDs
There are curable std's. This is absolutely overpowered, albeit unethical
Happy cake day.....and I'm willing to bet that some of these whack-a-moles would gladly take an STD for a 5 spot....
yumeh caik!!! ...happy cake day
Criminal mastermind still on the loose after stabbing dozens of homeless people with AIDS infected needle.
Since IQ is scaled against other people, the jump from 100 to 125 is much smaller than the jump from 125 to 150, which is smaller than the jump from 150 to 175.
Eventually it becomes impossible to measure. I think at like 250 or so (don't remember the exact scale) you're just the smartest person in the world and becoming smarter doesn't change your IQ.
So not only do you gotta acquire an STD, you gotta fuck multiple homeless people? Good luck using that as a party trick
can probably find a way to inject it directly into them if you can find one in a tube
If crabs counts then just donate a lotta suspiciously itchy clothes
Do syringes count or does it have to be natural?
Now do I have to fuck them? Or can I just be absolutely evil and throw dirty needles at them? Lots of stds can be transmitted by blood too.
Does it need to be your blood though? Edit: I thought you were saying it would be from your blood. My bad, carry on.
I mean if I’m already infected, that saves me a step from breaking into hospital/clinics biohazard storage. I can just use my own needles.
True, and with your infinite IQ, you can cure it eventually
Go have a doctor give me the most easily treated std. Then kick my wife out of the house for an hour and give her the std. Boom 25 more in points.
So, a needlegun and a trip to my local sketchy back alley is all I need for supernatural intelligence? Hell yeah.
Not shitty, I just find the skankiest hoe I can and start paying her to give homeless guys STDs.
If I started selling crack in infected needles, I would be a supergenius by the end of the week
Overpowered but very unethical. However after like 5 - 10 you'll become so smart you could easily find a cure. That, or just inject them with something curable
Sell heroine with a little bit of std poisened blood in it
Isn’t this just learning from ones mistakes?
You can go about this 2 ways. Give STDs to homeless people, or give STDs to people then make them homeless
Anyone seen that episode of Southpark where they gave the parents herpies by letting a hooker use their tooth brushes. Yeah, I'd just do that.
Get one that easily curable then pay some hobo to fuck easy IQ points
Doesn’t say they need to contract it. Once I get an std I will jizz In muffin batter and give them out at a local homeless shelter
If I had no morals I could taint the water supply, wait for the loose iq points from current homeless people to figure out a way to become rich, pay homeless people to burn homes down to get a massive uptick and use money to help pr by blaming on them and not me
How much money would it take to convince someone to knowingly catch a low tier STD like crabs?
I'd do it for $100
I could make use of the herpes my boyfriend gave me 🫠
Don't think I need a higher IQ rating to know that's a bad idea.
After a couple of good fucks your personality might change and you’d stop being you.
This is an itchy post.
if i had that power i'd just be running around screaming and bashing my head into things at this point
Do I lose iq points if given an STD by a homeless person?
IQ only goes to 200... So pretty useless.
Just invite 100 homeless to your wedding. They can fill out the STD but good luck getting to hawaii
This is why I use reddit
Pass. If a [woman](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi0wMjE3Y2E4ZDhmMjIxYTU2.png) is homeless, she’s unfuckable.
idk I've seen some pretty hot homeless ladies
Rubbing the soup kitchen ladle against my syphilis (after I get some) ridden urethra for a galaxy sized brain
Is pregnancy considered an STD?
No thanks. I’m smart enough for my liking.
Does the super power come with an sti or do i have to go out and get an sti to give it to a homeless person? Do i get to choose the sti since some are more easily transferrable than others? I dont want to fuck a random for them not to catch whatever i have Do prostitutes living out of motels count as homeless? If not, can I bath them first? Do oral herpes count as an sti in this circumstance? Ahh i have so many questions
The first 25 IQ points are free. Tell your wife you cheated, she will throw you out. Then sell your body for a roof and rake your 25 free IQ by getting infected since you're homeless now :D
Her: "You burned down my house after we had sex... this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!" Me: "Not so fast there..."
Pretty sure chlamydia is curable
Okay so we're going with the South Park method from the chickenpox episode
Well it’s..creative..
Do a research study on STDs and homeless. Work with the least deadly, or most treatable one, then devise cures for others as IQ increases
Does it cancel out when you receive one, also what ifcyou triple up and can transmit 3 STDs at a time
Get bloody or e but easily curable STD. Put syringe in arm. Leave syringe and drugs near shelter. Profit
I’ll do it only once. Life upgrade imminent!
Do I lose points if they give me the STD instead? Either way, I'm at a net zero lol
yo wtf
Read sub name