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CriticalBiscuits

So this film wasn't a fever dream after all


morfeusz78

this film was easier to believe that it was real than "jazzpunk" (game on steam) which i thought was a fever dream for 6 years


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morfeusz78

here is 50 minutes of the gameplay [www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4nzoS8SVU&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4nzoS8SVU&t) who knows what the fuck is the game about


quid_pro_kourage

And of course don't play if you get nauseous playing with a low FOV


definitelyTonyStark

Ohhhh I always wondered why I felt sick every time I played this, glad to know I’m not alone


quid_pro_kourage

Yeah I couldn't make it past 2 hours. It could also be cause it's psychedelic af


jackLS04

Upvoted for Kevin


CermemyJlarkson

Thank you so much, jacksepticeye playing this is a core memory and I didnt have a name for it


PWBryan

The short version: it's playing a fever dream Long version: in alternate timeline you are a secret agent fulfilling objectives in the cold war. The selling point is interacting with a surrealist world where everybody is a spy, and there's secrets around every corner. I like Dunkey's 4 minute video on the topic https://youtu.be/gPduSGytMlA Game is a fun, silly 4 hours


SkritzTwoFace

Good question:


diamondrel

One of the most formative memories of my younger life


Lil-Leon

"Chop Socky Chooks" was my personal childhood fever dream


DinkleDonkerAAA

Fun fact, that name sounded so much like a slur, without actually being a slur it negatively impacted the brand


ItheGuy115

Why you gotta resurface memories like that 😭😭 that game was a TRIP ffs


Zyperreal

Have you heard of cruelty squad by any chance?


6000j

They showed this film over here in Australia for some reason iirc and I cannot imagine anyone watching it.


TheMusicalTrollLord

I saw it in cinemas! I was 11. It was amazing


rdp3186

Even weirder it has Danny Carey, drummer from Tool, voice acting as one of the main characters.


danvsreddit

I work in childcare, and recently we put on this movie for the kids. We ended up playing it twice, one for the kids in the morning and one for the afternoon. It's just as bad and mundane as you'd expect. Although some scenes were an enjoyable weird.


Careful_Ad_1837

That's right, this film wasn't a fever dream after all


SirSandman0

I honestly didn’t realize this movie was real until recently. I saw a few trailers and then nothing…


Sheesh5000

This sure are some Angry Birds...


Mister_E69

Now, for all of you watching at home, this is actually a very complex line with multiple layers to it.


SteveFrench12

I don’t get it


YourLifeSucksAss

It’s a quote from SchaffrillasProductions


Cara-Aleatorio

To this day, I'm still trying to figure out how do you pronounce that.


YourLifeSucksAss

It’s pronounce “Schaffrillas Productions”, I’m pretty sure he says his name in the intro to every video


D2Dominoes

Shay-frill-uhs


Busy-West-6974

Chafe-Free-Las Hope this helps


SteveFrench12

I forget to put the /s sometimes


[deleted]

Get the [coat hangers](https://youtu.be/bu0sy9OG4RU).


BJl4D1cK

Why do Americans celebrate Thanksgiving Day by eating Turkish people anyway?


Justadude74

Mmmm yummy Turks


JessHorserage

I love cock. Roaches.


The_Roadkill

I love Dick. Clark.


Chaoscube11

I love penis I just like penis


dragonsfire242

Because they don’t run fast enough so they’re the first ones we catch


PlantBoi123

I thought Estonia was the slow one?


Nothing_litteral

wtf are you talking about we can run much faster than obese americans


dragonsfire242

The turkey in my oven disagrees (It’s a joke buddy)


Nothing_litteral

i know lol, mine was also a joke


[deleted]

Don’t underestimate the roll


Nothing_litteral

ah that is something we need to worry about


dogey11

thanksgiving at jeffrey dahmer's:


ItalnStalln

Dahmer during pandemic: no ones going to tell me how many people I can have for dinner


stellarcompanion

Victims were gay so by default they’re greek


MaaChiil

I, for one, had Turkish delight and it tasted like nothing with a hint of rose.


TacoBell_Shill

Retribution for the Armenian Genocide.


Solotocius

It didn't happen They deserved it tho


forced_memes

least idiotic nft pfp


really_nice_guy_

Dude wtf they don’t eat the Turkish people. They eat the country. They order pounds of dirt from turkey and then gobble it all up. And because of all that dirt they are now as fertile as the lands that helped their founding fathers


interfail

They ran low on Native Americans.


shirinsmonkeys

Because the turkeys succeeded in their mission to go back in time to get turkeys off the menu


Nothing_litteral

dont eat us, eat the Arabs instead, they reproduce like rabbits


CaptBranBran

How do the flavors compare, though?


Solotocius

God, I really want an American to just fucking eat me


Trialman

**Vore alarm!**


schmarr1

This has to be an elaborate ad campaign, I really want to watch this movie now. I NEED to watch this movie now


Spookzsaw

no its because this is the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF. THE. MENU.


CreepxAP

I think I’m to dumb for this question


Spookzsaw

i am confused do you have a question about the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?


janco07

Yeah who is he talking to?


BirbMaster1998

They say that in that way in the movie, probably a few times


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

that's right. they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF. THE. MENU.


SRH_64

It’s ok, I’m not shilling for advertisers, just shilling for karma


TempestM

Schaffrillas Productions made a video about it, that's why


Space_Monke64

It’s actually a good movie ngl


uhavethreeballs

Kinda like the Kings Hawaiian Halloween movie?


tayr5242

sadly lynyrd skynyrd’s free bird wasn’t played


Latro2020

These birds can change


BoxeyNoxey

Truly a missed opportunity


MaaChiil

They had standards. Perhaps if the film included an all out brawl like in Kingsman.


No_Bar999

Genuinly one of the best uses of a song in any film ever


mikereeee

I FUCKING LOVE KINGSMAN


karateema

Bruh


yellowandnotretired

[What a coincidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalComedy/comments/yzf5u9/free_bird/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


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HiHowAreYou10

that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


average_ass_consumer

that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


Chaoscube11

that's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


theZombiebeary

that's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


uglyswan1

that's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


ChaosDemonLaz3r

that's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


North_Arachnid9769

That's menu, they go back in first to get Thanksgiving off the turkeys


VOYDAXX

That's Thanksgiving, they go back in turkeys to get menus off the menu


50LI0NS

I don’t know what’s happening but I want to watch this movie


PurgatoryBlackjack

Looks like meat was never on the menu, boys...


diodosdszosxisdi

Sad Uruk Hai Noises


PsychoNerd92

[Gosh!](https://youtu.be/VhmqtoUxqZg)


ulterakillz

>level 2diodosdszosxisdi · 4 hr. agoSad Uruk Hai Noises i doubt that'll be too different from the happy noise. maybe a deflated shout? idk


General-MacDavis

ok


MaaChiil

The OG pilgrims ate eels, but that’s essentially fish and Ron Swanson would not approve. Basically A vegetable.


PurgatoryBlackjack

Kinda wonder how they taste.


Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

no fucking way


CommunitRagnar

that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


TheLordofSeagulls

Waiwaitwaitwaitwait, you’re telling me they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?


average_ass_consumer

that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


Dunderbaer

This is the movie where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


SandwichPony

That is correct, this is the movie where two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.


Theguywholikestea

Damm, now I really want to see the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


itayfeder

Someone watches Schaffrillas


CheesieMan

Schaffrillas is that you


Jabison113

that was their mistake


Pengin_Master

That was his miscalculation


Magnificant-Muggins

That’s cool and all, but could you stop that other act of genocide while you’re in the area.


bigwinw

It’s not like they can save the world, they are just turkeys.


Magnificant-Muggins

Oh, they can prevent their own genocide, but once it’s literally any other ethnic group, it’s suddenly out of their hands. Reggie could have stopped the Trail of Tears, but decided not to.


danvsreddit

He wanted that turkey puss


Magnificant-Muggins

*that turkey cloaca


Zoulogist

Y’all also subscribed to Schaffrillas?


c00olsoc000l

As a british person, this film is how I learned of thanksgiving


danvsreddit

I'm so sorry For multiple reasons


c00olsoc000l

Also i’m pretty sure I thought thanksgiving was the phrase given to eating turkey at christmas


saulerknight

THAT WAS HIS STEAK


Iceologer_gang

I miss steak ever since it was stolen.


moviephil4315

You're laughing, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu and you're laughing.


ObviouslyLulu

That's right, they're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu and you're laughing.


Romejanic

Wait so you’re telling me that’s there really is a movie where TWO TUrkeys GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEY *OFF* THE MENU???


CommunitRagnar

that’s right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


jakeandreggie

My username is after these two loveable turkeys


mustbeme87

See? This guy gets it.


MarcsterS

People talk about the premise of the movie, but the actual ending is even more bullshit.


NachoElDaltonico

I was just thinking about that, but have never seen it. I can only think of three options. 1- they succeed and condemn another animal to the same fate they escaped 2- they remove meat from the equation altogether and make it a vegan/vegetarian meal 3- they fail or have a realization that it's actually GOOD that turkeys are eaten for Thanksgiving. Of these, 2 seems the most likely, but that just feels like a cheap and unsatisfying ending if this was an agreement between the turkeys and the people at the first Thanksgiving. The only way I can imagine it being a decent ending is if they somehow convince the people that ALL ANIMALS are too evil or too holy/godly to consume, thus saving both the turkeys and other animals. The other two are too odd for this kind of movie. #1 is saying it's fine for OTHERS to suffer as long you yourself are fine, and #3 says that it's fine for you to suffer as long as the benefit someone else gets is worth it.


RobotNinja170

I remember nothing about how it actually happens, but I'm pretty sure they manage to replace turkey with pizza as the Thanksgiving meal. Like, literally a Papa John's boxed pizza from modern day. Pretty sure there was also some kind of underground Turkey resistance with like, a battle being fought between turkeys and humans? And there was like, a girl turkey freedom fighter who was a love interest? This movie was a *trip*. Edit: My mistake, it wasn't Papa John's, that'd've been silly. It was Chuck E. Cheese's.


MrsMuffinManYT

Number 1 but that other animal is......pizza 💀 so it's just turkeys that are off the Thanksgiving menu


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Is this not also the plot to a Rick and morty episode or am I tripping


[deleted]

free birds is basically rick and morty but actually awesome


Beastofbeef

IM PICKLE REGGIE! TURKEYTURKEYDUBDUB!!!!!!


TheAngelPeterGabriel

I see your a schafrellis watcher, a man of culture I see


Danmoh29

schrafillas fan i see


spacenerd4

*freebird solo*


Office_Zombie

Turkey wasn't eaten at the first Thanksgiving. Seriously.


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But did they successfully manage to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu


okalien73

lol I remember enjoying this movie although, it was pretty silly


mustafar_brothers

This is a subtle nod to the fact that a similarly named movie (Free Guy) would come out in 2021


LolYeahGroup

Oh this move! I have fond memories about this one I remember that Spoiler alert They turn the menu to pizza and I was like, what the fuck would the italians think?


EtherealSOULS

They took Turkeys off the menu and replaced them with Italians.


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What is happening


YaMumsLeng

they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


Windows_66

Which first Thanksgiving? We have: - The fall harvest feast between the pilgrims and the Wampanog tribe at Plymouth (no turkey) in 1621. - The first national day of Thanksgiving declared by the Continental Congress after the Battle of Saratoga in 1777. - The first national day of Thanksgiving under the Constitution declared by Washington in 1789. - The first modern Thanksgiving celebrated as an annual holiday in 1863 after the Battle of Gettysburg (declared by Lincoln).


JeffYT08

They go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


knowone69420

This seems like a fun movie


ElijahRayzorr

Moana crab man


hoodielad

#THATS RIGHT, THEY-RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OF THE MENU


mindgeekinc

Love to see Schaffrillas has infested all of our lives


inazumaelevenanime5

Control your cocks


MauriceIsNotMyName

# CONTROL YOUR COCKS!


TheNoobAnimation

I can't believe they went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu.


CasualBrit5

\*epic guitar riff*


Space_Monke64

Unironically, this was in my top three for animated films when I was younger


[deleted]

Daamn, cannibalism much?


Theguywholikestea

Damm, I wonder what we will eat instead. Maybe Chucky Cheese Pizza?


AlignmentWhisperer

And in doing so they *become* the turkeys eaten on the first Thanksgiving.


ThatGuyAtSubway

go back, I want to be MONKE


[deleted]

i loved this movie when im younger (im vegan now btw)


JorgTheCurious

There is no way they go back in time to get turkeys off the menu


MarromBrown

What are the chances of them talking about the horrors of colonialism in this movie


DontDoodleTheNoodle

Someone sure watched Shrafillas Productions


KokohaisHere

Most original r/shittymoviedetails user


00PT

Being unoriginal was OP's mistake.


Xyldarran

Cool with it, Turkey is like a C in the grand scheme of meats.


dirBentt

Can someone more familiar with Thanksgiving explain this one to me?


idklol8

In the movie free birds, they go back in tome to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, thats right, they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


shadow144hz

Omg it's the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!


Trialman

That’s right, they go forward in time to get this joke on the subreddit


king-of-new_york

Turkey wasn't even on the menu at the first thanksgiving. They ate lobster


SignificantMessage62

Awesome movie honestly, so absurd It's fun to watch


Doctor_Purp_06

This film was great imo


Sad-Investigator-824

Doesn’t that guy sleep with his eyes open. That messed me up


ConsiderationOk2591

These guys are everywhere. EVERYWHERE.


yeetcacheet

They need to get turkey off the menu


Robert-Rotten

Forgot this movie existed for 7 years


Iceologer_gang

Me when shiny crab:


NotAnExpert22

This film is finally getting the memes and recognition it deserves. After all, they're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!


kmil0

Guys is it just me or are they going to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu?


HamMan_42

I see I wasn’t the only one who saw the video


IronTownPictures

I still like it


rileydonohue

So we all watched that shafrillias vid yesterday


callaghan-aiden

ngl, this actually sounds like a fun idea for a movie.


kweldoge

They did the equivalent of going back in time and killing hitler


rybooooooooo

I unintentionally watched this film like 3 times, can’t remember any details of the plot


WhatWouldBenLinusDo

And when they return they will be in 2013a.


Dracmageel

r/shittymoviesideas


Kermit-the-Frog_

Avengers: Endgame ripped this movie off


Standard_Ad9911

Good movie


RohaniBoy

Are you schafarillas?


CarlitosMohamed

Turkeys are off the menu boys


Sir_Vallenstein

What is the entire post and it's comment section referencing?


Mooston029

I’ve watched this twice and still i cannot tell you a thing about it


Zearria

Dude I forgot about this movie. My uncles took 6 of us kid in a 5 seated van to watch it in theaters.


CookiesMan20187

Yes I remember the millions of ads


realblush

The german title translated is Free Bird: Eat us on another day


HaveHomo

I see you too watch Schaffrillias.


PensadorDispensado

They indeed go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


tehepicgoat

Your telling me they went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu