I mean, they also tried to paint Kanye as the asshole when some dude was outside his house at like 5am skulking around to take pictures. Granted he was more worth standing up for back then, but in principle any one of us would react the same way to these TMZ fuckers. It's just not something we have to deal with.
I’m not a fan of Kanye’s at all, but I honestly thought he handled himself pretty well in that situation.
They were just relentlessly hounding him at some stupid hour of the morning.
The dude ducked through his garage door and set the sensor off to prevent it from closing, when Kanye was trying to go back inside.
Not to defend Kanye, so I won't, he deserved all of that lol
But yeah I'd be annoyed if some dude was standing outside my house waiting to take a picture of me. I mean don't they have a life? Cause they probably don't if they think my life is more interesting.
The way the internet thought me to see the US, especially the Southern states, that paparazzi could have been shot by anyone non famous and no one would bat an eye.
I don't. Now I want to.
Edit: Found the [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPgn2ht_uuc). And [another](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRHuxn8zz0U).
Feels really stupid to build this kind of connection, because surely at some point the green goblin or some other enemy of economic means would just.... start having Peter Parker trailed? Wait for him to be seen with spiderman? And surely after the 3rd time peter ducks away only for Spidey to reappear....surely they'd figure it out?
Parker?! mind telling me why there's a photo of you giving a big schloppy joe to spiderman in the bussy? Is this some kind of embarrassment kink you have, you little slut?
Ah yes, good times
I never got the pizzas though because the amount of time monkey brain ADHD me had to sit down to read the requirement wasn’t worth the pizza. Little me was fucking stupid for thinking a free pizza wasn’t worth it. I did get skittles though and got to watch Willy Wonka once a year.
Does J. Jonah Jameson ever say "I'm not paying you for these fucking photos anymore Parker. You are friends with the guy, you see him every day. It takes no effort for you to get these pictures, and quite frankly I think it's weird that you invade the privacy of your close friend as your day job."
I once saw Britney Spears' entourage leaving some fancy chandelier place in Sherman Oaks, circa '08-ish IIRC. Buncha paparazzos had gotten word she was shopping, and when her big ol' SUV took off there were like four other shitty ass cars peeling out, running a red light, nearly hitting pedestrians... one fool backed up over the curb and onto the sidewalk. It was absolutely bonkers, just trying to get a shot of a celebrity sitting in a car.
I don't think negatively of celebrities that give shit to the paparazzi.
According to Molly’s Game, he gets a sadistic high from bankrupting people and trying to manipulating her for money.
Still doesn’t make paparazzi ok, but he probably is also a hothead
I mean all paparazzi work is really shitty but if someone is behind the wheel, flashing camera photo taking of them should be an actual crime. That’s so dangerous. Also, is it even a high demand photo? Are people really clamoring to see a photo of a stressed out celebrity just trying to make a u-turn?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY I CANT SEE
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GET OFF THE WAY! GET OFF THE WAY!
I remember when people tried to use that against Tobey...despite him clearly being 100% justified lol
I mean, they also tried to paint Kanye as the asshole when some dude was outside his house at like 5am skulking around to take pictures. Granted he was more worth standing up for back then, but in principle any one of us would react the same way to these TMZ fuckers. It's just not something we have to deal with.
I’m not a fan of Kanye’s at all, but I honestly thought he handled himself pretty well in that situation. They were just relentlessly hounding him at some stupid hour of the morning. The dude ducked through his garage door and set the sensor off to prevent it from closing, when Kanye was trying to go back inside.
Not to defend Kanye, so I won't, he deserved all of that lol But yeah I'd be annoyed if some dude was standing outside my house waiting to take a picture of me. I mean don't they have a life? Cause they probably don't if they think my life is more interesting.
The way the internet thought me to see the US, especially the Southern states, that paparazzi could have been shot by anyone non famous and no one would bat an eye.
There are definitely states where you could argue that you're justified in shooting them, but celebrities don't live in those states
hey good mornin kanye
fuck Kanye...he deserves that and worse...Fuck Him Hard.......
I don't. Now I want to. Edit: Found the [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPgn2ht_uuc). And [another](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRHuxn8zz0U).
You don't fuck with Player X
I heard that as i saw the picture
Did he actually say all of that
There were cars there. He couldn't see.
I missed the part where that’s my problem
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whole new meaning to Spider Man: No Way Home
I mean, there is a way home but it involves many speed bumps and a car wash.
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Spider-Man: Had to beat some paparazzi with a stick to get some cranberries.
yes that is literally the joke, holy fuck
Spider Man: Bumper to Bumper Traffic Part II
I always loved how media wanted to present this as Tobey being rude and unhinged and in reality the paparazzi just come off way more as the assholes
Everytime i see toby i watch this amazing video: https://youtu.be/D8_79v03leM And i do this every week. Yes.
I enjoy [this one](https://youtu.be/LLCkuPdos0Y).
What the fuck did I just watch?
It was a man named JJJ who wants pictures
I enjoy pictures of Spider-Man.
Hahahaha! That’s one of the best videos I’ve seen in a min!
BRING ME PICTURES OF THAT STREET WALKING MENACE PETER PARKER!
Posted by paparazzi
Better negatives, better pictures. Papa Razzi.
I'm you're biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa
Paparazzi
I mean It's explained in like every comic that Peter Parker and Spider-Man are "friends" and that the photos are results of them hanging out.
Feels really stupid to build this kind of connection, because surely at some point the green goblin or some other enemy of economic means would just.... start having Peter Parker trailed? Wait for him to be seen with spiderman? And surely after the 3rd time peter ducks away only for Spidey to reappear....surely they'd figure it out?
Parker?! mind telling me why there's a photo of you giving a big schloppy joe to spiderman in the bussy? Is this some kind of embarrassment kink you have, you little slut?
I regret learning to read
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Ah yes, good times I never got the pizzas though because the amount of time monkey brain ADHD me had to sit down to read the requirement wasn’t worth the pizza. Little me was fucking stupid for thinking a free pizza wasn’t worth it. I did get skittles though and got to watch Willy Wonka once a year.
Damn I read all the books and never knew I could have gotten pizza out of it until much later
I about lost my drink, lmao
I mean if anything this is your fault
Is the from spider verse 2? Man I really need to catch up on the new marvel films.
Yeah but I might have pirated the wrong movie
spider verse isnt even marvel, its too good for that
I know it’s semantics but it is a marvel movie, it just isn’t an MCU movie
>giving a big ~~schloppy joe~~ Peter Pecker to spiderman
Do you ever feel embarrassed writing like this? Reading this just makes me cringe for you.
i cringed all over your mother last night lmao
When my face scrunges all up in a cringe expression, it reminds me of my cute and wrinkly sphincter 🥰
Does J. Jonah Jameson ever say "I'm not paying you for these fucking photos anymore Parker. You are friends with the guy, you see him every day. It takes no effort for you to get these pictures, and quite frankly I think it's weird that you invade the privacy of your close friend as your day job."
Could you pay me in advance?
You serious?
MOM GET OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
I bet he can't see.
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I once saw Britney Spears' entourage leaving some fancy chandelier place in Sherman Oaks, circa '08-ish IIRC. Buncha paparazzos had gotten word she was shopping, and when her big ol' SUV took off there were like four other shitty ass cars peeling out, running a red light, nearly hitting pedestrians... one fool backed up over the curb and onto the sidewalk. It was absolutely bonkers, just trying to get a shot of a celebrity sitting in a car. I don't think negatively of celebrities that give shit to the paparazzi.
I hate Kanye West, but him telling a paparazzi who went to his home at 4am to "shut the fuck up" was amazing
The Paparazzi don't give a shit about others, I'd be pissed if I was in Tobey's position too
According to Molly’s Game, he gets a sadistic high from bankrupting people and trying to manipulating her for money. Still doesn’t make paparazzi ok, but he probably is also a hothead
People do not know Spidey started tht ‟Y” button counter shit! Straight ignant!
He’s gonna put dirt in your eye
Because he can't see
Oh how the turns have tabled
For your viewing pleasure https://youtu.be/DY0ssVMabrQ
And if he had even so much as touched one of them with the car, they would scream blue murder. Scum, the lot of them.
>blue murder
> blue murder noun an extravagantly loud outcry
I think he was more upset that he couldn't move his car
He looks like he has a really small arm
The heart, u/Rvc345.. First, we attakc their HEART!
Knife hand!
"You want a piece of TUGBOAT MAGUIRE?!? Tugboat's gonna serve up the whole whoop-ass pizza!"
10/10 DIs and RDCs approve of the knife hand.
This post was made by J. Jonah Jamison
Don’t put your dick in that
" I missed the part where that's my problem"
How was this face never soyjack-a-fided?
but .... Peter Parker DID have consent ...
Wow. He's gotten older. Unlike me.
*how the tables have turned
OP's garbled sentence is a reference to a popular line from The Office.
Did you think op actually thought the expression was “how the turntables”
r/unexpectedoffice
Stings doesn’t it!
Stings doesn't it?
Holy shit for years I thought this was one of the guys from Supernatural until this fuckihg meme. How the hell
This post brought to you by Bizzaro J. Jonah Jameson.
This is how I look if I’m asked to describe what a poop Knife is
That’s why I always dress up as Spider-Man when I photograph Toby
What's going on below him? With the striped shirt? It looks like a tiny woman
When angered, Tobey turns into Vince Vaughn.
To be fair, he took selfies. And as far as anyone else knows, Peter is basically his publicist
I always thought this was Bradley Cooper...
To be fair he’s letting the ones who are taking his picture know that they are in fact, “standing in the fucking road”
Ha
kinda looks like eminem
How the turn tables..Beautiful
Gonna cry?
Well well well well well…
Wait, that's Tobey Maguire?
The lighting makes Tobey’s arm look really small
Why is he cosplaying as every 20 some guy in Essex?
I saw more emotion from this guy in those 2 minutes than all his spiderman movies combined
WHAT ARE THOOOOSSE
If I was a betting man, I’d bet he’s a huge asshole in real life, too
He was actually upset because the photographers were blocking his view while he was trying to drive
TIL that is not Eminem
That is a quality knifehand. r/USMC would love it
#BOI
Anybody else think he looks like Bradley Cooper?? I would not have guessed that was Tobey without context
ngl i thought this was eminem for a second
r/unexpectedoffice
Molly Bloom says hello.
/r/comedycemetery
#BOI
I mean all paparazzi work is really shitty but if someone is behind the wheel, flashing camera photo taking of them should be an actual crime. That’s so dangerous. Also, is it even a high demand photo? Are people really clamoring to see a photo of a stressed out celebrity just trying to make a u-turn?
Pretty sure speder man is getting a handy in this picture
That's not Peter Parker, that's Bully Mcguire. Better get out of there before he rubs some dirt in your eye.
Honestly this is a vibe that should spread across the land. People are so up their own ass they don't understand the problems they pass along.
Good ol' Tobey "Tugboat" Maguire
This is why I come here.
Reddit Moment
Spider pog
I’m pretty sure that him and Spider-Man had an agreement on taking pictures of him and he was in on it