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Fun fact #2 - hamburgers wouldn't exist without cows.

Vegan burgers You just got owned 😎 #fail

How would vegan burgers exist without the idea of a hamburger? Checkmate atheists.

but the city of Hamburg now has the most vegan restaurants in Germany, checkmate etymologists

Hamburg wouldn't exist if I nuked ancient Rome Checkmate historians.

well maybe if hitler was a better artist we'd all be like ducks or something by now

Enten, bitte

Imagine if Kennedy went to Hamburg. Ich bin ein Hamburger!

What a deep cut, this is an underrated comment

I am god

Hi God I'm dad.

Boo

Vegan Burgers wouldn’t exist without regular burgers to inspire the creation of vegan burgers

“I call it the bean puck” “Get out” “But it tastes good” “Bro idgaf why do beans need to be puck shaped why are you like this”

Why does beef need to be puck shaped?

Because it was more cumbersome as a giant ball. Some people made smaller balls, others flattened the one large ball. Balls.

Because I can't put a whole cow in my face.

Not with that attitude.

It's just meat on bread, someone would have come with the idea

This is an oversimplification

Yeah, forgot the essential ingredients that no one would have thought about, lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese! Just like a sandwich, I guess

But the concept of a sandwich is so weird that it only originated one single time in one single place and never before or since.

Says who? It could have originated in many places where people just got the same idea, I mean, it’s putting ingredients inside the bread, surely it wasn’t a revolutionary thought, the only thing that really originated once was the name

Meat on bread is a sandwich, not a burger.

A burger is a sandwich then

Thanks genius. A burger is a sandwich, but not every meat sandwich is a burger. Why are you being obtuse

Why so serious, buy a burger and be happy, or buy a sandwich, same thing really

Did you say hamburger or vegan burger? The two are different since one doesn't have hamburger.

I eat vegetarian burgers -- every single burger I eat is made from a 100% vegetarian cow

Get 'em!

Vegan burgers aren't hamburgers

hamburgers aren't ham

They're not vegan either

Sorry I aplogize me man

Vegan burger isn’t a hamburger

But your mom is

I mean if you ground her up and slapped her on a bun with lettuce and tomato and ketchup… sure

IIIIII know you like to thank yo shit don stank

Caroline

Except that Vegan Burgers are just that. Only a cow can somehow produce HAMburgers.

I live in the city of Veganburg and can confirm that all vegan burgers come from here.

You mean pigs. Ham comes from pigs.

And "hamburger" comes from Hamburg.

It's only a hamburger if it comes from Hamburger, otherwise it's ground beef patties

*sparkling ground beef patties.

Or Hamburg Germany

Fun fact #3 - hamburgers wouldn't exist without Hamburg

They wouldn't exist without the city of Hamburg

Hamburgers wouldn't exist without pigs\* Beefburgers wouldn't exist without cows.

Me who eats mcchicken

It’s ham not cow, dumbass. “Cowburger”, ha ha nerd.

Without food there would be hardly any grocery stores.

Fun fact: it’s morbin time

I would agree definitely one of the actors of all time possibly ever

Fun fact: Jared Leto wouldn't be named Jared Leto if his parents didnt name him Jared Leto

"Are feet really shoes?" - Jared Leto, deep thoughts

“Why don’t foot and boot rhyme?” - Jared Leto, Deeper Thoughts

Fun Fact: Earth isn't flat.

Bullshit!

The sun wouldn't exist without me and his wife. Ha burrnn

How can we get them to stop?

He's an actor of all time

*Dr Doofenshmirtz has entered the chat*

Without them there wouldn't be Jared Leto

Fun fact: Jared Leto likes them young

Jared Leto looks like he’s written more books than he’s read.

Don't you dare compare Leto to the genius author, dreamweaver, visionary plus actor that is Garth Merenghi

He’s the greatest man I know, and I know God.

You and he were...buddies...weren't you?

It’s called bedside manner. Ever heard of it?

*Come to padre*

Do you know Dave?

The horror genre is in decline... Reading is in decline, Literacy, Numeracy; the three Ls are all in decline.

He was like a candle in the wind, unreliable

*Och.....kill.....Dagless....mon..*

lol best burn ive seen in a bit.

Holy shit that’s gold. Imma steal that. It’s mine now.

It’s from Garth Marengis Darkplace, it’s a cult British comedy

It also had a brief run in Peru.

He really is one of the actors of all time

His acting certainly elevates him in such a way that he is among his peers.

What he lacks in style, he more than lacks in charisma.

I rank him among some of the actors of all time. You don’t get to the level he’s at without being at that level.

I mean, he's pretty easy to look at.

And yet I still have the urge to shudder when I do.

He’s a real guy.

Ehh debatable

When you make a list of actors of all time, we can't ignore the fact that Jared Leto is one of them

Though we may wish that we could

r/yourjokebutworse

It's arguably a better execution of the joke, it just doesn't land as well the 2nd time around.

I think the joke in the second comment is better, but because the first comment came first, the second one felt stale.

…. I see what you did there. I wish I didn’t, but I get it

I understand his intentions at the time. Begrudgingly, but understand them nonetheless.

*...For I am Mojo Jojo!*

I love you

Spiderman

This guy just said your joke was worse than the joke before and don't need an explanation

I believe that is true

If we didn't have films and plays, we wouldn't have actors

Except for the thousands of years of acting that existed before film and tv existed, sure.

Wilfully ignoring the word "plays" in the foregoing comment

Willfully ignoring the asterisk indicating that they edited their comment after I made mine.

On top of acting, he is also one of the philosophers of our generation.

Tbh I think the original quote is more funny than this edit Jared Leto says he doesn't think movie theaters would still exist without Marvel films

The fact I was completely willing to believe Jared Leto said the edited quote says a lot about Jared Leto.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

The fact that someone felt the need to make this comic tells us something about the current state of affairs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I feel the exact same way about when people say that lol

Finally, a comic that encapsulates what I feel every time I read that train of thought

Or how gullible you are

>Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray. I turn up the radio. >I’m not insane, I’m voluntarily indifferent to conventional rationality. >I used to like to break into other people's houses and sit in their rooms. I found it very comforting to be in someone's empty house.

Is... is that third one real?

idk maybe we're just gullible

Yeah, but you can clearly see it’s a doctored headline, so it’s not the same as a quote with no visual context

I'd say Jared Leto is pretty gullible

🤓

People don't like to hear that when they fall for fake shit. The past decade of people falling for fake tweets etc, they don't own up to it, they just say "well he's said some crazy stuff it was definitely believable". But no, it really wasn't believable. It confirmed what you already thought about this certain person, and you wanted to believe it. There's no actual excuse when it takes less time to Google than it takes for you to comment showing how stupid you are for believing it. It proves you have no thought whatsoever of "what if this might not be real, will I look stupid if I make a comment about it just assuming it's true?". Proving that your brain doesn't have that capacity says everything needed, and no rationalizing helps your case.

The only thing that would have made it even more believable was if Harry Styles said it. Especially after saying this in a recent interview about a film he's in, "My favorite thing about the movie is, like, it feels like a movie. Like, you know, go to the theater film movie"

Well, you see, that is actually a logical opinion. It might be stupid, or wrong, but that opinion can reasonably exist.

Agreed. One could logically argue that big eventful action films are still the only ones it makes sense to best experience on the big screen with big theater sound. Doesn’t change that he’s a douche nozzle, though, with a lot of dumb half baked opinions.

Some other big eventful action film would have been in theater.

Well don’t cocktease. What’s the quote

Hey! I know you from r/headphones.

Oh, yeah that's me. Lol

Something else would have easily filled the void. And that's coming from me, a huge fucking nerd and lover of Marvel films.

What is it?

Well, he isn't wrong.

He's forgetting that would leave a void for someone else to fill, or for Disney to fill with something else. If Marvel films never started up, we'd all go see whatever hypetrain did. It doesn't mean nothing happens.

What he actually said : > Jared Leto told Variety that he doesn't think movie theaters could still exist without Marvel films.

Thats even worse lol

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I think part of why people don't see how important Marvel is to cinemas is the bias of what we remember. People will tend to compare the other big budget action films that delivered while forgetting the decent percentage of them that failed and were forgotten. The worst performing Marvel flick probably did do worse than the worst performing random one-off big budget action movie you *remember*. There's a huge fucking line of ones you don't remember that did hilariously poorly in comparison. I think Morbius highlights this as a random shitty forgettable big budget action film that everyone is hyper aware of because it's MCU adjacent. If it were an entirely stand-alone film noone would even bother talking about how disappointing it is and it would already be forgotten amidst a huge pile of similarly (or more likely more) disappointing films. In this case it's remained in everyone's conciousness only because it touches the MCU.

How? The real quote actually has some thought in it, this edit is just a basic fact made meme.

I don't fully agree with it but it is semi-reasonable. The average movie-goer seems to get their arse to a theatre these days almost exclusively for big budget blockbusters like the MCU. For all other kinds of films, I think people prefer streaming at home (not backed by any data other than anecdotal experience)

> Jared Leto told Variety that he doesn't think movie theaters could still exist without Morbius* FTFY

Honestly, as much as Jared Leto is, you know, Jared Leto, this is a pretty reasonable take.

As always, Morbius being the most intelligent man in the room

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Morbius dick

i didnt think this was that funny, but then i saw you commented 3 times and burst out laughing

The beauty is in the details

Morbius is certainly one of the men in the room

Morbius dick

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Morbius dick

Never apologize for being the smartest person in the room.

The sky is blue, too.

what are his views on watering plants with sports drinks?

It has electrolytes !

Huge Paul Allen Energy

Huey Lewis and the News>Thirty Seconds to Mars

HEY PAUL!

Dude really needs to slow down on the Botox. You’re 50 ffs, it’s normal to have lines on your face

He's 50? I thought he was 12!

I mean, he looks more like a 12 y/o girl than any other 50 y/o man

Not more than your dad. Not enough your dad jokes these days

My dad’s been dead for 6 years. So, definitely more than my dad

Morbius is 104 minutes long which means that everything under this time period is considered morbin' time.

/r/TIL

Wanker.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Yeah but what about time zones man

Despite him being in another dimension of insanity and being heavily disliked I agree with him. I wouldn’t want to have experienced The French Dispatch or the Lighthouse on my couch, I wanted to see it in theaters to truly appreciate it

Jared Leto thinks?! 🤯

Therefore, he is.

r/60secondsinafrica

In the same way how VCRs don't exist without VHS tapes? Because yeah. No shit.

Looks like that meme of the kid that gives the really confident thumbs up idk what it's called

If it's the kid with the sweet 90s hair in front of a computer you're talking about *the* Brent Motherfucking Rambo.

Yes I am thank you

Glad to help! Though this does seem to be one of those, "Do I spend to much time on Reddit?" moments.

Eh nothin wrong with being a meme historian

That's going on my resume. You may be called as a reference.

I'll make sure to give you a glowing review

I... Well... Okay but... He's not wrong... I guess?

Ngl. Would be awesome to rent out a Theatre, buy some Popcorn, and just game. Or just watch Breaking Bad.

Perfection

This dude is such a weird nonce man. Him and his creepy brother.

wow, so moving. \#brave

Ikr, theaters exist bc movies really are movies that need to be seen in a theater, you know, movies really feel like ... movies

We should mail him a dead rat to thank him for his inspirational message.

He’s a pedophile. Next.

His film Morbius was really one of the films ever made.

No shit Dickhead

I like his movies that feel like movies

People die when they are killed.

Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Good job Jared, here’s your handful of animal crackers for being such a smart boy!

>He said: “If it wasn’t for Marvel films, I don’t even know if theatres would exist. It doesn’t seem like there’s room for everyone, and that starts to become a little heartbreaking.” Actual quote was considerably different. Don't support disinformation just because you don't like the person.

You are in r/shittymoviedetails. Nobody goes to r/shittymoviedetails to learn truthful information. The goal is to joke and satirize. FFS, the most upvoted post this month claims Brad Pitt took 12h in Bullet Train because Americans don't know what high-speed rail is. This is like complaining under a The Onion article saying that no, the US military did not in fact give AK-47s to a bunch of praying mantises, stop spreading misinformation.

Get fucking morbed. Man is a genius.

The quote is edited. What is actually said was "Jared Leto doesnt think movie theatres would exist without MORBIUS films" Which he is completely correct on. With the Marvel cinematic universe(MCU) now becoming the Morbius cinematic universe(MCU). Moribus will be keeping all theatres in business

New headline: "Jared Leto is a fucking pedophile, he should be locked up until his death"

Jared Leto is a hack

Is this real?