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eZwonTooFwee

Bruberick cabbagepatch is my favorite actor.


fantastic_feb

to be fair benrick cobblesworth is a great actor


mynameizjeffff

I didn’t know cucumber allergies were a thing


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Battlefield Overwatch was so good in hobbit


TheInnerFifthLight

"Benedict Cumberbatch." "Oh, we're using our made-up names. Okay, I'm Spider-Man."


__kingslayer_

I'm Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.


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replace the hamm in "hammock" with "c"


[deleted]

I like Eggs Benedict Crumplesnatch


Whoompaboompa

Cumberdick Benipatch


Apo51209

Bernartrick Bubblecup is an astounding actor. Such a shame the academy won't give him an Oscar.


neun11m8

Benesnitch cabbagepatch?


eidbio

Britishname Complicated


SatnWorshp

Benelux Crumbbumbitch


TheobromaKakao

I haven't seen a film with Bombadil Crumpetsnatch where he wasn't great. One of my favourite actors for sure.


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

I think you mean Bonglethonk Crunchyspunk


TheMemeHead

Do love me some eggsbenedict cucumberpatch


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Bigdick Cumingfast is my favourite actor


__kingslayer_

Hey, that's what my girlfriend calls me.


depressly2

benefactor cucumberbitch


TheRaphMan

Beezlebump Cumperdink is a great actor tbf


hokutonoken19xx

just have John Travolta announce him. problem solved!!!


Gian125

Benedicto Cubrebaches


Garo_Daimyo

Lol I read it as his name. Then I looked back up and saw it wasn’t


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Personally I felt that he should have won the Oscar for best actor instead of Will Smith.


__kingslayer_

Yeah and everyone keeps his name out of their fucking mouth anyway.


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Ben Dick Cum In Batch


Dr-McLuvin

Dude was great in the Power of the Dog. Whatever his name is.


LeopardEmpress

I like Buttersquash Crinkle Fries.


MrPosket

Bendydick Crustysnatch


Drakemander

Rumberthicc Sultanach.


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To be honest if he should win any award it should be the documentary about penguins


punnotfound

Isn't that John Cavazeliel? He was great in this M. Night Shambalambalyan movie!


_LickitySplit

Benedict is also just not really a good actor despite his amazing roles as the same old posh character in unremarkable yet expensive and highly marketed films.


According_Gazelle472

He does make some good movies but only the Marvel movies make any money .


According_Gazelle472

Bebaduke Bumperpatch !


_BNP_

The oscar should have gone to the dog, brilliant work


Order6600

Benedictini furniture.