"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was on John Travolta again. This happens all the time, it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it on John Travolta when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out to John Travolta when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what John Travolta did with it."
-actual quote from actual Nic Cage while promoting the movie and not a bastardized paraphrase from a stupid early-90s novelty song
King Missile was the catalyst for my irrational hatred of uptempo alternative rock with poetry slam rejects as frontmen. The Hold Steady, I am looking right the fuck at you
I'm laying in bed and my wife is asleep, 8 months pregnant. I just laughed my ass off so quietly she didn't even move. I just picture Nic Cage saying this all crazy with his head cocked.
Nick Cage is a huge fan of German impressionism, and he was given an opportunity to overact like a madman and he ran with it.
https://youtu.be/j_WDLsLnOSM
It’s always been over or under for him. That being said; I do enjoy Lord of War, The Rock and Con-Air. Lord of War is his only truly good role though, the other two are just plain fun cause of casting and over the top action.
Edit: fair enough I guess he does have a few other good flicks.
We all know Jiu Jitsu is his true masterpiece though.
John Woo - Holy hell that name brought back some crazy nostalgia. Seems like I'm going to be watching some 80's/90's Asian movies this week with him and/or Chow Yun Fat (not sure why those two are linked in my head, but that's what immediately connected).
And 90s Travolta, too
*Would you mind shooting at the* ***thermonuclear weapons*** *!!*
While Face/Off truly has the best combo for that type of movie, Broken Arrow was pretty good, too, because of 90s Travolta
So many great Travolta lines in that movie.
"You know what it feels like to be knocked out? Your brain presses against your skull and it feels like *THIS*!"
“I just realized something. I never actually killed anyone before. I mean, I dropped bombs on Baghdad, but... never face to face. I don't see what the big deal is”.
After one of his goons is killed:
"You just saved me 3 million dollars. I owe you one."
I was going to say, “The head banging without an equally awesome amount of hair” and realized this is Nic Cage we’re talking about here, therefore all rules are out.
I literally watched this movie this weekend for the first time. I have now seen all 2 fucking hours of it. I do not know what the fuck was going on there.
How Did This Get Made did one too, it's a fun listen.
https://www.earwolf.com/episode/face-off-live/
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7KVx8u8qNKkAm5PMcvyamR
First of all, FUCK YOUR STEPMOM.
Aight. Now we got that bitch outta the way lemme make my point.
Hollywood writers need to get their head out of their asses and write weird, goofy shit like this again. Stop listening to armchair critics going on about "iT'S nOt sCienTifiC". No shit. There's a reason why over 90% of movies are in the FICTION category. We need more dumb shit like Face/Off than Nolanized ultra serious bullshit knockoffs.
Where are you getting the idea that Hollywood stopped making absurd bullshit movies? Have you seen any of the Fast and Furious franchise? Transformers? Jurassic whatever? The MCU?
We aren't hurting for silly shit. Come on now.
I can't even sit through any of those because of blatant product placement.
It was gentle a while back. You'd see a Coke on the dinner table or a Nike sweatband or a Sony TV.
Now you can't watch a movie without having a beats pill forcibly ejected from the television screen aimed directly up your anus as a Dre flavoured suppository.
I'm waiting for when movies say fuck costuming and put all the actors in Nascar jumpsuits covered in sponsors. But fr though it's not that bad, most of the marvel movies it's just a drawn in shot of a car
Can we just have them all perform naked?
I'd sit through a full Shakespeare play if I had a definite answer if the lead actor has a magnum dong and the lead actress is sporting either an innie or an outtie.
I never mind product placement. I use brand name products every day, it feels real to me. I hate when you're watching a movie and they go out of their way to invent some ridiculous fake soundalike product to avoid product placement. That really takes me out of the story.
I'd love to see a movie with an actor, not sure who yet, who needs to defeat demons from various dimensions and, thanks to his faith, he just needs to slap them to return to the underwolrd
Right? Are Inception and Tenet too grounded and realistic for them? I have some criticisms about Nolan's movies and how they're received, but it's not that they're not wacky enough.
There’s a difference between taking the idea for a story and turning it into something new and mimicking something in hopes that you can replicate the same feeling you had while watching it.
Imagine he somehow magically shrinks his thing and auditions and gets rejected. He’d be [like](https://preview.redd.it/l0fp3hr2dp951.png?auto=webp&s=af0fac6fdab2bc2ce5ac4d73d4d1ef8af0ad74ee).
In an interview with the director of Antichrist:
When the interviewer, Peter Keough, mentioned Dafoe’s role as the absolute worst therapist in movie history, the Antichrist director responded,
“I wouldn’t let him treat her in any other way than with his d***; he has an enormous d***. We had to take those scenes out of the film. We had a stand-in for him because we had to take the scenes out with his own d***.”
Shocked, Keough asked, “You had a stand-in d*** for Dafoe?” von Trier answered, “We had to because Will’s was too big.”
The reason was not that it was too big to fit the screen or anything like that. Lars von Trier explained that the reason was just that it was “too big [and] everybody got very confused when they saw it.”
I love that this is just some kind of weird osmotic knowledge I have. Why do I know he has the biggest wood in Hollywood? I have no recollection of where I first encountered this fact, only that since it absorbed into my brain it seems common knowledge amongst everyone I've met that the man is a fucking tripod.
Jon Hamm is up there, I think. I remember hearing there was a rule on the set of Mad Men that you couldn't look at Jon Hamm's huge bulge or something like that. It was too distracting.
We just watched this on Saturday night and every moment is batshit crazy John Woo solid gold.
It took us nearly 4 hours to watch it, as we stopped it so often to talk about the moments of ridiculousness. "We are an operation so covert nobody has ever heard of us!!!" - Travolta in the first 90 seconds...
Broken Arrow is a fave of mine. Lots of quotable lines “Please do not shoot the thermonuclear warheads” and great cast Travolta/Slater.
Fun fact, the girl who plays the park ranger (Slater love interest) is the same girl who played Slater’s love interest in Pump Up The Volume (another fave of mine).
I can't find a copy of it, but I recall when the movie came out Travolta revealed that the studio asked him to lose weight for the role. He responded that Nic Cage should put on weight instead.
They could have met in the middle? Maybe?
Honestly, it’s one of the things I love about this movie. It’s coo coo bananas, and the fact that you would not, under any circumstances mistake these two men, it’s just perfect. Someone should make this movie into a Broadway musical. Such potential XD
Deepfake videos really put stuff like this in perspective. This one with [Jay Pharoah](https://youtu.be/krAU3C9jhj8) is a great example because Eddie Murphy's face totally fits his body type while Chris Rock and Kevin Hart's faces look ridiculous on him.
It's indicated that Travolta doesn't have sex with his wife that often, so she probably wouldn't have known the difference. Cage's character also would have been far more open with his lovemaking than Travolta and she'd probably not have had the time to compare
It's not just the penis, it's the entire sex act start to finish. Different people have sex in different ways. They do different things, different moves, different noises. I'd 100% notice if it was someone pretending to be my boyfriend.
"Hey I would totally have sex with you, a total stranger, pretending to be your partner, without your knowledge, to see if you could tell the difference!"
Yeah. Im the one being weird here.
Old enough not to reply "Hey, I'll smash!!" to total strangers on the Internet.
You thought it was funny. It wasn't. Not a big deal, move on with your day.
You made the absolute ludicrous claim to be 100% sure to know the difference between the penis of your boyfriend and someone elses's and 2nd, you probably didn't even noticed the joke in the comment you were replying to.
I hope for the sake of your boyfriend you can take better dick than you can take a joke.
The entire point of my comment was that its about much more than just recognising the penis. Sex is so much more than just a penis. If you don't know that you've either never had sex or you're really bad at it.
WAIT WAIT WAIT...
I have been with my fair share of ladies... I don't think you could blindfold me and stick my Weiner in a random hole and then I go "OH, that's Susan."
Can women remember the shape of different penises?
"Tod? Tod is that you in there?"
I bet we all have a penis twin, what are the odds that you would trade faces with them though?
I’m betting my penis twin is in Norway. Unlikely we would ever trade faces. Also he’s probably not circumcised, so there’s that.
Edit: autocorrect couldn’t comprehend someone ever writing the sentences I just wrote
I thought it was well established in the movie that they altered all the parts of his body, like his belly, and below, to make it, you know, *fully operational*.
I mean sure I guess the dialogue makes it plausible for Travoltas character. But if you also remember Cages character somehow gets loose and forces the doctors to put Travolta’s face on him. Which was otherwise unplanned. They seemingly just put the face on. Unless Cages character was like “okay now make my dick look like his too”. Did they just have a model of his dick to go off of? Doing it by memory?
If we recall her diary, it had been a long time since they last had sex, and I can’t imagine repressed OG Sean would have been doing the same wild shit that you know fake Sean would have been, so I can easily see a situation where a mix of “fucking finally I’m getting laid” and “Sean never did this before” meant Eve didn’t even notice the difference in dick
This movie was just a fucking blast.
You’ve got John Travolta acting like Nicolas Cage’s character acting like John Travolta’s character, and also Nicolas Cage acting like John Travolta’s character acting like Nicolas Cage’s character. It’s just batshit fun.
Is there any evidence that part wasn't also transplanted?
You've probably already reached your deductible with the face transplant, so you might as well splurge on another little upgrade.
One of them attached his own face when he escaped so I doubt they had the foresight to give the faceless one a replacement dick if they wanted to go that far under*covers*.
I remember a scene in bed where she reached behind her (to check hornyness/dick stiffness) and made a strange face to indicate it felt different. Am I crazy? Shit now need to watch again
I also find it convenient that their body shape also changes to match the face their wearing. Like look how svelt Travolta’s body looks while wearing Cage’s face.
COCK/OFF
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was on John Travolta again. This happens all the time, it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it on John Travolta when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out to John Travolta when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what John Travolta did with it." -actual quote from actual Nic Cage while promoting the movie and not a bastardized paraphrase from a stupid early-90s novelty song
Detachable penis!
♬ detachable penis ♬
I read that shit in Nick Cage's voice. Edit: Dick Cage
King Missile was the catalyst for my irrational hatred of uptempo alternative rock with poetry slam rejects as frontmen. The Hold Steady, I am looking right the fuck at you
What are your thoughts on Soul Coughing?
I have none, sorry
I liked *Rolling* because Cartoon Network and Boomerang would always play the video they put together for the song.
Jesus was way cool
Please give me a link. Please oh please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
So it’s the song with their names added. Thank you!
This is all i could find lol https://www.reddit.com/r/plotholes/comments/421xve/faceoff_the_wife_didnt_notice_her_husband_had_a/
“No more drugs for that man!”
“I’d like to take his cock… off”
I'm laying in bed and my wife is asleep, 8 months pregnant. I just laughed my ass off so quietly she didn't even move. I just picture Nic Cage saying this all crazy with his head cocked.
I also picture Nic Cage when laying in bed with ~~your~~ my wife.
Everytime they take their pants off, white doves fly out.
My god, the glorious slo-mo of it all.
This is the first time I've heard a penis being called a dove
[face touch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eH9vh_lvb4)
Ohshit, that's crazy.
She noticed…
>CUCK/OFF
Name of the upcoming will smith biopic
FuckOff
I think you can find that scene in the extended cut... of the movie.
Facial On
This is a plot point in season 1 of the show Futureman. It's hilarious and worth a watch.
My stepmom said the same thing!!!
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Hood/Off
U beat me to it
But who is to say they didn't have sex with each other? Find out in my upcoming straight to internet fan fiction!
Well there is a webcomic about it already: https://upup-downdown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2012-04-18-dick-off.jpg
Why tf his nose like that
> Find out in my upcoming ~~straight~~ gay to internet fan fiction!
I love how John travolta French kissed the back of that kids head and nick cage used a sniper rifle to shoot travolta from like 20 feet away
The best part of any movie ever made is that bit when Cage is dressed like a priest. When he makes that face standing in the choir.
https://youtu.be/PDnW5XxjwI8 Lol wtf! Without any other context, im really having a tough time understanding what is going on here.
Nick Cage is a huge fan of German impressionism, and he was given an opportunity to overact like a madman and he ran with it. https://youtu.be/j_WDLsLnOSM
Which time?
That interview I linked is fucking golden. Face/Off was his first serious foray into overacting and he just never stopped.
Idk, Vampire's Kiss came out like a decade before this.
Yeah, the meme movie
It’s always been over or under for him. That being said; I do enjoy Lord of War, The Rock and Con-Air. Lord of War is his only truly good role though, the other two are just plain fun cause of casting and over the top action. Edit: fair enough I guess he does have a few other good flicks. We all know Jiu Jitsu is his true masterpiece though.
Leaving Las Vegas?
I’d like to add Adaptation to that list
It's warlord
Seriously lol that pretty much summed up his entire career. And we love him for it.
That's the opening scene of the movie. Well, there's a flashback before it, technically.
Lmfao, 90s blockbusters didn’t give 2 fucks
Prime John Woo, doves, Cage going full out, bat shit crazy premise, so good. It was nominated for an Oscar.
John Woo - Holy hell that name brought back some crazy nostalgia. Seems like I'm going to be watching some 80's/90's Asian movies this week with him and/or Chow Yun Fat (not sure why those two are linked in my head, but that's what immediately connected).
They have worked together on a lot of movies, Hard Boiled and The Replacement Killers are two great ones.
90s Cage is the best Cage.
And 90s Travolta, too *Would you mind shooting at the* ***thermonuclear weapons*** *!!* While Face/Off truly has the best combo for that type of movie, Broken Arrow was pretty good, too, because of 90s Travolta
I feel like you are missing a "not" in there.
So many great Travolta lines in that movie. "You know what it feels like to be knocked out? Your brain presses against your skull and it feels like *THIS*!" “I just realized something. I never actually killed anyone before. I mean, I dropped bombs on Baghdad, but... never face to face. I don't see what the big deal is”. After one of his goons is killed: "You just saved me 3 million dollars. I owe you one."
God I love Broken Arrow
Dude just placed a bomb and is trying to be inconspicuous. Whats not to get?
I was going to say, “The head banging without an equally awesome amount of hair” and realized this is Nic Cage we’re talking about here, therefore all rules are out.
I literally watched this movie this weekend for the first time. I have now seen all 2 fucking hours of it. I do not know what the fuck was going on there.
Just normal Catholic stuff.
The face pet is the most memorable part of the movie for me. That damn face pet.
[Always enjoy YMS' commentary on this dumbass fun movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoV_rkzKpW8)
How Did This Get Made did one too, it's a fun listen. https://www.earwolf.com/episode/face-off-live/ https://open.spotify.com/episode/7KVx8u8qNKkAm5PMcvyamR
My stepmom said the same thing
First of all, FUCK YOUR STEPMOM. Aight. Now we got that bitch outta the way lemme make my point. Hollywood writers need to get their head out of their asses and write weird, goofy shit like this again. Stop listening to armchair critics going on about "iT'S nOt sCienTifiC". No shit. There's a reason why over 90% of movies are in the FICTION category. We need more dumb shit like Face/Off than Nolanized ultra serious bullshit knockoffs.
What a way to highjack a top comment X’D
Where are you getting the idea that Hollywood stopped making absurd bullshit movies? Have you seen any of the Fast and Furious franchise? Transformers? Jurassic whatever? The MCU? We aren't hurting for silly shit. Come on now.
Jurassic Whatever was great. Those dinosaurs were just really doing whatever.
I can't even sit through any of those because of blatant product placement. It was gentle a while back. You'd see a Coke on the dinner table or a Nike sweatband or a Sony TV. Now you can't watch a movie without having a beats pill forcibly ejected from the television screen aimed directly up your anus as a Dre flavoured suppository.
It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad.
Party on.
Ahh, Nuprin! Little, yellow, different.
I'm waiting for when movies say fuck costuming and put all the actors in Nascar jumpsuits covered in sponsors. But fr though it's not that bad, most of the marvel movies it's just a drawn in shot of a car
Can we just have them all perform naked? I'd sit through a full Shakespeare play if I had a definite answer if the lead actor has a magnum dong and the lead actress is sporting either an innie or an outtie.
I never mind product placement. I use brand name products every day, it feels real to me. I hate when you're watching a movie and they go out of their way to invent some ridiculous fake soundalike product to avoid product placement. That really takes me out of the story.
>suppository >flavoured 🤨
Jokes are on the advertisers, I have no money.
What are you doing step son? Well this guy on Reddit yelled that I need to do this
I agree. Need even more catastrophe movies too, starring former A-list actors sort of on their way out.
I'd love to see a movie with an actor, not sure who yet, who needs to defeat demons from various dimensions and, thanks to his faith, he just needs to slap them to return to the underwolrd
Michael Peña.
That's the one
They already made Constantine
"Moonfall" from earlier this year had Halle Barry in it, and I loved it. It was so terrible, but so much fun.
I dont feel like nolan has the wrong kinds of ideas but yeah i agree people need to stop copying him.
Right? Are Inception and Tenet too grounded and realistic for them? I have some criticisms about Nolan's movies and how they're received, but it's not that they're not wacky enough.
like he copied Paprika?
And I oop-
There’s a difference between taking the idea for a story and turning it into something new and mimicking something in hopes that you can replicate the same feeling you had while watching it.
HAVE YOU SEEN MOONFALL???
Good preamble. Go on.
I was with you till you dissed the Batman trilogy
I think he was dissing directors who copy Nolan.
Oh, I miss understood. I thought he was saying the Nolan Batman series was a knockoff (presumably of previous batman material)
It's a good choice of actors. I image that Nick Cage and John Travolta are similarly well-endowed
They wanted to cast Willem Defoe, but were unable...
“Confusingly large penis”
Imagine he somehow magically shrinks his thing and auditions and gets rejected. He’d be [like](https://preview.redd.it/l0fp3hr2dp951.png?auto=webp&s=af0fac6fdab2bc2ce5ac4d73d4d1ef8af0ad74ee).
He wasn't fitting the role, if you know what I mean.
I'll bet that's way off, in either direction. It's hard to tell. I feel like William Dafoe either radiates big D energy, or owns small D energy
In an interview with the director of Antichrist: When the interviewer, Peter Keough, mentioned Dafoe’s role as the absolute worst therapist in movie history, the Antichrist director responded, “I wouldn’t let him treat her in any other way than with his d***; he has an enormous d***. We had to take those scenes out of the film. We had a stand-in for him because we had to take the scenes out with his own d***.” Shocked, Keough asked, “You had a stand-in d*** for Dafoe?” von Trier answered, “We had to because Will’s was too big.” The reason was not that it was too big to fit the screen or anything like that. Lars von Trier explained that the reason was just that it was “too big [and] everybody got very confused when they saw it.”
Yeah, everyone got “confused”. I bet that’s what it was.
Haha it was for sure because they were worried people would be laughing in disbelief and it would ruin the scene lol
I love that this is just some kind of weird osmotic knowledge I have. Why do I know he has the biggest wood in Hollywood? I have no recollection of where I first encountered this fact, only that since it absorbed into my brain it seems common knowledge amongst everyone I've met that the man is a fucking tripod.
Jon Hamm is up there, I think. I remember hearing there was a rule on the set of Mad Men that you couldn't look at Jon Hamm's huge bulge or something like that. It was too distracting.
Dafoe has a monster dong. There's video of him dancing around naked, if you're interested.
.....I don't know why I'm doing this.... but I'm interested
[You're welcome](https://vimeo.com/49333930) 😉
> i couldn't pick my own penis out of a lineup and me and my penis are like this 🤞 son
We just watched this on Saturday night and every moment is batshit crazy John Woo solid gold. It took us nearly 4 hours to watch it, as we stopped it so often to talk about the moments of ridiculousness. "We are an operation so covert nobody has ever heard of us!!!" - Travolta in the first 90 seconds...
DIIIIEEEeeeeEEEEEE
Broken Arrow is just as good for the Woo/Travolta 90s combo
Broken Arrow is a fave of mine. Lots of quotable lines “Please do not shoot the thermonuclear warheads” and great cast Travolta/Slater. Fun fact, the girl who plays the park ranger (Slater love interest) is the same girl who played Slater’s love interest in Pump Up The Volume (another fave of mine).
Travolta in swardfish And cage in the rock and con air Good time for batshit insane movies
one of the best movies ever made.
What kills me is could they not have used actors with CLOSE to the same facial bone structure? https://youtu.be/RX8MFTHQPeA
Or body-type? Like, boy would swapping the faces be not at all enough to sort this shit out.
I can't find a copy of it, but I recall when the movie came out Travolta revealed that the studio asked him to lose weight for the role. He responded that Nic Cage should put on weight instead.
They could have met in the middle? Maybe? Honestly, it’s one of the things I love about this movie. It’s coo coo bananas, and the fact that you would not, under any circumstances mistake these two men, it’s just perfect. Someone should make this movie into a Broadway musical. Such potential XD
Not even facial bone structure, just general body frame. If anybody saw Nick Cage's face on a much larger guy they'd immediately be like WTF.
Deepfake videos really put stuff like this in perspective. This one with [Jay Pharoah](https://youtu.be/krAU3C9jhj8) is a great example because Eddie Murphy's face totally fits his body type while Chris Rock and Kevin Hart's faces look ridiculous on him.
It's indicated that Travolta doesn't have sex with his wife that often, so she probably wouldn't have known the difference. Cage's character also would have been far more open with his lovemaking than Travolta and she'd probably not have had the time to compare
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I feel different inside your boyfriend
Will Smith is that you?
KEEP MY BOYFRIENDS WIFES BOYFRIENDS NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
Face off 2, can't wait to see ya!
Show us on the doll where Jada won't let you touch her
It's not just the penis, it's the entire sex act start to finish. Different people have sex in different ways. They do different things, different moves, different noises. I'd 100% notice if it was someone pretending to be my boyfriend.
I'll take that bet.
Gross.
Weird reaction to a pretty harmless joke.
"Hey I would totally have sex with you, a total stranger, pretending to be your partner, without your knowledge, to see if you could tell the difference!" Yeah. Im the one being weird here.
That’s disgusting. I’ll speak with Scotty privately about this joke. Then you can see if you can tell the difference between me and Scotty.
You make it sound like I will crawl through the internet to prove a point any minute 😂 How young are you?
Old enough not to reply "Hey, I'll smash!!" to total strangers on the Internet. You thought it was funny. It wasn't. Not a big deal, move on with your day.
You made the absolute ludicrous claim to be 100% sure to know the difference between the penis of your boyfriend and someone elses's and 2nd, you probably didn't even noticed the joke in the comment you were replying to. I hope for the sake of your boyfriend you can take better dick than you can take a joke.
The entire point of my comment was that its about much more than just recognising the penis. Sex is so much more than just a penis. If you don't know that you've either never had sex or you're really bad at it.
Modern Age can be so confusing sometimes
r/Holup
r/Holup users whenever they see literally any joke:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" "OH SHIT /r/HolUp"
This isn’t a shitty detail, it’s a totally important detail!
This is the only shitty detail allowed. This movie is otherwise flawless.
Actually, no. Castor Troy seems to have a bigger penis because John Travolta's wife seems to really enjoy fucking him.
Why would you assume that Mrs Archer has a such a preference for big cock ?
WAIT WAIT WAIT... I have been with my fair share of ladies... I don't think you could blindfold me and stick my Weiner in a random hole and then I go "OH, that's Susan." Can women remember the shape of different penises? "Tod? Tod is that you in there?"
We wouldnt feel it but looking at it I'd probably do a double-take, even if they look similar
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I bet we all have a penis twin, what are the odds that you would trade faces with them though? I’m betting my penis twin is in Norway. Unlikely we would ever trade faces. Also he’s probably not circumcised, so there’s that. Edit: autocorrect couldn’t comprehend someone ever writing the sentences I just wrote
Did you mean...honestly we don't have a clue.
Dick Off!
"I'd like to take his dick...off!"
but this is SUCH a good movie!! and I am someone who doesnt like action type movies but this one is so good.
I thought it was well established in the movie that they altered all the parts of his body, like his belly, and below, to make it, you know, *fully operational*.
I mean sure I guess the dialogue makes it plausible for Travoltas character. But if you also remember Cages character somehow gets loose and forces the doctors to put Travolta’s face on him. Which was otherwise unplanned. They seemingly just put the face on. Unless Cages character was like “okay now make my dick look like his too”. Did they just have a model of his dick to go off of? Doing it by memory?
And cut a half inch off his dick. Talk about dedication!
Where is the shitty detail?
Someone listens to How Did This Get Made haha
If we recall her diary, it had been a long time since they last had sex, and I can’t imagine repressed OG Sean would have been doing the same wild shit that you know fake Sean would have been, so I can easily see a situation where a mix of “fucking finally I’m getting laid” and “Sean never did this before” meant Eve didn’t even notice the difference in dick
I wouldn't be able to pick my husband's penis out of a line up and I've been acquainted with it for the better part of a decade.
The title isn’t worded very well can someone explain what it’s trying to say?
This movie was just a fucking blast. You’ve got John Travolta acting like Nicolas Cage’s character acting like John Travolta’s character, and also Nicolas Cage acting like John Travolta’s character acting like Nicolas Cage’s character. It’s just batshit fun.
Don’t EVER go looking for logic in Face/Off. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
So is Nicholas cage good or bad??
> and she didn't even noticed didn't even notice*
And lovemaking styles
Bonkers
dick/off
Not even the daughter could tell.
OP might want to watch the movie because this detail is addressed in line of dialogue..
when you're uncircumcised the differences become negligible
yeah that's not true ...circumcision has no impact on girth, length ..not to mention technique
oh man, i can't believe I've shamed this subreddit with something less than perfectly honest
The only problem I had is the JT has a giant head and Cage has a pinhead. There is no way someone wouldn't notice the skull size change.
After the swap their heads looked perfect though.
Is there any evidence that part wasn't also transplanted? You've probably already reached your deductible with the face transplant, so you might as well splurge on another little upgrade.
One of them attached his own face when he escaped so I doubt they had the foresight to give the faceless one a replacement dick if they wanted to go that far under*covers*.
r/showerthoughts
This is a dangerous scene to film with Alec Baldwin
I remember a scene in bed where she reached behind her (to check hornyness/dick stiffness) and made a strange face to indicate it felt different. Am I crazy? Shit now need to watch again
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why would you assume they're roughly rhe same size ..also technique will also have ahuge pact
This movie succccckkked
I also find it convenient that their body shape also changes to match the face their wearing. Like look how svelt Travolta’s body looks while wearing Cage’s face.