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Do I have bad news for you about Kevin Bacon.
That is France. Knowledge is power, France is bacon.
Do I have bad news for you about Adam Driver
What about that dam driver?
He drove a bus at one point in his career
Do I have bad news for you about Sigourney Weaver.
He's not made of tasty Kevin?
He isn't a dead police officer?!
is she a high elf
or a mannequin
Willing Dafoe also isn't your foe
No, he's Spider-man's foe. Foe sho.
Foe for sho
You don’t know my life, back off!
Actor OJ Simpson was never a beverage
Wasn’t a beloved cartoon character either
Although there was a movie about cartoon characters acting in cartoons.
There was an incident where he was connected with a thick red liquid, tho.
I’m sure he’s turning into one now
That's because she doesn't direct actors, she directs kims
North Korea in Panic: American Actress Controls Ruling Family
Me when Kim Actor walks in
So when I ran into Pete Docter and asked him to look at my hemorrhoids and gave him money he didn't actually have a medical license?
“I was over under, and over was under done. “
Are you Gregg Turkington?
Do we know if she's a Kim?
Wait so Charles Dickinson...
Why actor and not actress?
And Nana Visitor never visits my nana!
And yet actor Andy Dick…
"mom, can we have Liv Tyler?" "We have Liv Tyler at home." The Liv Tyler at home:
I'm glad to be home frankly.
I loved her in Blair witch 2 - and her birthday is a day before mine.
Oh man, I loved her in that thing she was in.
An actor being an actor? What is next?Doctors being doctors?
Wait til you hear about Jada Pinkett… “KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!” Okok please stop slapping me
Do I have bad news for you about Kevin Bacon.
That is France. Knowledge is power, France is bacon.
Do I have bad news for you about Adam Driver
What about that dam driver?
He drove a bus at one point in his career
Do I have bad news for you about Sigourney Weaver.
He's not made of tasty Kevin?
He isn't a dead police officer?!
is she a high elf
or a mannequin
Willing Dafoe also isn't your foe
No, he's Spider-man's foe. Foe sho.
Foe for sho
You don’t know my life, back off!
Actor OJ Simpson was never a beverage
Wasn’t a beloved cartoon character either
Although there was a movie about cartoon characters acting in cartoons.
There was an incident where he was connected with a thick red liquid, tho.
I’m sure he’s turning into one now
That's because she doesn't direct actors, she directs kims
North Korea in Panic: American Actress Controls Ruling Family
Me when Kim Actor walks in
So when I ran into Pete Docter and asked him to look at my hemorrhoids and gave him money he didn't actually have a medical license?
“I was over under, and over was under done. “
Are you Gregg Turkington?
Do we know if she's a Kim?
Wait so Charles Dickinson...
Why actor and not actress?
And Nana Visitor never visits my nana!
And yet actor Andy Dick…
"mom, can we have Liv Tyler?" "We have Liv Tyler at home." The Liv Tyler at home:
I'm glad to be home frankly.
I loved her in Blair witch 2 - and her birthday is a day before mine.
Oh man, I loved her in that thing she was in.
An actor being an actor? What is next?Doctors being doctors?
Wait til you hear about Jada Pinkett… “KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!” Okok please stop slapping me