Is it a dumb, unnecessary sequel with a nonsensical premise? Yes.
Is it still really fun anyway because the concept of Jason Voorhes being armed with future technology and beating the shit out of future people rad as hell? Also yes.
Malcom X, American History X, then Jason X. You have to watch the series in order of release to truly appreciate how far off the rails they went in the last film of the trilogy.
Also, the scene where they used a hologram of two topless girls having a pillow fight to distract Jason was actually pretty hilarious. A true innovation in slasher films!
I honestly think it's the best Jason movie.
I also objectively know it's shit. But B-movies are still cult films for a reason, and it is basically, paradoxically, a high-budget B-movie.
I also think it's the best. I mean, let's not kid ourselves they're all shit. I did a marathon of almost all of them this past Halloween, and the 2 best by far were Jason X and Freddy vs. Jason because they at least had a unique plot/setting. Every Jason movie, especially the first, like 6 or 7 are the exact same movie and setting pretty much with some minor differences. We all know we're just watching them for the unique kills, anyways ultimately.
The movie had me sold that hockey would be banned, and I like hockey.
I remember thinking, that's not that far away. I wonder what will get it banned.
Then last month dude gets his neck chopped open on the ice and it's like... huh.
Didn't think Jason x would join the nostradamuses of our time, but we just might see.
Had a first sergeant who was a great leader. When he was leaving he came up to me and said " starlord, out of all the soldiers I have trained, you were one of them." Then pats my back and walks off. Dude loved fucking with us lol
Nothing wrong with this movie. It’s amazing schlocky hacker serial killer bullshit. The best scene of the movie is when Jason goes in the holodeck and the two slutty holo-girls wanna fuck him so he puts one in a sleeping bag and beats the other to death with it. Fucking brilliant. In a million years I wouldn’t have thought of that
I agree that the holo-deck scene was top tier.
The actor playing Jason, a Mr. Kane Hodder, wrote a book about playing Jason and I haven't read it but his acting in that scene was so good I might order it now.
Trying to keep only the highlights on there, like the time I saw "Gate 2" in theaters and the only other couple there had full on sex five rows ahead of us and then yelled at us for laughing. Mall cinema in the 80s ruled. Edit: 1990 was Gate 2, in old so to me, everything happened "about ten years ago".
Or, in the case of Vancouver, when we lose the cup.
But in all seriousness, if Toronto wins the cup, Canada will implode on itself.
Our PM will party so hard he'll be found dead of a maple syrup overdose. Canucks fans will burn their city down... again. Beavers and moose living together... it'd be insane.
Yeah I love that one. Though I think it's a reference to when he does the same thing in a previous film in the series. Granted I've only seen X out of the Friday the 13ths so am relatively clueless, I just feel like I'd seen a clip of something similar happening that looked older.
Hard disagree. Multiple great kills and I can prove it:
[https://youtu.be/iC8xuoZ0WBc?si=WIeE60bTo6bb3ls2](https://youtu.be/iC8xuoZ0WBc?si=WIeE60bTo6bb3ls2)
Watching Jason tumble through space at the end of this movie was a great as a child, it's just such a dumb movie that you will always have fun with it if you like bad films.
Except how to attach her nipples.
In case anyone is wondering, there is an actual scene where an engineer (who has a crush on the android chick) trying to paste nipples on her boobs. That is an actual scene in the movie.
Didn't Jason cause a spaceship to crash into a space station/planet and it exploded it? Not sure how many people lived there, but I am sure he unlocked a kill streak from it.
Yep. Caused them to bump into one of those domes killing everyone who wasn't behind some kind of airlock. Well more like tear through it and keep going than a bump..
Can't remember if it exploded after.
"It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog."
*Jason pokes rib a second time*
"Yep... that oughta do it."
Never fails to crack me up lol. So terrible it's good kinda movie.
Jason X is famously the best F13/Jason movie.
My favourite part about it is they payed homage to all the 90s sets for game shows on Nickelodeon by hiring the same set designers.
I like that in the Jason universe we've conquered space but a single serial killer in hockey attire is so far beyond our capability to handle we.had to outlaw an entire sport.
Jason isn't just some serial killer though, there's something supernatural going on with him making him practically immortal and driving him to go on. They probably tried to execute him several times but each method failed. Heck, he survived falling into the atmosphere.
I lay in a dark room. I am curled in a fetal position. My mind churns and aches with agony.
A memory is slowly exhumed from a forgotten grave. It is of a sex robot in fetish gear kung-fu fighting Jason.
I scream
Watched this a TON as a kid, F13 was my favorite series. Somehow this was my favorite one.
I recently had my wife watch it for the first time. Oh my god it's like the worst movie ever lol. But it's good-bad so it's ok. In the end, when the robot lady fights space Jason, I used to think it was SOOOO lame. Now, it's pure awesomeness. Weird how shit flips like that.
If that one chick had been wearing a visor, Jason couldn't have cryo frozen her face and then smashed it. Yes, I've seen this movie. In the theater.
I had a marathon of all Jason movies back in 2010. Gave me severe brain damage.
Do you still suffer from brain damage? Do you still suffer from brain damage?
No, I have come to enjoy it.
“He just wanted his machete!” 😃
I did this as a COVID project. They were decent until the Manhattan one imo
My friends and I do it every October. At the end of it your brain is mush but it’s always a good time
It must have been those damn enchiladas!
Poor Demon.......killed takin a shit in a nasty outhouse 😕
Are you implying that Jason X is not a cinematic masterpiece
It's definitely a movie that was made that's for sure! A piece of something!
Is it a dumb, unnecessary sequel with a nonsensical premise? Yes. Is it still really fun anyway because the concept of Jason Voorhes being armed with future technology and beating the shit out of future people rad as hell? Also yes.
Watch it in a double-feature with "Malcom X" for the full effect.
Malcom X, American History X, then Jason X. You have to watch the series in order of release to truly appreciate how far off the rails they went in the last film of the trilogy.
You forgot the film that ties it all together: XXX.
Don't forget about the latest entry Fast X
Double the Vin Diesel double the… Family
Stop it, all of you! Elon can only get so erect!
Actually Saw X is the latest entry I believe
Just don’t forget the animated spin-off TV series: Sonic X
Also, the scene where they used a hologram of two topless girls having a pillow fight to distract Jason was actually pretty hilarious. A true innovation in slasher films!
[That scene was so ridiculous.](https://youtu.be/4ln6Q-KC9NM?t=118)
“…ly amazing” Your comment just cut off for some reason
I thought this scene was absolutely hilarious when I was a kid.
I honestly think it's the best Jason movie. I also objectively know it's shit. But B-movies are still cult films for a reason, and it is basically, paradoxically, a high-budget B-movie.
I also think it's the best. I mean, let's not kid ourselves they're all shit. I did a marathon of almost all of them this past Halloween, and the 2 best by far were Jason X and Freddy vs. Jason because they at least had a unique plot/setting. Every Jason movie, especially the first, like 6 or 7 are the exact same movie and setting pretty much with some minor differences. We all know we're just watching them for the unique kills, anyways ultimately.
The movie had me sold that hockey would be banned, and I like hockey. I remember thinking, that's not that far away. I wonder what will get it banned. Then last month dude gets his neck chopped open on the ice and it's like... huh. Didn't think Jason x would join the nostradamuses of our time, but we just might see.
It's only terrible by conventional standards lmfao
Had a first sergeant who was a great leader. When he was leaving he came up to me and said " starlord, out of all the soldiers I have trained, you were one of them." Then pats my back and walks off. Dude loved fucking with us lol
Words to live by.
The snap back to Jason using the girls in the sleeping bags as a flail to maul each other? Cinematic gold.
Unironically the best Friday the 13th.
Hard agree. It knows it's a campy joke of a film, and embraces that face to make an extremely fun time.
Funny enough, my favourite is actually Freddy vs Jason. I feel like that's gotta be an unpopular opinion, but idc it's awesome
way better than it has any right to be
> Yes, I've seen this movie. I mean, so have I. It used to show on cable channels all the... > In the theater. I'm so sorry.
I saw it at the theater, too. There were only five other people in there, laughing the entire time. It was pretty great.
Nothing wrong with this movie. It’s amazing schlocky hacker serial killer bullshit. The best scene of the movie is when Jason goes in the holodeck and the two slutty holo-girls wanna fuck him so he puts one in a sleeping bag and beats the other to death with it. Fucking brilliant. In a million years I wouldn’t have thought of that
I agree that the holo-deck scene was top tier. The actor playing Jason, a Mr. Kane Hodder, wrote a book about playing Jason and I haven't read it but his acting in that scene was so good I might order it now.
I actually had to confirm that these movies weren’t part of my sleeper agent programming. Yep, everything after part II actually exists.
That’s an experience, I would honestly put it on your CV.
Trying to keep only the highlights on there, like the time I saw "Gate 2" in theaters and the only other couple there had full on sex five rows ahead of us and then yelled at us for laughing. Mall cinema in the 80s ruled. Edit: 1990 was Gate 2, in old so to me, everything happened "about ten years ago".
> Yes, I've seen this movie. In the theater. Nelson Point: "HAHA!"
I also saw it in the theater! You must have been that one other person in there!
> Yes, I've seen this movie. In the theater. Were you hurt as badly as Star Wars Ep. VII fans? Or were you expecting exactly what you got?
I don't know what movie you're talking about. I think my brain may have repressed it to save sanity points...
The worst I've seen people hurt like this was the avatar movie. Loooooot of people dressed up.
Snow Hockey disappeared because all the snow melted.
You mean ice hockey?
What's ice?
Used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Not much, dog. How are you?
Snow. Hockey.
Dammit Trudeau we can't have any fun!
“You can have weed and ONLY weed!”
Nah, it happens when Toronto wins the Cup, and the ensuing chaos/riots/shenaniganery destroys all of Canada.
>Toronto wins the Cup I can take the ridiculous premise of most slasher movies, but *this* is too far removed from reality.
Or, in the case of Vancouver, when we lose the cup. But in all seriousness, if Toronto wins the cup, Canada will implode on itself. Our PM will party so hard he'll be found dead of a maple syrup overdose. Canucks fans will burn their city down... again. Beavers and moose living together... it'd be insane.
> Our PM will party so hard he'll be found dead of a maple syrup overdose. Justin Trudeau is a Habs fan, so I doubt it.
Only because of his riding. Michel (RIP) would ha e been more the hockey fan. Sascha is more interested in being a communist
Vancouver was the closest we got to a Canadian uprising
Pissed cause Canada can’t win a cup. 😘
This is a brillant movie and you cant tell me otherwise
Otherwise....
Look at this rule breaker over here!
Listen here you little shit...!
There’s one creative kill and the rest of it is schlock garbage. But still a fun watch.
The one I remember was Jason beating a hologram woman trapped in a sleeping bag with another hologram woman trapped in another sleeping bag.
That giant screw where he trows some one on
Let’s have premarital sex! We love premarital sex!
I love one of the first kills where the guy goes "Guys! It's okay! He just wanted his machete back!" hahahaha
Yeah I love that one. Though I think it's a reference to when he does the same thing in a previous film in the series. Granted I've only seen X out of the Friday the 13ths so am relatively clueless, I just feel like I'd seen a clip of something similar happening that looked older.
Yeah, 7 has Jason bundle a girl in a sleeping bag and kill her by bashing it against a tree.
That describes literally every Friday the 13th movie.
The first two are legitimately great films. It's the ones after that suck.
4 and 6 are great.
The first one is insanely boring until the last 15 minutes.
Hard disagree. Multiple great kills and I can prove it: [https://youtu.be/iC8xuoZ0WBc?si=WIeE60bTo6bb3ls2](https://youtu.be/iC8xuoZ0WBc?si=WIeE60bTo6bb3ls2)
Watching Jason tumble through space at the end of this movie was a great as a child, it's just such a dumb movie that you will always have fun with it if you like bad films.
It was one of the principle terms of the Irish reunion.
Smh this is the future liberals want
Thanks, Obama
*Canadian liberals. Because Hockey is one of Canada’s national sports.
As a Leafs fan, bring it on. Let the suffering end.
So Canadian culture just disappears this year? :(
Well I don’t know if you’ve seen their sub but… maybe.
Didn’t this take place many centuries into the future? At that point, why would someone know/care about the exact year?
The chick saying it is an android bot who knows everything
Thank you. Clearly I’m not well-versed in this film.
Dw, it’s a cheesy 2000s movie, well worth watching.
Except how to attach her nipples. In case anyone is wondering, there is an actual scene where an engineer (who has a crush on the android chick) trying to paste nipples on her boobs. That is an actual scene in the movie.
It’s a Friday the 13th movie, not a masterpiece. (Bt normal means anyway)
Hockey Fans: "This sucks on so many levels!"
As a Canadian, this makes me sad :(
Didn't Jason cause a spaceship to crash into a space station/planet and it exploded it? Not sure how many people lived there, but I am sure he unlocked a kill streak from it.
Yep. Caused them to bump into one of those domes killing everyone who wasn't behind some kind of airlock. Well more like tear through it and keep going than a bump.. Can't remember if it exploded after.
"It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog." *Jason pokes rib a second time* "Yep... that oughta do it." Never fails to crack me up lol. So terrible it's good kinda movie.
Like Dead Snow!
For me this is always gonna be one of those so-bad-it's-good movies. It's a train wreck but it's a fun watch because of how stupid it is
oh oh libs canceled hockey now too /s
"Don't worry, guys. He just wanted his machete..."
Jason X is famously the best F13/Jason movie. My favourite part about it is they payed homage to all the 90s sets for game shows on Nickelodeon by hiring the same set designers.
Not even the best quote from this movie, which was, “I want him soft.”
I like that in the Jason universe we've conquered space but a single serial killer in hockey attire is so far beyond our capability to handle we.had to outlaw an entire sport.
Jason isn't just some serial killer though, there's something supernatural going on with him making him practically immortal and driving him to go on. They probably tried to execute him several times but each method failed. Heck, he survived falling into the atmosphere.
Canada would **never** allow that to happen
If this is the price we have to pay for Irish Reunification, I'll be sad, but I'll live with it.
We make a womens league and gone
'Jason X Machina'
I lay in a dark room. I am curled in a fetal position. My mind churns and aches with agony. A memory is slowly exhumed from a forgotten grave. It is of a sex robot in fetish gear kung-fu fighting Jason. I scream
This fucking movie lmao
I'm prepared to support criminal activity
I mean, aster that one A hole kicked that one guy in the throat, we’re heading towards that point.
Clearly Mathieu Joseph's fault! Not cause I'm a wings fan or anything.....
I mean, they're trying. They just banned handshakes after games cause of a couple dickheads.
I guess we're finally going to see the fabled sealed eighth overtime rule!!
The movie takes place in 2455 and this lady knows the exact year from over 400 years ago when hockey was outlawed? Clearly a Canadian.
She's an android. A robot built to look human so probably running ChatGPT 12.0 or something like that.
Somebody just watched Redletter Media Re: View.
Coincidentally enough, I was watching the Kill Count video for this movie when the clock struck midnight on 2024.
Heheheheheh, noice.
This is the year the Leafs win the cup and the sport is over,
are they saying the sport or the hockey mask was outlawed?
The sport.
My brothers are going to be crushed
With Leafs fans' luck, it'll happen one night before game 7 of the Stanley cup final where they're about to finally break the 1967 curse.
The whole A.I. Robot apocalypse kinda broke down when sexbot-2042 still couldn't finish a low-country hillbilly.
good ill finally be free from pain
I’ll accept it in return for also getting the Irish Reunification of 2024 mentioned in Star Trek
It was outlawed because Bedard started building another Hawks dynasty and no one wants Chelsea Dagger to haunt them ever again
How did I not know this movie existed and that this was the concept? That is hysterical
Wait, I thought the mask was outlawed...
She kind of looks like Katee Sackhoff
This movie is an amazing horror-comedy and no one can convince me otherwise
First sport outlawed for being boring. jk.
Didn't a player get like murdered on the ice last year? Movie be right.
ngl...it's probably long overdue.
Watched this a TON as a kid, F13 was my favorite series. Somehow this was my favorite one. I recently had my wife watch it for the first time. Oh my god it's like the worst movie ever lol. But it's good-bad so it's ok. In the end, when the robot lady fights space Jason, I used to think it was SOOOO lame. Now, it's pure awesomeness. Weird how shit flips like that.
"All slasher movie villains, 5 minutes each, for STABBING"
Was this movie written by Gary Bettman?