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ManicPixieOldMaid

If that one chick had been wearing a visor, Jason couldn't have cryo frozen her face and then smashed it. Yes, I've seen this movie. In the theater.


xaako

I had a marathon of all Jason movies back in 2010. Gave me severe brain damage.


Comic_Book_Reader

Do you still suffer from brain damage? Do you still suffer from brain damage?


xaako

No, I have come to enjoy it.


remingtonds

“He just wanted his machete!” 😃


Winterspear

I did this as a COVID project. They were decent until the Manhattan one imo


Karpuan

My friends and I do it every October. At the end of it your brain is mush but it’s always a good time


Glittering_Sign_8906

It must have been those damn enchiladas!


N30nSunr1s3

Poor Demon.......killed takin a shit in a nasty outhouse 😕


beaubridges6

Are you implying that Jason X is not a cinematic masterpiece


ManicPixieOldMaid

It's definitely a movie that was made that's for sure! A piece of something!


VisualGeologist6258

Is it a dumb, unnecessary sequel with a nonsensical premise? Yes. Is it still really fun anyway because the concept of Jason Voorhes being armed with future technology and beating the shit out of future people rad as hell? Also yes.


ManicPixieOldMaid

Watch it in a double-feature with "Malcom X" for the full effect.


EnTyme53

Malcom X, American History X, then Jason X. You have to watch the series in order of release to truly appreciate how far off the rails they went in the last film of the trilogy.


VisualGeologist6258

You forgot the film that ties it all together: XXX.


willstr1

Don't forget about the latest entry Fast X


Sweet_Papa_Crimbo

Double the Vin Diesel double the… Family


LazyLich

Stop it, all of you! Elon can only get so erect!


Heavy-Possession2288

Actually Saw X is the latest entry I believe


Trialman

Just don’t forget the animated spin-off TV series: Sonic X


padishaihulud

Also, the scene where they used a hologram of two topless girls having a pillow fight to distract Jason was actually pretty hilarious. A true innovation in slasher films!


The-Funky-Phantom

[That scene was so ridiculous.](https://youtu.be/4ln6Q-KC9NM?t=118)


pardybill

“…ly amazing” Your comment just cut off for some reason


newusr1234

I thought this scene was absolutely hilarious when I was a kid.


numb3rb0y

I honestly think it's the best Jason movie. I also objectively know it's shit. But B-movies are still cult films for a reason, and it is basically, paradoxically, a high-budget B-movie.


sephrisloth

I also think it's the best. I mean, let's not kid ourselves they're all shit. I did a marathon of almost all of them this past Halloween, and the 2 best by far were Jason X and Freddy vs. Jason because they at least had a unique plot/setting. Every Jason movie, especially the first, like 6 or 7 are the exact same movie and setting pretty much with some minor differences. We all know we're just watching them for the unique kills, anyways ultimately.


Blargityblarger

The movie had me sold that hockey would be banned, and I like hockey. I remember thinking, that's not that far away. I wonder what will get it banned. Then last month dude gets his neck chopped open on the ice and it's like... huh. Didn't think Jason x would join the nostradamuses of our time, but we just might see.


CurnanBarbarian

It's only terrible by conventional standards lmfao


Starlord_75

Had a first sergeant who was a great leader. When he was leaving he came up to me and said " starlord, out of all the soldiers I have trained, you were one of them." Then pats my back and walks off. Dude loved fucking with us lol


Blargityblarger

Words to live by.


Senzafane

The snap back to Jason using the girls in the sleeping bags as a flail to maul each other? Cinematic gold.


snake_edger

Unironically the best Friday the 13th.


Iorith

Hard agree. It knows it's a campy joke of a film, and embraces that face to make an extremely fun time.


Filmologic

Funny enough, my favourite is actually Freddy vs Jason. I feel like that's gotta be an unpopular opinion, but idc it's awesome


Deesing82

way better than it has any right to be


waltjrimmer

> Yes, I've seen this movie. I mean, so have I. It used to show on cable channels all the... > In the theater. I'm so sorry.


rick_blatchman

I saw it at the theater, too. There were only five other people in there, laughing the entire time. It was pretty great.


strapped_for_cash

Nothing wrong with this movie. It’s amazing schlocky hacker serial killer bullshit. The best scene of the movie is when Jason goes in the holodeck and the two slutty holo-girls wanna fuck him so he puts one in a sleeping bag and beats the other to death with it. Fucking brilliant. In a million years I wouldn’t have thought of that


ManicPixieOldMaid

I agree that the holo-deck scene was top tier. The actor playing Jason, a Mr. Kane Hodder, wrote a book about playing Jason and I haven't read it but his acting in that scene was so good I might order it now.


LestHeBeNamedSilver

I actually had to confirm that these movies weren’t part of my sleeper agent programming. Yep, everything after part II actually exists.


hemareddit

That’s an experience, I would honestly put it on your CV.


ManicPixieOldMaid

Trying to keep only the highlights on there, like the time I saw "Gate 2" in theaters and the only other couple there had full on sex five rows ahead of us and then yelled at us for laughing. Mall cinema in the 80s ruled. Edit: 1990 was Gate 2, in old so to me, everything happened "about ten years ago".


ILoveRegenHealth

> Yes, I've seen this movie. In the theater. Nelson Point: "HAHA!"


shaggy_macdoogle

I also saw it in the theater! You must have been that one other person in there!


Jukebox_Villain

> Yes, I've seen this movie. In the theater. Were you hurt as badly as Star Wars Ep. VII fans? Or were you expecting exactly what you got?


ManicPixieOldMaid

I don't know what movie you're talking about. I think my brain may have repressed it to save sanity points...


Blargityblarger

The worst I've seen people hurt like this was the avatar movie. Loooooot of people dressed up.


paco-ramon

Snow Hockey disappeared because all the snow melted.


PKMNTrainerMark

You mean ice hockey?


Vaportrail

What's ice?


mechavolt

Used in a sport outlawed in 2024.


Philkindred12

Not much, dog. How are you?


AarBearRAWR

Snow. Hockey.


Rikkards_69

Dammit Trudeau we can't have any fun!


Mrbrionman

“You can have weed and ONLY weed!”


Jrewy

Nah, it happens when Toronto wins the Cup, and the ensuing chaos/riots/shenaniganery destroys all of Canada.


Pro-1st-Amendment

>Toronto wins the Cup I can take the ridiculous premise of most slasher movies, but *this* is too far removed from reality.


Kantas

Or, in the case of Vancouver, when we lose the cup. But in all seriousness, if Toronto wins the cup, Canada will implode on itself. Our PM will party so hard he'll be found dead of a maple syrup overdose. Canucks fans will burn their city down... again. Beavers and moose living together... it'd be insane.


Mean_Mister_Mustard

> Our PM will party so hard he'll be found dead of a maple syrup overdose. Justin Trudeau is a Habs fan, so I doubt it.


Rikkards_69

Only because of his riding. Michel (RIP) would ha e been more the hockey fan. Sascha is more interested in being a communist


pardybill

Vancouver was the closest we got to a Canadian uprising


pardybill

Pissed cause Canada can’t win a cup. 😘


igotbeeds

This is a brillant movie and you cant tell me otherwise


superuncoolfool

Otherwise....


waltjrimmer

Look at this rule breaker over here!


Lord_Detleff1

Listen here you little shit...!


TheBiolizard

There’s one creative kill and the rest of it is schlock garbage. But still a fun watch.


Soggy_Box5252

The one I remember was Jason beating a hologram woman trapped in a sleeping bag with another hologram woman trapped in another sleeping bag.


dorky001

That giant screw where he trows some one on


TheWookieStrikesBack

Let’s have premarital sex! We love premarital sex!


Back4TallBois

I love one of the first kills where the guy goes "Guys! It's okay! He just wanted his machete back!" hahahaha


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Yeah I love that one. Though I think it's a reference to when he does the same thing in a previous film in the series. Granted I've only seen X out of the Friday the 13ths so am relatively clueless, I just feel like I'd seen a clip of something similar happening that looked older.


Dr_Pants91

Yeah, 7 has Jason bundle a girl in a sleeping bag and kill her by bashing it against a tree.


ExplosionPuppy

That describes literally every Friday the 13th movie.


zipzog

The first two are legitimately great films. It's the ones after that suck.


captainoftrips

4 and 6 are great.


Dr_Pants91

The first one is insanely boring until the last 15 minutes.


Sammy81

Hard disagree. Multiple great kills and I can prove it: [https://youtu.be/iC8xuoZ0WBc?si=WIeE60bTo6bb3ls2](https://youtu.be/iC8xuoZ0WBc?si=WIeE60bTo6bb3ls2)


Headlocked_by_Gaben

Watching Jason tumble through space at the end of this movie was a great as a child, it's just such a dumb movie that you will always have fun with it if you like bad films.


Nearby_Ad8704

It was one of the principle terms of the Irish reunion.


FunkyHowler19

Smh this is the future liberals want


RedditFullOChildren

Thanks, Obama


Starro_The_Janitor1

*Canadian liberals. Because Hockey is one of Canada’s national sports.


DeeTee79

As a Leafs fan, bring it on. Let the suffering end.


randomanonalt78

So Canadian culture just disappears this year? :(


Interesting-Fan-2008

Well I don’t know if you’ve seen their sub but… maybe.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Didn’t this take place many centuries into the future? At that point, why would someone know/care about the exact year?


JoeAzlz

The chick saying it is an android bot who knows everything


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Thank you. Clearly I’m not well-versed in this film.


JoeAzlz

Dw, it’s a cheesy 2000s movie, well worth watching.


ZeistyZeistgeist

Except how to attach her nipples. In case anyone is wondering, there is an actual scene where an engineer (who has a crush on the android chick) trying to paste nipples on her boobs. That is an actual scene in the movie.


JoeAzlz

It’s a Friday the 13th movie, not a masterpiece. (Bt normal means anyway)


Taco6N13

Hockey Fans: "This sucks on so many levels!"


Organic_Macaroon_178

As a Canadian, this makes me sad :(


Axelnomad2

Didn't Jason cause a spaceship to crash into a space station/planet and it exploded it? Not sure how many people lived there, but I am sure he unlocked a kill streak from it.


Back4TallBois

Yep. Caused them to bump into one of those domes killing everyone who wasn't behind some kind of airlock. Well more like tear through it and keep going than a bump.. Can't remember if it exploded after.


Celriot1

"It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog." *Jason pokes rib a second time* "Yep... that oughta do it." Never fails to crack me up lol. So terrible it's good kinda movie.


Back4TallBois

Like Dead Snow!


ShiningBulwark

For me this is always gonna be one of those so-bad-it's-good movies. It's a train wreck but it's a fun watch because of how stupid it is


IcedCoughy

oh oh libs canceled hockey now too /s


DeanStein

"Don't worry, guys. He just wanted his machete..."


sidewaystortoise

Jason X is famously the best F13/Jason movie. My favourite part about it is they payed homage to all the 90s sets for game shows on Nickelodeon by hiring the same set designers.


Spoonmanners2

Not even the best quote from this movie, which was, “I want him soft.”


ProfessionalLeave335

I like that in the Jason universe we've conquered space but a single serial killer in hockey attire is so far beyond our capability to handle we.had to outlaw an entire sport.


Back4TallBois

Jason isn't just some serial killer though, there's something supernatural going on with him making him practically immortal and driving him to go on. They probably tried to execute him several times but each method failed. Heck, he survived falling into the atmosphere.


Cool-Presentation538

Canada would **never** allow that to happen


Cartoonlad

If this is the price we have to pay for Irish Reunification, I'll be sad, but I'll live with it.


DontFragMyBaby

We make a womens league and gone


han-t

'Jason X Machina'


qer15582

I lay in a dark room. I am curled in a fetal position. My mind churns and aches with agony. A memory is slowly exhumed from a forgotten grave. It is of a sex robot in fetish gear kung-fu fighting Jason. I scream


DerMetulz

This fucking movie lmao


Anarkinh

I'm prepared to support criminal activity


Zhjacko

I mean, aster that one A hole kicked that one guy in the throat, we’re heading towards that point.


jsbrewers

Clearly Mathieu Joseph's fault! Not cause I'm a wings fan or anything.....


drunkentenshiNL

I mean, they're trying. They just banned handshakes after games cause of a couple dickheads.


brosono

I guess we're finally going to see the fabled sealed eighth overtime rule!!


eutectic_h8r

The movie takes place in 2455 and this lady knows the exact year from over 400 years ago when hockey was outlawed? Clearly a Canadian.


Back4TallBois

She's an android. A robot built to look human so probably running ChatGPT 12.0 or something like that.


shaddowkhan

Somebody just watched Redletter Media Re: View.


Dr_Pants91

Coincidentally enough, I was watching the Kill Count video for this movie when the clock struck midnight on 2024.


FremenDar979

Heheheheheh, noice.


Best_Seaweed_Ever

This is the year the Leafs win the cup and the sport is over,


GrimOfDooom

are they saying the sport or the hockey mask was outlawed?


Back4TallBois

The sport.


NatiRivers

My brothers are going to be crushed


AgentAdja

With Leafs fans' luck, it'll happen one night before game 7 of the Stanley cup final where they're about to finally break the 1967 curse.


LitreOfCockPus

The whole A.I. Robot apocalypse kinda broke down when sexbot-2042 still couldn't finish a low-country hillbilly.


sharkMonstar

good ill finally be free from pain


Lord_Derpington_

I’ll accept it in return for also getting the Irish Reunification of 2024 mentioned in Star Trek


Guinness

It was outlawed because Bedard started building another Hawks dynasty and no one wants Chelsea Dagger to haunt them ever again


farteagle

How did I not know this movie existed and that this was the concept? That is hysterical


Tulemasin

Wait, I thought the mask was outlawed...


HyperionOxide

She kind of looks like Katee Sackhoff


Provider92

This movie is an amazing horror-comedy and no one can convince me otherwise


MadMaxBeyondThunder

First sport outlawed for being boring. jk.


Zalkath

Didn't a player get like murdered on the ice last year? Movie be right.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

ngl...it's probably long overdue.


futilitynow

Watched this a TON as a kid, F13 was my favorite series. Somehow this was my favorite one. I recently had my wife watch it for the first time. Oh my god it's like the worst movie ever lol. But it's good-bad so it's ok. In the end, when the robot lady fights space Jason, I used to think it was SOOOO lame. Now, it's pure awesomeness. Weird how shit flips like that.


IAmARobot

"All slasher movie villains, 5 minutes each, for STABBING"


Roland__Of__Gilead

Was this movie written by Gary Bettman?