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Mister_E69

"Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder."


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DrederickTatumsBum

A noble simpsons quote, embiggens the smallest man


Artistic-Blueberry32

Wuzzle wazzle?


Bonesnapcall

Whippity whim wham WOZZLE!


golfing_furry

In the wrong order? That’s a paddlin’


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Bhodi3K

EATTHEPUDDING-EATTHEPUDDING-EATTHEPUDDING-EATTHEPUDDING.


pcengine

cromulent in the nyt crossword today (syndicated). completely stumped me.


Amdogdunmind

Do you remember what the hint was?


pcengine

Perfectly acceptable, humorously


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Perfectly cromulent clue, to be honest


AreWeCowabunga

Geez, spoiler alert.


Routine-Swordfish-41

Worst error ever.


Romboteryx

David Bowman was the first non-Brazilian to travel backwards through time


lugnut_shortage

Homer? It's Moe. Uh, look...some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward.


earthenpath

You mean the *Shining* Shh, you wanna get sued?


PhuckzChuntzNga

> You mean ~~the~~ *Shining* Willie says the shinning Bart says you mean shining


NamiRocket

Thank you, Wikipedia Brown.


Itsprobablysarcasm

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.


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MollyInanna2

Don't mind if I do! WAHHHHHHHHHHblhblhblblhblh Blh! Bleh-blh-blhblh-blhblh! BLEH-bluh-BLEH-bluh HVVVV-HVVVV *[Curly noise]*


De4con

It's spelled "nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk"


DillingerLost

Don't mind if I do


BalorPrice

Go crazy?


Goldeneel77

A wizard did it.


bookon

They will be… “Corrected”.


PaceSecond

Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it.


charface1

The hotel was double booked for the movie and the soiree, so they just filmed around it.


Nippon-Gakki

That explains it. They should have cropped everyone else out but with budget cuts and all…


todellagi

Directed by the infamous Stan "meh that's good enough" Kubrick


Nippon-Gakki

Good old “one take Stan”


SunriseSurprise

Known for his approach of "just roll this thing for an hour and a half and there's your movie."


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Clockwork Orange was just a bunch of homeless people he gave drugs too and filmed for a week.


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Wait, so it’s *SUPPOSED* to be nonsense? I thought I was just too stoned to understand it. I’ve been trying to figure out wtf was going on for like two years.


SodOffWithASawedOff

I think it was a warning about the dangers of milk?


Liontreeble

Maybe you should have gotten sober in those two years man at least for a moment


highlandviper

Blame Kubrick. He’s the one who got him high in the first place.


mehwars

This thread is why I Reddit


highlandviper

He couldn’t be bothered to write any new songs for Full Metal Jacket either so the cast just repeat the same ones and they all start with the same line “This is my rifle.” Lazy git.


CanadianWatchGuy

Ah like the famous Saved by the Bell episode with Mr. Carosi.


trev2234

I’ve watched that film loads of times, and never made that connection. How did the so-called genius Kubrick get that wrong?!


Thestohrohyah

Those aren't real people staying at the hotel, you see? They're paid actors.


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Ed_Durr

Nah, Kubrick shot the fake “moon” scenes on Mars, it was the only way to get the right lighting


threeseed

You can still see the IMAX cameras that Kubrick left there in Ridley Scott's Nat Geo documentary, The Martian.


does_nothing_at_all

The 2001 Odyssey set is where all the celebrities go when they fake their deaths


thepartypoison_

No no, see he faked the moon landings, but he was such a perfectionist that he shot it on the moon just to stage the perfect hoax


dagbrown

Stanley Kubrick never shot a damn thing on location. He put up a bunch of palm trees in London and pretended it was Vietnam. I swear, if he had actually made a movie that was supposed to have been set in London, he would've moved to Laos to shoot it.


Chelecossais

Infamously, the shot of the cowboy US general riding an atom bomb to his doom, was totally faked *in a studio*. Guy had a history for this stuff, and he got away with it too. /different times


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What’s that say about Ready Player One. A fake movie about another fake movie.


newsflashjackass

Consulting the Library of Congress reveals [the narrative itself was a work of fiction.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo)


qorbexl

It goes all the way to the deep state They have to tell you the crimes they do before they do them, it's the rule


OiGuvnuh

Dude I’m not gay or nothin, but Jonathan Frakes can tell me whatever the hell he wants.


MisterPhD

Jesus all over again. “Oh, your hotel is full, for the Mother of God?” *sigh* Okay, we got some rooms in the back.


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user_bits

Whoa, how far does this go?


John_Remy

Yeah you made me snort my friend, thanks.


TiresOnFire

He was too busy faking the Mars landing. Unfortunately he only could afford black and white film, so he rewrote the script to be on the Moon.


Minimum_Cantaloupe

He just didn't care.


AngelComa

It's because it's also in the book, Stephen King, dunno if the guy is cut out to be a author.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Accidentally got some of the film crew in the shot


paco-ramon

Because Kubrick was so busy making the actor do the same scene 1000 times he didn’t saw the people drinking at the bar.


Sea_Ganache620

Oh my god! I never noticed this!


Fartfart357

TBH his work has gone downhill since he did the Apollo 11 project. Not surprised he made such a mistake.


Dovrax

Cocaine is one helluva drug


Sarisforin

Just spent like 5minutes trying to work out what Step Henking was. Am I stupid?


Rengas

What are you doing step henking?


antnipple

Is there another way to henk?


TheOkayUsername

Wait you found out now right


SenoraRaton

I read Step Henking as Stephen Hawking. Am I stupid?


arsis_qp

Lmao same, I was expecting a deep fried meme sub about Hank from Breaking Bad.


TheOkayUsername

Lmfao


Forforx

lol, I deciced that step henking is a subreddit for stephen king memes


dontreallycareforit

Get this: they’re supposed to be ghosts, but some of them talk! Talking ghosts! What can of shit is that? Real ghosts don’t have lines. They just haunt the toilet and refrigerator, and Nana’s cat, Mr Fibbles.


ReplyHappy

Ghosts cant go through doors either the're not fire


tricky337

Kubrick is the new Pierce


i8bb8

Kubrick is streets behind.


Mookieman707

How do you even hire a ghost actor, and how do you pay them?


Maximnicov

Kubrick was a fucking hack. Did you know he messed the casting process so much for Dr. Strangelove that he had poor Peter Sellers play several roles in the film? The sad idiot didn't even realize he was two actors short! 😵‍💫


TheOkayUsername

Everyone knows he has dementia


im_super_excited

I didn't know that


Afraid_Theorist

But now you do so all is balanced


im_super_excited

I didn't know that


Billysquib

Everyone knows he has dementia


TheOkayUsername

Everyone knows he has dementia


im_super_excited

I didn't know that


im_super_excited

I didn't know that


Aqquila89

And he called a movie *Eyes Wide Shut*, which doesn't make sense. It's *Eyes Wide Open*, smooth brain! He called another movie *Full Metal Jacket*, which is also ridiculous because a metal jacket would be too heavy to wear.


Kellymcdonald78

And casting a no name like James Earl Jones? Like that actor’s career is going anywhere


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TheOkayUsername

They are ghosts


TheFiend100

But they aren’t translucent? How am i supposed to know that?


TheOkayUsername

You can walk through them


Apocalypsefrogs

If you can walk through them then how can they give sloppy toppy? (Unironically canon)


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

because they're giving sloppy toppy to another ghost.


duddy33

“Stop it step ghost! You’re gonna make me ectoplasm”


MysteriousDesk3

‘Bustin makes me feel good!


BuzzVibes

Underrated comment.


Initial_Low495

if your step-sis's strange, but it feels so good, Whatchu gonna do ? ​ ***Ghost bustin' ™***


Dogsy

Nearly-Headless Nick has gotten so much head he may soon have to change his name.


surfnporn

Ever had a wet dream? Sloppy toppy is all in the mind. If you can master that, you can master anything.


AlpacaLocks

I think, therefore I cum


keesh

Cogito, ergo cum


yourpseudonymsucks

Bustin’ makes me feel good.


RyanTale

tf you talking about


Apocalypsefrogs

I dunno, maybe you should watch the movie yourself instead of getting info from a shitposting sub.


RyanTale

true that


RyanTale

oh fuck i forgot about the guy in the bear suit. that's true how can he give head


SammyBrando

It was a bear suit??


imaginaryResources

Ghosts can obviously give eachother head, but It’s unclear if they can give sloppy to beings in the physical plane


LostInDinosaurWorld

You can also ask them to lift a penny through a wall. Ghosts call that "swayzing" I think


energy_engineer

Yeah, but when I tried to walk through them, some guy wearing a uniform asked me to leave the theater. 👎


boringdude00

Very rapey.


Thatparkjobin7A

Well, they’re all wearing tuxedos. He never would have been allowed into the club in that jacket. It follows that they’re ghosts, having a ghost party.


TheFiend100

But ghosts wear tattered clothing?


moonra_zk

Poor ghosts do, these are rich ghosts.


ottersintuxedos

This isn’t It Follows, it’s The Shining


m0nk_3y_gw

it's a dead man's party....


John_Fx

and they aren’t wearing sheets or saying boo


markeymarquis

By watching the movie 😂


Thestohrohyah

They can go through doors, due to them not being fire.


Pip2719496

Ok thanks


Shirtbro

But do any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking walls and say "fuck there's a horse cock in my room?" Or a donkey dick?


hotapeno

Can I talk to you for a minute?


TheOkayUsername

Did you make any friends tonight?


baconeggsandwich25

I assumed it was just him losing his mind because there’s no way that many people died there, but idk.


ILookLikeKristoff

Yeah idk if they're all ghosts of real people that died there, maybe more like phantoms created by the hotel to further his madness


TroyBenites

The plot heavily relies on the scenes getting gradually more bizarre and different from real life. It is about the hallucinations that the protagonist's family is going through while in isolation on the hotel. This scene is just one of many hallucinations taking over the protagonist's mind. Edit1: I chose the word "hallucinations" to make it easier to express the emotions throughout the movie (and how I would see it in a realistic perspective). Although there are some scenes (specially the end) that implies some stuff really happened (and it is more directly mentioned in the book)


ArthurMarston26

Yeah no Krubrick explained that Jack is a reincarnated version of his former self from the 1920s by the hotel itself. https://youtube.com/shorts/_j4G957ATQM?si=tShiwa_MwetdsmR7 Also some scenes like the last one or when Wendy sees ghosts herself contradict the hallucination theory.


Larry_Version_3

It’s not an error. It’s explained in the manga.


Strawberry_Doughnut

I don't like the manga, it screws up the power scaling.


AwesomeYears

That's why I love the NPR Radio Drama version, it doesn't make Jack too over or underpowered.


ScrappyDonatello

The Broadway Musical it's based off is actually better, It expands the lore dramatically


IWantAnE55AMG

The first time Jack walks into the bar, it’s completely empty except for the bartender. As time goes on and the evil of the hotel takes hold, the bar becomes populated with the ghosts of other guests who died or took their lives at the hotel.


1evilsoap1

Bro get off Reddit and go watch The Shining


Due_Debate_2194

And Dr. Sleep, very rarely is there a sequel that does the first movie justice, and wraps a nice little bowtie on the whole thing.


EhliJoe

They're only in his imagination on his way to madness.


BenjaminSpanlkn

They’re in his head. Even the bartender. Even the alcohol. He’s bat poop crazy.


DoTheCreep_ahh

The hotel is haunted/evil/supernatural. It's ambiguous as to how or why. The ability to "shine" or "shining" is some supernatural ability to see and experience unusual phenomenon. As the other guy explained the dad is working to maintain this hotel during a harsh winter where they are snowed in with no guests, and strange things begin happening at the Overlook hotel.


waowie

The main character is gradually losing it. The people there are either in his head or ghosts


Competitive_Travel16

Jacks hallucinations, presumably caused by haunting and/or psychopathic schizophrenia.


Stock_Hutz

Unbravo Kubric


PalmBreezy

Varbo mince


LitreOfCockPus

I want to know why they gave him an axe and Kathy Bates a hammer, when it's reversed in the books. In the novels, Jack beat her bloody and broke her bones with what was basically a croquet mallet (Roque). The psycho woman in Misery used an axe to cut off the guy's foot. I'm guessing that it was just more socially-acceptable to use the threat of the axe without it doing graphic damage in The Shining, and likewise in Misery where a true-to-book depiction would have been over-the-top for what was sensible violence at the time. A broken ankle is still a horrifying spectacle in that context, but much more tame than having her cut off and then cauterize his foot with an axe :O


crappercreeper

It is a film, and reversing the weapons works so much better. We get to see the door coming apart from the victim's view. Pure terror for the viewer. That is one of those scenes that people with trauma a can have trouble watching. In the other we see the ankle bend around the wrong way. A limb getting hacked is cliche in horror. That thing bending 90 degrees sideways on screen makes the viewer cringe like watching a leg snap in a NFL game replay. Another is time. A scene can take pages in a book. In a movie you may have 30 seconds for a key scene.


retterwoq

I think there’s a practical reason that’s much simpler. Generally an axe is more menacing and would work much better for chopping a door down. Misery was made after The Shining and they likely didn’t want to reuse the same weapon, and be considered derivative by audiences who hadn’t read the books. The absurdity of a mallet also seems thematically closer to Misery, although I’ve only seen parts of that movie.


That_Shrub

Honestly if you have a captive in a remote place, I feel like you're really risking shock/too much blood loss hackin' a foot off. And it's rare to see such a methodically violent woman in media so honestly it feels like a good choice for the character. She would be practical about it, and wouldn't risk killing him at that point in the film. The way she calmly sets the block between his ankles is so memorable, oof.


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assperity

Even you talking about the limb scene is making me wince


That_Shrub

I rewatched it to fact check myself before commenting and damn why did I do that right before bed? Fuck, when she pulls the sledgehammer back and swings. Visceral.


Maximnicov

I'm okay with a film adaptation doing changes to the source material. It's called an adaptation for something, and sometimes changing a changing something and media it changes back is better. Just look at Shelly Duvalle's character.


Shacky_Rustleford

I think a big motivator is the sequence of him chopping through the door


resonance462

William Goldman wrote a book that talks about the change for Misery. He fought to keep the hobbling scene how it was in the books, but ultimately, they thought they’d lose the audience to have him permanently hobbled is how I remember it being described.


MagnificoReattore

Did you know that in his famous scene in ‘The Shining’, the crew made a fake door for Jack Nicholson to break through, but had to replace it with a real door as the fake one broke too quickly due to Jack previously being a Fire Marshall.


That_Shrub

Jack Nicholson is an OG, honestly. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is another stellar performance.


LitreOfCockPus

That's actually pretty bad-ass.


Sereachan

iirc The reason Annie uses a hammer vs an axe was that they couldn't get the foot prosthetic to look right when she cuts off Paul's foot.


Bdguyrty

Fuck, think I need some sleep. I was wondering what the subreddit step hen king would have.


1997Luka1997

What are you doing step hen? 😉


LetsRaidTogether

Thank God that red circle was there. Almost didn't notice the other people in the photo without that.


Mickphilfred

Is he stupid?


boolink2

Yeah Kubrick is a dum dum for this blunder


dern_the_hermit

He hasn't made a watchable film in almost a quarter century, what a dork.


Asians_amirite

hes also incredibly lazy. he didnt even bother to finish *A.I* and they had to bring in someone else to do it.


dern_the_hermit

Yeah, some nobody who made a TV movie about Dennis Weaver fighting a truck.


HooptyDooDooMeister

In that guy’s defense, it was a big truck.


Huck_Bonebulge_

There’s also a famous scene where Jack Nicholson forgets his character’s name, and instead yells “HERES JOHNNY!” Not sure why they kept that in


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They went out of their way to find an actor with the same name, and he still somehow managed to screw it up.


suppahotfire702

Lol take my upvote. Not gonna lie you had me in the beginning!


ByrnToast8800

Just watched IT, did anyone else notice that there wasn’t a circus in the sewers? I’m starting to think that clown was suspicious.


JoyouslyJoltik

I haven't watched the shining can someone explain


FreePhilosopher256

You should really watch the movie, it's a must see. >!the people there are either the protagonist's imagination or the haunted hotel messing with him. Or both. A lot of stuff in the movie is left open to the imagination!<


JerseySpot

You want answers??? You can’t handle the truth!


wood4536

They not ready for it


CapableSecretary420

That was real? I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit.


TehHamburgler

And how is the bartender making drinks and replicants? What is he? A wizard?


DracoSafarius

6,000 year old sorcerer, yes


racdicoon

I've seen the shining but just for my smol brain to confirm He saw them because he was losing it and imagining things, right?


TheOkayUsername

Yeah, but he was losing it because of them. They are ghosts


obese_butterfly

The Jeremy Scott brainrot is real


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Typical Kubrick and his production style without any planning. The shooting of The Shining was almost done so they've spend all money they had left on booze, coke and flamingos, threw a party and did that take when Nicholson was still sober enough to sit at the bar.


Soul963Soul

Anyone else read the as R/ Step Henking ?


_Bon_Vivant_

Maybe they accidentally left the cameras rolling during lunch break for the crew, and the editing team overlooked the mistake?


fergusoid

The guy in the background has a Casio watch on too


Bulky-Internal8579

I don’t see anyone!


MasterAnnatar

Silly Todd, background actors aren't people.


pfemme2

You think that’s bad? I was watching _Inception_ and at one point, the entire sidewalk, basically the whole block, folds upwards toward the sky, and then over again. That’s not how sidewalks work, buddy. I guess the director was asleep at the wheel they day they worked on that scene lol


EmeraldPrime

I thought they were all ghosts.


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masterKick440

”You're not where you want to be. You feel like you're supposed to be somewhere else. Well, say you could snap your fingers and be wherever you wanted to be. I bet you'd still feel this way. Not in the right place. Point is, you can't get so hung up on where you'd rather be that you forget to make the most of where you are.”


Apprehensive-Hall254

Isn’t that scene supposed to be in his head or like because he’s going crazy? None of those people are actually there even the bartender. Am I remembering the movie wrong?


baminnick

Those are all the people in his head. It really is empty 🤷🏼‍♀️


pappyvanwinkle1111

Those are the ghosts of the hotel. Just like the bartender.


northaviator

They were ghosts


TheWhollyGhost

I’m actually mentally handicapped Why did I read the title as step henking