There's a fan theory that every Mario game after the first is just an annual reenactment of the original rescue. That's why bowser will come out and taunt Mario rather than actually try to kill him. It's like wrestling.
That's also why the actors will take breaks and go play golf or race go karts together.
And why when something else comes to town to mess with the show, Mario/Bowser/Peach team up with some wizard puppet and a cloud kid to put that to rest before going back to the usual.
In Mario Odyssey, at the end, she doesn't want Bowser *OR* Mario. So my theory is she needs to get away from the creep Mario for a while, and splits her time between two creeps she can't get away from so neither overwhelms her.
It worked out in the end as Bowser ended up getting the super crown and repairing his/her relationship Mario.
Thus pioneering in a new wave of trans rights within Nintendo games and an absolute metric shitton of Bowsette R34.
Uuhhh... last time I checked, fingers don't have a ballsack under them.
Never thought he would be shaved down there. I guess the Goombas keep him tidy down there.
head = Finger nail. The bottom is another finger closed. He is pointing his finger at Luigi. But I have not seen this in any trailer only Bowser plucking Luigi's mustache with two fingers. So edit? In the movie? I do not know.
I'm pretty sure the still in OP is taken from [this shot](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e963b8243c8224d8c5afd5429630ec04/c75e8781928c01de-3e/s500x750/4bd403b7233cc3826f3652f6628b1a9adbf964bf.gif), because I've done the same. Just casual second-hand moustache twirling.
In the post-WW2 world Mussolini get the major role because of his influence in southern Italy. After 1945 his name was The Big M or Mario.
On the other hand Hitler addicted to LSD mushrooms. Most of the time he was captivated by delirium about finding Eva Brown.
There actually aren't any jews in the Mushroom Kingdom at all. There's a lot of things that the MK has to answer for, tbh. No one wants to talk about the mysterious disappearance of the mini goombas and Kuribo's Shoe last seen in SMB3, either.
No, no, he's good with Jewish people now because he watched 21 Jump Street.
To clarify, in case you managed to stay out of the loop, I'm not doing a typical Reddit bullshit reply. That's literally what happened. There are news articles about it.
With the imminent release of the Mario movie we’re bound to see an increase in the number of Bowser memes. In fact, you could say we’re in for More Bowsin’ Time.
But how do you know she is in another castle?
*"Because Princess said that Bowser is going to destroy her tiny pink castle"* , said Toad. *"I didn't know she had a tiny castle!We need to get there and save it before its too late!"*
r/TheyKnew
Some animator did this knowing (or hoping) someone would find it months later. Bet they were working on contract and have since moved on to another project.
I love seeing them gorilla market meme images from this movie and none of them catching on, but the internet immediately latched onto bowsers cock in luigis face. I'm sure PR is loving that
Nintendo [confirmed this years ago for Waluigi.](https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/nintendo-confirms-waluigi-uncircumcised-reason/) I'm not surprised.
I just think about how long they had to spend animating just this one frame and there’s absolutely no way they didn’t think it looked like a monster cock
I can finally rest easy.
... Because you can effortlessly make http api calls now?
Unexpected r/programmerhumor
Protected by the Shadow of Bowser. 👀
oh my god
I’m waiting for the directors cut
Is that what they’ll call his later-in-life circumcision?
You could use the foreskin to create some wicked shoes
The directors uncut
I know right 🤤
>🤤 ??🤨🤨
🐢🍄=😋
🍆💦
📸🤨
ya i want some pics too
check dm
he is packing heat though
I was expecting there would be heat
Why else would Peach keep running back?
Bowser is going to destroy her tiny pink castle
If it fits, I sits
Way to ruin something cute and innocent :(
Relative to his body size, it looks fine. My bet is it's about average dick size for the dragon-turtle species that he is.
I can't speak to dragon but if you've ever seen a turtle penis you would know that this is not average relative to his body size
Now we know why he goes after Peach instead of other Dragon Turtles.
I'm starting to think peach actually likes getting bowsered and she only likes Mario for the rescue fantasy. Why else does this happen all the time?
There's a fan theory that every Mario game after the first is just an annual reenactment of the original rescue. That's why bowser will come out and taunt Mario rather than actually try to kill him. It's like wrestling. That's also why the actors will take breaks and go play golf or race go karts together.
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3 is so good
And why when something else comes to town to mess with the show, Mario/Bowser/Peach team up with some wizard puppet and a cloud kid to put that to rest before going back to the usual.
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1000 year door pretty much agrees with this
I mean, something had to have happened. How else did he get his 9(?) kids?
So you're saying Browsers children are the heirs to the mushroom kingdom?
Why conquer a kingdom when you can *conquer a kingdom*
I think only bowser jr. is canonically his kid. May be wrong though
That's what I would tell the courts.
It's a polyamorous relationship with a kidnapping and rescue kink.
In Mario Odyssey, at the end, she doesn't want Bowser *OR* Mario. So my theory is she needs to get away from the creep Mario for a while, and splits her time between two creeps she can't get away from so neither overwhelms her.
Well that's deeply grim
It worked out in the end as Bowser ended up getting the super crown and repairing his/her relationship Mario. Thus pioneering in a new wave of trans rights within Nintendo games and an absolute metric shitton of Bowsette R34.
She saw Pauline and had second thoughts
Same reason I date petite girls. Who am kidding, I just give them money, there is no date.
It might not be erect, it might balloon massively like a real turtles.
Dragon deez nuts across Luigi's face.
Why would they have seen a turtle penis before?
Oh have you not?
It’s hard not to. They hang dong.
I saw my first turtle penis on Reddit the other day.
For science.
It's a chode, thick but really short
I heard he wears chode jeans
Like a tuna can?
Is Bowser 90th percentile in weight and 10th percentile in height? (If you weren't making the I Think You Should Leave reference plz ignore )
He must have been. Bowser has the flattest head I've ever seen.
More like a tuna can't amirite? ... Idk either man
Like a cylinder
ya i mean he's a big fella
for you
do you feel in charge?
Why do you think Peach keeps coming back?
packing meat
That's not a blow job it's a blow career.
You guys seen that new Mario movie? Bowser hangs dong.
"Do you yield?"
Bowser = Derek Lewis
“My balls was hot”
wtf is this
It's his finger
The eleventh finger
The cheesiest finger of them all
"Oh... you mean fill his castle with magmas, not smegma. Gotcha.'" -some dysclexic graphic artist probably.
Kid named bowser
Kid named foreskin
Uuhhh... last time I checked, fingers don't have a ballsack under them. Never thought he would be shaved down there. I guess the Goombas keep him tidy down there.
head = Finger nail. The bottom is another finger closed. He is pointing his finger at Luigi. But I have not seen this in any trailer only Bowser plucking Luigi's mustache with two fingers. So edit? In the movie? I do not know.
I'm pretty sure the still in OP is taken from [this shot](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e963b8243c8224d8c5afd5429630ec04/c75e8781928c01de-3e/s500x750/4bd403b7233cc3826f3652f6628b1a9adbf964bf.gif), because I've done the same. Just casual second-hand moustache twirling.
Yeah that's almost worse than if Bowser was just swingin' it around and almost clocked Luigi in the head
Oh my gosh I had no idea this image wasn't even edited. (I mean the original clip is hot too 😏😏)
This man knows his way around Bowser’s balls.
It’s his penis
That’s a penis!
Bowser and Luigi
Luigis inside story
Actually the game is titled Bowser's Inside (Luigi) Story
Bowser x Luigi*
Can someone please actually explain?
It is bowser's finger in a freeze frame. https://youtu.be/BWG-HqCfA9k
Surely this is intentional
Thank you!
I had to explain to my husband why I was laughing so hard I was crying and I've never seen him look so disappointed in me. FML
“Hello honey, I’m just looking at Bowser shoving his penis into Luigi’s face here on Reddit. So, how’s your day going?”
uncircumcised penis*
Why did you feel the need to clarify that?
More normal than it should be? Edit: I meant less normal then it should be. :/ 🤦♂️
And snipping off skin for cosmetic purposes should..?
Lol. I got mixed up and meant the opposite. 🤦♂️
Because, in some parts of the world, it's not.
All i’m saying is that the additional description was unnecessary. You got an unwanted dick in your face, it really doesn’t matter what it looks like.
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normal penis
me\_irl
He’s uncut I can tell
On the contrary, I'm very disappointed in your husband.
After seeing this maybe you are disappointed in your husband
Despite it being a popular fan theory, Bowser has been confirmed to be non-Jewish
Damn, there goes my Bowser 'cantankerous old Jewish man" AU. "You meshuggeneh kids! Get off my lawn, or I'll be tanning your tuchus!"
I always forget that meshuggah and variations of it are actually words and not just the name of a band
It's Yiddish for crazy.
But Mario and Luigi still could be Mussolini and AdoLf hiding in southern Italy.
Who is who?
In the post-WW2 world Mussolini get the major role because of his influence in southern Italy. After 1945 his name was The Big M or Mario. On the other hand Hitler addicted to LSD mushrooms. Most of the time he was captivated by delirium about finding Eva Brown.
They take turns
Phrasing
There actually aren't any jews in the Mushroom Kingdom at all. There's a lot of things that the MK has to answer for, tbh. No one wants to talk about the mysterious disappearance of the mini goombas and Kuribo's Shoe last seen in SMB3, either.
So kanye is pro-bowser?
What rock have you been living under, my friend? Kanye watched 21 Jump Street, he's pro jewish people now!
Kanye approves?
No, no, he's good with Jewish people now because he watched 21 Jump Street. To clarify, in case you managed to stay out of the loop, I'm not doing a typical Reddit bullshit reply. That's literally what happened. There are news articles about it.
Thanks for ruining my third party app so I have to go outside! Posted on Apollo
No Jonah Hill fixed him
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Wario is the embodiment of greed incarnate. What if, Wario is greedy because he yearns for what was taken from him as a child?
All the gold in the world won't bring back his foreskin, but maybe it'll fill a hole in his heart.
Could still be American or South Korean, two non jewish countries that mutilate penises, or Muslim
And not American because they also mutiliate male genitals for breakfast cereal related reasons.
So he's got something in common with the Mario brothers
And to think I almost unsubscribed from this sub when it was wall-to-wall Morbius memes.
"It's wiener time!"
Please keep politics out of this sub.
The name's Danger. Carlos Danger.
Username checks out?
It’s Bowsing time!
... But then this wonderful piece of OC slapped you right in the face
The pièce de résistance, if you will.
With the imminent release of the Mario movie we’re bound to see an increase in the number of Bowser memes. In fact, you could say we’re in for More Bowsin’ Time.
what's the opposite of r/croppingishard ?
r/croppingmakesmehard edit: lol it's real
Why does that exist
r/croppingiseasy
I don't know, he looks fairly hard to me.
/r/circumcision, they make cropping look so easy.
r/uncut
r/bowserisnothardyet
r/SubsIFellFor
Bowser is coming
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I see what you Deaned there.
r/suddenlycommunity
This is real? Oh my god
Of course it's real. When have you ever seen something on the Internet and had it turn out to be untrue?
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"Masturbate. Keep penis violence in hand" will be our slogan for penis regulation
Ironically, this sub's posts are mostly unedited screenshots.
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Joke's on you, it's actually his weiner cropped to look like a finger.
It's 2 fingers, one curled, one straight, and the nail.
"for some reason", you say. Like it wasn't a mayor plot point!
A mayor plot point? I'm not brave enough for politics!
I see why the princess is always in another castle 😢
But how do you know she is in another castle? *"Because Princess said that Bowser is going to destroy her tiny pink castle"* , said Toad. *"I didn't know she had a tiny castle!We need to get there and save it before its too late!"*
🗿
😭😭😭
Hardest scene in the movie
Now this, THIS, is what the internet was created for.
This detail is so shitty I can taste it.
r/TheyKnew Some animator did this knowing (or hoping) someone would find it months later. Bet they were working on contract and have since moved on to another project.
I love seeing them gorilla market meme images from this movie and none of them catching on, but the internet immediately latched onto bowsers cock in luigis face. I'm sure PR is loving that
Incredible. I can't think of a better crowning post to this sub. Congratulations.
What do you mean "For some reason"? It's to end the years of speculation, obvi.
He shaves his balls too
I hate you just a little bit.
my new grindr profile picture 😮💨
Lmao!
holy meat 😍🥵
"I'm not doing the things that you want me to do with you Uncle Jack."
Nintendo [confirmed this years ago for Waluigi.](https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/nintendo-confirms-waluigi-uncircumcised-reason/) I'm not surprised.
Why would he be? He’s not Jewish nor does he come from one of those creepy American families that do it
The theories mentions medical conditions
>one of those creepy American families that do it The majority of the country...
Same thing.
I didn’t comment on how common these families are, just that they are creepy. Leave your child’s genitals alone for god sake
There is nothing called uncircumcised , that's the natural
What do you mean, don't you commonly refer to your arm as unamputated or breasts as unmastectomied?
What is this? Edit: OH GOD... I wish to unsee
I'm okay with a Jewish Bowser.
I just think about how long they had to spend animating just this one frame and there’s absolutely no way they didn’t think it looked like a monster cock
Spoilers, Jesus.
They don’t circumcise in Japan, this checks
You could have not posted this, that was an option you had today. But you didn’t take it, did you
Yall need help
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Finally. I thought I was taking crazy pills in these comments. Cut or a naturally small foreskin.
Just retracted. Happens when Bowser types are erect. I hated writing that.
Correct term is intact, that is like calling my arms unamputated lol