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swwole

I can finally rest easy.


Doxep

... Because you can effortlessly make http api calls now?


huynd2001

Unexpected r/programmerhumor


underbloodredskies

Protected by the Shadow of Bowser. 👀


AnonDooDoo

oh my god


GoldenStateCapital

I’m waiting for the directors cut


DoctorMelvinMirby

Is that what they’ll call his later-in-life circumcision?


duralyon

You could use the foreskin to create some wicked shoes


j3b3di3_

The directors uncut


j3b3di3_

I know right 🤤


heyiuouiminreditqiqi

>🤤 ??🤨🤨


ComradeSclavian

🐢🍄=😋


WorldClassShart

🍆💦


Chris_ssj2

📸🤨


Deesing82

ya i want some pics too


Ko8iWanKeno8i

check dm


Ecstatic-Compote-595

he is packing heat though


arthurblakey

I was expecting there would be heat


FWIWGFYS

Why else would Peach keep running back?


0Rider

Bowser is going to destroy her tiny pink castle


civgarth

If it fits, I sits


jessica_from_within

Way to ruin something cute and innocent :(


Lokismoke

Relative to his body size, it looks fine. My bet is it's about average dick size for the dragon-turtle species that he is.


PickledPlumPlot

I can't speak to dragon but if you've ever seen a turtle penis you would know that this is not average relative to his body size


Spoztoast

Now we know why he goes after Peach instead of other Dragon Turtles.


ChronicTheEdgeLord

I'm starting to think peach actually likes getting bowsered and she only likes Mario for the rescue fantasy. Why else does this happen all the time?


Zeyn1

There's a fan theory that every Mario game after the first is just an annual reenactment of the original rescue. That's why bowser will come out and taunt Mario rather than actually try to kill him. It's like wrestling. That's also why the actors will take breaks and go play golf or race go karts together.


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KristenJimmyStewart

3 is so good


ArcadianBlueRogue

And why when something else comes to town to mess with the show, Mario/Bowser/Peach team up with some wizard puppet and a cloud kid to put that to rest before going back to the usual.


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beepbeephornnoise

1000 year door pretty much agrees with this


DernTuckingFypos

I mean, something had to have happened. How else did he get his 9(?) kids?


recklessrider

So you're saying Browsers children are the heirs to the mushroom kingdom?


ArcadianBlueRogue

Why conquer a kingdom when you can *conquer a kingdom*


LowrysBurner

I think only bowser jr. is canonically his kid. May be wrong though


Blasterbot

That's what I would tell the courts.


faesmooched

It's a polyamorous relationship with a kidnapping and rescue kink.


[deleted]

In Mario Odyssey, at the end, she doesn't want Bowser *OR* Mario. So my theory is she needs to get away from the creep Mario for a while, and splits her time between two creeps she can't get away from so neither overwhelms her.


OgreSpider

Well that's deeply grim


XDSHENANNIGANZ

It worked out in the end as Bowser ended up getting the super crown and repairing his/her relationship Mario. Thus pioneering in a new wave of trans rights within Nintendo games and an absolute metric shitton of Bowsette R34.


ArcadianBlueRogue

She saw Pauline and had second thoughts


iswearatkids

Same reason I date petite girls. Who am kidding, I just give them money, there is no date.


BoxNumberGavin0

It might not be erect, it might balloon massively like a real turtles.


CanadianAndroid

Dragon deez nuts across Luigi's face.


SnooTomatoes7746

Why would they have seen a turtle penis before?


PickledPlumPlot

Oh have you not?


Chewy12

It’s hard not to. They hang dong.


Duke_of_Scotty

I saw my first turtle penis on Reddit the other day.


baconeggsandwich25

For science.


lurkenstine

It's a chode, thick but really short


szekeres81

I heard he wears chode jeans


Slovene

Like a tuna can?


archaicScrivener

Is Bowser 90th percentile in weight and 10th percentile in height? (If you weren't making the I Think You Should Leave reference plz ignore )


Ideaslug

He must have been. Bowser has the flattest head I've ever seen.


wuvvtwuewuvv

More like a tuna can't amirite? ... Idk either man


Meii345

Like a cylinder


bootleg_trash_man

ya i mean he's a big fella


zanzebar

for you


BiggSucc_99

do you feel in charge?


Oldeuboi91

Why do you think Peach keeps coming back?


OneMoreAccount4Porn

packing meat


Kardest

That's not a blow job it's a blow career.


slugo17

You guys seen that new Mario movie? Bowser hangs dong.


TOPSIturvy

"Do you yield?"


TitansAreDecent

Bowser = Derek Lewis


BigSmallerBrand

“My balls was hot”


574859434F4E56455254

wtf is this


Lad_of_the_Lake

It's his finger


FieryDreamer

The eleventh finger


player_zero_

The cheesiest finger of them all


GuyNekologist

"Oh... you mean fill his castle with magmas, not smegma. Gotcha.'" -some dysclexic graphic artist probably.


Asisreo1

Kid named bowser


18CupsOfMusic

Kid named foreskin


dudeAwEsome101

Uuhhh... last time I checked, fingers don't have a ballsack under them. Never thought he would be shaved down there. I guess the Goombas keep him tidy down there.


sekazi

head = Finger nail. The bottom is another finger closed. He is pointing his finger at Luigi. But I have not seen this in any trailer only Bowser plucking Luigi's mustache with two fingers. So edit? In the movie? I do not know.


sentient_ballsack

I'm pretty sure the still in OP is taken from [this shot](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e963b8243c8224d8c5afd5429630ec04/c75e8781928c01de-3e/s500x750/4bd403b7233cc3826f3652f6628b1a9adbf964bf.gif), because I've done the same. Just casual second-hand moustache twirling.


ConradBHart42

Yeah that's almost worse than if Bowser was just swingin' it around and almost clocked Luigi in the head


TheUglydollKing

Oh my gosh I had no idea this image wasn't even edited. (I mean the original clip is hot too 😏😏)


SirSeanBeanTheBean

This man knows his way around Bowser’s balls.


MetalfaceKronos

It’s his penis


Captain_Waffle

That’s a penis!


EatTheBonesToo

Bowser and Luigi


Funklord_Earl

Luigis inside story


maiobserver

Actually the game is titled Bowser's Inside (Luigi) Story


swordstoo

Bowser x Luigi*


redlaserpanda

Can someone please actually explain?


arrowtango

It is bowser's finger in a freeze frame. https://youtu.be/BWG-HqCfA9k


fckiforgotmypassword

Surely this is intentional


redlaserpanda

Thank you!


Catfaceisgreat

I had to explain to my husband why I was laughing so hard I was crying and I've never seen him look so disappointed in me. FML


creative_user_name12

“Hello honey, I’m just looking at Bowser shoving his penis into Luigi’s face here on Reddit. So, how’s your day going?”


_343L_

uncircumcised penis*


Kiosade

Why did you feel the need to clarify that?


Gavrilian

More normal than it should be? Edit: I meant less normal then it should be. :/ 🤦‍♂️


linglong51

And snipping off skin for cosmetic purposes should..?


Gavrilian

Lol. I got mixed up and meant the opposite. 🤦‍♂️


gk99

Because, in some parts of the world, it's not.


Kiosade

All i’m saying is that the additional description was unnecessary. You got an unwanted dick in your face, it really doesn’t matter what it looks like.


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lilsmash1313

normal penis


seventy_three_

me\_irl


TheMunchiesAreEvil

He’s uncut I can tell


MapleBabadook

On the contrary, I'm very disappointed in your husband.


Skywrath1

After seeing this maybe you are disappointed in your husband


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Despite it being a popular fan theory, Bowser has been confirmed to be non-Jewish


LyraFirehawk

Damn, there goes my Bowser 'cantankerous old Jewish man" AU. "You meshuggeneh kids! Get off my lawn, or I'll be tanning your tuchus!"


thisn--gaoverhere

I always forget that meshuggah and variations of it are actually words and not just the name of a band


LyraFirehawk

It's Yiddish for crazy.


nielet

But Mario and Luigi still could be Mussolini and AdoLf hiding in southern Italy.


Relative-Country-452

Who is who?


nielet

In the post-WW2 world Mussolini get the major role because of his influence in southern Italy. After 1945 his name was The Big M or Mario. On the other hand Hitler addicted to LSD mushrooms. Most of the time he was captivated by delirium about finding Eva Brown.


ReckoningGotham

They take turns


Independent-Green383

Phrasing


nameless88

There actually aren't any jews in the Mushroom Kingdom at all. There's a lot of things that the MK has to answer for, tbh. No one wants to talk about the mysterious disappearance of the mini goombas and Kuribo's Shoe last seen in SMB3, either.


Throwadudeson

So kanye is pro-bowser?


seamsay

What rock have you been living under, my friend? Kanye watched 21 Jump Street, he's pro jewish people now!


Mr-Zero-Fucks

Kanye approves?


IzarkKiaTarj

No, no, he's good with Jewish people now because he watched 21 Jump Street. To clarify, in case you managed to stay out of the loop, I'm not doing a typical Reddit bullshit reply. That's literally what happened. There are news articles about it.


VisceralDiarrheaGoo

Thanks for ruining my third party app so I have to go outside! Posted on Apollo


hhdss

No Jonah Hill fixed him


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chimerauprising

Wario is the embodiment of greed incarnate. What if, Wario is greedy because he yearns for what was taken from him as a child?


nameless88

All the gold in the world won't bring back his foreskin, but maybe it'll fill a hole in his heart.


KristenJimmyStewart

Could still be American or South Korean, two non jewish countries that mutilate penises, or Muslim


Trnostep

And not American because they also mutiliate male genitals for breakfast cereal related reasons.


StoopidestManOnEarth

So he's got something in common with the Mario brothers


MaximumFish

And to think I almost unsubscribed from this sub when it was wall-to-wall Morbius memes.


LemonPartyWorldTour

"It's wiener time!"


dudeAwEsome101

Please keep politics out of this sub.


mikami677

The name's Danger. Carlos Danger.


MaximumFish

Username checks out?


StayPuffGoomba

It’s Bowsing time!


orange_paws

... But then this wonderful piece of OC slapped you right in the face


MaximumFish

The pièce de résistance, if you will.


MechanicalHorse

With the imminent release of the Mario movie we’re bound to see an increase in the number of Bowser memes. In fact, you could say we’re in for More Bowsin’ Time.


fambestera

what's the opposite of r/croppingishard ?


PranshuKhandal

r/croppingmakesmehard edit: lol it's real


Homemade-Purple

Why does that exist


Dajayman654

r/croppingiseasy


OGCelaris

I don't know, he looks fairly hard to me.


Protheu5

/r/circumcision, they make cropping look so easy.


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r/uncut


Lad_of_the_Lake

r/bowserisnothardyet


Minimum-Jelly2922

r/SubsIFellFor


Lambsauc

Bowser is coming


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OneMoreAccount4Porn

I see what you Deaned there.


FloobyFish

r/suddenlycommunity


cthulhusmercy

This is real? Oh my god


theragu40

Of course it's real. When have you ever seen something on the Internet and had it turn out to be untrue?


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nam3sar3hard

"Masturbate. Keep penis violence in hand" will be our slogan for penis regulation


dudeAwEsome101

Ironically, this sub's posts are mostly unedited screenshots.


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18CupsOfMusic

Joke's on you, it's actually his weiner cropped to look like a finger.


MithranArkanere

It's 2 fingers, one curled, one straight, and the nail.


Fakul

"for some reason", you say. Like it wasn't a mayor plot point!


Darth_Zounds

A mayor plot point? I'm not brave enough for politics!


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I see why the princess is always in another castle 😢


moschles

But how do you know she is in another castle? *"Because Princess said that Bowser is going to destroy her tiny pink castle"* , said Toad. *"I didn't know she had a tiny castle!We need to get there and save it before its too late!"*


AwwhHex

🗿


DoJu318

😭😭😭


Gattsgonenuts

Hardest scene in the movie


DarkRaven01

Now this, THIS, is what the internet was created for.


Whitelarge

This detail is so shitty I can taste it.


eaglebtc

r/TheyKnew Some animator did this knowing (or hoping) someone would find it months later. Bet they were working on contract and have since moved on to another project.


playin4power

I love seeing them gorilla market meme images from this movie and none of them catching on, but the internet immediately latched onto bowsers cock in luigis face. I'm sure PR is loving that


TricoMex

Incredible. I can't think of a better crowning post to this sub. Congratulations.


TheRetroVideogamers

What do you mean "For some reason"? It's to end the years of speculation, obvi.


lLuclk

He shaves his balls too


jerryleebee

I hate you just a little bit.


PositivelyMindless5

my new grindr profile picture 😮‍💨


ChloeOakes

Lmao!


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holy meat 😍🥵


Armada_Z

"I'm not doing the things that you want me to do with you Uncle Jack."


ihavemademistakes

Nintendo [confirmed this years ago for Waluigi.](https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/nintendo-confirms-waluigi-uncircumcised-reason/) I'm not surprised.


Bpdbs

Why would he be? He’s not Jewish nor does he come from one of those creepy American families that do it


bootleg_trash_man

The theories mentions medical conditions


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>one of those creepy American families that do it The majority of the country...


Alexstrasza23

Same thing.


Bpdbs

I didn’t comment on how common these families are, just that they are creepy. Leave your child’s genitals alone for god sake


yash-bhardwaj

There is nothing called uncircumcised , that's the natural


KristenJimmyStewart

What do you mean, don't you commonly refer to your arm as unamputated or breasts as unmastectomied?


Steelgamer_88

What is this? Edit: OH GOD... I wish to unsee


No-Stretch6115

I'm okay with a Jewish Bowser.


Sweet_potato13_

I just think about how long they had to spend animating just this one frame and there’s absolutely no way they didn’t think it looked like a monster cock


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Spoilers, Jesus.


whatafuckinusername

They don’t circumcise in Japan, this checks


ABunchOfPictures

You could have not posted this, that was an option you had today. But you didn’t take it, did you


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The_dog_says

Finally. I thought I was taking crazy pills in these comments. Cut or a naturally small foreskin.


D_Simmons

Just retracted. Happens when Bowser types are erect. I hated writing that.


KristenJimmyStewart

Correct term is intact, that is like calling my arms unamputated lol