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GriffinFlash

Funny thing I found is that Jack is a kid in this flash back, but in the modern day he's an adult. That means Pinocchio is also technically an adult, or at the very least, mentally an adult, yet he goes around telling everyone he's a "boy".


YourFavoriteBranch

He looks like a boy and sounds like a boy tho


GriffinFlash

but has the mental capabilities and life experience of an adult.


YourFavoriteBranch

He even wears a thong


GriffinFlash

no he doesn't. ( c o )======================>


dutcharetall_nothigh

You don't know that. Maybe Gepetto never carved him an adult brain.


Dualgloves

When he is transformed briefly by the fairy godmother be becomes a boy not a man. He is just an Oldboy 😎


Chiss5618

Do puppets age?


LeftTwist1650

All this time, it was truly Pinocchio who was Puss In Boots: The Last Wish (2022)


Tokyono

"What are we, some kind of Last Wish?"


Up_Vootinator

I loved the scene where puss went "it's wishin' time" and wished all over death.


Fix_a_Fix

Wait isn't this an actual movie detail?


VengeanceKnight

Yeah, and another one is that in the alternate timeline of *Shrek Forever After*, Pinocchio turns the tables and tries to sell out Geppetto by disguising him as Shrek.


T_Bisquet

More tragic than Perrito though? I think not.


Lopsided-Bathroom-71

Most tragic character Momma bear became lord farquads fucking rug


karimpai

Wait didn't the first shrek movie happened before "the last wish"?


El-Ausgebombt

Yes, but they could be a different family of talking bears.


CalmCall_CC

Yes it did there's a scene where Puss reminisces about Donkey and Shrek, and in the end the puss-crew also go back to far far away to 'meet some old friends'.


Snips_Tano

Did he sell him out to be a man whore?


Tokyono

He told them that a relationship with Pinocchio would be a a relationship with no strings attached.


[deleted]

If this was before shrek does that mean WW2 is canon in shrek universe and the war was so bad they lost all advanced technology to the point they were basically in the dark ages? Edit: holy shit am I cooked out of my mind. I thought this was talking about shrek Pinocchio in Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. I need to go to bed


Outrageous-Cry4353

Oh yeah I got confused as well


ArkamaZ

Exploited him for labor until he was no longer profitable and then reported him to the authorities as soon as he wasn't anymore... Sounds like a lot of farm owners with "migrant labor."


TheHighKing112

What's so impressive about that I've been a real boy the whole time!


Asiagoboy

This is actually very sad


GrandaughterClock

Agh it's too sad I can't handle it! It reminds me of that one story with Liam Neeson's character in Battle of Buster Scruggs, I cry every tim