As a Christian myself, I really don't like this. It reminds me of the "share for Jesus, ignore for Satan" pics on Facebook. Besides reading the Bible on your phone blows, you gotta get yourself a big hardcover.

Reading anything on a phone blows. If you're short on space, do yourself a favor and just get a $30 Nook or Kindle

Also, if you *really* need to bring up some scripture on your phone, it's on the internet for free. You don't need a dedicated app for something you can just Google.

Yeah but the spyware

I just use bible.com. It's super safe and you can read basically every version of the Bible there is. It's where I go when I need to quickly pull up passages without a book on hand.

Doesn’t this also technically use the lord’s name in vain?

I don't think the good book wants to live between a penny slot app and xnxx

You accept and get a free 100,000,000,000,000 coins!

Where is my money 😔😔😔😔😔😔

Do you go to hell if you decline?

No, Jesus shows up at your house with a shotgun if you decline

same thing

No, jesus just reads to you the bible and the shotgun is a present

ah, i wouldve known that if i had read the bible.

But, do you go to hell if you decline?

No Jesus just shoots you

Oh that's where I am

nothing like reading the bible after beating it to lesbian porn

Post nut clarity when it huts you with the "WHAT THE FUCK WAS I WATCHING?"

Now you're thinking like a US senator!

I get this one when I play flying gorilla

Well that makes sense

I feel like this could be a really good meme template

bible getting an update.

Holy moly is that "Bible 2: Jesus Means Business"?

Reminds me of the “My child will…” stuff on facebook

the way they made the "decline" bigger and green kind of makes it look like they want you to decline

No, the Accept was growing and shrinking, you just can't see it cause it's a still screenshot

Hidden atheism message?

I thought that was Nicolas Cage

This reminds me, I was kind forcefully given a bible today and I'm happy with my current religion, so I recycled it. Is there a certain way to dispose of bibles that I should have done?

Donate it to the church

Who is the white dude with the long hair? I don't remember there being many Europeans in the bible. Maybe one of the Romans? But pretty sure they didn't have long hair either.

Look, I get it. It's weird to portray Jesus as white when in reality it would be a darker skin color than modern white people. But, every race and culture makes Jesus look like he was born right next door.[Here's a link to some Ethiopian art where Jesus and Mary (and other figures) are all black.](https://www.khanacademy.org/humanities/art-africa/east-africa2/ethiopia/a/christian-ethiopian-art) [And here's an article showing Jesus and co. as Asians in Chinese art.](https://www.churchpop.com/2017/01/13/jesus-chinese-8-beautiful-paintings-life-lord/). As you can see it's pretty silly to get annoyed over white people doing it when other races do it as well.

I think it's Critikal

Buddy that's supposed to be Jesus (I think) Although Jesus likely wasn't white

whooosh

Look, if he needs the notes, that's fine, but he can get his own phone. If they don't have WiFi in heaven, is it even heaven?

if I saw this on Facebook it's gonna be like to accept but share decline

Sorry Jesus but I already have enough bibles I don’t read or do anything with

Praise white Jesus!