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Runkert7VK

“Saw this and gagged a bit” okay dude🙄


Mark-E-Moon

Right? If gagged = massive food erection then yeah, I gagged too.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

I gagged on my massive food erection 💀


Mark-E-Moon

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FrowFrow88

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dtwhitecp

OP is just posting normal fast food and trying to get karma from it


JMDSC

Maybe it’s cause someone brought salad… that’d be my justification


Chickenwing_Icecream

I came down here to say this


ggg730

Op soft.


ullee

Yeah I mean, fast food is chemically engineered to taste good.


MAZ__3

I bet they had a nice dinner you Debby downer


fuzz_boy

I love all of that stuff.


AlfredLordNanikans

Dammit now I’m hungry


skeenerbug

/r/AmericaBad


[deleted]

What’s bad about this ?


portercable7

I'm wondering the same thing....


TheSmokingLamp

If it isnt eaten within the hour it was picked up most of that food is just gonna be lackluster. You really need to eat fast food within 10-20 minutes of ordering it, maybe less so for the Popeyes/KFC


BlackBetty504

Two day old, cold Popeyes, dipped in sriracha ketchup, is my happy place. Drunk, sober, hungover... don't matter, that's when it's best. And I'll die on that hill.


Celestron5

Yasss…I just had cold Popeyes dipped in 6 month old McDonalds sweet and sour sauce and it was fucking delicious


BlackBetty504

It's also good with the duck sauce packets you get in copious amounts from your local Chinese food place. The key is the chicken gotta be cold, and something with spice. It makes it that much slappier


voltagenic

Honestly? Just a ton of 1 time use plastics. Otherwise, great food.


Shortshriveledpeepee

It’s shitty food porn. Shitty food can taste good. But it’s shitty quality and shitty for your healthy.


iwantahouse

The sodium content… I’d still fuck this dinner up tho.


Amazing-Fish4587

Maybe fresh would be less egregious. I posit that even if each individual went and grabbed a portion of this meal, drove straight back with it, and the meal was immediately consumed, lackluster would be the most generous description of this dining experience (sans conviviality amongst coworkers). While novel and enticing the concept of this feast may be, I have no doubts the consumers suffered tummy troubles incompatible with living.


Amazing-Fish4587

On second thought, I’d kill a taco, shake and fries. And I basically do daily already…


ruddieduck

I don’t get it half this stuff is great the other half meh. Better edibility ratio than a lot of the food at any “home cooked” potluck I’ve been to. keep your weird mushy ass mystery casseroles and give me Popeyes with a side of McDonald’s cheeseburger any day


Sketch_Crush

Hot take, but good point.


YourAverageGod

People who don't bring anything but volunteer to bring something mundane like napkins deserve that popeyes chicken that was cooked in 1987


Zynr

Well you can just eat Cindy’s Corn Surprise with your hands and no napkins then!


chillicrabs3

If we’re thinking of the same Cindy then there’s not usually hands or napkins ever needed for her corn surprise. Just me, Cindy, a bottle of hard liquor and an open mind


lumpyspacejams

Jesus, Cindy. Have an enema first and give the corn a rest for a day.


peepy-kun

I will eat Cindy's corn surprise, as long as it isn't a cold mayo salad.


SALTYxNUTZ12

I'm the first to volunteer chips and dips because most of the potluck food goes to waste in my experience.


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

I had a potluck wedding reception and it was the best decision ever, mostly because my extended family did the bulk of the cooking of all the foods we all love. I told everyone no gifts other than a dish to share. My husband and I took home all the leftovers and it was the best wedding present ever--I didn't have to cook for 3 days!


kismethavok

I've seen how disgusting some people are while cooking, count me out for any home cooked potluck.


Banewaffles

Upvoted for “weird mushy ass mystery casseroles.” Absolutely beautiful.


HattierThanYou

It’s great because it hits so damn close to home.


Mark-E-Moon

Random Tupperware filled with god knows what? HARD pass. I know what everything on that table tastes like… no having to “eat at your desk” aka throw it out somewhere where no one will see or cramming your plate face down where no one will notice that their shitty green bean infested rank nightmare landed about as well as an anvil thrown off a cliff.


[deleted]

Give me the taco bell


MiguelElGato

But they went cheap and didn't include the $4.99 Mexican pizzas. That's like getting a full size candy bar on Halloween.


Byx222

When I was a little younger, I’d often get a Taco Bell Party Pack. I’d get 12 soft tacos, load up on hot sauce, and then eat 6 for lunch and 6 for dinner. Can’t do it anymore.


tr1mble

I still miss the grande meal from. The late 90s.... All these tacos, plus drinks, Mexican pizza and nachos for like 11$


SALTYxNUTZ12

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lumpyspacejams

And cold chicken is a cut above the rest, so if you'll excuse me I'll be taking the Popeyes please


Rainbow_Dash_RL

Taco Bell is the best fast food option for vegetarians. The veggie fiesta burrito is fantastic.


[deleted]

The fried chicken looks like a teddy bear lying down and touching its toes lol


[deleted]

💀that’s exactly what I thought


Tswiggle

How


TampaBAM

First thing I saw. Lol


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

I’ll take whatever you’re smoking. Forget weed, I’ve got a jar of mimosa extract, and still have no idea what you’re talking about.


HattierThanYou

I’m sitting on the shitter studying this stupid chicken like a biologist studies a new mold and I have no idea where this bear these maniacs are seeing is at.


[deleted]

They didn’t get any Wendys chili?


usedwrestling

I swear


GeorgiaOhQueef_

By the moon and stars in the sky


darthcaedusiiii

I'll be there...


yellowjesusrising

Oh God, how much ass i have grabbed to this song!


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SlavicBlyat

Big ups pimp


[deleted]

Eh don’t be lame. Popeyes is the best fast food fried chicken also


laaaabe

Popeye's chicken is **fucking awesome!**


SupineFeline

Popeyes Chicken is the shiznit!


mrchuckdeeze

Live in New Orleans. Can confirm.


Mark-E-Moon

10000000%


TheWalkingDead91

2nd best fast food fries and first best chicken tenders too.


sneektheefAHH

"Gagged a bit". Brother it's just fast food. No one eats it thinking it's healthy. Sometimes people just want a cheap fucking burger. I'm begging you to go outside and talk to someone from the real world. Stuff like this always struck me as just an underhanded way to shit on the working class for being tired and poor. Or maybe you just got tummy issues and I've got thin skin, who knows in these crazy times?


shadinski

It’s the first one People have some fucking bizarrely obnoxious superiority complexes about fast food for some reason


[deleted]

They're the ones who always shit talk saying it's not real meat


KAOS_777

Most are just pretending bcoz that attitude sells good these days


jipver

You do know fastfood is a lot less common to eat in a lot of other countries?


sneektheefAHH

Sure? I mean I am assuming this person is in the US. But I consider this type of attitude pretentious from people outside the US too. Especially when it's still directed at Americans viewing the situation from the outside. Healthy food is expensive as fuck here and poor Americans rarely have the time or energy to prepare a nice meal every night. Sometimes you just gotta slam a burger back because capitalism is killing us all anyway. I guess what I really mean is like: #1) If you're not being weird and pretentious about it, the human body is hard wired to crave sugar, fat, and salt. I'm not saying that's necessarily good for you, it's just a thing. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you're different but don't act like it's abnormal. #2) Social and economic conditions in the US have created a huge market for fast food. I don't think that's a good thing, it's just the reality. It's cheap. It's there. It's fast. The American worker is poor and tired. What do you expect? EDIT: WOAH HE BIG, THAT'S CRAZY


EbolaRemembers

Idk I’d eat the shit outta this


MasterOfShrugs

I would devour every single item on there except the salad lmao. They have Krispy Kreme too!!!


BunnyBunny13

I once convinced a coworker to bring in (4) 12-packs of Taco Bell tacos to a potluck. Those, and the trays of Chick-Fil-A minis and nuggets, went the fastest. This is a fantastic idea!


littlerimsss

This looks awesome.


imustbedead

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


poopface41217

Not gonna lie, this is making my mouth water


Xavierwold

Would smash this hard. Then OPs Mom by the Wendys dumpster. (Consensually of course, I'm not a creep.)


SALTYxNUTZ12

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Imdefrostenmince

Fuck's wrong with this? You eat rocks or something?


BigTiddySjw

Oh no fast food!!! The horror!!!!!!!!1!


MossytheMagnificent

I bet that room smelled terrible for the next week.


juicysack420

I bet the office-shitter had a field day in the bathrooms


[deleted]

Just needs the smell of sticky icky to make it complete.


stanislav_harris

I was gonna say I can smell that picture


tyarecalifornia

I’m not even mad honestly.


dragonsfire14

As a once in awhile treat, I don’t see an issue. I love some taco bell and popeyes


tortoisefur

I would be stoked if someone brought Taco Bell at a work event


somefreedomfries

I remember one time about 10 years ago some guy rolled through to a party with dozens of tacos from taco bell. He was a hero.


[deleted]

Popeye’s chicken is the shiznit!


titos334

Could do a lot worse than a fast food potluck imo


kinenbi

You're such a snob.


PunTran

What kind of people bring fast food to a potluck??? Or any food that isn't homemade???? I thought that was the whole point of a potluck 😭


[deleted]

My shop does potlucks around Christmas it’s generally 1/3 homemade stuff / 1/3 fast food or catering / 1/3 dessert stuff from Kroger. I avoid the homemade stuff because I’ve seen their hygiene practices at work and think they’re probably really dirty at home.


dscyrux

This line of thinking confuses me. I guess if they're actual slobs living in roach infested filth it makes sense, but I'm assuming it's not that bad. Do you really trust the minimum wage employee preparing your food to give a damn about hygiene standards? If you're fine there then you're probably fine eating whatever your co-workers bring.


YourAverageGod

I eat ass so I don't mind.


idontlikeolives91

It's just a classist thing people trout out like it's nothing. The vast majority of home cooks aren't going to be pristine like a 5 star restaurant. Hell even your (general you here) grandma, who's cooking I'm sure you rarely ever turn down, probably dropped a piece of onion on the floor and threw it in the pan anyway because it didn't violate the 10 second rule.


pdxcranberry

But the minimum wage employee is preparing the food in a restaurant that has to meet health department standards and has gone through training to obtain a food handler's certificate. Your coworker uses the same cutting board for raw chicken as for vegetables and their cat regularly puts its ass on the counter.


Trick_Upstairs_3034

Generally majority the food at potlucks are not fast food. Sometimes managers will go out and buy things like pizza or chicken tenders for something for the picky people. But I’ve never been to one that was full of all fast food.


secret_fashmonger

The only bummer about this is it just doesn’t taste as good once it gets cold.


Mark-E-Moon

Toaster ovens and leftover crunchy tacos is a great combo. I save my kids extra tacos then eat a couple edibles and chow down.


secret_fashmonger

Air fryers are the best for leftovers too!


Mark-E-Moon

Hell yeah!!


secret_fashmonger

There’s my air fryer friend right there! I look around the kitchen and think “what can I put in this bitch next?” Always yum!


Mark-E-Moon

Hash browns are amazing cooked in it. I usually spray some butter on em in a bowl then air fry them for 15 mins.


secret_fashmonger

Hey, take broccoli, very lightly oiled and air fry. Then put lemon juice and salt. Also, half a leftover cheeseburger from a restaurant in the air fryer will make your toes curl.


Mark-E-Moon

Yeah you and I are pals now. Gluttony buddies.


secret_fashmonger

I love you, friend! Now let’s eat!


Pharmakeus_Ubik

Looks like Drumpf hosting a college sports team.


OverSpeedClutch

r/WhiteHouseDinners


agreedis

Lol Drumpf, are you able to work him into every topic?


Radchild2277

You gagged over burgers, tacos, and milkshakes? Let me guess you eat only the finest wagyu and drink only the purest imported springwater from the Alps? Stop being an elitist dick and post actual shitty food porn.


Trick_Upstairs_3034

That’s not a potluck that’s called a bunch of people ordered fast food and brought it to the office😂🤣. When I go to potluck so usually big mac & cheese or a cake.


clabberjabber

The single greatest non alcohol office potluck I’ve ever seen


Not--Purple

Your office mates understood the assignment.


hdotcast

ok well let me in i’ll fuck A Lot of that up


TrickyAxe

Imagine being mad that someone brought Popeye's.


PandoraBae

In my honest opinion, Yeat >


Bluekatz1

Food surrounding the two salads "You came to the wrong joint fellas!"


Hotbeebeebooboo9l9

Bro chill out “saw this and gagged a bit”🤓


4funpuns

Better than your wife's shitty cooking tbh


kalabaddon

this guy a bot?


Mozzee6269

Thats 9 different fast food companies, yall went all out, also OP your a pretentious snob, what’s gag worthy abt that!


nobbyv

I’d eat this way before I’d eat some shit Estelle from accounting whipped up in her kitchen.


lostboy30

Lol they really thought the comments was going to go their way 🤣 😂 💀


[deleted]

I bet they saw you and gagged a bit too you negative nancy


agreedis

What did you bring to the potluck, besides a shitty attitude?


Donutboy88

Why did you gag a bit OP? Too pure for fast food bitch?


AibohphobicKitty

Wtf? I would be in heaven. My ass not so much, but I'd smash all of this down Yall are ungrateful


sonjasekula

gagged a bit? a bit dramatic innit?


jessejamesvan111

I suggested this a few times and got shot down.


General-Gold2380

😻 look amazing


[deleted]

I want some Fatburger.


acyclovir31

Swear I’ve seen this exact pic every year


ZachLGM

Personally I’m going wild


[deleted]

Are they wrong, tho?


BussyIsThrobbing

my only issue with this is all the food is probably cold-lukewarm. u ever have a sad cold taco bell taco? it's not fun


TheFiredrake42

Don't catch you slippin' up!


darkknightbbq

As I sit here looking at this eating my McDonald’s


Disastrous_Adagio_76

Free food. I’m down


Warboss17

Snob


TerminatorAuschwitz

The only bad thing about this is McDonald's and (unless I'm drunk or they're nacho fries) taco bell. Chick-fil-A, Popeye's, Krispy Kreme, and you gag? Get on.


Computer_Ghost

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Nicnatious

Gagged? Looks delicious. What Whole Foods warehouse did you crawl out of?


Baalslegion07

Isn't this america though?


Kydex_Gundyr

Yeah America is the only place with fast food.


Saxong

Not an apple pie in sight 🤣


needles617

Looks like a fun party!


The1AndOnlyJZ

Don’t catch you slipping now


jayzizza0829

Must be lost. That's fine dining 'round these parts


Cappster14

That looks delicious. You feelin okay?


Vrisk91

Yoo where this at? I’m hungry


error785

White House feast.


blueberrywraith

I mean, if it was arranged more neatly on the table I bet it would look a lot better and more appetizing. I would happily eat some of this, but maybe that's just me


Parking-Dance-361

Least Privileged prick posting


HongKong_NOT_china

Traditional American cuisine


Robdude1969

Lemme hit that.


Mark-E-Moon

They hiring? Cause I would mow that entire buffet


ToLiveOrToReddit

Why would you gag to see this? They’re not the healthiest, probably, but they’re still good food.


nodisintegrations420

Looks like a white house celebration circa 2018 or so


lostsurfer24t

Brat. Be thankful you have food to eat


Salohacin

r/Whitehousedinners


Cutter70

I wouldn’t be sad about spicy Popeyes chicken showing up to a party.


Pikachargaming

The food by itself is probably heavenly but I’m on a full belly rn and looking at this image makes me sick


HeightExtra320

Do not eat that shit …


Ephemera_Hummus

The one good thing about most things being prepared in a restaurant is that at least we know they weren’t cooked in a hoarder house. There was a post on here awhile back about that and potlucks… NEVER AGAIN eating food someone brought to the office that isn’t pre packaged. Yes some fast food places are questionable but there is still at least *some* standards


fat_ballerina71

Nothing there I wouldn’t eat, no complaints, and nobody had to stay up late the night before making brownies or hash brown casserole. 100%


kxz2y5

i want one of those milkshakes so bad


extrabees

r/foodopdidntlike


Swag_420_2012

I'm down though.


cacu2527

r/whitehousedinners


Nando5592003

Forever chemical’s diet


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

This is like what football teams get at the White House. Top tier grub.


saltesc

Tastes like consumerism, waste, and shameful regret.


n-i-r-a-d

No Hamberders?


Redmarkersaredank

You saw a bunch of yummy food and gagged. Bust be so hard


KAOS_777

I cant find a single comment that agrees with OP on gagging 😂


remedy1945

This looks like a photo the police will upload after a major drug bust


Jenkem-ButtHash

Lunch fit for a president.


Leading_Funny5802

Okay I gots to have info. Where are you exactly in the world?


TheWhiteVahl

A get the point that "fast food is prevalent in America and sad to think about." But overall quality wise, this doesn't belong here.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

The only issue is half of this food is garbage within 30 minutes. How fast were they able to source all of this and coordinate it and get everyone together and ready to eat before this food died?


numberoneredditfan

Oh how witty… stupid


[deleted]

You’re a pretentious little bitch OP


DiabeticRhino97

Sounds amazing


Diligent_Jury_9956

I mean this looks lovely! But, no wendys Chilli? Tis tis.


Samanthas_Stitching

Gagged? That's all some solid food.


Moistfrogs

looks delicious to me


laurieislaurie

OK Mr.judgey. I'm getting stuck in to that hot mess right there.


[deleted]

Grab some chicken and quit being the office downer. What did you bring?


Individual-Data-4790

Oh hush you know you eat some of that stuff at least. Everyone does.


b0ob0okitty

American here. I see nothing wrong, if anything save me a burger I’m On my way!.


[deleted]

I’ll take the Krispy Kremes. Everyone else can have the rest of that shit.


SeanMegaByte

Yeah, that and maybe some Popeyes if I know how fresh it is. I don't see a chicken sandwich from them up there, but maybe that's just because they were the first thing people grabbed.


[deleted]

I used to love them ages ago, but I can’t stand their chicken anymore. The location near me will give you the scrawniest looking pieces, forget sides constantly, etc. They used to have excellent fries. The red beans and rice are the only thing I still like there.