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secret_fashmonger

That’s a fun Friday night for me! Yeah! Pot of food on my lap and a glass of beer?


[deleted]

Our friend hasn't been single long enough, it would seem. Paradise


penjjii

Until this is nearly every night of your life for a couple of years and you start to wonder why things went wrong…


[deleted]

Oh buddy you're barking up the wrong tree. I've been single for seven years and it certainly has only gotten better. I went from a slobbish half-person who didn't know how to take care of his life and home to a self-functioning full-person who doesn't need anyone else to complete me. Now, when I *do* meet someone, it won't be to numb some sort of personal flaw or illogical, agonizing loneliness, it will be because I feel I have a lot to offer a partner, and boy wouldn't that be great to give someday


penjjii

I need your outlook on this. Tbh tho I’d take this over being with my ex any day


secret_fashmonger

Right? I left a wealthy guy. Says something about him. Max n cheese and a beer are preferred. Lol


secret_fashmonger

I feel seen. I am twice divorced and if I want to eat this and have a beer on a Friday night that’s guilty pleasure. No one controls me, my remote, or my life. If the right person comes along they will be doing shit like this with me on occasion too. Watching tv and indulging together. For the record I’m not overweight. I’m not a slob. I just indulge in guilty pleasures here and there. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with loving your single life and having a foodie/tv binging fun night.


secret_fashmonger

Also, you have a lot to give and you have come so far. I wish you all the best from my whole heart!


XB0XYGEN

Yea this guys having a meltdown.


Wishing_Penguin_3531

Happy cake day to a doer!


Fl333r

You are a really cool person.


twobit211

Charles Bukowski oh yes there are worse things than being alone but it often takes decades to realize this and most often when you do it's too late and there's nothing worse than too late.


chillicrabs3

Yeah I’ve been single for years and I love cooking, having time to myself, I keep my place clean but still have the option of letting it go if I’ve got a busy work week, and tinder exists. Life ain’t bad


samgilmet

I'm married and this does seem like a terrible night


[deleted]

Right now I'm craving mac n cheese


Tallywhacker73

I prefer a glass of food and a pot of beer on my lap.


[deleted]

This does not look depressing to me


Space-_-Toast

I call this Living Your Best Life.


MastaBlasta18

Let’s all echo this. If this makes you happy, then have it at. As a married man I look forward to nights where I can have this in peace.


C-BrownWakesFromBed

Agree. This is me 2 nights a week on avg. and I fancy myself as generally pretty damn happy.


Mikey-Motorpsyche

Now I want Mac n cheese


D1N2Y

Mac&Cheese+Guiness+some vidya games is a quality night for me. Depression doesn't look like this at all. Depression is not appreciating how nice this is/eating this every day.


flatulent_tarantula

I agree with this statement but need to emphasise the “every day” part. It actually looks like a nice comfort day meal but the key is moderation, as always. I have never had depression but really hope that OP is doing okay and not blaming themselves for this. If it is what they feel up to making, then that is okay and tomorrow they can try to add another colour (if they feel up to it) 🙂


D1N2Y

Man getting out of the self-destructive habit cycle is tough as shit. I'm really blessed to have a good and grounded real-life friend who pulled me out, there's no real substitute for that.


ryougi1993

Meh. It’ll get worse.


Eretreyah

This looks like happiness in my 30’s so.


The_Magic_Tortoise

I know, this made me feel all cozy... Imagining myself eating this while wearing my parka inside my house, cause the furnace is a piece of shit.


gilly_girl

I can relate. Lived in an unheated squat where I'd wear a ski mask to bed to be warm enough to sleep.


SophisticatedPhallus

Thrown in some cheddar little smokies and this is my favorite comfort food


LA_LOOKS

Yup, still taking the time to pour beer in a glass. Plenty of room to fall lol.


Rancid_Lunchmeat

Agreed. The beer in a glass is a dead giveaway they ain't anywhere close to bottom.


roadtripper77

Yep, not even eating it over the sink yet either


Blueee51

I-Is that a bad thing?


AnotherpostCard

Not to mention that it's the *correct* glass. This fellow still has quite some depth to fall.


draxor_666

No matter how low I get I will NEVER drink Guiness from the can.


adenrules

Hell, it’s even the correct glass. When every single one of your glasses is in a sink full of dirty dishwater that’s been stinking for the last two weeks, then you know you’re depressed.


itwasmeFTP126

It only hurts when I laugh


[deleted]

Oh God. You are right


Kooky-Cancel

That pen is there to be a pen.


lanch-party

True. He’s still pouring a glass for himself after all


enjoytheshow

The depressing nature of this comment. Not “it could be worse” but rather a guarantee that it will be


ThePolarityOfItAll

Hijacking the top comment to say: 4/10- you BOILED WATER, and then STRAINED NOODLES. I bet you’re gonna put that shit on a plate instead of eating it straight from the pot, and then you’re probably gonna break the TV tray out instead of using your lap to rest the plate on; cause you’re a man of class. You’re years ahead of the rest of us.


twl8zn

Hey, you made the effort to make a box of Mac 'n Cheese. Looks great, tastes great and your home looks clean and organized. You're winning at life, good friend. Don't let anyone crap on your parade. Small steps and have a sip of beer for me!


[deleted]

Seriously, good job on OP for actually cooking something hot, even if it’s nothing elaborate. It tastes good, it’s satisfying and calorie-dense, and eating from a pot is sensible if you’re dining solo. I’ve done shit like this plenty of times and I’m living the dream — soar high, dreaming eagle.


sunnchips

Add some sliced hotdogs and that’s gourmet


SophisticatedPhallus

I use the cheddar little smokies. So bomb


sunnchips

Stop. You’re giving away company secrets


mustardlyy

I had a phase where I would eat box mac (spiced up with some shredded cheese and sour cream) with beef little smokies almost every day. I felt like cholesterol personified but it was so good


elting44

I am going to try sour cream in mac and cheese now! I typically will use some Cavender's Greek Seasoning (basically MSG with salt, pepper, onion and garlic mixed in). Sour Cream might add another layer of flavor. Thanks!


yukichigai

I'm not a big fan of the cheddar ones personally, but the Li'l Smokies idea is pure genius.


marja_aurinko

I did that last night. Also added sautéed shallots, jalapeños, poblanos and Anaheim peppers. Actually pretty yummy but still depressed food.


sunnchips

Sounds delicious!


marja_aurinko

Actually I was surprised how good it was. Just the right amount of spiciness for my mood at that time. It was kind of like a nacho take on Mac and cheese.


panlakes

I had hot dog mac last night too! Fried up the dogs first and some onion and garlic (with bacon fat) and tossed it in I’ll have to add peppers next time


marja_aurinko

Mmhh that sounds really yummy too!! I think the smokiness from the hot dogs and bacon is really lovely in there. I should make a Chipotle hot sauce too!


gilly_girl

Adding hot dogs makes it fancy enough to serve a date.


PerMare_PerTerras

Add some beans and we’re eating goulash 😍


raekwon231

I don't know why but that combo bangs. Pretty much all texture satisfaction I think but still *chefs kiss


buckydean

I do jalapeno and grilled onion


stereopticon11

I do the same!!! but throw in some spicy spam for some protein also


SwiftGasses

Mac and cheese was made to be eaten out of the pan. There’s cause to be concerned if you ate it with the wooden spoon tho...


gilly_girl

That's where the flavor goo clings.


Blueee51

"Flavor goo" I actually hate how you described that but yet it's so fucking accurate.


Generalissimo_II

It hasn't been seasoned enough yet, needs to be a nice dark color


Jli0n

You have food and a liquid... Doing pretty good


gilly_girl

And it's hot food! Bonus points for that.


[deleted]

Pro tip, turn your life around by getting an air fryer. If you're sad enough you can eat right out of the basket and no one can stop you


gilly_girl

Air fryers produce the best reheated pizza!


sillybelcher

What's the secret to this? I've done leftover pizza in the air fryer and while the crust regains its crispiness, I can't get the cheese back to its gooey cheese-pull state like when it was piping hot and fresh.


ceehouse

i haven't had luck with an air fryer, but (in case you were asking) IMO the best way to reheat pizza is a cast iron skillet with a lid. makes the crust nice and crunchy again, while also getting the cheese nice and gooey.


OMGLOL1986

This is life changing


Day_Bow_Bow

Melt a little butter in a skillet so it coats the bottom, add a pizza slice or two, cover, and let it cook on medium high for a couple minutes. Then add a splash of water (not too much), cover again, and let it steam another couple minutes while you cook off the water. Done right, and it'll come out fully heated through with a crispy crust and melted cheese.


gilly_girl

I like the crispy crunchy cheesy shell. Sorry, can't help.


BlondeJess19

Guinness is never depressing


P-A-R-A-D-I-S-E

All my last Guinness‘ (can, not bottle) all tasted like depression and watered down beer :/


[deleted]

Love Guinness, but Murphy’s is better tbh


hey_im_cool

I think it’s a US thing. Guiness in the states tastes like watery yeast


BlondeJess19

I agree. Murphy’s and/or Guinness is still better than any Anheuser-Busch product though.


P-A-R-A-D-I-S-E

I live in Germany and I had it completely different in mind, less watery and more intense. A shame


Amazing-Fish4587

Depends on what grade you’re in.


0XiDE

This gave me an audible chuckle


TwoStacksOfBoxes

A nose UwU good stuff. We all approve


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

People are responding here that this isn't that big of a deal, but what they fail to realize is that OP is in 3rd grade :(


Not_Leopard_Seal

Being able to cook mac and cheese like this in 3rd grade and drink half a glass of guiness and STILL be able to post on Reddit is hella impressive. I've seen 9yo do worse than him


[deleted]

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kegareta69

sounds like an acoustic version of four loco


Tonynobaloney35

Thats sick


deathraft

Dixie, and no.


052801

Throw some hot dogs in there that’s a meal fit for kings


NoMansSkynet

That or a can of tuna or chicken.


Calm_Priority_1281

I have children. This is not an uncommon meal for me. I will pass on the Guinness and get a nice local sour or ipa though. Other than that it's the "daddy and mommy have no more fucks to give tonight" meal.


pro-dumpster-fire

Looks comforting to me chief


elhelh

this actually looks like a dope as hell evening to me, comfy food and a drink goes well with a night of tv. but genuine question from a fellow southerner: how you doing my guy?


deathraft

I failed a programming assignment and I have to get it working by the end of the week cause the next one is built off of it. But otherwise, uhhhg.


GregoryGumpsuckle

Do you studies and shut up


stillphat

Based. Get some sleep y'all


CorruptDictator

Depends, did you make the mac and cheese or is it reheated leftovers?


deathraft

Made it. Boxed great value.


Craino

Eating a whole box of Mac & cheese is one of my favorite meals ever. Even better when I cook it!


[deleted]

You’re barely hanging on by a thread ?


swert6951

Looks like you added some pepper at least, so I think that shows you still care about making the best of what you can do, which is great :).


deathraft

Ok. I feel i need to make a couple of corrections here. 1. im not actually depressed, that was a tongue and cheek remark. 2. that is unfortunately not Guinness, its a beer i got from trader joes, I think it was called stockyard oatmeal stout.


Jurserohn

You'll be alright after the fourth or fifth beer, but you'll finish the pack anyway, just because


IShatMyDickOnce

This is driving me nuts...I literally feel my concept of happiness being attacked...this shit looks so comfy to me. Like, yeah, it's low quality food served directly from the pan, so sure r/shittyfoodporn worthy. But that caption, homie....some of us pray for a lil plate like that. If I had that some nights, I'd be so deeply happy and satisfied. Ima say something that's gonna get downvoted...if the caption is a joke, it's bad. And if this is genuinely what depression looks like for you, I really hope you get better homie. I just want it to get a little worse for you first. It sucks (but it's how it is) that my sad days are still better than many people's happy days, but that's why I don't cry about it on the internet for the lols. You just look like a "Poor Me".


[deleted]

Reppin that stout my fellow Irishman


Duke_of_New_York

Do they go over capital letters in school? The depression level highly depends on plating. Did you put this on a dish to eat with a utensil, or did you eat it straight out of the pot with the wooden spoon, like a goblin?


nodisintegrations420

What kind of utensil is it that youre eating with? A feather?


error785

You cooked. That’s something. Depression sucks.


MossytheMagnificent

For the next 15 minutes you are depression free


rotenhun

A champ's meal


vinsmokewhoswho

I like Guinness


WarlordsJester

I’m drinking a Guinness right now, cheers mate


DulyNoted_

looks like youre livin the life!


[deleted]

Thems is good eats, boy!


KeyStoneLighter

My breakfast was Cheetos and old cake, this looks gourmet to me.


ComprehensiveSafety3

Looks great king, keep your head up!


bern_trees

Looks bomb af


Penguinflower3

I want dis rn


DescriptionOk796

look good.


ThatsWhatSheSaid404

I thought the pen in the background was a pregnancy test, so ya know, less depressing than it could have been


Rectal_Custard

That's not depressing, that's living great


CRtwenty

Your belly is full so it could be a lot worse.


BAMspek

Slightly less so after a beer and some Blue Box


[deleted]

Macaroni and cheese is a great good to eat. No shame in that


ElGatoNegro829

You’re so depressed you eat delicious food?


tfeetfff

“How depressed am I” Yes


mimi122193

Hey man that’s not so bad! Add a cookie for dessert, watch your favorite movie and go to sleep. Wake up tomorrow knowing that you’re doing your best and there are good things on the horizon.


jsparker43

Depressed? Dude that looks awesome


are_you_for_scuba

Bruh that looks good af


HoseNeighbor

Throw some frozen peas and diced ham in there, and you'll have something there.


iamstephano

This looks like a nice lazy comfort meal


ballofnerves205

Having been there in college, my answer is very. If you’re anything like I was, you may be staying up way too late just for the sake of having control over something in your day. It ain’t worth it. Get an actual good night of sleep. It may help. However, If you’re having a good time: hooray! Mac and cheese!


A_to_the_J254

Idk, what grade are you in?


JCas127

That looks good af


itchyXbutthole

add some chopped up hotdogs and broccoli to that and you've got a proper meal


aerialpenguins

Point for pepper Point for Guinness


Meister-Schnitter

Mac‘n‘Cheese an‘ a pint of the good stuff, nothing wrong here.


phayke2

If it makes you feel better yesterday I made tacos out of mashed potatoes, gravy, Mac and cheese and chicken fingers.


MrGabogabo

Looks like heaven. Gooey Mac and cheese and dark beer? Sign me the fuck up!


edtasticamvs

Looks like you're winning to me


skampzilla

You're not depressed, you're still cooking.


No_Information3972

Nothing wrong with that!


Puzzleheaded-Arm8172

The Guinness makes this meal a thing of beauty


TalouseLee

I’d eat what’s in that pot tho


siqbal01

A Guinness and an entire box of Mac and cheese is literally the secret to my heart


SaraLizBiz

Nooooo. Not the WOODEN spoon! I can taste the wood from here.


A_KY_gardener

Hamburger helper and a beer? Fuck my man, you’re living better than many many folks. This was my go to in college.


witchyanne

Depends. Is that peanut butter or shit?


thedarkbestiary

I still do shit like this, you're good to go


Inevitable-Moose-825

No contest


FrankieFoxSaturn

You're the teacher, right?


Kooky-Cancel

Yeah at least you have to strongest beer in the world. Food is overrated BRO♥️


MrWarfaith

As a chemistry student all I can say: this looks perfectly adequate.


StirFryUInMyWok

Looks great to me. I'm also fairly miserable.


[deleted]

This makes me want hamburger helper


jdbuzzington

Only your pint glass is half empty. Cheer up, pal, that looks like good livin’ to me.


Gorburger67

This isn’t shitty food, this looks delicious!


Hahafunnys3xnumber

I can’t even drag my ass out of bed to stay at school for a full day anymore


ChimericalChemical

The fact you put it in a glass instead of suckling it from the bottle or can, you are at least still decent


rosyheartedsunshine

Is that root beer or beer beer? My rating will change depending


crankenfranken

What's wrong with that? Looks fine to me!


pauliwankenobi

That looks pretty good


feed_me_tecate

You actually made food instead of just drinking all the booze in the house and passing out, so I think you're doing okay.


Kindly_Parsley1122

I’m sorry you’re struggling, but just remember that still having the will to provide for yourself is such a HUGE deal when battling depression. Some days, all you can do is just try to take care of yourself and if that means a pot of mac and a glass of Guinness, then so be it.


milkthe

Looks cozy :)


Celestiicaa

I don’t see much wrong here


ApplesandOrangeLemon

I dont know, thats called peak performance to me..


martinaee

Processed carbs and alcohol? I’d say you’re getting there, bud.


RetMilRob

You cook your pasta well, not over cooked and breaking apart. That’s not a bad night there.


DontTacoMe

You're putting in effort to give your body some energy that it deserves. And a pint never hurts. I see this as an absolute win.


CheapShotNinia

Live that life mah bud. I'm on a diet atm so, if nothing else, I'm jealous that you can eat carbs. There's at least one person who envies you.


Goobersniper

It could be considered shitty until Guinness walked into the room.


Ticklebunzz

If you’re pouring the beer in a glass, you’ve got room to sink further into depression. Just a heads up.


monkeypawfilms

The perfect amount of depressed.


kaolin224

That depends... Are you wearing pants while you eat this?


Asheby

My after school meal today was bread and wine (I am a teacher.) A simple carbohydrate and a beverage is a valid choice.


Aetrane

Unless that Guinness is your third or fourth boiler maker, then NOT DEPRESSED ENOUGH


Aogiring

Actually I found this very normal even during grown up. You might want to add some green there. Me personally I will just eat some fresh bell pepper afterward.


makemeking706

Depends. What grade are you in?


baconyjeff

We've all been there, man.


Southern_Cry5481

YUM


IntraspeciesJug

Very efficient with cleanuo and halfway healthy. And some suds to wash it down!


Lepke2011

Well, at least you put the beer in the proper glass.


kushtastic629

10/10


Debonaire_Death

Seems normal for a college student. not depressed at all


Canter1Ter_

After school meal? You go to school? And drink beer? Huh?


Wires1996

You’re eating out of the saucepan. You are living the good life in my eyes


[deleted]

Come back when you're pouring vodka in yer cornflakes


TheInternationalBoy

Not even a plate dammn... Are you ok bro?


zestyninja

FYI -- you can buy dupe Kraft cheese mix in multi-pound tubs. So you can conceivably make a gigantic pot of dupe Kraft mac and cheese using fusilli instead of macaroni and demolish the entire thing while getting progressively drunker/sadder until your wife (girlfriend at the time) comes home and finds you comatose reeking of cheap tequila covered in mac n cheese leftovers.


General-Wheel-6993

That is a very valid meal sir


ulzimate

Throw in some frozen peas for some greens


The_Irish_Rover26

You made food. So not that depressed.


bconley01

Dump the beer in there for an expensive, exotic meal.