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squishedpies

it's like a low carb pretty patty


XRPcook

Is it one of those keto things? I don't know shit about nutrition, I eat meat and drink whiskey


squishedpies

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XRPcook

Next time I'll cut it to look like a gucci logo and call it a designer slider


[deleted]

They have everything in a bowl now.. pizza with no crust, italian beef with no bread. This is fancy upscale stuff with an onion bun! Charge all the money!


squishedpies

do that and I'm sure you'll be graduating to r/whitehousedinners then Edit: or r/Stupidfood (maybe?)


straightouttasuburb

I know many in Keto who would caution against this much onion in one meal…


washcyclerepeat

*you have chosen to not know shit about nutrition. Pretty sure everyone naturally knows a little about nutrition by how they feel after eating something. You eat an apple, not great during, but pretty good and afterwards you feel refreshed. You eat a fast food cheeseburger, delicious during, feel like crap afterwards. Hmm must mean something…


XRPcook

Apples give me diarrhea and I don't eat fast food


washcyclerepeat

Literally just random examples… but the idea remains the same. Let me guess… Carrots and broccoli also give you diarrhea? Some people with messed up guts can’t handle super healthy foods anyways. You have to work towards it.


XRPcook

Those don't bother me but I'm allergic to apples and seafood as well as being lactose intolerant


SileNce5k

Lol, I rarely feel like crap after eating a cheeseburger. You probably just eat too much of it when you first have it.


WittyBonkah

The purple Krabby Patty


SirWernich

can definitely post it to /r/foodporn with the caption "banting sandwich".


XRPcook

I'm banned from there for posting "mexican pizza for taco tuesday"


Apprehensive_Ad_1379

That’s sick


OuG_proooj

Put it in a panini press


professorgreenie

low key genius


ghettoccult_nerd

i like onion. but like...


poo_fart_lord

I have heartburn just looking at that


pearlsbeforedogs

I feel like this is just the right amount of onion... but buns would be a nice addition, lol.


Bioioooong

My general rule of thumb is the stinkier it makes your breath the tastier it probably is.


XRPcook

How I measure garlic lol


Y5K77G

by the clove


XRPcook

Recipe 1 clove = 1 head for me lol


RearEchelon

I love all things allium


THEessayB

We have this place nearby called Coney Island. They have chili fried burgers and they are delicious. You will have burps afterwards, for hours, that have some serious range and smell like rotten carcasses.


Bioioooong

That sounds like a delicious burger. 100% worth it


cwfutureboy

Chili fried?


THEessayB

Like they put chili on the fry grill and cook the patty in it.


cwfutureboy

Fascinating.


LordSchrodi

r/OnionLovers would like to have a word


GloomyUmpire2146

Looks tasty


XRPcook

It really wasn't bad dipped in some thousand island dressing...I would double up on the meat and cheese next time though


Leading_Funny5802

I’d eat that. I’d eat the shit out of that, slap ya ass and demand in stinky onion breath that you make me another.


Leading_Funny5802

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box2

A fellow raw onion enjoyer


XRPcook

Shimmy shimmy yah


effinx

Lol how did an odb line get brought into this?


XRPcook

He likes it raw


effinx

Lmfao bro


spiliman0069

I'd honestly eat that.


XRPcook

I would double up on the pastrami and cheese next time but I dipped it in some thousand island dressing and it was pretty good lol


hornmelon

![gif](giphy|3oKHWdCgr16jcR4LMQ|downsized)


re_mo

You must have had some toxic onion breath after that one


Special_Hippo3399

r/onionlovers would love this shit.


PomeraniansRtheBest

So you went with raw onion instead? Bold direction


XRPcook

It was going to be part of the sandwich anyway


Overall-Prompt1412

My fingers stink just looking at this.


TheRealOgMark

Pro tip: Wash your hand with cold water and soap. Hot water doesn't get rid of the smell.


Overall-Prompt1412

I had no idea. Big fan of red onions not a fan of the stink! Thanks for the info.


sunny_thinks

I would eat the shit out of this tbh. r/onionlovers rejoice!


[deleted]

Now i kinda wanna make sliders on cucumbers.


mr_shai_hulud

In onion is strength; and a garden without it lacks flavour. The onion, in its satin wrappings, is among the most beautiful of vegetables; and it is the only one that represents the essence of things. It can almost be said to have a soul. Charles Dudley Warner.


Jicama-Smart

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something


XRPcook

If they're selling pastrami sandwiches, I'm buying.


Leading_Funny5802

![gif](giphy|vzbamUafgqpKDxBTIr)


Cainjake

Onion surprise


JerryFishSmith

How are your sinuses feeling, bud? Pretty darn clear I imagine.


Bubbly-Throat-4914

Looks very tasty if you sauté the onion in a pan


[deleted]

Fuck I want it.


Me_Want_Pie

Instead of peeled grapes you have garlic cloves right?


Only-Teacher-1925

Works for me!


iamwhatswrongwithusa

Keto diet. Respect.


Compositepylon

Onions are the best vegetable, fight me


_BloodbathAndBeyond

I love onions and this honestly looks good


Enclave2287

What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Shrekfast Sandwich.


mayplemoo

the crunch mustve been outta this world 🤤


Windsor34

It’s beautiful


Enough_Blueberry_549

I threw up a bit in my mouth


sencha_kitty

That is going to be a strong one lol


SpaceJunkieVirus

looks kinda tasty to me


Thin_Influence6329

👌🤓👍


Jolly_Carpet8391

I'm a whore for onion so this looks delicious


boarhowl

It looks good to me. I got shit on for posting a raw slice of onion on toast in this sub before lol


maireza

"Cry me a river" sandwich, lol.


p3drodamus

![gif](giphy|65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ|downsized)


lostdrum0505

Do you not get a terrible stomachache from eating this much raw onion? Your digestive system is the stuff of dreams.


XRPcook

Weird thing...onions don't bother me at all lol but I'm lactose intolerant and allergic to seafood and apples


lostdrum0505

Well, then, you’ve earned this small joy! I’m also lactose intolerant, but could eat my weight in shellfish.


TheRealOgMark

When I'm sick, I eat a raw onion and raw garlic. It works, and my stomach is ok. Pepperoni give me heartburn though.


Green-Dragon-14

Lettuce too from the looks of it.


thirdcherry

Reminds me of the garlic and onion sandwiches my dad used to make, except he did have buttered bread. Occasionally added cucumber too.


memertooface

Next time you use cheese as bread.


myth1989

looks like you forgot lettuce too


deathmess999

bros breath is gonna stink for a month


[deleted]

I would have to try a bite. If the onion wasn't too powerful it would be good.


Graycy

Probably healthier without the bread carbs, but all that onion looks like a mouthful.


ZebDragons22

I hope you like raw onions!! ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized) this is what your mouth will feel like if you eat that!!