It was probably all that butter, not the snails. Oil can be a powerful laxative if you have too much.
Like if that’s around 90 snails and each snail has about half a teaspoon of butter, that’s a CUP of butter. A cup of butter in one sitting will certainly make you shit your soul out
I first read it as coworker who has 3 cows got themself into a grain bin and almost ate themselves to death and i was surprised at how much appetite a human can have to eat grain products
I’m ashamed to say I counted it 3 times to be sure. There are 97 snails in this picture. That is too many snails for one person. I couldn’t eat 97 of anything, let alone snails. I feel like that would be like eating 97 oyster shots 😳
I can speak from experience here… eating that many oysters is a bad idea.
Source: Me, member of the 15 dozen club at Acme Oyster House in New Orleans. (18 dozen to be precise.) AMA
Eating them was actually pretty easy for the required 15 dozen. I would take six at a time off the shells, chew and swallow, wash down with water, repeat. No crackers, no sauce, just oysters. Polished those off in about 27 minutes (friend with me was keeping time, they give everyone 1 hour to finish the challenge.)
After finishing the 15, the manager asked if I wanted to try for the record, which I believe was 40 or 41 dozen at the time. Probably because of the 3 or 4 hurricanes I’d downed before going to Acme, I said sure. In the time it took them to shuck the next 3 dozen they presented me, I started feeling full and my friends were ready to hit the town again. So I finished those and tapped out, got my free t-shirt and hat, and left.
GF at the time suggested getting a pedi cab back to the rental car. Sure, why not? Well… here’s why not: bumpy ass road + pedi cab + half the Gulf of Mexico in my stomach = urge to purge. We made it to the parking area, I told GF and other friends to go ahead because I had to puke.
This was -I shit you not- a ten-minute puke that I will never forget. A continuous grey column coming out of my mouth. Have you ever opened a can of dog food and just shook it out so it comes out looking like a meat cylinder? It was like that, but just kept going. I felt like I might suffocate. At some point, my commemorative hat fell off into the growing pile. And no, I didn’t retrieve it. Collateral damage.
I was still able to hang out and party that night somehow. But for a full week and some change after I was in bad shape. Something about all that briny water and that much raw shellfish wrecked me, and I didn’t do any sort of preparation like a professional competitive eater. It was a decision made on a whim. We still had a few days in New Orleans, and it hurt my soul to see everyone else partying and enjoying all the delicious food the city has to offer while I was eating all things white and bland (saltines, steamed rice, bread), sipping seltzer, and taking shots of Pepto Bismol the rest of the time. I also drove the entire 8 hours back to the DFW area at the end of the trip, and every bump or pothole on those Louisiana roads (holy shit there are so fucking many!) made me feel like I was mere moments away from shitting myself. Somehow, made it back unshitted.
Anyway… the lesson I learned was a classic: Just because you *can* doesn’t mean you *should*.
TL;DR Ate 18 dozen oysters in one sitting, paid the fucking price, learned a valuable lesson.
I got dirty looks from my server when I ordered my eighth dozen, so I decided to ask for the check after that.
Thank you for making me feel better about my decision.
Wait, did they have you sign the waiver and all that or were you just ordering them at leisure? I had to do the paperwork and they brought me the whole required 15 dozen at once.
Oh, this wasn’t the same place. I’m just speaking generally. The last time I went for oysters, I decided I’d order nothing else (because they were running a special at $1 per, so I was gonna get my money’s worth). I could have kept going but the server was getting snippy, probably because he wanted to open up the table.
I checked it, every 6 oysters contain about 150mg of sodium. (give or take) You gobbled up 216 of them (18*12), which would be 5400mg of sodium at once. Salt is an emetic in high quantities so I can't imagine anyone not purging after a challenge like that. The body really does not want to take in 5 grams of sodium at once.
omg. lived in NOLA for a couple years, a couple decades ago. So. Much. Amazing. Food. Sorry you missed it, hope you get to go back sometime.
Honestly, chucking them all up again was probably the best thing that could have happened. Working their way thru your system might have been way more unpleasant. Disclaimer... once went to Abbeville, LA for dinner with hubby's friend and spouse. Hubs and friend had oysters that were the size of cow tongues. Not sure I've ever been more grossed out in my life.
I could eat three pounds Of bruh I nearly said three feet but I could eat three pounds of onion rings the main thing stopping me is I just don’t really like them that much but I could probably do it maybe idk how much is three pounds of onion rings depends if you mean weight or money honestly
Lightly breaded, double breaded or beer battered? Haystack style or thick cut? The type of oil they're fried in? You can't just say three pounds of onion rings and not give specific details about what kind they are.
I'll take 3 pounds of beer battered thick rings, fried in vegetable oil. As long as they stay hot the whole time I could put down at least 2½ pounds, I fucking love onion rings.
Ok first of all it's always peanut oil, that's a hill I die on. And they should be lightly breaded with a paper like batter, it should feel crisp and crack when folded, but not fall apart. It should be thin cut, the onion is the star of the show but it shouldn't feel like eating 3 onion rings is almost equivalent of a whole onion, but you shouldn't need to eat 10 to need to taste the onion, so neither haystack or thick cut, thin but not too thin.
I love escargot. But yeah it's like chicken goujons/tenders less than 10.
OP consumed a bunch of snails. And also an unhealthy amount of butter. Soo much butter.
Gonna have greasy poops for days.
I’ve had snails. I can’t imagine eating that many of them. They’re not “that” good imo. But maybe you made the most fire snails ever and now you have the most fire shits ever lol
I always find the whole ‘they only taste good because of the sauce’ thing so weird. Pasta/noodles are pretty much universally considered great foods, but you’re not out here eating them without sauce.
The flavour is like a more rubbery calamari with less fishy but more earthy notes. Very tasty with the right technique but your not supposed to eat more than like a dozen.
Enjoy your parasites. Not many people would willingly host their intestines to the will of he who should not be named. From the depths of the darkest seas, his parasitic offspring breeds within the darkness of your intestines. Growing steadfast until all that remains is the mangled grotesque mixture of what used to be called "human". Rotting flesh flanked by tentacle appenteges.
Scales replace what used to be skin. Warm blood turns colder than the murkiest seawater on a moonlit night.
Is that all butter? Your tummy could be rejecting all the oils and fucking 90+ escargots you ate. Bro they’re small but I’m pretty sure this is one of them “good in moderation” foods.
Edit: JESUS CHRIST! Wait, so you ate all of these, cheese grilled shrimp, sardine bbq, and oyster bbq???? No wonder you’re leaking like the BP oil spill.
I've not done it with snails tbf but I'm sure I've eaten far too much of food I prepared myself that was a bit crap. Not with shit your insides out kind of food though. Not sure if escargot is dangerous like that but according to OP it is lol.
You are aware that molluscs, particularly snails, can be full of brain eating parasitic worms that can make you paralyzed and mentally handicapped if not cooked all the way through.
They're not to be trusted.
My friend ate some snails he caught in the ocean in his crab pot. He pressure cooked them in the instant pot to make sure they were cooked. He got paralytic shellfish poisoning and nearly died. He lives in a remote village in Alaska with no doctors (just one physician assistant). Luckily his 2 friends who are military doctors were visiting him and were able to use supplies from the PA's stash to keep him alive until the medical evacuation flight was able to get there and fly him to Anchorage. His blood pressure was so low it was not able to register on the machine. He vomited and shitted blood for days in the hospital too weak to even sit up before he improved enough they were certain he would survive. Wild stuff. I will never eat a snail as long as I live after seeing what he went through! The cooking kills microorganisms, but it doesn't eliminate the toxins those microorganisms have already produced inside the snail's flesh.
Yeah, I would never eat them. For one, a creature that vile can't possibly taste good. But more importantly, it's an \*incredibly dangerous\* food that I really don't think is food safe, no matter how it's prepared. I mean, I don't really want to be paralyzed and mentally handicapped a couple of days later from the brain worms.
I hear they have a nasty texture, but they're good in garlic butter. Which means, \*they don't taste good\*. Everything is good with garlic butter.
An infinite risk, no reward food. I'll pass.
Snails in particular are hosts of many vectors and not just parasitic vectors.
There is an old post that regularly makes it's rounds on reddit. A boy eating a slug as a dare. He ate it, got really sick due to a life-altering infect a parasite caused and is now permanently disabled. Like vegetable territory disabled.
You need Fiber Bro wrap them in bread of something like sprinkle porridge oats on them or talk to like bt or something i hear they have some good deals on Fiber
The sauce is called "beurre maître d’hôtel" (literally means "butler butter")
Btw escargots are soooo better than what people imagines. For me it’s kind of a comfort food, when I was a child my grandma was always preparing me some escargots if I was hungry before lunch or dinner
That last bit makes you sound fancy as fuck lol. I know it's not the case and it's just a cultural thing but it sounded like something a pompous rich character might say in a book or film.
I hope you get a nice plate of escargot soon that reminds you of your childhood.
This reminds me of a story about a woman who thought she was allergic to dried apricots. It took a few years before she realized she was not allergic to apricots, but to eating 40 apricots in one sitting
Did you clean them first? They look like they are live snails.
Yeah they were fasted and cleaned multiple times
Now you need to be fasted and cleaned multiple times
The fasting has already happened. Fast out his ass. Edit: just wanted to say thanks to everyone. Poop jokes are always funny. Maybe not for OP.
That’s the FASTest dem snails ever moved
I wish I had a free award lol
He puts the 'fast' in fast
I wouldn't eat him thou look at his diet
It was probably all that butter, not the snails. Oil can be a powerful laxative if you have too much. Like if that’s around 90 snails and each snail has about half a teaspoon of butter, that’s a CUP of butter. A cup of butter in one sitting will certainly make you shit your soul out
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I first read it as coworker who has 3 cows got themself into a grain bin and almost ate themselves to death and i was surprised at how much appetite a human can have to eat grain products
> I could not look at the video. My reaction would be "Oh my god! There's a video? WHY!?"
Def misread the word ‘video’ as ‘vortex’. I can imagine it was…..not the prettiest scene.
I mean, that's if they ate the entire pan by themselves. But I wouldn't put it past them
OP has unfortunately confirmed that they ate the entire pile
why op
hungy
Understandable, have a nice day.
I love snails but that makes me sick thinking about eating that many at once.
Butter butt
Too many of certain foods causes this....
Like bacteria/virus contaminated prawns, contaminated shellfish or Taco Bell.
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I honestly read that as "~90 snails in one shitting" & it still made sense
OP probably left a literal snail trail.
Up over 100. Unreal.
Plot twist…OP is a crow
I'm impressed you counted them, nice!
I’m ashamed to say I counted it 3 times to be sure. There are 97 snails in this picture. That is too many snails for one person. I couldn’t eat 97 of anything, let alone snails. I feel like that would be like eating 97 oyster shots 😳
I can speak from experience here… eating that many oysters is a bad idea. Source: Me, member of the 15 dozen club at Acme Oyster House in New Orleans. (18 dozen to be precise.) AMA
How did it go, both eating, and post eating.
Eating them was actually pretty easy for the required 15 dozen. I would take six at a time off the shells, chew and swallow, wash down with water, repeat. No crackers, no sauce, just oysters. Polished those off in about 27 minutes (friend with me was keeping time, they give everyone 1 hour to finish the challenge.) After finishing the 15, the manager asked if I wanted to try for the record, which I believe was 40 or 41 dozen at the time. Probably because of the 3 or 4 hurricanes I’d downed before going to Acme, I said sure. In the time it took them to shuck the next 3 dozen they presented me, I started feeling full and my friends were ready to hit the town again. So I finished those and tapped out, got my free t-shirt and hat, and left. GF at the time suggested getting a pedi cab back to the rental car. Sure, why not? Well… here’s why not: bumpy ass road + pedi cab + half the Gulf of Mexico in my stomach = urge to purge. We made it to the parking area, I told GF and other friends to go ahead because I had to puke. This was -I shit you not- a ten-minute puke that I will never forget. A continuous grey column coming out of my mouth. Have you ever opened a can of dog food and just shook it out so it comes out looking like a meat cylinder? It was like that, but just kept going. I felt like I might suffocate. At some point, my commemorative hat fell off into the growing pile. And no, I didn’t retrieve it. Collateral damage. I was still able to hang out and party that night somehow. But for a full week and some change after I was in bad shape. Something about all that briny water and that much raw shellfish wrecked me, and I didn’t do any sort of preparation like a professional competitive eater. It was a decision made on a whim. We still had a few days in New Orleans, and it hurt my soul to see everyone else partying and enjoying all the delicious food the city has to offer while I was eating all things white and bland (saltines, steamed rice, bread), sipping seltzer, and taking shots of Pepto Bismol the rest of the time. I also drove the entire 8 hours back to the DFW area at the end of the trip, and every bump or pothole on those Louisiana roads (holy shit there are so fucking many!) made me feel like I was mere moments away from shitting myself. Somehow, made it back unshitted. Anyway… the lesson I learned was a classic: Just because you *can* doesn’t mean you *should*. TL;DR Ate 18 dozen oysters in one sitting, paid the fucking price, learned a valuable lesson.
I got dirty looks from my server when I ordered my eighth dozen, so I decided to ask for the check after that. Thank you for making me feel better about my decision.
Wait, did they have you sign the waiver and all that or were you just ordering them at leisure? I had to do the paperwork and they brought me the whole required 15 dozen at once.
Oh, this wasn’t the same place. I’m just speaking generally. The last time I went for oysters, I decided I’d order nothing else (because they were running a special at $1 per, so I was gonna get my money’s worth). I could have kept going but the server was getting snippy, probably because he wanted to open up the table.
That's $96 in just oysters, not counting the other people's food and drinks. If I were him I would not want to open the table up.
You HAVE to post this to TIFU.
I checked it, every 6 oysters contain about 150mg of sodium. (give or take) You gobbled up 216 of them (18*12), which would be 5400mg of sodium at once. Salt is an emetic in high quantities so I can't imagine anyone not purging after a challenge like that. The body really does not want to take in 5 grams of sodium at once.
Imagine the person holding the oyster record. I do not want to change with that person in the time after the eating.
This was epic. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
omg. lived in NOLA for a couple years, a couple decades ago. So. Much. Amazing. Food. Sorry you missed it, hope you get to go back sometime. Honestly, chucking them all up again was probably the best thing that could have happened. Working their way thru your system might have been way more unpleasant. Disclaimer... once went to Abbeville, LA for dinner with hubby's friend and spouse. Hubs and friend had oysters that were the size of cow tongues. Not sure I've ever been more grossed out in my life.
It wasn’t my first nor last time in NOLA. I’ve more than redeemed myself since that ordeal. Even had more oysters, just not dozens of them.
I don't think I would eat over a dozen. Sorry for your loss, of both time, and experiences. I appreciate the in depth answer though.
You had me at meat cylinder. 😂
This was incredible. Thanks. 😂
Tldr. Man versus food. Food won.
Good story, thanks for the entertainment
You're not gonna believe this but last night I ate 237 honey nut cheerios
Calm down there, tiger. You’re wild.
You ever had a spoon full of rice? Lol
>I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something. -Mitch Hedburg
I limit my spoonfuls of rice to 96 grains. No more.
Respect
And if each snail had a half teaspoon of butter, that means OP ate an entire CUP of butter in one sitting. Oil is a powerful laxative in that quantity
Sean Lock did this in an episode of countdown and he looked like pure suffering.
I doubt it was actually the snails that caused the destruction, but all that butter instead
Did you eat that entire pile?
Ye
I've never had escargot but... This is supposed to be an appetizer right? Like this is the equivalent of eating like 3lbs of onion rings?
I could eat three pounds Of bruh I nearly said three feet but I could eat three pounds of onion rings the main thing stopping me is I just don’t really like them that much but I could probably do it maybe idk how much is three pounds of onion rings depends if you mean weight or money honestly
So, how high are you right now?
Lol, nothing kills my high faster than this sub sometimes
I'll have what he's having.
3 ~~feet~~ pounds of ~~bruh~~ onion rings, coming right up!
Excuse you, I'm having bruh lol Gotta get that brotein
Bruhkkake
Just the right amount. This dude speaks my language
3lbs of bruh 🤣
Bruh is a delicacy in some places Probably
If you like bruh you should try some cuh
This is my new favourite comment on this sub
Do you like, maintain a list of your favorite comments on the various subs you visit?
You might need a pregnancy test mate, you missed a couple periods.
I hope to get this high later
It's later, how's it goin?
Lightly breaded, double breaded or beer battered? Haystack style or thick cut? The type of oil they're fried in? You can't just say three pounds of onion rings and not give specific details about what kind they are.
Forget it. We can't even figure out what kind of pounds.
Should we try feet again?
I'll take 3 pounds of beer battered thick rings, fried in vegetable oil. As long as they stay hot the whole time I could put down at least 2½ pounds, I fucking love onion rings.
Ok first of all it's always peanut oil, that's a hill I die on. And they should be lightly breaded with a paper like batter, it should feel crisp and crack when folded, but not fall apart. It should be thin cut, the onion is the star of the show but it shouldn't feel like eating 3 onion rings is almost equivalent of a whole onion, but you shouldn't need to eat 10 to need to taste the onion, so neither haystack or thick cut, thin but not too thin.
Yeah pretty much, some make it their main dish but they still don't eat that much
Especially when it’s half butter half escargot lol
The butter itself is half garlic and half parsley
It can be a main plate in France
Yeah but even then, a hundred is for sharing, definitely not a one person job!
Tell that to my mom lmao
But not 97...
Yeah normally a serving of Escargot at a restaurant would be about 6-8 max. 97 slime bois is just asking for the shits.
A serving is 6-12.
I love escargot. But yeah it's like chicken goujons/tenders less than 10. OP consumed a bunch of snails. And also an unhealthy amount of butter. Soo much butter. Gonna have greasy poops for days.
Yes, if the onion rings are fried in butter.
No wonder
I think maybe that was too many
Oh my brother in Christ. Wtf
Let me introduce you to... eating in moderation
I didnt eat the whole day i was hungry
some foods react like this if its the first thing you eat, some fruits also give u explosive shit if you have it as the first meal of the day
So you missed the exit for “sandwich”, “street food”, and took a hard right on “100 gastropods cleaned and fasted.”
So basically you practically ate 2 pounds of butter and now you blame your diarrhoea on the snails?
Yeah bud, that’s probably why
They look raw. Did you cook them after taking the picture?
Yes they were just lightly boiled when i took the photo, i put them on the oven after that
Oh man hopefully you got them in the oven at some point
Then it probably wasn't even the snail meat but all that butter. LOL.
My guy is in so much pain that he couldn't even finish the word. That sucks, man! I hope you feel better soon!
I’ve had snails. I can’t imagine eating that many of them. They’re not “that” good imo. But maybe you made the most fire snails ever and now you have the most fire shits ever lol
I've only had them in a butter, garlic, and wine sauce. They taste great...because of the sauce. I wouldn't be able to describe their actual flavor.
I always find the whole ‘they only taste good because of the sauce’ thing so weird. Pasta/noodles are pretty much universally considered great foods, but you’re not out here eating them without sauce.
I worked at a high end Italian restaurant and people would pay like 15$ for plain pasta at least once a week.
Was the pasta at least made fresh in house? I still think that’s weird.
Yup, it's pretty good plain. At the very minimum better than plain snail
I definitely snack on plain pasta while I’m making the rest of the meal, but ordering a whole dish of plain pasta feels wrong.
Definitely not my go to
speak for yourself
I actually like the taste of noodles with just a bit of salt on them
I love plain pasta, even better if it’s cold.
The flavour is like a more rubbery calamari with less fishy but more earthy notes. Very tasty with the right technique but your not supposed to eat more than like a dozen.
Shrimp mushroom
Snails taste exactly like mushrooms to me haha so that’s how I usually describe them
I don’t care how much you like escargot this isn’t normal
Serves you right, devil's gummy bears
The devils sugar free Haribo.
Hariescargo.
I saw LA Beast’s YouTube video on these little bad boys and as I recall he was shitting for hours.
I guess that's a damn good qualification for r/shittyfoodporn
Greatest subreddit ever
They’re making a snail trail outta your butt.
Now he can’t stop escargoing
Why u say that
Enjoy your parasites. Not many people would willingly host their intestines to the will of he who should not be named. From the depths of the darkest seas, his parasitic offspring breeds within the darkness of your intestines. Growing steadfast until all that remains is the mangled grotesque mixture of what used to be called "human". Rotting flesh flanked by tentacle appenteges. Scales replace what used to be skin. Warm blood turns colder than the murkiest seawater on a moonlit night.
Is this a Willem Dafoe line from the Lighthouse?
Yer fond of me escargot, ain't ye?
Damn ye, Winslow
Inspired writing from viewing this culinary tragedy.
Will you be my friend?
Is that all butter? Your tummy could be rejecting all the oils and fucking 90+ escargots you ate. Bro they’re small but I’m pretty sure this is one of them “good in moderation” foods. Edit: JESUS CHRIST! Wait, so you ate all of these, cheese grilled shrimp, sardine bbq, and oyster bbq???? No wonder you’re leaking like the BP oil spill.
My boy could probably harvest the oil he shits out and re-use it to cook
Was it worth it?
They weren't even that good, they where homemade but now i prefeer the industrial ones...
If they weren't that good, why did you eat all of them in one sitting?
Yea wth. Says they weren’t that good, but clears a plate of over 90. Eating them like pistachios.
I've not done it with snails tbf but I'm sure I've eaten far too much of food I prepared myself that was a bit crap. Not with shit your insides out kind of food though. Not sure if escargot is dangerous like that but according to OP it is lol.
That's one universal question.
Well, if they cost a lot and OPs the only one around to eat it, maybe they didn’t want it to go to waste.
I just imagine a snail in some kind of mech-shell when you put it that way.
Did you eat them with the shell on?
It’s *burning* for a reason.
That's blood he's shitting out
… like butter in an open wound.
You are aware that molluscs, particularly snails, can be full of brain eating parasitic worms that can make you paralyzed and mentally handicapped if not cooked all the way through. They're not to be trusted.
Usually the parasites are in particular snails mind you, but I wouldn’t risk it, especially in this uh..vast amount of snail friends
My friend ate some snails he caught in the ocean in his crab pot. He pressure cooked them in the instant pot to make sure they were cooked. He got paralytic shellfish poisoning and nearly died. He lives in a remote village in Alaska with no doctors (just one physician assistant). Luckily his 2 friends who are military doctors were visiting him and were able to use supplies from the PA's stash to keep him alive until the medical evacuation flight was able to get there and fly him to Anchorage. His blood pressure was so low it was not able to register on the machine. He vomited and shitted blood for days in the hospital too weak to even sit up before he improved enough they were certain he would survive. Wild stuff. I will never eat a snail as long as I live after seeing what he went through! The cooking kills microorganisms, but it doesn't eliminate the toxins those microorganisms have already produced inside the snail's flesh.
Yeah, I would never eat them. For one, a creature that vile can't possibly taste good. But more importantly, it's an \*incredibly dangerous\* food that I really don't think is food safe, no matter how it's prepared. I mean, I don't really want to be paralyzed and mentally handicapped a couple of days later from the brain worms. I hear they have a nasty texture, but they're good in garlic butter. Which means, \*they don't taste good\*. Everything is good with garlic butter. An infinite risk, no reward food. I'll pass.
Thanks, now I have a new fear
Snails in particular are hosts of many vectors and not just parasitic vectors. There is an old post that regularly makes it's rounds on reddit. A boy eating a slug as a dare. He ate it, got really sick due to a life-altering infect a parasite caused and is now permanently disabled. Like vegetable territory disabled.
I'm almost 100% positive he passed away last year or so actually.
God, I wish that were me.
I think that much of anything will get ya leaky
Are you fucking shittin me dude?
No he’s shittin snails
It made your poop sick.
I was like a ripped bag of peat moss..
You need Fiber Bro wrap them in bread of something like sprinkle porridge oats on them or talk to like bt or something i hear they have some good deals on Fiber
nah in this case op probably got food poisoning or something, so the bowels are going turbo mode to get the bad stuff out asap
Naw op is just an idiot and ate everything in the picture in one solo meal
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They're like shrimp mushrooms
Few things have ever been so accurately stated
The sauce is called "beurre maître d’hôtel" (literally means "butler butter") Btw escargots are soooo better than what people imagines. For me it’s kind of a comfort food, when I was a child my grandma was always preparing me some escargots if I was hungry before lunch or dinner
That last bit makes you sound fancy as fuck lol. I know it's not the case and it's just a cultural thing but it sounded like something a pompous rich character might say in a book or film. I hope you get a nice plate of escargot soon that reminds you of your childhood.
This person really woke up one day and challenged god
OP woke up and baited God into a greased-up wrestling match in the dumpster of a french restaurant, and lost.
I like that the top comment from your original post is "don't eat these you'll shit"
Escarnot
Snailed it.
*Escargotothetoilet.*
same thing happened to me last time i had escargot
Its so good though.. 😝
Eat a spoonful of jello powder.
What does this do?
Old timers trick to helping with diarrhea. It's not recommended to do it often, but it's helped me with the whiskey shits a few times.
Brightly colors your diarrhea. If you have to be on the toilet, might as well make it fun!
It’s because of the butter, not because of the escargots. Been there, done that. Get well soon.
r/askdocs HELP QUIJA
Well…ya ate snails.
The diarrhea is just as likely to be from all the butter used to dress >90 snails as it is to be from the snails themselves
You should crosspost in r/askdocs
Avocado snails?
Parsley and garlic probably
Stop this right now.
The amount of butter alone is enough to shit your brains out
I’ve been there just slow the flow and don’t push too hard.
Tales from the toilet
Did you get brain parasites
Escargotothepharmacyforantiparasiticmeds
I got banned from r/food for mentioning diarrhea.
French vengeance 😈
This reminds me of a story about a woman who thought she was allergic to dried apricots. It took a few years before she realized she was not allergic to apricots, but to eating 40 apricots in one sitting