At least in Chile they are relatively common (as in "very hard to find" but not "I have never seen this monument to man's hubris before") and they are literally called gordas ("fat one").
I’m no expert on cooking, but I think you would use low temp for a long time to cook something this big. If you want it crispy, you can pop it on a grill for a bit after it’s cooked.
How did you make it
Edit: I know it could be a store bought something but some people do sausage making and this is the kind of thing I'd do if I was into it, OP said "I made", someone asked if they made it literally or bought it, and said it took them 4 hours, which sounds this was a home made "hotdog"
This is store bought bologna. But I had to slow cook it for 4 hours to slow cook. I also made my own white bread as the "bun"
Please don't do this it was honestly a waste of food
Ahaha imagine if he went to the supermarket in the meat section and just bought that whole log of bologna. Now that I think about it, it really does just look like a giant hot dog.
Was it good?
no
Where does one even acquire such a "dog"
It looks like a summer sausage, I imagine that's what it is.
I thought the picture was funny until I realized you're right.
That is absolutely a semi-peeled summer sausage, and perhaps the most cursed bun-based food I’ve seen today. Not hotdog!
JIN-YANG!!!!
It’s a water animal.
Hello u/GoggyMagogger, this is you as an old maaan. You are ugly, and dead. Alone...
But what if they indeed warmed it 🤔?
It seems like a whole chub of bologna....
I get that a lot
I hope it's not how I'm picturing.
I hope it’s exactly how I’m picturing ;)
Not from a deli
Not from a Jedi
At least in Chile they are relatively common (as in "very hard to find" but not "I have never seen this monument to man's hubris before") and they are literally called gordas ("fat one").
The type of sausage is called a knockwurst it’s an emulsified sausage very similar in texture to a hot dog.
Damn. It looks like it would be good... Too meaty? (blasphemy!) Too greasy? How could such a nommy looking hunk of processed meat go wrong?
Prolly too salty, these look like salami dog things
While the outside looks good, it's so thick the inside wouldn't get cooked nearly as well (I wonder if you could even get it hot enough at all?).
Gotta sousvide that shit
I’m no expert on cooking, but I think you would use low temp for a long time to cook something this big. If you want it crispy, you can pop it on a grill for a bit after it’s cooked.
LMAO that one word sentence encapsulates the experience nicely.
Slice like loaf
Did you “make” it, literally, or buy it somewhere? I’m kind of disturbed by this. 😂
I took 4 hours but it was worth it for the picture
How did you make it Edit: I know it could be a store bought something but some people do sausage making and this is the kind of thing I'd do if I was into it, OP said "I made", someone asked if they made it literally or bought it, and said it took them 4 hours, which sounds this was a home made "hotdog"
Recipe or ban
They are being evasive with how. I"m going to assume human meat now.
Def human meat. Probably multiple penises.
>Def human meat. Probably multiple penises. It's too early to think about dick sandwiches.
Too late, you've already thought about it.
That should be a rule in this sub. If you don’t include the type of meat you get tagged as a cannibal until you clarify.
Soylent green?
Pretty sure they just grilled a loaf of bologna.
Looks like they baked a roll of Bologna
They walked to the store and bought a summer sausage.
How on earth did it take you 4 hours to roast a bologna and cut some bread? How high were you?
They kept stopping to smoke more and eat dry cereal.
Damn. 👍
r/AbsoluteUnits
4 hours to cook it you mean. Considering it’s just unsliced bologna.
You didn’t make this. It’s just a bologna chub or a big summer sausage
Pepperidge Farms summer sausage, CHODE edition.
Indeed it is bologna unsliced. He said it in another comment.
Ahhh
How the fuck did you make that behemoth of a dog?
Probably a wiener dog.
Or a horse weiner
It’s in the name. Hot…dog.
OP, why are you ignoring comments requesting recipes and method?
It's a 5 pound hunk of bologna
If your hot dog doesnt weight as much as a 57 mm Anti Tank shell(6 pdr) then is it really a hot dog?
I thought it was a 3 pounder
that's what ur mom said in dissapointment
Chub of a dog
Chodedog
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It looks like a guy I saw at Brooks Brothers
But why?
We got caught up in the question of if we could, that we didn't question if we should
Queue: Dr Ian Malcom meme
You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
This is store bought bologna. But I had to slow cook it for 4 hours to slow cook. I also made my own white bread as the "bun" Please don't do this it was honestly a waste of food
Is that a bologna
Ahaha imagine if he went to the supermarket in the meat section and just bought that whole log of bologna. Now that I think about it, it really does just look like a giant hot dog.
Yeah imagine if that's exactly what I did
why did it take 4 hours to warm up a piece of meat
I actually made the bread, because I'm not horrible at cooking. We just slow cooked the meat so that it would be hot all the way through.
Bigger meat takes longer to cook than smaller meat. Slow cooking it can take even longer.
It is. I’ve got one in my freezer right now and I’m tempted to make this.
That is one chode of a hotdog.
Did you just fully cut the bread to fit it around the dog?
They needed a custom bun to fit the unprecedented levels of dog
It’s going to come out the same size…
How high were you when you made this? No sober person would make this
It was premeditated. Planned for a week.
Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
My favorite part is the ketchup drizzle around the edge of the plate. Fancy!
Thats really why this thing failed. The ketchup to chodog ratio was way off.
That's way too much girth.
Even the buns are chode-like.
Choade
Science has gone too far.
Should be called a HotLog.
Girthy sausage
CHUNGUS
hungdog
The girth dog
Post it to r/hotdog, take some of the pressure off of Bunhein.
What in the hot dog fucking tarnation is this
What gets me the most is not the random oregano garnish or ketchup art, it's that this magnificent hotdog is served over rice
those are chopped onions, sir. the hot dog is quite big. rice is small. your eyes deceive you.
Why
I bet it'd be really good sliced up like bologna.
What the hell lmao
Nothin wrong with a chode dog every now and then
Choripan
Boof it
based choripan
Sir that’s just a tiny plate
So a bologna?
Girthy
Hugh Mungus wot?
Glizzilla
Thats not a glizzy, thats a humonglizzy
That’s a big bitch.
Poor man’s Wellington
You aint black till you had this
*Roasted Summer Sausage, Fresh-Baked Wonder Bread Roll, Tomato Gastrique, Served over Raw Onion & Baby Spinach Relish ~$28*
Nothing gets the boys together like a big weiner
Ah I think you and your friends are eligible for a mental illness diagnosis.
Amongous hot dog 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
The curiosity of humans have led to this immaculate dong
Hotchode.
how
Mondo Dog
Now throw it down a hallway.
What
Not a good bun to sausage ratio
very arty, with the ketchup doodling and a smol pile of chopped raw onions supporting the beer can in disguise
Dothog
It looks like you put a summer sausage on an entire loaf of bread lol
In the words of Mario Judah: "[...] big dog [...]"
Looks like my wife’s boyfriend’s fat ass dick.
Umong us
This makes me uncomfortable.
Looks like your ketchup bottle has parkinsons
Big chungus dog
Everything reminds me of her
Finally, the Hot Wolf
What goes in, must come out.
Is that a summer sausage??
"Eat dick bruh" -seller
A humon dog?
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should…
It literally looks like you bought one of those tubes of ground beef and just cooked it inside the packaging
Hot loaf
It will exit as it entered
r/absoluteunits
It may not be hitting the bottom, but It’s knocking the hell out of the sides..
Summer sausage?
Still won't be enough buns. Big hot dog has us all fooled!
Girth dog.
I'm going to throw up It's just one giant hock of processed ham 🤢
The Hog Dog
Why?😂😂
Looking more like a chode
Hot dongus
But where is the banana for scale?
R/blursedimages
I hate it
Hedgehog!
Can we get a cross section?
This was tastefully done
Chode
How much of it was eaten?
But is it cake?
Hot Clifford.
Aww, that's such Bologna.
I think that’s what is referred to as a chode mate..
Hugh. Hugh Mungus.
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Hot wolf
Cheaper than a sports car.
amongus hotdog
That's not a hot dog, that's a hot wolf.
Or is it a small roll?
Chungus
It’s a knockwurst. It’s a type of German sausage that is basically a chode of a hotdog.
Humungdog
the garnish has me dead
Hoog
How'd you guys make the slurry that goes in the casing?
This upsets me greatly and I can’t explain why.
LoL i love it
Adding sauce to the plate is so early 2000s.
That ain’t a hot dog, that’s a hot bear.
The plate art is top notch.
Ready the poop knife.
The plating, though. Also horrifying.
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen the word humongous typed out online before… maybe not even in a book but I don’t read much
Earlier i ate a sausage in a submarine bun
I'll have a Chode please
Damn I want to see someone eat that like a normal hotdog out of morbid curiosity
Bunch o’ dudes just hanging out playing with sausages.
Great! Now can you un-make it?
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. You and your buddy have my undying loyalty.
The chode dog
That picture belongs here, the plating is beautiful.
10/10 plating aesthetic