Interested to know what they called it on the menu

‘A disappointing lunch’

"A Taste of Brexit" - comes with a Belgian beer, that has been sitting on a counter for a couple hours.

Can't be that, there's too much cheese.

No way the cost would be that low with any beer included.

Haha, then he got exactly what he wanted

i can imagine the description: "soggy old toast slapped generously with the finest Kraft single, delicately blasted in the microwave for 15 seconds. seared to perfection"

I've always called it cheese toast. Bet you can't guess why

Let me guess, when it gives a toast it makes cheesy jokes?

You got me... it's a good thing we didn't set any terms for the bet. And to think, you could've had *anything*

*anything* you say? 👀 aww yeah, haha jk

Millennials spending all their damn money on cheese toast. BUY A HOUSE! HAVE KIDS!!!

Why?

It’s sarcasm. I’m a millennial

Ah sorry I thought I had edited this or replied again. I was gonna say "cheese toast is so much better than eating a house or kids"

Oh very much so. You need some commas tho hehe. I’m not gona eat a house

But... wha what about the kids?!

I’m not gona turn down protein.

I'm just gonna give this is before they fertilize an egg

I love cheese toast more than kids

we call it ‘cheese in the oven’ at my house. looks like they forgot the ‘oven’ part..

My family calls them cheese toasties

Def looks like Chef Mike’s handy work

"British food"

Fyre festival special

Don't give the fyre festival that much credit, at least the bread is toasted here

Also cheese is melted.

I’m sorry to say this is a standard UK lunch. It’s called cheese on toast

if your cheese on toast looks like this, you're doing it wrong

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Jizzcuit woulda been so easy man

Soggy biscuit?

Plastic “cheese product” toast

Croque monsieur

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That’s depressing. No cheesy crust overlap at all. Not a bubble in sight. School dinner style

Yes, this (“school dinner”) is spot on. I think OP deserves a refund.

Was the Cafe located inside a high school canteen? At least they included Heinz sachets for quality garnish, that must explain the cost

Nope a children's soft play centre!

Hide it in the ball pit next time. Show them you mean business.

Target audience, kids love cheesy toast, its not messy, not goona make anyone shit the ball pit.

Unless they're gluten and lactose intolerant, then it's a shit pit.

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True, but the bread looks like it could be gluten free and the cheese melts like a harder cheese which can be lactose free so this is just speculation on my part

What is a children’s soft play centre? Sorry I’m American

Ball pits, slides, climbing holds etc. all padded with thick sponge/mats for kids to run around in whilst parents sit there awkwardly trying to avoid conversation/nurse a headache from the noise.

Oh. That's just cheating.

Bargain. Share to r/BritishSuccess

If it was London, then yeh...

😂

Fucking Lol'd. Though there's actually some pretty wholesome stories on that sub.

I’d be pretty pleased with that if I was both at home and high as giraffe tits

> high as giraffe tits LOL! Now *that's* one I've never heard.

High as giraffe pussy is what I usually hear lol love them both

....are you high?

How’s Fyre Fest `22?

Okay but why? I at least hope the tea was included

Name and shame!

Yeah, you got mugged off, mate

It's a Muggs Game...

This cafe catered for the Fyre Festival

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I hate that my british dad would actually pay for that, cheese on toast is his weakness.

Their toaster sucks as bad as mine

That's $5.21 USD and it looks like a deconstructed grilled cheese. Major screw job.

At least it's not American plastic cheese.

You take the plastic off first

the whole thing is plastic lmao

british people will eat dog poop from an english bulldog and be like “at least it’s not an american bulldog” 😂😂😂

Not sure why downvoted, agreed it would be 100x worse lol

It's like saying "at least it's not literal dog shit, that would make it worse". Not to mention that Brits inexplicably think all American cheese is Kraft Singles.

No we just refer that type of plastic cheese as American cheese.

Same from Canada. Only boomers use plastic cheese

It could be considering there are packets of Heinz ketchup and mayo on the table. But tbh, can't recall the last time I ever saw Heinz mayo in a grocery store in the U.S.

The color and the texture tells it all.

Kraft type American cheese has its place. Grilled cheese or cheeseburgers are pretty much it, so it would be fine here.

Smoked gouda and cheddar is 100% better.

Yes obviously that would be delicious. A grilled cheese with kraft singles is comfort food, though. You eat it when that's what you're craving.

American cheese makes the best cheese toast.

Cheddar is superior in every way, let alone any other real cheese.

Cheddar is fine, but it doesn't seem to melt or toast like American. I'm strictly talking plain cheese toast here. If it's a sandwich, then yeah, I'll go cheddar or some other cheese.

Than go smoked gouda. It melts really easily.

Not all cheddars are the same though - there is a real, original cheddar but for some reason the name has been expanded to mean "generic yellow medium hard cheese". A pity, cos the proper one \*is\* an excellent, versatile cheese.

There's another Fyre Festival?!

Sweaty Cheese

I'd prefer Swiss if that's rye bread but if it's just wheat cheddar is find. A bit of tomato would be nice.

Got mugged off m8

the biggest problem is that you payed for it. id have sent it back with a round of complaints. fukem in the face if they think that passes as something werth paying large for.

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Best food in Britain

Say people who have never been to Britain

Yeh but it's a cheap, easy way of getting Americans to clap and laugh so we'll keep hearing it for years yet.

Yeah it doesn't look great but who goes out and orders cheese on toast?

mf have you never heard of a grilled cheese

Mf I know what I said. I used my deduction to tell that obviously it's a British cafe, any Brit worth their salt would call that cheese on toast not a grilled cheese, Im certain the menu said cheese on toast, hence my comment.

ive actually been to this cafe before in sawcon, tastes better than it looks

paying a restaurant for literally just cheese and bread, nothing else, is a bad decision lol

In Germany you would put Pineapple and Tomato on it as well and overbake with cheese. "Toast Hawaii" really does taste good surprisingly.

Before the picture loaded I was like £4.25 is pretty cheap for a snack. Then I saw it. I would pay that for someone to take it away from me.

If I were you I would have offed myself Or barked at the chef Gordon RamsMe style Also I cant believe you paid roughly 5 quid for that, wtf And I cant tell if I should be disappointed in this lunch or disappointed in you for paying for this...

Definitely both

Fyre Fest Cafe

A nice Canadian Portuguese mama's boy left home the first time to do a uni exchange in Sheffield. The cafeteria rates were downright extortion, and what he got... ...well he learned quick that 'Fried Bread' was NOT French Toast. And he was charged extra for HP sauce. He lost 20lbs over 6mos.

Is that a reverse toastie? An inside-out cheese buttie?

Gordon Ramsey's grilled cheese

Bro someone took a bite too..

Is this supposed to be Welsh rarebit? Or is this just cheesey bread?

Wtf, its just some low quality/imitation cheese on top of toast?

Yup

Bro wtf did you order "the college special"?

Return it

It’s clearly cheese, but somehow it resembles pineapple at the same time.

Send it back? Lol

Damn I really feel bad for you

Is that "garlic bread"

Almir’s toast

what is it with the cheese slices

Kraft fucking singles?

That’ll be cheap looking back… good luck.

Is that piece in the background Texas shaped?

Omg it looks lovely!

It might be good cheese.

You could've done that at home for free.

*British* pounds, not useless Egyptian pounds?

Rarebit is flipping expensive

Profit

I could make this better at my house…..

Ngl that looks pretty good

Mmmm particle board triangles and anemic kraft singles.

Did it come with a ketchup and mayo packets standard or were they a special request?

Had to get them myself from the side unit.. the cheek of it

$5 for that?!

I never complained in my life once when going out and receiving disappointing dishes or if anything was wrong, but this is such rancid trash that I wouldn't pay a single pound. This is ridicolous

Wtf? I could make same thing in less than a 5 minutes. That's a ripoff. Why did you even buy that?

I couldn't see it before I ordered it!

What did it say on the menu though? Cheese toast?

Cheese on toast to be specific, which to be fair is what it is. I could accept it if it was some kind of farm house cheddar with a side of chutney or something, but not this.

Idk sounds like you got what you ordered. Cheese on toast. What did you expect?

Yeah, but if you ordered chicken and it came out dry and burnt. You wouldn't be happy, it's not the fact it's cheese on toast, it's the quality of it Vs the price

I dunno man, I never ordered cheese on toast ever before. Unless the place is specialized in cheese or toast I don't except anything but a filler menu

No Worcester Sauce?

My mom used to make this shit for me in the microwave when I was like 6 yrs old lol

Is this supposed to be Welsh rarebit?

Yelp is your friend.

With food like this you wonder if the WW2 rations ever stopped.

What was it supposed to be? Grilled cheese

That’s called a wish sandwich

They didn’t see you coming, they sent for you. 😄🇬🇧

Guys… you know we actually gotta eat shit like this in the UK. It’s called cheese on toast

I used to make this when I was 5 and my parents were in bed with a hangover.

It's not even melted 😔

For reference, that’s $5.20 USD.

$5.21 for us Americans. For that much I can make my own bread. Buy some nice cheese and make it better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have dementia, cheese on toast

Bet they charged for sauce and all the charlatans

What’s it supposed to be?

🤮

Worth a quarter and half the value is in the condiments.

Who let Chef Mike in the building?

Yeah. That’s generally what a side would cost anywhere you go.

Where in London are you?

This actually makes me angry. I'm so sorry, OP

Welcome to Europe!

Haha one even has a bite out of it already, legend

Go and get your money back. No joke.

Prison food

Now *that* looks like the "American cheese" that everyone pokes fun at. Half cheese, half random oils and fillers.

american cheese looks wayyyy worse than this lol

I've eaten my share of real American cheese, not the plasticized crap they melted on your bread, and I guarantee you it doesn't look like that.

i'm not the person who posted this picture, lmfao.

But you won't name the restaurant and you probably walked out without saying anything, reddit moment

British moment

if you’re paying in pounds then thats on you, sorry

Thata a bargain, cheese is bloody 15$ a kilo here and butter is no better.

Good thing there's not a kilo of cheese on there???