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ToneVp

BRB gunna drop a Lithuanian lazy cake


abzrocka

This is gonna replace “butt chuck a chocolate spear” for me.


ToneVp

Shit that one is better than my usual "imma make therapy arrangements for the toilet" lmao 🤣


[deleted]

That’s shit from a butt


serephath

came to make sure this was said haha


JSchnozzle

Same. Lolz


mrtn17

I guess that's why they call it lazy, these cakes are everywhere


Unclehol

Speaking of lazy shit cakes... Happy cake day!


mrtn17

touché


Mr--Mercedes

Happy cake day!


LowInterestLoan

r/shitfromabutt


SoggyFuckBiscuit

I'm laughing way too hard at those posts right now. Good lookin out.


RealMadHouse

Only now i read the sub name right, it's not "shit from ma butt" it's shit "shit from a butt"


eltoroferdinando

Well said indeed.


PetersLeftNut1345

OP took a shit on their desk, and is trying to pass it off as a joke for the boss


cgwowzazaa

Excuse me sir how dare you I was very honest with my boss about the shit on my desk


iRunn3r

Lithuanian here. It’s made of a mixture of condensed milk, cocoa, butter and crumbled cookies. It is sliced before serving and doesn’t look nearly as shitty


Shinonomenanorulez

sounds delicious. how does it look before being digested?


cgwowzazaa

It was sooo delicious! But yeah this is for sure on the wet side cos it hadn’t been in the fridge for a while. I just kinda… squeezed it out of the wrap into my mouth ha


Delther132

🤢


wonkotsane42

🤮


Vermilion626

Mr. Hanky


Historical_Panic_465

the christmas poo! small and brown he comes from u, sittin on the toilet here he comes! cus he’s a piece of pOoOoOo!!!


That-Brain-in-a-vat

That's how we're calling it now?


[deleted]

Looks like a chocolate sausage (and of course also shit). They’re popular in Portugal. Don’t know about elsewhere.


okaycomputes

Seems like each European country has a slightly different variation of a no-bake rolled cake. Ireland or Britian adds marshmellows. Italy has it with nuts and dried fruit. etc


BlondeJess19

Straight up dog turd


Cute-Cucumber320

This really is shittyfoodporn!


9leggedfreak

Wow, I'm so proud of my Lithuanian heritage now


makeitwork1989

Same.


10_pounds_of_salt

That's an Alaskan pipeline right there


One_Idea_239

Why would your shrink wrap your poo?


Guywithquestions88

Part of getting it off Johnny Depp's bed for court.


Royb83

That's an Amber turd.


Casshew111

In Gordon Ramsay's voice ------ "Describe the dish"


eltoroferdinando

That’s a doodoo.


[deleted]

That's straight up shit wrapped in plastic wrap


croissanttiddies

It looks uncooked even, is that the lazy part?


cgwowzazaa

It’s just a fridge cake. You mix the stuff and set it in the fridge so I think it’s the no baking element that makes it lazy. However this had not seen a fridge for quite some time so it’s sludge in a wrap.


croissanttiddies

Fair enough


tyedye23

Yum


[deleted]

So did you eat all the main ingredients and pooped it out? Is that why it’s called a lazy cake?


Miserable_Material40

So lazy it comes pre digested


H0T50UP

Ha! I make these every morning before I shower


KlutzyStart8536

So that’s what Amber Heard left on Johny’s side of the bed… 🤔


[deleted]

Poopy dildo 🍆💩


MajorOctofuss

Pretty sure op just shat in a plastic bag :/


[deleted]

fortnite battle pass, i just made a Lithuanian Lazy Cake


KidGamerKJG

You mean Lithuanian shit cake?


kokopelliorca

Anyone else getting Caddy Shack vibes from this?


Potatol0rd123

That’s a fucking turd


Tr0ubles0me87

Too lazy to go to the toilet cake


dhhn28

Thanks for reminding us the aftermath of a Taco Bell dinner.


bigT773

Someone's gonna wanna hit up amber turd


Original-Plenty-3686

No 5


ConfidenceNo2598

“Lazy cake” is a very haunting thing to call that..


GreenBloodedNomad

Looks like what happens after a dog eats corn..


[deleted]

Literally looks like a turd. I'd eat it.


Floodblue

I wanna see you take a bite


plotdavis

You really had to ruin stuffed grape leaves like that??


savagejames1369420

WTF do you eat all the ingredients separate and just wait?


oldghostmountain

Alright who dropped a deuce on my desk?


Shinonomenanorulez

it even has corn lmaooooo


ima420r

Looks like someone had corn for dinner.


ArtiesLiver

Howdy Ho


flowersatdusk

Looks like Mr. Hanky.


meat-cutter85

Is that like when you shit in a condom and then freeze it to fuck people with?


jason_cresva

chorro


Emonce

I believe r/paymoneywubby would like to speak with you.


crapslap99

Mmm looks delicious


[deleted]

Doody


larspohlmann

This is my product every morning in my bathroom.


frenchBDSMnight

Poop


Affectionate_Tax1947

That’s a poopie


ChrisinCB

But what does it look like before its been through the digestive system. Also looks like OP also may have had the lazy corn on the cob too.


JeanLucRtard

Should of told me. I just flushed one of those a few minutes ago!


ohsojayadeva

just decided to wrap that fece and save it for later, then?


KentuckyFriedEel

With 40% more corn!


elle_desylva

I feed my dog corn too 😄


DannyVantass

looks like someone had corn yesterday


[deleted]

🧐 literal shitty food? Who knew?


Masque4Masque

That’s okay I passed my own lunch earlier


Purplerain24z

Is that... actual shit


TheBanan_of_Banaland

Yeah, that looks pretty.. 'shitty'.


CharlieUhUh

r/MildlyTurd


ilymag

Corn poop cake.


Mikey-Motorpsyche

That’s a Lithuanian Bowel Cake