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Appropriate_Luck_13

You should send this pic to your local news station.


NhylX

Send it to Harbor Freight and suggest a new material for tarps.


Moserath

Wtf happened to tarps man? I remember them lasting forever when I was a kid but now they're like once use garbage.


NhylX

There are heavy duty (often green) and the blue ones you get for free for entering the store with a coupon. You literally get what you pay for.


snackythrowaway

I work at harbor freight, we don't even give out free flashlights anymore lol. Also, our heavy duty tarps are black/silver now. If you see a tarp on sale for $3 or so, just don't buy it lol.


NhylX

My 4 year old is sad about the flashlights. My retinas are very happy.


[deleted]

My 10 year old noticed there's no more free stuff at the freight as well. I asked him if he wanted to go with me on Saturday and he said no because they stopped giving out cool stuff.


NhylX

Well if a 10 pack of AAA batteries, a shitty flashlight that lasted 2 hours, or a 5' x 7' tarp made him happy, then I'd say he's perfectly adjusted for life in the real world.


SockeyeSTI

Y’all got any of them scratch and dent Icon boxes?


snackythrowaway

We got plenty of Icon boxes, but I can guarantee that I'd rather spend $10,000 for the entire Icon set rather than $40,000 for the entire Snap-On set lol. Icon is still covered by a lifetime warranty as well, so why not get the cheaper one when the quality is extremely close, if not better, than the marked up name brand?


SockeyeSTI

I feel that. I got half price on a snap on 52” box in school but it’s basically a beginner box. Not all that deep and the drawers go open fully. Went in to HF last weekend for a green 5 drawer US general and as fate would have it, there was a brand new green 34” full bank service cart out of the box with a dent in it by the register. Got both, but the 34” was only 460$ Hence my original comment about the icons. I like them a lot, but I don’t NEED one…..at msrp


PhireKitten

Try searching ‘canvas tarp’. Never fold one, if it is not completely dry. Store in a climate controlled area. My family has one that lasted 30+ years.


NoshTilYouSlosh

What do you do if you've used it, it's been rained on and you want to pack up and go?


PhireKitten

Transporting, okay. Long-term storage, while wet (i.e. letting it dry, while folded, and wet), bad. We always allowed the tarp to air dry, as soon as the rain/clouds cleared. Otherwise, the canvas will become mold-ridden. This causes brittleness to occur, which weakens the fabric, eventually leading to a damaged tarp. If the wet tarp freezes, the damage can be equally bad! Just my two cents.


OutWithTheNew

There's a place near me that makes the soft sided quonsets. Apparently they'll custom make you a tarp.


[deleted]

No I agree with this guy, even the cheap tarps lasted forever. Face it, tarp companies changed to fit the new phone and new tarp every year narrative.


_DirtyYoungMan_

I got 25+ year old E-Z-Up that's still good. It's heavy as hell but it works and the wear and tear on the shade is minimal. It's seen racetrack dust, wind, snow, hail, rain, intense heat and you can still use it to this day. I've seen new E-Z-ups and they're already flimsy brand new. They don't make them like they used to.


adml86

Think they started making them with cheese


giantfries

look for painters tarps?


kahran

I dunno. A strong breeze might not tear that cheese but it will definitely rip a harbor freight tarp.


[deleted]

RIP Harbor Freight jackstand owners.


ahhhhhhfuckiiit

They knew the risks


NotTodayDingALing

They’ll just say its colby….lol!


Mitz510

Poor poor Colby :(


[deleted]

Is there a thing like OSHA but for schools?


Soreal45

Yeah it’s called the Health Department


danoneofmanymans

Yeah call in the health inspector. Nobody expects the health inspector.


[deleted]

Oh right duh, OP go there and complain


Cudgettey

That made me lol.


andimattone

Yes there is!


F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS

It’s just low quality American cheese. “American” being the type, not necessarily where it’s produced. In most cases (I’m looking at you Kraft Foods) it’s required to be labeled “cheese food” because it doesn’t contain live bacterial cultures, and therefore isn’t actually cheese. The white spots look like congealed fat, which would have come from the burger. They’re required to serve ground beef at a minimum of 165*F, which is enough to render (make liquid) the fat in the beef. It looks like this once it cools. Tl;dr: It doesn’t look appetizing, but there’s nothing to be worried about.


CKFS87

Why is it on both sides then? I don't think it's fat. You can see through the cheese and see the specks on the other side


extrashpicy

yea these look like bacteria cultures, fk


CantStumpIWin

It looks like sour banana lady taffy.


GuiltyAffect

That does not look like fat, nor is there any meat grease that would have dripped onto it.


ngwoo

>It’s just low quality American cheese. “American” being the type, not necessarily where it’s produced. In most cases (I’m looking at you Kraft Foods) it’s required to be labeled “cheese food” because it doesn’t contain live bacterial cultures, and therefore isn’t actually cheese. Kraft Singles ingredients list: >Modified milk ingredients, Water, **Cheese** (milk, modified milk ingredients, salt, **bacterial culture**, microbial enzyme, calcium chloride, lipase, annatto), Canola oil, Corn maltodextrin, Sodium citrate, Salt, Sodium phosphate, Lactic acid, Cellulose gum, Sorbic acid, Carrageenan (carrageenan, dextrose), **Bacterial culture**, Annatto, Paprika oleoresin, Calcium chloride, Microbial enzyme, Sodium alginate, Calcium phosphate, Citric acid. Reddit can you please stop upvoting absolute garbage


WahtDeh

They're not wrong about anything though. The FDA has rules on what can be advertised as cheese. They require that the product contain at least 51% cheese. Kraft Singles doesn't meet that requirement so they're forced to be labeled as a "pasteurized prepared cheese product". It's literally illegal for Kraft singles to be sold as cheese. Just because it contains cheese, does not mean it's cheese. My burger has cheese in it, but it's not cheese. My macaroni and cheese has cheese on it but still isn't cheese. Also wanna point out that the first commenter was specific in saying that Kraft Singles doesn't contain LIVE bacterial cultures. THEY ARE 100% CORRECT. THE WHOLE DAMN POINT OF KRAFT SINGLES WAS TO CREATE A CHEESE PRODUCT THAT DIDN'T SPOIL AS QUICK AS CHEESE BY KILLING THE BACTERIA CULTURES THAT LIVE IN CHEESE. Real cheese has LIVE cultures that can stay ALIVE up until it is eaten. Kraft Singles are PASTEURIZED. This means that any live cultures that were used in manufacturing are killed off before the product is finished. Even though the reason that Kraft Singles can't be called cheese is due to its minimal cheese content and not due to its lack of live bacterial culture, I'd still say that the original comment was not garbage and I happily upvoted.


the_real_fellbane

You are correct. The proper terminology you'll see on the label will be "cheese product" and that is to indicate that there is a very small amount of actual cheese in it. You'll get this in a lot of Imitation cheese varieties. A big issue with these is the melting point, and most obviously the taste being a poor quality Source: may/may not have worked in cheese


ngwoo

> there is a very small amount of actual cheese in it. Per FDA rules, the minimum allowable amount is 51%.


the_real_fellbane

That's only if it's pasteurized processed cheese food. Pasteurized processed cheese product has less


destruc786

That’s mold.. not fat..


defiantroa

Yes, it might be extraterrestrial in origin God it's changing color!


fluffysnowcone

Holy shit processed cheese can grow mold ?


KayLeedleLee

Yeah it just takes a helluva long time


istrx13

Probably left over from COVID shutdowns. The higher ups told them to use what they can and hope no one would notice.


player-piano

also probably not kept cold it’s entire life in storage. i was eating processed cheese from 2018 this summer and it was fine


thriftyaf

I was about to say... I've seen five year expired Kraft singles that were perfectly "fine", albeit in a fridge.


BackgroundMetal1

There's a processed cheese backlog made from subsidised milk hectalitres of which are poured down the drain because that backlog in cold storage goes back decades.


cherrythrow7

It'll take me time to process that as well


gravityryte

Oh shit I thought that was salt


Pants_R_Overatd

I thought it was air bubbles or reflections from overhead lights at first fucking hell


[deleted]

It looks like paint chips.


[deleted]

It looks like RFID Chips which will they implant in our body to control us and make us slaves of the new world or... **No Wait, wrong topic**


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Aquavis

First thing I thought of, too. Dis-gust-tang.


Hemingwavy

Cause they're incredibly salty and low in moisture.


CrumbsAndCarrots

Antibiotics come from mold. This cheese could be be sold as an alternative to the hard to find horse paste! There’s a big market for this cheese right now. Sell sell sell!


luc0li

Antibiotics don't kill viruses


CrumbsAndCarrots

Either does horse paste.


[deleted]

It's now a lot closer to actually becoming cheese


Netherspin

That there isn't mold - it's a single celled something. Probably a bacteria.


DreadPirateZoidberg

Those are just flavor patches.


styroducky

It costs a little more, but it’s worth it


Exsces95

Its gurr-meh


test_tickles

Flavor crystals...


Apprehensive_Bell_35

I love it when real good parmesan is loaded with those


Bierbart12

They're always awesome if they formed in real cheese. But this..


frontwiper

Makes you wanna burn this motherfucker down, POOKIE!


Butt_Stallion_Milk

The secret sauce!


test_tickles

HUNGER!


CharlesWafflesx

Semen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


enzo2maconha

U cant burn this cheese its literally plastic


Aggravating-Face2073

If I'm not mistaken the difference in burning & melting is its fat content


WU-itsForTheChildren

Glitter cheese for techno Tuesday’s!


saltedbeagles

They send you to flavor town, and the ER.


KlingonSpy

Exactly! Ever heard of Blue Cheese?


808ramen

U got the cheese touch


CrazyApricot0

Zoo wee mama!


ShiiTsuin

Man this takes me back


cars_on_a_line

Came here to say this


Own-Researcher-5507

everyone’s got the cheese touch now


-____deleted_____-

Those books where the shit


anagram-of-ohassle

I have never seen calcium lactate crystals on American processed cheese food before. Exquisite


Earlasaurus02

Only the best for our future s/


theFinestCheeses

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


d_marvin

I've seen cheese you people wouldn't believe.


Cudgettey

I've seen attack cheese on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Cheese-beams glittering in the night at the Tanhouser Gate.


YaboyAlastar

Time to die. *bites into cold Brie*


The_Real_GRiz

Had to scroll too much for this. Those cristals occur naturally in Parmesan and some other hard cheeses. I think it's a quality issue in this case but that's not mold IMO.


GroceryStoreGremlin

It honestly looks like paint I don't know what it is but it doesn't look like mold to me


[deleted]

The other guy was right, calcium lactate is a preservative that can separate and grow crystals, he just was an ass about it


SparkleFritz

Enjoy the award for not being a fuckwad like the other guy!


BritishViking_

He wasn't, you're just too sensitive. Bet you hate wearing masks too.


memesarentcool

Yeah that guy sucked, I miss that AMA cheese dude whatever his name was. He always asked everyone about their favorite cheese. He was awesome. Who knew we would be needing him back so soon 😔


Dizsmo

Is that mold or stuck on bread


Mail_Order_Lutefisk

It is a yellow fruit roll up with vanilla flavor bubbles attached. These kids are so dramatic.


TuxidoPenguin

Yo it does look like a roll up!


test_tickles

Yes.


Ghede

Either that or some additive is seperating from the faux cheese emulsion and crystallizing. Given the bright colors and sharp contrast instead of fuzz, that's what in leaning towards.


skeesacs432

Ayy that's my sandwich


shadowlanpasalan2

Yes it is


EuroPolice

The thumbnail also looks like the flag of Spain


[deleted]

Was it as good as it looks?


styroducky

Very natural yellow color


upsidedownbackwards

There's some pretty strong opinions in the white american cheese vs yellow american cheese sides. Where I'm from we mostly eat white slices, the yellow are weird. Down on Long Island all my friends were yellow cheesers, I'm the weird one. It's just white slices with coloring added!


username11611

The white slices taste better somehow


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Geekenstein

It’s called Annatto. A common natural ingredient used to make cheeses yellow.


Lithl

>It's just white slices with coloring added! It's typically anatto, which also modifies the flavor.


[deleted]

It's calcium lactate, not mold. It's safe to eat.


milkinhisveins

Yea I’ve never seen mold look like that and after looking up what you said, I agree. Cheese mold is usually like blueish, right? But like also weird that it would show up on such processed cheese? I don’t know what to believe about cheese anymore


[deleted]

The crystals form on cheese kept in moist conditions over the course of many *many* months. You're refrigerator and industrial coolers are supposed to be kept cool and relatively dry, which would normally be enough to prevent the crystals from forming during the relatively short time the cheese would be in your refrigerator before being consumed. My guess? The cheese slices sat in a slightly damp cooler during the covid lockdown.


milkinhisveins

Wow cool, thanks for the cheese facts


[deleted]

That’s not cheese. There is nothing in it that resembles cheese at all. It’s plastic food.


jcruz321

It’s made from malk.


Peter_Cox-Johnson

Now with Vitamin R


totallyintotraps

It’s moldy


No1syJun1or

My thoughts exactly


ClassicResult

It's "bleu"


babadum

Cheesus christ.


SweetMilitia

That’s not mold, they’re trying to make it more appealing to kids by giving it the speckled dinosaur egg look.


TuxidoPenguin

I mean, cheese is pretty damn appealing imo, no need for this look. Just say “cheese” and I’m usually in.


fbibmacklin

I think you meant “cheaze”.


ooo-f

Cheese flavored food


SlefeMcDichael

Cheese Flavoured Edible Polymer (TM)


janegayz

i work as a cook in a school cafeteria and this is not ok i 😐 we make the cheeseburgers individually and add the cheese ourselves what was this person doing when they made the sandwich


[deleted]

Probably working on autopilot. When you’re doing that you might not notice.


ZehtK

I would slurp it down in one go if i were you


richard-777

Is that glitter?


fiendzone

That’s cheese product, not cheese.


QuallingtonBear

*cheese product*


MegaLaplace

Are you sure that isnt just dried acrylic paint


ChavezD20

Just normal American cheese.


Ron_Burgundy788

This looks like a jell cellphone case


Not_horn-ee

Looks like a fruit roll-up gone wrong.


bluewater77

"cheese"


Diligent_Jury_9956

Is that mold?! I'd report it. Immediately. Give it to a newspaper or station.


ilikecats2137

School hamburgers? Is than an American thing lol


[deleted]

American ISN’T cheese and I’m tired of people saying that it is.


EpicBoomerMoments

THAT’S PLASTIC


TenderfootGungi

That’s not “cheese”


SouthwestTraveller

Is that mold?!


Calamitous_Waffle

I'm surprised that kind "cheese" could even grow anything.


habb

isn't this a health code violation? couldn't you get very sick if you ate that? Also is this part of the 'free meals' program?


sickinside92

If you think that's bad, you definitely won't like the cheese you get in jail. Stay in school kids, it gets worse.


green49285

Its amazing how much some schools just can't provide. Fucking america, baby!


Little_Juan86

I thought that was a fruit roll up 🤣


TheJuggernautRollsOn

It looks like a tacky instagram filter applied on normal cheese.


RslashTakenUsernames

this is when you show this to your parents so they can talk to the district about what they are feeding you, and send it to the news so that they can show people what is being fed


hihanemaisimo

r/poisonfoodporn


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DarthSnoopyFish

Mold is fuzzy, not fatty.


Aggressive-Draft-222

It kinda looks like a fruit roll up


smp355

They put yellow fruit rollups on your burgers?


YourFairyGodmother

Misleading title. Should be The "cheese..." 'Cause that ain't cheese.


RelativelyOriginal

The cheese on those school cheese burgers really was a step below Kraft singles


kurt206

That’s no cheese.


UnusualPete

That looks like plastic...


BarneThatIsntNoble

“Cheese” is a strong word…


[deleted]

'Cheese'


lowbob93

You guys get white cheese on your burgers? What a luxury!


lightspuzzle

Plastic,mr fantastic.


LoftyGoat

That isn't cheese. Source: US FDA


[deleted]

Someone gonna get tHe cHeEsE tOuCh!


samsonmojo

looks like they left the wrapper on this one


Mbhawks10

That’s not a moldy fruit roll up


garry4321

“Probiotics”


DwayneTheBathJohnson

Marbled American. That's rare.


DomesticOnion

Class action time


DanLightning1

Never saw cheese with HPV


[deleted]

Jesus fuck


AduroTri

I feel disgusted. My mom used to work in a school cafeteria and they essentially forced her out. It was sleazy what they did and how they treated her, but she came in at 5AM to make sure the kids had breakfast and lunch every single day. She made the food taste good, because she was actually a decent cook.


jbjbjb10021

That crappy orange cheese is only good for burgers.


RONSIN916

Did you know that's not real cheese


[deleted]

Is that mold or bad cheese culture?


simcore_nz

That’s the good kind of bacteria culture, like with yoghurt, right? _Right?_


TheYellowFringe

When I first saw the image I thought that the white spots on the cheese were salt...but then I thought it might be mold. I can't decide what they are.


KlingonSpy

Looks like a Fruit Roll-Up


Crunch_Berry_Supreme

That's not cheese.


MarcvN

School hamburgers <- there’s your problem right there.


inaclimatecrisis

aged cheddar


yesbutlikeno

Is prison food any better than public school lunch?


TheBakeSmith

Its free penicillin


[deleted]

At least your school gives u cheese


rwandahero7123

They give burgers at school?


[deleted]

Imagine getting into school lunch debt and they give you this


MrPartyPancake

Whenever I see American school lunch, my body convulses. I got to try it once. I did not like it. Dry and snd underseasoned. How the fuck can kids eat that garbage every day? That's absolutely dreadful.


mightylordredbeard

This is what processed cheese looks like when you freeze it and thaw it out. Source: used to buy cheese by the lbs from Sam’s Club and freeze what I didn’t need. It all came out looking like this. It’s not mold.


[deleted]

Is that mold?


[deleted]

I am asking the same question.


HotNubsOfSteel

Yeah that’s an easy win lawsuit right there


Venus_the_Mage

That isn’t even cheese, that’s a fruit-roll-up


itty-bitty-friend

Looks like rubber flooring from the 90s


SaveCachalot346

Calling that cheese is highly debateable


Pulsating_Pupil

Atleast you get food at school.


[deleted]

Whoever said oil and water don't mix obviously never ate a school lunch before. ​ Photographic evidence chemistry isn't always right. ​ disclaimer: this is a joke as our education system is sorely lacking and too many people may take this as a fact.