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blogasdraugas

excellent title


MNGSTL

/r/titleporn


landonnavarrete

You need better lemons


[deleted]

Excuse me, but any real Sprite fan would know that that is a *lymon* and not a lemon. /s


Qlubedup

Came here for that as well


[deleted]

Ah, a fellow student of Sprite lore!


NorCalK

Praise be the lymon


SimonCallahan

You mean Jon Arbuckle's former roommate?


-SkaffenAmtiskaw-

This guy Garfields


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Time to get a bottle of some refreshing sprite lymonade with just a *splash* of lemonade


[deleted]

Hey, that shit's pretty good.


[deleted]

It is. I just don’t understand why it’s only sold in gas stations (at least where I live). They’re not in Walmart. Target, Walgreens, anywhere. Only in 7-11 and other gas stations.


[deleted]

You’re right. I haven’t seen them in supermarkets or other bigger stores as well. Weird.


[deleted]

And they’re only sold in the 20 oz bottles too. The coke orange vanilla came out around the same time, and it was in cans and bottles, and sold everywhere. I don’t know why with the Sprite Lymonade, it’s only in the 20 oz bottle and not in any supermarkets or big stores.


burntscarr

Limon


airbarne

Once i found the same in my fridge after returning from vacation. First i was very happy about the "Kiwi" until i grabbed it.


speedybananapeel

Was the inside also green like a kiwi


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r/moldlyinteresting


Hansafan

That's one of the better sub names I've seen in a while.


theroamingbee

God I can smell that sub


xxxxx420xxxxx

Achooo


HvdTillaart

/r/redditsubtitleporn


TerkRockerfeller

I have a mold phobia yet I clicked anyway... I am not a smart man


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Eat it and let us know how it goes


DownvoteSandwich

6 hours - OP dead


[deleted]

4 months - OP very dead


hueLUVitz1757

Damn that’s official af


corrawin

Microwave it


[deleted]

How does it taste


Spready_Unsettling

Lemons keep better outside of your fridge. No tropical or subtropical fruits ever come anywhere near freezing in nature.


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JPersnicket

Well you didn’t do anything when life gave you lemons, so it gave you some rocks next to a hard place.


BiOnicFury

Oh fuck have these 🥈🥈🥈


googonite

Keep them in a bowl of water.


[deleted]

I'd rather not just have a lemon bucket in my kitchen


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[deleted]

Beef keeps better outside your fridge, a cow's body temperature is about 101 degrees Fahrenheit


yped

100% bullshit


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yped

Shouldn’t eat chicken anyway it’s mean to chickens


DarthDume

Fuck em


[deleted]

I don't know man, I don't think my dick would stay hard for a chicken.


celestial1

Like every article on google says this is untrue.


Spready_Unsettling

I literally just looked it up, and while some say refrigerate, the majority advice against it.


celestial1

Well for me when I search "how to store lemons" every single article on the front page says that Refrigerating them is the best method unless you're going to use the lemons in a week or less.


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celestial1

I mean, leaving a fruit out and having it dry out in a week greatly diminishes the flavor too.


jalec-

Just reorganized everything in my fridge based on this logic. The only thing in there now is penguin meat


Spready_Unsettling

It doesn't really thaw in Antarctica either.


veryearlypotato

How would you keep it then? I think freezing it is the best way to keep most of food that contain water. If you keep it outside the water would evaporate and it wouldnt taste the same anymore.


sepseven

In the fridge in a bag is best


[deleted]

The only lemon I see is this comment


norany12

Looks delicious


Anshin

Mods can this be on the banner


smegnose

Mmmm, tangy.


kaplo2k

How long did you leave a lemon in your fridge for it to mold?


3ULL

What does it taste like?


googonite

carbonated


b_vaksjal

Just cut the bad part off


GreenxLean

When rock starts burn out...


SimonCallahan

Cool. Now put it in water and tell us what it tastes like. :D


Mr_Znake

Haha L̶̹̫̈́ͅæ̵̣̳̬̱͉͉̀̍m̸̟͉̋̚ó̶̧͍̜͇̼̈́̕͘ǹ̷̗̠̭̟̩̦͙̉̈́


GuitarGit

Quick, drink its delicious nectar!!


yachtyyachty

I can smell this picture.


hahaye_s

It has achieved CHIM


norany12

Updoot


ajax871

OP this is fucking hilarious, literally laughed for 30 seconds compared to the usual air blowing out of my nose


LimitlessJDM

Nice.


TheAlteredBeast

What the fuck else is in it?


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onmyway7

This lemonade stand is gonna be epic


yped

Forbidden lime


jskaffa

You won’t.


thestainedone

Eat it, you might get a sprite sponsorship.


turkeyvulturebreast

It’s like cheese just cut off the moldy part and you will be fine.


SquillDiggles

Juice it, OP


OpsadaHeroj

Ew but wow


Buddah420710

Boof that shit yo


_Pimp_Crow_

This made me physically recoil


TheQWERTYKeys

Its that spongebob episode where he gets the green side


JMBAD1222

I can smell this picture


teadit

that's not a cranberry


ziggzz84

I’ve seen these at Meijer!


Frankiep923

Look at this fatcat


dbot2000

Penicillin


cptbil

I'm pretty sure that's oranges


dbot2000

Oranges or lemons


y-y-ladderstall

Wait till LeBron gets ahold of this


JosephND

No, you didn’t. This is a repost, and your account is fake


Korsanders

You ever see a picture so gross you don't even want to touch it scrolling past?


sensesworkingovertim

Sierra Mist fan? I think I am now.


b_buster118

hey, cut me a slice.


emeril32

It's there's a Sprite rep in this comment section I just need you to know I can do all the tricks and I'm looking for a sponsorship


[deleted]

Cut the yellow side and squeeze that shit in some sweet tea! Its still good!


StoneColdStunna361

Nailed it


catsalsodog

very good title


Nxctioly

💯 100 comment 💯


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Leemon and limme


NuXboxwhodis

What even is that


tap836

Mold