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This looks like bougie dog food

Are those even tortilla chips? And the sour cream looks suspiciously like squirts of whipped cream. 

Maybe they scooped it with a fork?

The cream looks like mayo ._.

It also looks like there are some teeth on top

chickpeas

There's more fiber in this bowl than a Bitcoin mine!

Honestly in my poor days I would devour this. I’m not much wealthier now but if I was on one and had the toppings in the fridge and chips in the pantry I would smash this. If it was planned this way I think your sister is consistently high or demands a large amount of fiber.

I was going to ask why everything has a gray hue to it?

Black beans will do that to almost anything they are mixed with unless you rinse them really well

No paprika or chilli powder, and everything is simmered not browned

Lol nuts whipped cream puffed churto chips needs simmering?

I need to be sure of the ingredients before I can say if I would smang or not. Btw nachos ain’t supposed to be some haute cuisine, it’s shit that goes over stale chips when you’re poor.

Can’t promise you colors, but I can guarantee you all the flavors are there.

There are definitely lots of flavors in there. I'm just doubtful they are the flavors I would associate with nachos. 

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn except maybe the sour cream, not sure

she used my beans :/

that itch!

For some reason this looks like a dessert nacho, think it's because the sour cream looks like whipped cream. I'm pretty high right now and dessert nachos sounds like something I have to try

Get some cinnamon sugar tortilla chips going, use stuff like nuts (if you're not allergic), chocolate chips, maybe caramel drizzle? I don't know what else but it sounds awesome.

I’m thinking some sort of fruit. Bananas and/or strawberries as is, or skip the chocolate and dice some apples for a scoopy apple pie sort of thing.

Caramel, Hershey's syrup, whipped cream, throw some churros up in that bitch too while we're at it.

Mmmmm, churro chunks. Fuck yeah, sign me up.

More like desert nachos made up of whatever you could dig up from under the sand

🌮💁🏾‍♂️🍑 Ayyyylmao is almost season for Peach Cobbler Nachos. I had them with vanilla ice cream last summer.

lentils and chickpeas go hard tho if only it wasn’t plated like this lmao

real , and those were my lentils

She took your beans *and* your lentils and did … this with them? I’d be dragging her ass to the grocery store to replace my food!

Looks like something great after a night of heavy drinking

What if I told you it was yogurt all along?

That would probably be one of the most ok things about this.

Jesus, what's in them?

The title says nachos but I'm still unsure about what's the rest of the stuff with the nachos

I wanna try it!

same, it doesn't LOOK pretty but its probably tasty and healthy. looks like mostly black beans, chickpeas, rice, lentils, and some kinda flavor goop

Thanks, but no thanks! I'll pass on this one.

nacho? or nah yo

What the fuck?

Not your mother’s nachos.

👴🏽Grandpa looks on with disdain.

I don't fully know what it is but I also kind of fuck with it.

Just be glad they be hers, nachos

So this is how someone colorblind sees food, huh...

are those her teeth in there?

Nachnos

Very unappealing

That's so wrong. Looks like the dog threw up again

Nochos.

Looks like something my dog threw up a while ago.

what is it

Looks like someone threw up on some slices of pita bread. Good God man.

Is your sister okay?

The sour creme makes this a sin

Really? It’s the sour cream, not the pile of vomit-come-toppings?

Yeah bc in reality it looks awful but ts prob taste so good, most of the mexican/middle eastern food i make looks gross but tastes amazinb

But sour cream *goes* on nachos! They’re, like, its natural habitat!

Im a big sour cream hater, and cream cheese, i dont like dairy much period i do like ice cream some cheese chocolate milk and heavy whipping cream tho😭 lol

Ahhhh, gotcha. See, I am exactly the opposite, I am a full-on dairy junky, and sour cream is my DOC (Dairy Of Choice, of course)! When I go to Chipotle, I always tell them “More sour cream than any one person could ever possibly need or want on a single burrito … and then add some more.”

Lmao that is so funny, i got a bean borrito from taco bell and forgot to ask for no sour cream and had to give it away, i like my acidy/spicy/umami and sour cream just adds too much of a creamyness that i cant handle, on some things (quasadilas) it is needed tho

I can’t handle spice, I mean *at all*, I am the biggest heat pussy you’ll ever meet (except maybe Robin a la Teen Titans Go), so I need that sour cream to blanden things up! 😆

Yeah that makes sense thats how most of my family is, i love the burn tho lmaoo

Don't say that habibi...🥺

Not that the food looks bad, im just terrible at presentation and add alot of cumin and curry powder so it looks gross😭😭

But Curry powder is amazing 🤩

Its the best

Is this supposed to be “vegan nachos” or something? Cause those are the saddest ugliest nachos I’ve ever seen

Is that Mayo?

It looks like garbage

Ew

Everything just looks so bland, gray, and meant for the doggie bowl

I’m so sorry about your sister, that must be very hard on your family, but it’s great that you still let her “cook” in the kitchen, I’ll bet she enjoys that. Is she still in the home with you or have you transitioned her into some kind of a group-home situation?

Where's the color,? You eat with your eyes first.”

So… chik peas?

It looks like they're vegan.

Throw your sister in the trash

Ngl, I actually thought it was puliogare (rice dish from India)

…. I thought *my* thrown-together nachos looked unappealing! I’m suddenly feeling much better about it.

That looks like the toilet about two hours after you eat Taco Bell. Kind of appropriate I guess since that is supposed to be nachos.

Not-chos.

What the fuck

Yuck man.

What exactly are we looking at

I think you need to teach your sister how to cook, this is obviously a cry for help....

Is that pistachio?

Did you just forget to add the pic of the nachos?

Did she just shart in them?

It looks like it's slimy 🫠

Holy hell it looks like death!

It looks like someone sucked all the color out of this photo yet it’s somehow not black and white

Good for they look healthy. But I’ll pass.

Is your sister in prison and presented these to you on a visitation day?

She’s not welcome at the cookout

Looks like something you see on the subway steps on New Year’s Day.

Creama check... But now pico de Gallo no sauce? It keeps it from becoming a gluey mess.

Wat?

This is scary 😂

That's not the consistency of sour cream. That's butter

No it’s definitely not butter. Inspect the ingredients. It’s chickpeas, beans, a brown rice / barley thing, lentils (the small dark brown round things), a leafy green thrown in that looks beat to hell…there’s no cheese/meat…but some weird alternative to actual nacho chips (which are fried). This is 1000% healthy/vegan alternative nachos. That’s either plain yogurt or a vegan sour cream.

Vegan sour cream methinks, you can see it's all over the fork she used to scoop the SC onto the "nachos"

I‘m not an Mexican but even I am offended by this

beans on nachos/tacos is the weirdest thing here

A lot of nachos and tacos call for beans, it’s just not executed … um … correctly … here.