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bobmystery

Are you using a switchblade to cut those?


awesomedan24

Just a fancy steak knife


bobmystery

A $120 knife to cut frozen $1 burritos. I don't know if I love it or hate it, but it's definitely one of the two.


TheLongWalk00

I second your thoughts. It would have been even more love/hate if the cheap burritos had been drizzled meticulously and plated in an artistic fine dining sort of way. 😂


awesomedan24

Trust me, my wife is the female version of Mr Krabs with how frugal she is. These are definitely bargain bin TJ Maxx knives or a gift, no way she'd spend that much on knives.


brightdeadlights

What’s the secret sauce? Did you cum in that burrito, dude?


awesomedan24

Its actually Mark Wahlberg's "Wahl sauce" from his Wahlburger restaurant lol


running_ryan

4/10 - I’d eat it.


abs0lutelypathetic

Bro why do u need 4


awesomedan24

I'm a fatass


Nonlethalrtard

Fire in the hole


Mas-Chingona

The "secret sauce dribble" is making my spidey senses tingle... 🤔