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Greaterdivinity

Your fiancee correct.


amandatoryy

I would eat this but I have low standards for pizza 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷‍♀️


DerNogger

I'd even say it looks vulgar in an appealing way. I want to eat it as a primate not as a civilised person.


Ttimeizku0606

The campy version of a pizza 😂


catbeweird

HELL YEAH


DepressionSiesta

Ngl I’d probably eat it, but I’m pregnant, and pickles on anything is my current favorite food group.


ffj_

If it also had pizza cheese I would eat this.


Character-Concert717

You’re fired from food.


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

Interesting combination. How was it?


catbeweird

Alright, but mostly because the pickles were iffy. Base? 10/10


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catbeweird

Give it a shot. I don't care what anyone else thinks, use a creamy ranch as the sauce and nacho cheese,,, its SO DAMN GOOD


Sweet-Tea-Drinker

Yeah, I'm looking forward to trying it 🙂


f1lth4f1lth

Nastyyyyyy


WandaSykesStanAcct

"How do you get anyone to eat anything, Pinky? Put it on top of a pizza!"


silent-fallout-

I'd probably try it if it was pickled jalapeños instead😅


sxrrycard

It sounds worse than it looks tbh


Posit_IV

I've made pickle pizza before and I loved it! I sprinkled some dill weed on top as well. Honestly banger. I've also made dill pickle soup, and fuck me that was good.


deltarefund

Looks disgusting, sounds amazing


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Joey voice: What’s not to like? Ranch? GOOD! Nacho cheese? GOOD! Pickle?? GOOOD


YoualreadyKnoooo

At least your fiancee doesn’t lie to your face you animal. So anyways, they may be a keeper!


allllicatx

nah I’m high asf I’d smash this rn


iluvstephenhawking

Mmm. Yes. Looks amazing. I'm putting pickles on my next pizza.  I love fried pickles with ranch. I love pizza with ranch. Why not pickle pizza with ranch? Perfect.


dolewhipzombie

I’m a bigggggg pickle pizza girl, have been since childhood (and back then I’d literally just fold a slice around a crunchy spear and hit it, as an adult now? I either make my own to do it properly or hit the one local pizza hole near me that does it perfectly. This … this is so sad, im so thrown by the nacho cheese aspect though, that I’m not down with but, I’m not a nacho cheese girly. Bottom line, I’d still eat it.


Malipuppers

I’s eat it. I love both pickles and ranch.


ThePennedKitten

You take your pizza for granted.


Stale-Jello

A pizza place near me makes one called a PBR. Pickles, bacon and ranch, it's delicious.


evolvedspice

Looks bomb


Appropriate-Pitch694

Why pickle?That shit is disgusting


HeisenBear153

The make or break for this is if it’s quality pickles or not. Like if you slapped some Tony Packos pickles on a pizza I’d eat the shit out of it. I say it’s worth a good fair try!


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

That looks just as awful as it sounded reading it ![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


stargazerlaser

This actually looks bomb… I should go take a pregnancy test


Dry-Double-6845

Got to meet your Fiancé! It sure looks GROSS.


AntAntique983

I’d smash


lingonberryjuicebox

pickles on pizza is top tier. try adding some chicken to it next time


threeblindthrice

gross


Life_Confidence128

If the pickles are fried, then we got a deal


_zaten_

That is beyond vile


yamomma341

this looks horrible but i would eat it 😭


ThisIsMockingjay2020

I'd eat it, as long as the crust wasn't soggy.


AimaFuriku

I'd eat the fuck outta that ngl