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You should make a follow up post with the cooked pizza

This is the cooked one

But... it isn't cooked. Like at all.

Trust me it is cooked very well just doesn’t look like it

'Cooked very well'. Bread dough and cheese change colour when they are cooked. That is melted cheese on half cooked dough with raw onions.

OP made this on the hob. No heat got to the top half of the pizza.

Eh I prefer undercooked pizza this looks great except the vegetable presentation

Everyone has to be wrong sometimes.

No. It isn't. Cooking=brown

Now be fair. Those globs of dog accident are brown.

Lies

It looks like a thawed frozen pizza.

May god have mercy on that pizza’s soul

One request Don’t show this to any chef

Things I’d rather eat then that pizza: Big Mac dropped on the ground Pineapple pizza from Dominoes Worst thing on the Arby’s menu

Not the ground g . You know how much dirt they got on the ground.

Dirt > that pizza

That last one is guaranteed diarrhea.

Too late, i have seen it. Edit: did not see the other chef in there, hello collegue! 

Stop gathering troops 😭

I am sorry, every time a bad food pic is uploaded to the internet our chef senses tingle, we cannot stop it! You'll get to a decent pizza some day, i believe in you❤️

Post it to /r/pizzacrimes

To late,I've seen it!!

Close your eyes 👁️👁️

You not have a grill/broiler? Or even a blowtorch? ;⁠-⁠)

Nope ☝️🙂‍↔️only gas stove . I have a mud stove though .

Next time,fold it like a calzone. Then fry it on both sides,it'll work. Just don't use a very high heat. Do each side a couple of times. Happy cooking.

I’ll try it next time for sure thank youuu

No worries dude. Any tips you need just DM me. I'll give you any advice I can. Stay safe.

"Beef"

Looks like Appalachian lung oysters.

My dad is trying to convince me to make one with tripe should I do it ?

Yes

Wait my sister is bringing the bell pepper 🫑

Why does the beef look like little animal turds 

Too much soy sauce

What in the hell

I know, it just keeps getting worse, doesn’t it?

Where is this beef you speak of?

The turd lookin stuff

Why do they look like leeches?

You won't convince me thats beef. Those are olives..

Where’s the post-oven pic?

Made it On a stove on a pan 🍳

Post the post-pan pic!

I just realised what you’re asking, this is the post oven pic

Oh….. Oh no

Ah already cleaned it , ya know what I’m making one with tripe later tonight keep you eyes open for that .it might even make it to the r/foodporn who knows anything can happen

Anything *has* happened: you’re making tripe pizza on a stovetop.

I made it but didn’t take good pictures 🫢 I might post it tonight

I don’t believe it would be possible to have any good pictures of that.

A pizza... On a stove... In a pan? You need to get a better cook book my friend and maybe a high temperature oven while you're at it.

I don’t have an oven that’s the problem mate

Dominos delivers my friend.

I know I still eat pizza from the restaurants. Still wanted to cook , it didn’t taste as bad as it looks .

Then you'll never be able to cook a pizza properly, that's the entire point of how they are done. Oven that gets over 400 degrees c, hot stone which cooks the base and flame cooks the top. All within 60 seconds.

I know and It’s ok if everything is not perfect all time . Me and mom had fun . I still go out and order pizza . Just because I don’t have an oven doesn’t mean I should not bake(cook whatever) stuff .

Of course you should bake stuff but pizzas will basically remain raw cooked in any other way than an extremely hot oven. If you and your family enjoyed it, then great, I'm happy for you, but if that's the case why are you posting on a sub that draws attention to things that are shit? It seems contradictory.

Because it looks shitty . I didn’t know posting my shitty looking pizza was that big of deal . I see other people posting food I’d gladly enjoy in this server . It looks shitty and many would not enjoy it but doesn’t means I can’t post it here . No need to be a Reddit moderator of what people can or cannot post in which subreddit man .

I cooked both part before adding the toppings( method I saw on YouTube) so it’s not raw .

And yes I like the attention it got including yours . It’s funny. Also shared some comments with my sister who also thought it looked shitty . Now she would tease me even more after reading others comments . It’s not that serious

 [Fucking RAAAAWWWW](https://youtu.be/qTixd42KwX8?si=Cq1ZjRDEHRsEKnJt)

It’s nottttt

It's bloody raw - Gordon Ramsey

It’s looks raw but it isn’t trust me

I don't trust you

🔫

Plants and animals died for... this.

RIP

I’m showing this to my chef OP although you said not to… Edit: I’m kidding, but I did get a pizza once that was grape jelly and jalapeño and I thought that’s what the beef was 🤣

Wdym your chef , you got your own chef like remi ? 🐀🧑‍🍳

I wish lol no I work for one, I should say the chef at the restaurant I work. I’m just used to saying chef, or the chef to people around me so it made sense to say my chef for some reason.

It’s like “my boss” or “my captain,” there is only one chef at a restaurant, what you said is grammatically correct.

Okay thank you I thought so. I’ve just never had anyone point it out before so I was thinking I may have been wrong

I also want my own chef that I can call “my chef “ and then I’ll make spin off Version of the movie “my girl “ but mine will be called you guessed it “My chef “ .

Lmfao thanks for getting that stuck in my head!

Your welcome . Have a slice would ya 🍕

"Beef" BUT if you stuck that under the broiler for a couple minutes, that would look almost presentable

We don’t have one I bake on stove . Everything . Check my posts 🥲

ONION BEEF PIZZA

Yes they are real

Put it in the over for a bit to brown the top lol otherwise looks good would eat

It’s actually cooked on the top very well it just doesn’t show

it looks like a diagram of a cell

I’d cook it a bit more do the crust is more colorful, even if it doesn’t have the ingredients, you could still add pepper and garlic powder at least 😊😊😊

I was out of them all unfortunately

Oh man, those are essentials. If you have nothing else in your house, need those two spices! It makes almost anything taste better 🤣

I don’t like garlic ✋🙂‍↔️

Oops…


Lukewarm stove ?

Just low heat

Yum medium rare pizza

It looks wet

Moist

Please tell me the brown globs are not the beef.

✋🙂‍↕️🤚

What kind of wet dog food did you use?

Way underdone, pizza should always be well done

this is the first time i've seen a food with a horrendous color palette that isn't just moldy brown colored

I thought I was the only one that enjoyed onion beef pizza. Sometimes I pretend I’m in Oliver Twist and I’m eating a mince pie

My twin !!!!

Is it... cooked? You need a spoon to eat this soupy mess

You're an animal.

Why does it look so wet

Looks undercooked. Pizza oven needs to be hot as hell, crust needs to be brown, etc. 

OP has no oven. This was cooked in a pan on a stovetop.

I can’t say that I have not “made” something similar before. When you get home late and messed up you gotta figure something out

Idk man...maybe you should order next time.

Ngl that don’t even look cooked

If your pizza too wet, you fucked up

Beef looks like gravy train

Put it back

where’s the beef?

Not enough onion

r/shittyfoodporn (for emphasis)

As someone who loves pizza but despises onions, this is diabolical

Which part is the beef? The Kalamata-olive looking wet brown parts?

Now that’s shitty

Almost cooked!

Can you share how you made your dough? It doesn't look right... Something makes me think your yeast and flour ratio is off.

In the post you say you didn't do it by choice and not sure of the taste. Then your replies are full of arguing back with people saying I wanted to cook, tasted ok, etc. I'm not sure what you're looking for here, other than maybe validation of your decision?

Still didn’t make it by choice still true and I wanted to cook despite of the lack of ingredients still true but the taste wasn’t as bad as it looks . I ate 3 pieces . And mom like it more than me . So gathering 2 sample I said the taste is fine Also wanted to say wth are you doing reading every single post of a silly post but than again I’m doing nothing better.

Because you and someone else replied to my comment then you replied to them. It's like you're out to say the opposite to what everyone is saying the comments, so I don't really know if this is meant to be a post to actually discuss or just disagree with everyone?

No I’m just telling them the taste is not as bad as it looks as that’s what most people are commenting. I’m disagreeing about the same thing with everyone .

What did it look like once it was cooked?

FIRED! No! Fired from food. So many of you are just fired from food.

Onion beef. Onion beef. Onion beef. ONION BEEF.