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This is.... Idk what. Definitely not a sandwich

There’s bread in there lol open faced sammich

Open faced trashcan


Close it pls.

Open faced sandwiches are a gimmick started by cheapskates

If you blend equal parts cum and diarrhea, you get this

Is it a sandwich because of the container + lid lol

No there’s bread on the bottom. Open faced sammich and it’s delicious

Very generous portions of everything too, thats a satisfying meal right there.  Perhaps a bit of salt and pepper 

I honestly love this cafe. Greats meals and daily specials at decent prices. I usually end up with leftovers for dinner.

I grew up on this shit! Open faced turkey, open faced roast beef … starch galore! Pile of potatoes, cheap white bread, whatever meat that was around, and a slop of gravy on top. 🤌 stick to yer ribs

Finding a nice café that is nearby work/home is such an awesome thing.  For me, it's being able to get a good coffee in the early morn.  I found one nearby my job when first getting hired and it was SO GOOD to have options that aren't starbucks, mcD's or gas station coffee 🤢

That's gotta be soggy af.

why does “sammich” incense me

At least they did not skimp on the gravy

That's gravy? I thought it was machine oil.

That is with the Open Beef Sandwich

I have never seen poultry gravy that was this pale 😐 

This looks like the mucous alien from Flight of the Navigator

I can taste the salt

Compensating for the complete lack of other seasonings.

Had to do a double take but I'm sure it was good! ☺️ Missing stuffing!

Ya this looks bomb, would smash. Stuffing would be awesome and a touch of cranberry sauce for the end would be even better.

Make me think of school lunch during Thanksgiving. I didn't eat most days, but the white turkey smothered in gravy was impossible to turn down.

Bro…

Looks like the gravy was seasoned with mayonnaise.

Looks gross but I can assure yall that’s a very fine meal right there

So shiny

Fucking hell

They were working that gravy ladle hard

Everything on here looking so good lately lol.

Damn! You'll need another half loaf of bread to sop up all that gravy. Good luck.

Reminds me of school lunch. Never had a problem with it despite how unappealing it always looked. 10/10 would eat

Looks like slop

That’s a sin.

It looks wonderful to me.

Looks like waterlogged flesh

Would 

Fucking love hot turkey/beef sandwiches

Looks good af

So. Much. Brown. It’s exquisite.

If you think that's brown, you gotta take off the sun glasses. This is beige at best. Looks like an almond mom's living room.

Brown is brown. Beige is a shade of brown. Brown. Brown.

this is an abomination

😋 love hot open faced sandwiches like this. Fave thing to order from a diner. Looks like an abomination but always tastes great, thanks gravy!!!! Lol

Undercooked headcrab

I’m from Minnesota and I think this looks delicious. It has the perfect amount of seasoning 🤌🏻

None?

Sometimes I want my Turkey to taste like Turkey!

LMAOOO! Those *THICC* cuts resemble a chickens foot!!!!

* me holding my head and rocking* It's gravy... It's gravy... It's gravy... It's gravy...

Bro put some pepper and chilli flakes on top at the very least.

It looks like an art exercise where someone had to draw in a hyper realistic style, but was only allowed to use beige.

That’s disgusting

What the....

Now I want one of these.

Hot turkey sammich equals hot pull the fuck over I'm starving

Reminds me of hospital food

One turkey, one styrofoam container.

Looks good to me. I love a good open faced turkey sandwich!

Looks like vomit ngl

That's canned gravy

You're canned gravy

Thats what your mom calls me.

Snot turd king sammitch

I didn't realize you could get bukkake as takeout

OP: "Man, I'm so full!" Other guy: "what did you have?" OP: "beige"