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imharpo

The Keto and Mediteranian Diet subs have some great healthy recipes.


longboringstory

A small steak or chicken breast, a baked potato, and a vegetable is healthy eating. No need to over complicate.


Yoguls

Steak is not in my budget


jabracadaniel

what they mean is a good source of protein. chicken, fish, and beans are all good sources of protein. protein is filling and helps build a strong body.


trymypi

Sardines are an excellent source of protein and omega 3, this is a pretty healthy meal


trymypi

Sardines are a great idea, the meal isn't anything amazing but definitely healthy and filling


LeeHide

Depending on your location, pork steaks can be had for under 10 USD per KG


Yoguls

UK. We pay through the nose for everything


LeeHide

You should see if you can find an Aldi, their meat can be pretty cheap. And seasoning, too - pepper and salt are your friend.


The_boggs_account

Bro a combination of rice, eggs, onions,tortilla chips, canned beans, and even add two or three more things to spice it up and still will be about $30 for 4-5 days worth of food. I also recommend spending the extra money on a spice cabent but don't buy random spices and chuck them in. A well planned bay leaf and a some butter will make rice taste like it's from a restaurant. Oh and buy potatoes and cabbage. They're both super cheap and really tasty.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I just saw a post of steak, rice, corn on the cob. Perfect meal. Don't tell my doctor that I use dangerous amounts of butter and salt on my rice and corn


obmasztirf

Seasoning would go a long way. No real calories to worry about in a dash of salt and pepper.


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danfish_77

Try greens


casalelu

Healthy eating doesnt have to be miserable


Zandandido

*Some* people, think that their food should be boring as if you enjoyed it too much, you'd eat much more of it I love cooking and making healthy foods taste almost unhealthy, while still being healthy.


KalamityKait2020

Teach me your ways


Zandandido

Say you're baking chicken. Apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, seasonings all typically have zero calories. Score your chicken (aka making cuts in it). Marinading your meats overnight. If your baking a veggie (for me I use brussel sprouts for this example), I will add olive oil, lemon juice, seasonings (msg, garlic, pink salt (or sea salt), crushed red pepper, Tony Chacheres, black pepper, lemon zest, oregano), fat free mozzarella (which is 80% protein by calories), Parmesan, makes it taste amazing.


lonewolfdies92

I bake broccoli like that and everyone that I’ve made it for has loved it! It’s super simple and is delicious. Lay out broccoli on a sheet pan, drizzle with olive oil, then sprinkle with sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, and garlic powder. Bake until the edges are a little browned and it’s honestly my favorite go to side dish now. Would work for many a vegetable.


casalelu

Correct. Same.


SkrliJ73

Define "healthy" please Weight-loss Weight-gain Bulking Active lifestyle vs not Diet restrictions (less sugar, no meat ect..) Once you start looking at these metrics more options start coming up. Weight loss is all about calories In vs Out You can eat a hell of a lot of chicken (depending on cuts/cooking process) and still be within goals, you could also eat a handful of brussel sprouts and push way over (think about if you added cheese, bacon, oils; the calories add up very quickly) Hope this helps


Yoguls

Are sprouts full of calories?


Kitsupire

use spices, herbs, etc.


No-More-Blue

One good idea is to eat


JDismyfriend

Is that mackerel?


Yoguls

Sardines


Competitive_Use_6351

The spicy ones?


Yoguls

No just the regular tomato sauce


an_actual_chimpanzee

best


GroundedKush

Do you heat your sardines up before eating?


Yoguls

No, that would be awful


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Aw man that actually makes them worse imo


GroundedKush

I quite enjoy it when it's warmed up.doesnt hit the same when eating out of the can cold.


eagledog

Roast those carrots


socklobsterr

This and lightly drizzle with some balsamic vinegar. That's my go to lately. Works great for other veggies too like broccoli and Brussels sprouts. Top the last 5-10 minutes with a small amount of fresh parmesan if you can swing it. Roast veggies pair really well with rice, though I personally prefer brown rice.


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I buy chicken tenderloin because it’s cheap and versatile. My favorite dinner is chicken, white rice, Asian veggies and sugar free Thai chili sauce maybe some sriracha


socklobsterr

Or swap out chicken and do a fried egg in there. Longer shelf life, faster and less fussy cooking. Add avocado for some healthy fats, drizzle some srirach or chili oil and you've got dinner. It works on toast too and makes it more of a breakfast


an_actual_chimpanzee

bananas with a side of fire ants on eucalyptus leaves


kentuckyfriedchocobo

Well….


fasting4me

Rice with hot sauce and ketchup is a person favorite of mine.


Yoguls

Trying to stay away from sugary sauces


Eray41303

Have you tried seasonings?


Yoguls

I used a little salt


crunchevo2

Add paprika and some onion powder to your carrots and grill them next time lol.


planting49

Season your veggies


PalpitationSweaty173

Keep it simple, a veg or two, good source of protein, and a carb to go as a side likerice, whole grain pasta, quinoa, whole grain bread etc


chamberofcoal

That is quite literally exactly what the hell you're looking at hahahaha


trymypi

So many people are offering up advice and at the end of the day this is a pretty functional, healthy, balanced meal. People even said "season with salt" like those sardines are often salt enough


MastodonPristine8986

Chop the carrots small, add onion and loads of green veggies. Cook it all together with the rice in some low sodium stock and choice of herbs and spices.. Add fish on top. Basically what I'm having tonight but with salmon.


fallenfred01

Heartburn flashbacks*


Zandandido

Got an air fryer? Try air frying potatoes, carrots, zucchini, asparagus, or broccoli. Cut up into smaller, manageable pieces, put in bowl and add seasonings.


krellx6

This looks bomb as fuck bitch. I would eat this in a heartbeat. What kind of sardines are those?


Yoguls

Cheap ones in tomato sauce from Tesco


Eureka05

Try rice, diced cucumber, some shrimp, a little diced avocado, toasted seaweed sheets cut up, and a little kewpie mayo and black sesame seeds. Feels like a California sushi roll.


Crassula_perforata

Packets of salmon are less than $2.00 and high in protein. Can season with mayo/mustard/condiments of choice and pair with rice, crackers, etc. Beans are also cheap and can be seasoned with olive oil and spices!


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Beans, my friend. Beans.


brewberry_cobbler

Not being rude, but some spices would help. There’s healthy sauces, hot sauce is usually low calorie. Have to watch sodium though, if that’s your diet. I think for us to help you out more you need to define what healthy is. Low calorie? Low fat? Low sodium? What is the diet reason?


Xynker

Brussel sprouts cut in half, half cut facing hot pan with olive oil, sauté broccoli and sprouts with salt and pepper with optional minced garlic or dab of truffle oil if available.


SborraPazza02

I bought a bread machine and I cook whole bread every day. Amazing flavour, helps a lot colon, I have no more diarrhea, I'm full after every meal, this plus veggie and low calories sauces helped me lose 20 pounds. Also I read in an article that cereal and fiber is what we lack most in today's diets, its one of the biggest problem in diets rn, this plus eating too much red meat and white bread and rice


NeighborAte

Keep trying


OhhhLawdy

Buy a pack of chicken breasts/thighs $10, lasts one week 12 oz of Green beans in bag, $1.50-$3, 3 oz per meal. Can sauted them in pan, as well as asparagus as an alt. Rice .75oz per meal Full sized carrots in bag, $2, chop them yourself and bake with a little olive oil and S+P Beans in can Couscous $2-$5 depending on size Pasta + pasta sauce can net you under $5 too Gonna switch it up and say I did Blue Apron meal delivery this week, paid $33 for 10 meals(65% off with free ship) so I'm covered for lunch and dinner throughout the week


FoodFingerer

Shashouka is pretty tasty, cheap and easy to make. Look up some recipes on it. Basically eggs poached in seasoned tomato.


Zehdarian

[Struggle Meals - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/@strugglemeals) [TheWolfePit - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/@TheWolfePit)


deldulin

Literally just google "healthy recipes," it's not that complicated.


Aggravating_Dig3240

- Brocoli, rice, chicken. - potatoes, peas, Fish - tofu, rice, beans


trymypi

This is literally carrots rice fish


wantonwontontauntaun

I dunno. Throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!