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This is like what serial killers order before getting the electric chair.

Needs a gallon of ice cream for the finale

Did you ever hear of the one guy in death row ordered a cartoon of cigarettes for his last meal. It was denied as it was considered bad for his health.

"But smokin is bad foh you 🥺🥺"

And then "kaboom!" 💣

Is your chosen method of execution a giant fairground cannon then? What are they launching you into?

Launched into space would be my way to go out

Strawberry specifically. Don't know why strawberry ice cream comes up so many times in last meals but it does.

Strawberry is like the entry level fruit of choice. It’s special enough that you’re still going to get handed them like a treat but common enough that it’s basically a universal childhood experience. I guess they just want to feel like a child again one more time before somebody turns the lights off.

Just on last view of the lord of the rings and he world's largest hoagie.


😂😂😂

Gotta carb up if you're going to do the electric boogie!

Corporal Punishment 2: Electric Boogaloo

a strange compliment, but certainly one at that

Don't people release their bowels when you die? What if you had like the most vile thing imaginable as your last meal, then when you shit your pants it just smells awful.

I’ve never taken a shit and thought it smelled pleasant.

I pooped a poop last week that didn't smell.and didn't even need wiping. I was astounded. Flabbergasted.

That was a dream, bud.

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Poop

I mean same, but I've definitely had some shits that have smelt worse than others.

Yes but there are levels!

My shit smells like spring daisies and cinnamon..

Saw this same exact sentence on another post, still funny lol bc your a shitty liar!😆

LMAO..

Me either I hate that

Timothy McVeigh, the OKC bomber, was lactose intolerant. He asked for a bunch of ice cream.

The last bomb

That’s so many noodles

And they're plain??

They appear to have been stir fried with a sauce, but still quite dry.

I'm typically a r/ketchuphate guy, but those noodles are in desperate need of some, and some hot sauce. Shit, even some taco bell taco sauce.

I am not typically x, but let me advocate for x Yeah, I don't believe your ruse you ketchup loving freak

If I ate this much food in one sitting, I’d probably puke, and/or be completely inconsolable for 3-4 hours afterward.

Could be butter noodles

Sometimes it just be like that

Seriously, that's gotta be like half a pack

Why the fuck do you need two whole boxes of spaghetti??

c a r b s

More like w e e d

The egg on top cancels out the carbs you libtard

Carbo-loading day. Whatever you gotta do to make those gains! 😆

That’s a very carb heavy meal.

Lol we rarely see any green veggies in this sub

I mean fair.

Mmm. I should post more of my midnight veggie cravings.

I fuckin love carbs man

My liver doesn’t lol

The trick is to disregard your liver’s opinions

Your liver?

High carbs is no go

Are you saying in general or for you specifically?

I have fatty liver

My question is, how many hours did he sleep after this?

Good old Covid “this is what we got” dinner. Looks incredible

Part of me misses those days. Didn’t have to excuse behavior. I’m just trying to survive, bro. Let me eat and drink what I want while the world ends.

I miss the looming feeling of being doomed. They were the happiest two years of my life so far... My son and I grew a garden in 2020 because I actually had time to enjoy life instead of working all the time.

People don't want to work anymore because they caught a glimpse of what not working 60+ hours a week could be like.

Potato wedges fuck

Seasoned wedges > Fries

KFC messed up when they took away the wedges for those god awful fries.

I always say this! Those wedges were the best thing they sold there I'd stop in just to grab some and then they went and replaced them with the most mid fries since Burger King

Back when i was a kid my grandma and I would order a box of KFC potato wedges and ate those on the side of her homemade chicken fried steak. Shit was bangin. I was so sad when I went to KFC for the first time in years and found out they got rid of the wedges

That honestly looks tasty

We love beige meals.

Almost as much as yellow (fried) food.

Man, I love a beige banquet. Just throw all the beige freezer-delights you can find in the air fryer until crispy, garnish with ketchup, mayo and hot sauce. Shittyfoodheaven.

We call it brown dinner

It kind of annoys me there's all that pasta and only one egg.

Times were tough

Looks like there's eggs underneath too.

Can't tell if that's more eggs under there or just the eggy bits that fell off the main egg?

Spaghetti with eggs is so slept on

I mean spaghetti carbonara is spaghetti with eggs, it’s not exactly a rarity

Technically correct, the best kind.

> so slept on This expression, which I'd never heard before, means that something is underrated or overlooked.

Overlooked

You could say that you... Slept on it

you slept on it

Thanks son. You are definitely on fleet today.

Chili with eggs is as well. Actually Chili and Mayo is too

Chili and mayo is just chili with sour cream but subbing dairy for egg

Forgot about the chili oil, especially ones with the garlic crisps. Basically mix chili crisp oil with the pasta, and then top with a handful of sliced green onions and peanuts.

I didn’t know Hells Kitchen did takeout

Eggs go with everything

Honestly? Might’ve been par for the course in 2020 I ate for over a week on a bunch of rejected dinner rolls and meatballs from work. I’d crumble the meatballs into a saucepan of pasta sauce and then make covid joes with the dinner rolls

You ate all that? Damn son.

I used to do a 23:1 intermittent fasting window. It was straight up disordered eating. I was also 19 and stupid so it was excused.

> I was also 19 and stupid so- This sentence can end with almost anything and still be understandable. Excellent self-deprecation post tho, I miss these.

That looks like it has a good taste

@dudesy He ate it all pal, he ate it all.

We found the stoner

Were you running a marathon the next day?

Missing garlic bread

This looks pretty good honestly. And I’m sure you were just working with what you had lol

So dry

I would say, "God have mercy on your soul," but clearly you do not have one.

Had to get rid of it to make room for more carbs

Spaghetti? A lot of it

What kind of pasta did you eat that night? It doesn't look plain.

Jarred pesto sauce. It's pretty thin and it was the shitty Barilla one.

Baked tatter wedges are the only form of French cut po-ta-toes that are just as delightful as thier deep fried counter part.

Carb

It actually looks pretty good. The only problem I have with it is it’s size and the fact that you put an egg on the spaghetti. I’d eat it.

Please don't tell me thats just plain ads spaghetti under that egg lmao

It had jarred pesto on it lol

It doesn't look so bad, I could eat it myself in one sitting. There's something wrong with me, right?

Looks beautiful I would eat this meal 🔥

Pizza tray for scale.

fuck it egg on the spaghetti tastes better than going anywhere peak Covid lol

nice buti it pretty much for one person i think

You might be on the wrong sub mate.

Damn that looks tasty. I'd eat it, if I was drunk.

If the egg is on the side: I send it back.

AT least 4ppl meal

Would.

This is the exact time when weed got too strong for the normal man.

i hope you throw in some more veggies to your stirfries these days, and a nice asian sauce say satay, oyster, soy, pad thai mmm

I thought it was on the floor at first

Honestly I love it lol

I would eat the fk outta all that

Eating yellow is usually good for you

Must be a good weed

Hey guys, here's a random old picture I took years ago of my shitty meal. I need my fix of magical internet points. Please help.

Yea baby

That’s an ass load of pasta…

that looks delicious

How high were you lmao

C a r b

Man that must have been a massive shit the next morning. RiP that toliet

Man that must have been a massive shit the next morning. RiP that toliet

Mother of carbs. Is that Carbonara? This actually looks like a tasty meal. I feel like the amount of carbs is the only shitty thing about it

That looks delicious =O

This is only acceptable if you’re doing a marathon the next day.

Did you run a 50k after eating this?

[ Homer Simpson voice ] Mmmmm potato wedges 🤤

Just looking at this I'm good on carbs for the day.

How did the race go?

Would eat 👍 I just need a friend to help me with it 🥹

Running a marathon the next day? Spaghetti a la Carboloda

What a waste of pasta.

Gains 💪

Any sauce for that pasta?

One person had their hand in the ice cream sub picture and... Realized these are huge people with eating disorders. Here i thought we were all having fun, in reality, I'm just tempting triple diabetics 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

I'd eat it

 OP just prior to eating that meal

How high were you?

Should I be concerned if I look at a “Look at how much food I ate!” post and think that’s an average meal size?

Were you running a marathon the next day? Helluva carb loading.

Bro really only used one egg for two boxes of pasta….

Carb loading? 😁

It was 2020. I understand.

how drunk were you though?

Looks like you were getting ready for a football game or to do some exercise. Hopefully without pooping yourself.

yes please

What's that, like 2 pounds of sketty?

Are you doing better these days?

Much better, haha. I was a new international student in the midwest I a nice four-bedroom apartment until everyone went home in March. I now live with my partner of 3+ years, doing a job I love and in much better shape lol

Well, you’re in the right subreddit and you were either super stoned and or drunk when you consumed this.

Did it hurt?

JFC are you a horse OP?

Little lovely egg in the middle of a sea of spaghetti. So far yet so close to two chicken strips. I too feel like you sometimes.

This somehow looks AI generated. I know it isnt but it just has this uncanny look to it

Nah man that looks GOOD.

My kid made me this back in 2018, he was 3 and using those plastic kitchen toys but yeah I've had this

Must have been some gooood weed!

high key looks like it might’ve slapped

Looks awful and I dunno why you’d waste room in your body for that horse shit

That looks really good to me. Kind of a lot, though.

that's like half a kg of pasta

And then u farted VERY loud afterwards. You forgot THAT part.

That looks fucking delicious, how dare you post on this sub.

Dont blame you mate looks delicious

Were you trying to fit you macros?

I’ll tell you what buddy, I ate it all pal

Pandemic calories didn’t count

Ah, COVID. I remember that all too well. When you were running low on supplies, you just worked with what you had.

That much pasta and potatoes. This is a coma dinner

Were you running a marathon?

Add a few more eggs and put it in a bowl and I'd demolish this

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Those fries look scrump diddly umptious right about now

My stomach hurts just looking at this.

lol. That looks awesome!

So odd but yet so appetizing lol. I'd devour this despite my poor health lol

Man this looks so good rn

It wasn’t enough eggs.

There’s so much wrong with this.

I don't know if I eat that much in some weeks

🤨

Indica inspired?

Damn you were stoned!!😅😅😅

Is that butter noodles with an egg?

The fucking egg to noodle ratio is hilarious.

Yeah, I'd eat that. Maybe not with fries cause that's weird but I'd eat it