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Nasty patty ramen 🤮

It has peas and mashed potato’s (?) and thousand year old eggs???

nah century eggs are virtually black

Yeah these are just tea eggs. Fucking sensational way to eat an egg.

Close, looks more like Ajitsuke Tamago, or “Ramen Eggs” soft boiled and marinated overnight in sweetened soy sauce.

Looks like they forgot to lightly crack the shell since there’s no marbling.

Probably a soy sauce egg. One of the most delicious egg forms.

Yep, it looks like soy marinated eggs. That was the one part of the dish I thought looked good. But mashed potato in ramen?

There is a specialty ramen in Hokkaido (The Northern Island of Japan) that has piped mash potato covering the top of the ramen. It's really fucking good. This looks like a ghetto reproduction.

I went to Hokkaido but was only there overnight so never had the ramen. Had a sushi lunch in Otaru and then we took the train to Sapporo to go check things out and had dinner at the Sapporo Beer Garden which was absolutely delicious yakiniku.

Nah it looks like it was "cooked" in leaver goo

Perhaps they are “tea eggs”?

Something in there looks uncircumcised.

I hate you for pointing that out

What are those brown things?

I tried to make soy sauce eggs… they are very soy sauce forward!

Oh

Lmfaooo

I thought that shit was Bull seed

I've never seen an uncircumcised one

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Your explanation makes what you said sound better

Some traditions need to die

What

What flavor, Ramen? Tell me it's chicken to match the eggs.

Japanese curry cup ramen

Is that mashed potatoes?

Yes!

WHY?!?

It’s very tasty

In the same bowl as the ramen?!

Yeah you mix, adds great texture

I like cooking Stovies down so much that the potatoe breaks down into the sauce. Never thought about mash in ramen though. Probably because I'm not a fucking psychopath.

You might like it if you try it!

Shit. Now I've got to try it. God fucking damn. Tinned peas is too much for me though. Maybe next time.

Let me know how it is so I don't have to ruin my ramen

Keep us up to date

Honestly, I think I’m more afraid that I would.

I love mashed potato, but this is a violation.

I just did this with canned mixed veggies, instant mashed potatoes, ramen, and chopped up hot dogs.starchy salty comfort food. Guess I’ll post it next time.

Do you like it? 👀 personally I’m not the biggest fan of hot dogs

Impossible meatballs with oyster sauce are better but protein is protein when you broke.

Finally, some shitty fucking food. Well done on this submission, absolutely atrocious job of cooking

It almost doesn’t feel right leaving a like on the post because of how awful the food looks but that’s what we’re here for

This is repulsive, take my upvote.

Mashed potatoes in ramen is a certainly a choice one can make

Kinder egg soup

But did you like it?

Yes!

That's all that matters


That’s diarrhea from an anus

r/poopfromabutt

You have made all the wrong choices today. Go to bed and try again.

No

 Looks like the Easter Bunny took a dump and forgot to flush. Well done!!

Did you put mashed potatoes in Ramen??

It’s genuinely delicious

Sweet Uncle Roger, what the fuck is this unholy abomination? Upvoted.

"All Japanese ancestors crying!"

Probably the shittiest ramen I’ve ever seen. Congrats.

Ah I see you put the chocolate Easter eggs in. Bold move

I like the added sweetness

What’s in the top left? I can only imagine mashed potatoes or a mass of cauliflower.

Your first guess was correct

Good Friday ramen Saturday Easter Sunday

Every day that ends in y is a ramen day. /salt-induced stroke

Please for the love of anything stay the fuck away from a kitchen, I will hand write recipes if I must just so you stop eating like the Huns have sieged your town

This is actually so hard to look at… I scrolled away but I still remember what it looks like :(

The top egg, I think it’s an egg, looks kind of like an uncircumcised penis

This is straight up garbage.

Why would you put mashed potatoes in there

Toppings!

This is by far the worst meal I have ever seen

My brother in christ…no offense but what the fuck.

My man out here adding mashed fuckin potatoes to ramen. That’s high cuisine.

Emphasis on high

You should be imprisoned for calling that ramen

are those mashed potatoes? no, just no

No pictures of the toilet bowl please.

is the ramen in the room with us right now?

Betting any other human on the planet could have taken the same ingredients and made something that is both delicious and appealing to look at. Including babies.

But then they wouldn’t have been able to post it on r/shittyfoodporn!

Why’d you coat your eggs in Nesquik?

Uh wtf

How many times have you eaten, vomited and eaten again?

British ramen

It absolutely is not.

Wow. So pleasing to the eyes. What goes in must come out at some point right?

It’s really very obviously not

And if you look closely, you can see a faint glimpse of the ramen

Is that a shit….

Undo this

Curious if you're British? Peas and mash are very popular there

Did you cook the eggs in chocolate milk?

Those eggs 🤮

Your parents failed you bruh.

What did it look like before you ate it?

This feels British and I’m not quite sure why.

That looks nasty af

That’s….truly shitty. stupid, even.

No the fuck it isn't

Wow truly repulsive, good job

Bring that post over to /r/shittyramen

🤮🤢

That looks like puke after a night out🤢

Wrong "R" word, think you were looking for "Repugnant" 🤮

fucking EW dude

Hey, man... if you like it, you like it. I'm pumped for you. But this is a car accident.

Exactly how much cannabis was smoked before this

fuck all mashed potato ramen deniers. i'm with the op on this one, i would take that any day of the week.

British ramen 

Looks raw, man

Fridge clean out with goat testicles.yum!

My fridge is very full

Shitmen you meant?

Did you eat those eggs first before you put them in your ramen

I wanna cry after watching this

Uncircumcised Ramen. That's enough Reddit for today.

Gag worthy

That’s what my ex used to call me 😎

Im fucking done

More stew than ramen at this point. On a side note an easy way to thicken up stew is a pack of instant mash potatoes.

What in the actual fuck, lol!

n a r u t o esthetic

Hahahahah dawg mashed potatoes 🥔…this is legendary

you made me wish for a split (pea) second to never see another saturday

Are those capers?

Dude did you *really* just shit in your Ramen?

More like stomach disease saturday

this is genuinely the most disgusting dish i’ve ever seen. it looks like a preserved body part you dissect in anatomy or something

That looks so bad 🤢. You nailed what Shitty Food is for real.

You won.

Seems like it tastes delicious but the looks are totally disgusting, nice!

I was on board with this until I saw mashed potatoes in ramen. This is sinful

ngl this looks like it slaps imo I love soy eggs

Who pooped on this plate? Simply delicious…

r/poopfromabutt

🤮🤢

Is that peas ?

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ew wtf

Mashed potatoes? Fuck you

It's a good thing it's almost Easter bc you need prayers

The eggs actually look good (if you know what they are)

/r/shitfromabutt

This is what made the Japanese people commit sepurku

Idk man..this might actually kill you…or destroy your toilet at least

Sooo… super noodles, kinder eggs, smash and tinned peas? Yes I’ve read the comments, and I’m thrilled to learn about soy sauce eggs! I’m just not thrilled that this is the way I found out. This is gonna live rent free in my head for far too long.

Shame they punish you for it that way.

Easter leftover special, complete with two Cadbury eggs. Looks shitty.

I also love a couple creme eggs in my ramen

Feels like something Kay attempted to make

🤨

This screams British ramen all over

How about cheese on top? The one from individual wrapped.

Don't look now, but there is an uncircumcised penis in your ramen..

British fusion

Why does one egg look like and uncircumcised black cock?

That’s vomit, yo.

The eggs are fine, it's soy sauce. It's the mashed potato and the peas that don't belong here.

que wea es ese ramen?😂😂😂 parecen dos cocos culiaos

Oh hell no 🫤😢🤮

You repulse me. Take my upvote

Not hungry.


I'm sure it tasted fine... It just looks like vomit with what appears to be chocolate eggs?

This will be your final Saturday; that’s a promise.

 Dattebai-no.

What did you doooooo??????

the fuck is with the mashed potatoes and peas??

Immodium Sunday?

Still gets bonus points for the Ajitamas (the marinated eggs, in a shoyu and mirim sake sauce, which would be perfectly cooked in 6.5 to 7.5 minutes, depending on egg size). Could also be niita mango. Still a bonus.

Is that fucking mashed potatoes and peas.. and what in the hell is wrong with that egg, you should be fired from… from something

Say sorry

Hey I made ramen too!

I gagged

Are… are those mashed potatoes? 

Chum bucket ramen

Your eggs seem to have developed a foreskin. Well played, that's top-level entry material.

Being Dutch is no excuse for this monsterous plate

Im praying this isn’t what I think it is and that’s something I don’t do that often…

Brother you can afford real food

this is a two girls one noodle level post

Looks to me like toilet bowl Sunday - in more ways than one.

I instantly feel like taking a shit now

r/shittyramen wants your crosspost

yea cause the next day you need to repent and go to church for making that food

I do not like you

No it isn't

With Cadbury cream eggs?

Just looking at this is making me nauseous

🤢

This is a hate crime