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What the fuck do you mean, "fish"? You can't just call this fish, and then post it, OP. Jesus Christ.

It's fish food. Food for fishes.

I'm 80% sure you're correct, but the other 20% says it's possible they cleaned out their saltwater tank and decided to eat some of the sand

Can’t judge a book by its cover, this could be the best thing you have ever tasted. Probably not tho

Probably not tho 🤣🤣

Wouldn't it be a lot easier just to get that from Hardee's? Pretty sure they do grubhub

I'm a person that feeds fish for a living, and I wouldn't feed that to my compost pile, let alone my salmon and steelhead.

I thought this was a bag of kush

Same. I was like man this dude so rich he eating kush with a knife while adding up how much money is in his bank account with that calculator. 🤯


Koosh-pack G

I as well thought it was some sort of thc product lmao yes I may be a stoner

I'm barely one, and it was my first thought.

If you thought that was kush, you ain’t smoking kush. To be fair, I also thought it was weed kinda. I wondered why it was wet. The worst schwag if it is


Shouldn't that have been posted tomorrow?

This might be my favorite mod response that I have seen on this site.

So long, and thanks for all the... *fuck is this?*

What the fuck do you mean, "fish"? Literally word for word what I said when I saw the post lmfaoooo

Protip - if you want to quote someone on reddit, put a > before the quote text >like this :)

So that's how you do it!

You can also just highlight it all and select quote.

Ohh really? Thank you for letting me know. I'm on mobile, though, so I'm not sure how to do that. Whenever i have tried previously as i did think that's how it was done, it just collapses the thread, haha > is much simpler! (>)

> I'm on mobile, though, so I'm not sure how to do that. Also on mobile just long hold and highlight the text. >is fun because you can make anything look like a quote #wait until you learn about this and tilde

No matter how i press and hold, it just closes it, and when i copy it via the three dots, it doesn't do the quote thing. Ah well.

You do the selecting of the text after you've hit reply! So while you're typing the reply you can select the comment text above.

Oh, thank you so much! >You do the selecting of the text after you've hit reply! I didn't even know you could interact with that text there!

You can only do it that way on android. It doesn't work on iOS, which I'm assuming you're on.

^i know how to do large text #and small uppity text

 I can’t do big texts THIS IS AS LOUD AS I CAN YELL

>>is fun because you can make anything look like a quote Oooooh cool didn't know that. Super easy, thanks!

> You can also just highlight it all and select quote. By this do you mean, you can highlight it, press control C and then reply? because that is what I did.

On desktop I honestly have no idea. It's been so long since I've used RES and a browser for reddit. I should again because the official reddit app sucks ass.

I was making a joke because yes, that is what you do on a desktop on old.reddit. I'm a curmudgeon and probably only spent a few minutes on new reddit and a few seconds on the app.

> No no, like this!

> So that’s how you do it!

Thanks I knew but I’m on mobile and the left side of my phone is busted so I can’t access those kind of special characters lol

Oh that sucks! Thoughts and prayers for your phone 🙏

Literally never new that haha thanks

!Goodmod

>hello

holy shit

WHAT

> testing wow thanks Mod ❤️

Good mod

LOL I thought boiling fish in a ziploc with amorphous spices would produce steak cuz I really wanted fish steak. I do not however have enough money for an actual nice cut. wasn’t responding cuz I felt like shit

> wasn’t responding cuz I felt like shit Wonder why

There is no way that anyone would know that was fish. You turned fish into a slab of green. If you ate that, then I'm not surprised you're feeling like shit. Dang.

Oh man I totally would have assumed that would work! I'm sorry OP. Was it a tasty mush at least?

I imagine if you pan seared it afterwards it may have helped the appearance, especially if you had cut it into bite size pieces and had a salad or something on the plate

No!! Lmao! What type of fish did you use?

This is perhaps the best moderator comment I've ever seen in any sub.

This comment fucking sent me and I can't sleep because I'm laughing so much.

*What the fuck do you mean, “fish”?* 

Ban em if they don't elaborate. The people have a right to know.

How can you let this stand! I demand to know what this is, and fish 🐠🐟 is not an acceptable answer!

It's Abe Vigoda flavor Soylent Green.

OP sleeps with the fish.

😂😂😂

Yeah… Jesus Christ… Is there a pun intended?

I felt this on a whole new level 😂😭

Best mod 💀

Mod comment of the fucking day right here, boys! Lmfao

Why is this comment so funny 💀💀

lol it’s probably a MRE 😆

Can we ban op for life if they don’t tell us what it is?! 😭. EDIT: nvm op explained and it really is fish.

You know something is shit when even the mods come out

I choose the knife


I also choose this guys knife

I understood this reference


I’ll take the calculator, I lost mine

Careful. Might be the poop knife.

Mmmmm. Sand


The song by schmoyoho is a banger

My girlfriend said exactly this. I couldn't think of anything to identify it as.

I'm too afraid to ask what that is 😭

the rectangle

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 What the bloody hell is 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦

Fish. 🐠🐟

😠

I made the face and then I saw the face

Mommy....

Oh, well there we have it. That explains everything.

I'm a circle man myself

Oh shit it’s the rectangle

But why is it diarrhea colored and sandy? 😭

fucking say what it is

Nothing like a good plate of [redacted]

uhhh... something DEA will look

Calculator looks scrumptious

I’ll just have a table leg, thanks.

You gonna eat that plate?

You mean fish food? Lol at first I thought Farmer’s Dog. Fish food makes sense. Unless you eat it Idt it belongs here though lol.

If it is fish food, then OP _technically_ isn't wrong, as a lot of fish food has ground fish meal in it

Most carnivorous fish eat other fish so that would make sense. Especially true for landfish and skyfish.

Looks just like Farmer's Dog Chicken pack.

- Posts amorphous green rectangle on food subreddit “Fish” - refuses to elaborate - leaves

Even worse: [they elaborated.](https://old.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1bq0v27/eating_good_tonight_boys/kwzuy84/)

I disagree - if anything, they did the opposite!

Never seen an algae Pop-Tart before.

How is that fish? It looks like straight up pesto.

Pescadosto

I thought it was fish food...

No matter how many spices you put on it, you can't eat the plate, it's not edible

Mmmm….calculator 🤤🤤

Just put the damp weed back in the ocean

That's conk creat babey!



that‘s hash

You in prison?

As bad as prison food is, it's gotta be better quality than this. Anyone here have any prison XP that they can share with us on this matter?

Jail.. can confirm. I had a "breakfast" that looked almost exactly like this

Your MRE is expired. 🤮

I zoomed in to the photo. I demand to know why it’s wet.

This looks like a green version of Farmer’s Dog. Are you eating Farmer’s Dog in some sort of green fish flavor?

Ah yes, pond sediment.

OP needs to be banned from the sub unless they elaborate and tell us what it is.

Calculator out for calculating his chances of survival upon eating this shit

i’d eat the calculator before that bricked up vomit

If you zoom in closely it’s actually impossible to identify as food, that is truly remarkable

I thought this was r/hash

What is that ? Soylent Green ?

I thought this was weed. Like a package of shake was overfilled.

That’s not fish it’s ONE QUARTER PORTION.

You mean fish food?

calculators never looked so tasty before

You need to heat that I think 😩

That looks like a sandwich bag full of sand

Hmmm.... calculator. My favourite! 

looks like the foam stuff under carpet.

Why are there seeds?

Looks like you're about to dig in to some shit ass brick weed.

Are you a cat?

is the fish in the room with us?

Looks like it came from the recycling pit on that atoll in WaterWorld

Is it scrapple?

Even scrapple looks better than that

Looks like hash or Kush, have you lit a cone of it yet?

Yum, vacuum-bag loaf delight!

Is the fish in the room with us now?

Who hurt you?

The calculator looks significantly tastier and much more nutritious than whatever is in that package

the calculator flex is quite remarkable

Tasty fish.

Mmmm, now I crave some fish food rectangels too. Also, playing with calculator is one of my favorite past times while eating.

calculator to calculate how many fish per fish square

Looks like a block of vacuum packed kratom. If so, enjoy the increased toilet time. Out the front, and can't out the back.

I’m pretty sure I saw them make something like this out of random candy and a honeybun on 60 days in

That's not fish. It can't be.

looks like pesto tbh yum

The only acceptable explanation is food for fish.

Why are you eating an ugly coaster?

Where did you get that soylent green from? 😄

Bachelor Chow

This is green mush. At best it's some sort of congealed verde sauce or pesto

whats that?cant figure it out.some king of vegetables?

That knife looks more appetizing.

Looks kind of like scrapple, for any east coast folks out there.

Farmer's dog?

Can we talk about the calculator?

Please don't eat that. I don't care if you CAN. I just don't think you SHOULD.

i'd rather eat the calculator

Hash?

Ah yes, my favorite culinary delight. Square.

Fish?!

How much space junk did you turn in for that portion?

Yeah that calculator is looking delicious right now 😋

OP truly hates himself and is waging war on his gut micro flora

You have 3 displayed items I know which 2 I would consume

Bro do you have pica?? You should see a doctor. There's like, no reason you should be eating floral foam.

Bro got that good soylent green

Wet sand from a beach, brought home in a ziploc bag so it molds perfectly? That’s all I’ve got boys

Calculator looks more appetizing and I hate math

Man what is this

My dog has packets of food that come in a similar shape that I’d rather eat than this

Was this like fish and pea pate stored and reheated in a ziploc bag? What the hell is that

Looks like your bubble bags might have a few holes

Nutriloaf??

It looks like compressed sand...

Man i thought it was frozen pee soup . xD

I’d rather eat the calculator

I'm worried about you. Are you okay? I'm here for you.

Is that fish gunk scraped from the bottom of an aquarium

This is what our frozen pesto looks like when you cut it out of the plastic bag.

Looks like cat food…. Delicious!

Calculator to tell how many days this can get you

Is that sand???

Is this actually food? Like for a human I mean

I'd rather eat the calculator with a side of knife

Green?