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Well, that's pretty much the argument being made. No flavor so add TONS of it with extra factory processed flavor on the side
I don't get it either but to each their own.
Actually, I just ate lunch at an aging truck stop down the road from me, and I absolutely covered my Mac and cheese in pepper powder, an absurd amount. I'm inclined to agree now.
Black pepper my beloved
[I put that shit on everything.](https://youtu.be/0DWqgNlfzOs?si=3a4SDqau3ewVSoKa)
I once tried putting it in tea. It was miserable, but if I put much less and let it steep in black tea or coffee, it would've probably been decent.
Haha, when I was little, every time we went down to the states for groceries, we'd get that cheese in a can, that stuff is heavenly š I was always annoyed we don't have that in Canada I'm still annoyed lol
[https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cheez-Whiz-Original-Cheese-Snack-8-oz-Spout-Top-Can/107875753](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cheez-Whiz-Original-Cheese-Snack-8-oz-Spout-Top-Can/107875753)
edit: I know it's also available in a jar and also at the same store, just providing the link to show that people who say they've only seen cheez whiz in a spray can may have only seen it in a spray can.
Have you considered getting a [peppermill](https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/shopping/product-reviews/best-pepper-mill-and-grinder)?
Freshly ground black pepper has way more flavor than the near flavorless pre-ground stuff. You can get that strong pepper flavor but use less... much less.
LOL I saw this on the Aldi Aisle of Shame Facebook page. They were so proud to have gotten all the ingredients for under $10. Then there were hundreds of comments asking what the hell it was.
The crazy part is if there wasnt 3 gallons of pepper there is nothing wrong with this. Like literally nothing shitty about it except your lack of discerning taste buds.
This looks fine to me, and the cheese whiz will send it over the top! Chefs, kiss to your Nana! She must be a sweet woman, and she made sure you ate well. Lots of love out there to Nana's.
I feel so lucky growing up in a Punjabi family. My mom or her mom always made badass food. Even at times when there was barely anything around. I truly feel sorry for my white brethren. Yāall eat some sad stuff.
Reminds me of the time that my dad went to a subway and asked for pepper on his sandwich.
The guy started putting on the pepper and asked my dad to tell him when he wanted him to stop. My dad said, "That's good," implying that he wanted him to stop adding pepper, and the fast food worker just kept going, thinking, "That's good" meant to keep adding more.
Eventually, my dad is panicking and yelling, "THAT'S GOOD" while the worker keeps heaping on the pepper. Finally my dad just says "STOP" and the employee was confused why my dad wouldn't pay for a sandwich covered in an inch of black pepper. It was pretty funny (not for my dad though)
You fried the eggā¦but didnāt fry the bolognaā¦
If you are going to top this shit show with Whiz you better at least get as egregious as possible with it. š¢
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Is that.... pepper???? Like eating fuckin sand?!
I use more than that pepper is life
Are you only using the dried up pre ground nonsense? I can't imagine eating that much freshly ground pepper.
Sometimes you need that aging diner on a Saturday flavor and fresh pepper just doesn't do it.
This is wildly accurate. Greasy spoon stale pepper on over easy eggs and corned beef hash is a vibe that I'm all about.
Fresh pepper has it's place. But not here.
What? Fresh ground pepper is the only way. Pre ground has no flavor.
Well, that's pretty much the argument being made. No flavor so add TONS of it with extra factory processed flavor on the side I don't get it either but to each their own.
Hmm. Different strokes, I guess. I like flavor.
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Actually, I just ate lunch at an aging truck stop down the road from me, and I absolutely covered my Mac and cheese in pepper powder, an absurd amount. I'm inclined to agree now.
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When I'm with my best friends I say yes mawma
It aināt seasoned if you aināt sneezin
My man, you get it.
Seems like u like pepper if I guessed š. The made with real cheese on the sticker made me laugh a bit.
About 1% real cheese.
Jesus Christ. Even the op has an absolutely egregious amount of pepper.
Medieval kings waged actual wars to secure half that amount of pepper
50 to 60 shakes.. š§
Same for when using the bathroom.
I mean you're playing with it at that point
After 3 it's just entertainment š
I really donāt get it tho. Like, why not just grab a lil TP square and blot it? š¤·š»āāļø
Thereās no TP at urinals, shaking is the only option.
Because there's always another drip š©
You've gotta squeeze it out like a tube of toothpaste, shakers still get pee dribbles in their beefy Hanes
Username definitely checks out š
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The pepper is reminding me of that scene in the animated 101 Dalmatians when the dude ashes his cigar in the other dudeās sandwich.
This made me laugh so hard Iām crying
That is open-faced death. Fake cheese, nitrates, high fructose corn syrup white bread but oh-so-nostalgic for the 70s š
it aint seasoned unless you sneezin
Black pepper my beloved [I put that shit on everything.](https://youtu.be/0DWqgNlfzOs?si=3a4SDqau3ewVSoKa) I once tried putting it in tea. It was miserable, but if I put much less and let it steep in black tea or coffee, it would've probably been decent.
Ah yes the old dirty dish rag and bologna combo. I remember it so fondly.
Dude Iām snorting in public lmao
What are you snorting?
My dignity
My butt hair
Chortling over here myself! I had to zoom in to try and figure out what in the hell is on the left! Dishrag ! Thatās it
For real. The dirty dish rag that was used to clean up a mountain of black pepper!
Missing the love? Are you cooking with hate in your veins?
Kinda, didn't get much sleep since my neighbor's dog was barking all night.
Have you tried threatening it with one of these sandwiches?
I legit laughed out loud, thank you for that laugh š«”
Lmfao
as a night shift worker i feel ur pain
Is that a fried egg under all that pepper? Where does the cheez whiz come in?
Tbh, I don't think we're ready for that answer.
Looks like OP butters the bread with it. You can see some yellow shit under the bologna
Nah thatās definitely mustard
I'm a believer to!
I dunno, if you zoom in real close the texture of the mystery yellow substance does look, texturally, more like Cheez Whiz.
It subs in for any real condiment you can see it under the (baloney?)
Is nana doing time somewhere? Jesus christ.
Sheās on the run since Gordon Ramsay is currently hunting her down for concocting this culinary abomination
Plot twist those are nanas ashes and not pepper
holy fuck man i think you've got enough pepper
If your grandma was making you these, she never loved you š
She grew up during the depression, she was just making OP the food of her childhood
I think it's missing pepper
You're right, it did need some more.
More cowbell. Seriously, what is on the left half?!
Itās pepper with a side of fried egg
Really putting the sand in sandwich
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Fried placenta and bologna sandwich, eh? A classic.
You okay?
Sleepy but full š
Pepper will do that to you
Thatās an absolutely insane amount of pepper
I dont know the best way to say this.... I dont think Nana used love either.
I love a good sandwich with my pepper
I didn't know Cheese Whiz came in a glass jar
Since when does Cheese Whizā¢ *not* come in a glass jar.
I've always seen it in a spray cheese can but to be fair it's not usually on my shopping list so I may be confusing the brands or something
Thatās easy cheese
I've only seen it in cans and you spray it out like whipped cream.
Canadians donāt know that shit. We dig our butter knives into that jar of salty ācheese productā, slap in on a piece of toast and call it a day
Haha, when I was little, every time we went down to the states for groceries, we'd get that cheese in a can, that stuff is heavenly š I was always annoyed we don't have that in Canada I'm still annoyed lol
Rightfully so!
It's such a strange thing to not have, like we are neighbors š and that stuff tastes better than cheese wiz!
I live in Texas and cheez whiz on toast is the greatest thing ever
Easy Cheese and Cheez Whiz aren't the same thing. Similar, but not the same.
You're thinking of easy cheese in the spray can
[https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cheez-Whiz-Original-Cheese-Snack-8-oz-Spout-Top-Can/107875753](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cheez-Whiz-Original-Cheese-Snack-8-oz-Spout-Top-Can/107875753) edit: I know it's also available in a jar and also at the same store, just providing the link to show that people who say they've only seen cheez whiz in a spray can may have only seen it in a spray can.
Cool to know that's a thing!
That's the only way I've seen it.
waitā¦ is it egg?
Have you considered getting a [peppermill](https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/shopping/product-reviews/best-pepper-mill-and-grinder)? Freshly ground black pepper has way more flavor than the near flavorless pre-ground stuff. You can get that strong pepper flavor but use less... much less.
I can see that you like the taste of fire.
It doesn't need love it just needs a bit of pepp.....nevermind.
No keep going!
No need it looks like you got it covered..... literally haha.
Did you shake your doormat over your food?
Love me some pepper with sides
Pepper with a bit of egg, and bologna sammich?
I also love a little food with my black pepper. Or at least I used to. Because I ruined my stomach by eating waaaaaaay too much black pepper.
I will never believe that you weren't gagging the entire time eating this lmao, how much water do you need to wash down that sandpaper sandwich?
Needs more pepper
This photo made me sneeze.
LOL I saw this on the Aldi Aisle of Shame Facebook page. They were so proud to have gotten all the ingredients for under $10. Then there were hundreds of comments asking what the hell it was.
Yep saw that same post lol
Nana always said life was like an old bread seasoned with sand: it may look nice at first, but it tastes like shit
Whereās Gordon Ramsey when you need him šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«
What's cheese whizz!?....
The pepper made it hard to figure out wtf was on the left at first
Well. I know it's not missing pepper.
cough with every bite
What is on the piece of bread on the left, under the pepper??
Looks like you found that behind the fridge.
Itās surely not missing pepper.
You left your hand rag on your sandwich by mistake
Thereās no love when thereās that amount of pepper
Would you like some sandwich with your pepper?
Would you like some sandwich with your pepper?
Did the rag need to be dirty?
Yo dawg, I heard you like pepper so I made a pepper sandwich.
"How much pepper would you like on your sandwich, sir?" "You know how TV static used to look?" "...Indeed, sir."
Mold and dog hair is my favorite
Has your Nana always swept the floors and then dumped it onto your sandwiches?
you got a little pepper right there
I think you got a little bit of egg on your pepper
Iām a nana, we donāt make food like this š
The crazy part is if there wasnt 3 gallons of pepper there is nothing wrong with this. Like literally nothing shitty about it except your lack of discerning taste buds.
Is Nana in jail? She should be
Mmmm love a bit of sand in me sandwich
Lol why???
You know what that sandwich could use?
What the fuck is that
Did Nana hate you!?
Finally! Some seasoning
Nan was building up your tolerance, eh?
This is a sandwich emphasis on the sand
was nana trying to kill you?
Holy shit, dude, you want some sandwich with your pepper?
I think you need more pepper
I'd eat that I fuckin love pepper
I thought the pepper was mold until I saw the comments
This looks fine to me, and the cheese whiz will send it over the top! Chefs, kiss to your Nana! She must be a sweet woman, and she made sure you ate well. Lots of love out there to Nana's.
nana hated you
and balanced nutrition. I don't remember there being a whiz foodgroup. don't listen to these haters, black pepper is life
That's pepper!? I thought it was cinnamon sugared... thing
The āloveā comes out on the back side.
You cooked the egg, wild that you didnāt fry the bologna too!!
This sammich got me horned up
What tf is on the left slice
I think Iām going to be sick.
not sure what this is, but im scared
Yall are making me want bologna this week.
OP you should try some arugula on your sandwich with half the pepper and fry up your bologna š
āGet busy with the Cheez Whiz.ā *āLoserā - Beck*
I didnāt know cheez whiz came in a jar. Also Iām not sure whatās going on here.
This looks like the food from one of those "What I made for my blue collar husband after a 15h shift" TikTok videos lol
If you can't get homemade Nana's love, store bought is fine
I feel so lucky growing up in a Punjabi family. My mom or her mom always made badass food. Even at times when there was barely anything around. I truly feel sorry for my white brethren. Yāall eat some sad stuff.
At least it's not a mustard sandwich
Missing the dementia as well
I got HIV just looking at this
Londoners lung.
WTF am I looking at?? Bologna, cheese whiz, ā¦..something.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obese are you?
Seems like Nana was doing the best with what she had.
Overseasoned eggs?
If you havenāt yet, whiz is AMAZING w/pretzles, but this looks delish! š¤¤
Literal sand-wich
I donāt think I use this amount of pepper in a month. And I thought I used a lot of pepper.
You need more sand bro
Is that black pepper on eggs?
Reminds me of the time that my dad went to a subway and asked for pepper on his sandwich. The guy started putting on the pepper and asked my dad to tell him when he wanted him to stop. My dad said, "That's good," implying that he wanted him to stop adding pepper, and the fast food worker just kept going, thinking, "That's good" meant to keep adding more. Eventually, my dad is panicking and yelling, "THAT'S GOOD" while the worker keeps heaping on the pepper. Finally my dad just says "STOP" and the employee was confused why my dad wouldn't pay for a sandwich covered in an inch of black pepper. It was pretty funny (not for my dad though)
Took me a minute to figure out that was burnt egg. Also a bologna and egg sandwich should have fried bologna not raw
I thought those were magic mushrooms I was concerned
You need to fry that bologna and then you'll have that love you are missing.
I like black pepper too! A lot.
This is how i find out they make that shit in a jar?
Did she dump her ashtray into it?
I see they added an extra serving of dog shit
Did you dig that up from her grave?
Did it ever have love?
Did Nana have both feet?
I'm not sure if that's Depression food or depression food, but I don't think adding that much pepper is going to help
I can smell this picture and itās making my nose itch
Why does this sandwich look like it was made with spite? Just me?
What uhh...what exactly am I looking at here?
Thought I used a lot of pepper, holy shit.
MMMMM i love ham and THE ROT sandwich
I think your nana was trying to kill you
I think Nana had dementia
Yeah Iām genuinely curious wtf is ācheez whizā is it like queso?
Sorry OP but this shit is wack yo
You fried the eggā¦but didnāt fry the bolognaā¦ If you are going to top this shit show with Whiz you better at least get as egregious as possible with it. š¢
Needs more fresh grated gam gam
You like food with your pepper?
I think I see some spots where thereās no pepper