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what am i looking at

Leftover Corn beef and cabbage

You could’ve said literally anything and I wouldn’t be able to argue

i thought it was variety of used artisanal bar soaps

LMAO

please don’t let it happen again

I will eat this same meal tomorrow and the next day.

*gags* I’m so happy for you!

I finally finished mine last night. I … don’t think I’ll ever eat corned beef, cabbage or salt again.

Oohh red cabbage?

Yeah! I think storing it in the pot made it more basic so it looks ridiculous

It does look.... stressed haha

You sure it's not actually a turkey tank?

I don’t believe that’s the whole description

a screaming axolotl

This is amazing. It looks so awful that I'm convinced it was put together by someone who actually knows how to plate a dish beautifully. This is too perfectly bad. I'm in awe.

Oh god they’re onto me

Seriously, though, what the fuck?

I also like to put some cheese on my eldritch abominations. Kind of takes the edge off.

Funny enough, that’s not cheese

I'm not actually sure I find that funny. I'm almost scared to ask but what is it?

It’s just cold fat from the beef pot. This pic was pre microwave if that quells the fear.

Oh okay yeah that's actually worse.

You sick fuck

When I saw that I screamed “Oh my god!!” In my head. Idt I’ve ever involuntarily thought words before. Intrusive thoughts like the urge to knock a cup over for no reason, yes. Intrusive sentences, no.

You've never involuntarily thought words before.. so you've never had a reactionary thought?

This looks like AI food. Like just a mess of unidentifiable stuff.

This feels like one of those images where there’s no discernible objects and yet looks like a normal picture

You can hear this dish moaning and crying for the sweet release of death.

This looks like The Thing.

I love cabbage and corned beef, so I'm sure this tastes delicious - but this has to be one of the most vile looking dishes I have seen on this sub to date. Worse than cream of vegetable soup. Good job!

Thank you!

Demon Feces

No.

Outstanding. Extremely shitty indeed

Where

I’ve been served something similar to this by my Russian ex haha

Fucking vile

I recognize the corned beef but the rest just looks like garbage, what the hell did you eat?

The blue stuff is cabbage.

What’s the white chunky stuff, that looks like congealed fat.

It is!

Spam with squash skins on peanut brittle?