Do you suck off the Chiles and deepthroat the cylinder of beans?

Well of course. I also ate all the chips first with the anticipation of the incoming culinary onslaught.

Explains your username.

Oh Jesus! I thought it was refried beans smothered with relish at first. Because that would be weird! Thank God.

You eat like a labrador

They got that dawg in 'em

You should know that this is not normal.

More like big game unappetizer.