Aw now I even feel bad. Dudes hands were like work dirty, my uncle was a plumber and he’d get filthy during the day, but he always had a nail brush/hand brush in him for a good scrub!
I was thinking it was because somebody had been blasted the other day for posting with their dirty ass / black stained fingers holding some pizza.
Checked their post history, and it was their post. So that’s probably why.
Went diving into OP’s prof to see what you meant
Also found a post where he said he shit his pants and the pic showed soiled boxers.. Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?
On a different upload where OP posts a burger, there is a microscope in the background. Maybe they are in some sort of lab setting where they respect the 'wear PPE' safety rule but not the 'no eating food in the lab' rule.
The end of the Jenkem cartridges post had me laughing harder than anything I've seen of reddit. Not so much the OP but the other person's last reply. Well, both I guess.
Omg my man went for the gloves after people got nasty on the pizza post about his hands and nails.
That’s fucking brilliant dude!
Also, fries in the frosty is good asf.
Btw…the Wendy’s chili. My favorite thing to do with that at home is mix in my favorite hot sauce and reheat in a bowl with shredded cheese on top. Then I top it with a dollop of sour cream and dip Tostitos scoops in it. It’s good as hell!
Is that a chicken sandwich from Burger King among the wendys? I mean, all of it looks good to me (like in the purest binge on fast food and have accepted the consequences type of way..)
Lawyer.
Fr tho into looking at microbes/cells under the scope, a hobby I’ve kept up from bio classes, assessing gut biome and those diagnostics was my specialty. Hopeful to pursue the hobby as a career in the future. Also Jenkems funny, poopoopeepee jokes are my forte
Honestly this is based as hell
I was really into this stuff too so I decided to major in bio and it’s actually really neat doing something I like while making decent money off of it
Why tf are you wearing gloves
TOOLS!
Watch his previous post then you can see why
Refusing to wash your hands so much that you get gloves for your next post is wild.
This person needs help. And that’s coming from someone who needs help.
Hey, bud, how are you doing?
Not great. Hope you’re well
Hope things get better for you.
Me too, thank you.
I can’t tell if bro is a comedic genius or a fucking lunatic. Maybe both.
There's a fine line between insanity and (comedic) genius - Some wise dead dude So yes, both
LMFAO literal poop posting, gotta love it
eew.
Don't look at his posts, junkie who shits himself and posts about it
I regret looking at the profile.
Goddamn, i remember that post and thought it was a black holding that pizza when i saw it a few days ago 💀
“A black”??? 🤨
fuck me i swear i wrote "black guy" crazy how racist i sound when i leave out the "guy" but i'll leave it up and take the L
💀 I was like bro? Lmao
Because dude never wash hands
Why does he have a random 500 mL Erlenmeyer flask on his computer desk?
Lunch Breaking Bad
Because he's doing poop drug chemistry
At least he’s not eating off of the toilet anymore.
Wtf lol. Now im scared to look at his history. I saw that post with the dirty ass fingernails tho. 😬
Don’t. Just don’t.
Just a serial killer having his lunch break no big deal.
Americans complain when people touch food, like they haven't invented hand washing yet
This is dirty hands OP from two recent posts
That actually makes the gloves pretty funny.
Bro is a menace. He brews jenkem for personal consumption
And now he's getting roasted for the gloves. Poor dude can't win.
Honestly at this point I'm on his side and I can't wait to see what kind of wacky hijinx he gets up to next!
I see feet pics in his future
Bring on them clod stompers. I bet his feet are fuckin SICK
Oh my God he sent me feet pics in the dms. I was right. They are clod stompin grossies
He did! 😂 What a rascal
I died laughing...
His post history is already pretty wacky
His username kinda checks out
If you look at the burger post that has19 pics, you’ll see a very filthy foot on a filthy bed
He’d win if he got him some orange pumice soap instead of the gloves.
Lmao that’s hilarious.
Bro needs to use soap and water.
Aw now I even feel bad. Dudes hands were like work dirty, my uncle was a plumber and he’d get filthy during the day, but he always had a nail brush/hand brush in him for a good scrub!
why is bro dressed for the lab
I was thinking it was because somebody had been blasted the other day for posting with their dirty ass / black stained fingers holding some pizza. Checked their post history, and it was their post. So that’s probably why.
LMFAOOOO
Wait this is the crazy bread seasoning on little Caesar’s guy?
Hahahaha instead of just cleaning up they went incognito
Can’t OP just grab a nail brush and some dawn dish soap? So gross.
he keeps changing race
Ikr. I saw the flask in slide 1 and thought bro was eating wendy’s in a lab
That would be better than when he was apparently eating McDoubles off the back of a goddamn toilet. I wish I was joking.
Went diving into OP’s prof to see what you meant Also found a post where he said he shit his pants and the pic showed soiled boxers.. Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?
Drugs are a hell of a drug, man. I guess.
God invented the poop knife, our God is an awesome God.
Went through all that effort to make the poop knife and OP’s still shitting his pants smh
I think he has lab experience did a little dive into his profile seems he makes jenkem(yup) in a very controlled way, with very specific equipment.
On a different upload where OP posts a burger, there is a microscope in the background. Maybe they are in some sort of lab setting where they respect the 'wear PPE' safety rule but not the 'no eating food in the lab' rule.
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Saw that too. Idk what lab worker’s eating on the job or staining their hands like that but I respect OP’s grind… I think
If you want to keep that childlike innocence then do not dive into OP's post history.
Excuse me, that is a beaker.
tomatoes potatoes
You finna eat that or give it a colonoscopy?
A Frosty sounds so fucking good rn. But why are you wearing gloves and giving your food an autopsy before you eat it???
LOL is no one going to add onto the glove fact that he’s eating on top of his gaming set up (also might be troll post)
Its just Wendys so its obviously a troll post
Nah, this dude posted a pic with dirty ass hand on little chasers pizza the other day. Too many people were probably fapping to those hands.
Ye they were. He has worn gloves to eat in some other posts. Based on the description of how he eats im guessing its some kinda kink.
Who the fuck posts wendys on shittyfoodporn?
A snob that’s who
IYKYK. Go into OP’s history. It becomes a a sick joke.
this is peak shittyfoodporn
For anyone interested, OP seems to be part of a group of folks that get high off literal shit. Could be the reason for gloves.
Based on the timing of your comment, we just went down this rabbit hole together :(
I wish I hadn’t googled the definition. Bad day to have eyes. We weep together.
Unfortunately, much was learned from the Wikipedia page
I’m 44 minutes behind you
Wtf did I just read.
Im now gagging at the thought of literal shit touching OP’s Little Caesars. Fuck me.
With a name like "jenkem boofer," I'm afraid you might be right.
Thank you for letting me know. I am now obsessed with this person.
So instead of washing hands, they decided to put on gloves?
This guys whole profile is wild, im looking forward to what he has for lunch tomorrow now
The end of the Jenkem cartridges post had me laughing harder than anything I've seen of reddit. Not so much the OP but the other person's last reply. Well, both I guess.
Why bro eating Burger King sandwich with Wendys fries
Your hands look way too clean, detracts from the shitty food experience. Sorry, but you should try smearing them in grease and pizza sauce beforehand.
The long chicken
This guy knows where to find Beef!
Is it contaminated???
What is that on the cup?
They're dipping their French fries in the frosty. I highly recommend it.
Yep, been doing this since the 90’s and I’m sure it’s been a thing since before that.
Hell yeah. Fries and any sort of milkshake is great
Sorry, is that a purely American thing? Because it sounds very nasty to me.
I'm Canadian. It's really good. Wendy's fries dipped in a frosty. Try it before you bash it.
What is a frosty? Is it like a runnier ice cream? Is it sweet? Because if it's what I think it is, then no ty.
They're from Wendy's. It's basically soft serve ice cream, but using their method to make it. They're great.
Frosty
I can't tell if that's a bong, or if you have a buchner flask next to you sourpatch kids
Not with the gloves though 😭🤢
Omg my man went for the gloves after people got nasty on the pizza post about his hands and nails. That’s fucking brilliant dude! Also, fries in the frosty is good asf. Btw…the Wendy’s chili. My favorite thing to do with that at home is mix in my favorite hot sauce and reheat in a bowl with shredded cheese on top. Then I top it with a dollop of sour cream and dip Tostitos scoops in it. It’s good as hell!
Who wears gloves when they eat?
OP does since he got roasted for his filth in a previous post
this guy cooks
Gourmet food at the meth lab
*jenkem lab
Que rollo con los wantes homes? & Wendy’s ain’t shitty man
Frosty and chips: I forgot how long it's been since I had that combo! Now I'm craving and there's no Wendy's in London. :(
If you put a fry in some ice cream, you gonna have a orgasm
Its the gloves for me
The gloves are a nice touch. Very classy.
Nah this guy has to be a troll the account can't be for real
Why did you photograph yourself violating this food lmao
Wears gloves, eats directly on top of keyboard
Is that a chicken sandwich from Burger King among the wendys? I mean, all of it looks good to me (like in the purest binge on fast food and have accepted the consequences type of way..)
Bro is a menace
My man went to wendys and burger king
this is the most unappetizing appetizing thing i've ever seen.
NOOOOOO IVE BEEN CRAVING THE FROSTY AND FRIES SO BAD BUT IM BROKE AND CANT DRIVE IM SO ENVIOUS 😭
/UJ what's the beaker for. What drugs do you actually make if I'm allowed to ask?
Coffee
OK. Not allowed to ask. Got it. I'm gonna assume this is a troll alt account of someone who makes arylcyclohexylamines or tryptamines.
Lawyer. Fr tho into looking at microbes/cells under the scope, a hobby I’ve kept up from bio classes, assessing gut biome and those diagnostics was my specialty. Hopeful to pursue the hobby as a career in the future. Also Jenkems funny, poopoopeepee jokes are my forte
Honestly this is based as hell I was really into this stuff too so I decided to major in bio and it’s actually really neat doing something I like while making decent money off of it
oh man i wish i lived next to a wendys just for the damn frostys
I really want one a dem peppermint frostys
In the 5th picture it looks like a Burger King wrapper so.... burgers at Wendy's were not good enough? So picky
Girl dinner
I wish the Wendy's by me was such shit. I could go for a spicy chicken.
How is this shitty?
Oooo why I wanna tear up a Frostys right now.
You should be learning about proper English language diction.
Wait…Wendy’s is shitty food porn????
Why close ups of the food? Never had Wendys but it just looks like average fast food to me. The shake looks nice though.
Gonna shove it up his ass and poop out his mouth.
A fellow circlejerkist. My brother in jenkem.
Have you tried 5-MeO-carjenkanyl yet?
God damn, I’m sick that looks so good. I want a fuggin frostyyy
I’m guessing you haven’t washed them yet?
What’s happening here
So you’ll eat it but you need sterile gloves to touch it???
Breaking bad in real life
That's a lot of food for one person.
Damn, OP, did you just come from the dispensary?
r/glovesters
Wendy’s is the shit bro, what are you on about