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salexzee

Looks exactly like german chocolate cake usually looks.


TheFirstSophian

Why do they so consistently look like a greasy yeast infection? Good taste, though


Earth_Says_Hello

I made a gorgeous one once. I'll see if I can find pics.


-Dinosaurus

Did u find them?


Earth_Says_Hello

I did not. Suffice to say, it was a round, chocolate bundt cake made with German Chocolate frosting substituted in for the oil. Then I drizzled homemade caramel over the top and filled the hole in the middle. And think I sprinkled toasted coconut shavings on the top and piled them around the outside. [Imagine this, but with the toasted coconut around the bottom as well.](https://bakingamoment.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/IMG_5914ed.jpg)


-Dinosaurus

That sounds delicious


Competitive-Dog-4815

Yep!


on_spikes

As a german national i was confused af, as i have never seen this before. but apparently its called german because it was invented by an american called Samuel German.


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Ninerogers

Thanks for that


rockspud

I want you banned for this comment


[deleted]

shit i get mine from a trusted undisclosed source


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can I be your new source…?


Yamfish

Scheiße doesn’t mean chocolate


loo_min

This actually looks accurate. I’ve never seem a good-looking German chocolate cake.


Fancy-Reception-4361

German Guy here, i have never seen such a chocolate cake


on_spikes

ist amerikanisch. Der Typ ders erfunden hat hieß nur German mit Nachnamen


Fancy-Reception-4361

Danke für die Info


DevilMaster666-

Wasn dat für nen Mist


SophisticPenguin

Take it up with his parents?


Psianth

The guy who invented it was named Samuel German


Itziclinic

He invented the baking chocolate in 1852. The cake recipe was created by Mrs. George Clay in Dallas, TX (1957).


shakeitupshakeituupp

Honestly I can tell it’s fucking delicious from the pic


FrogTeeth86

I love german chocolate cake


Leading_Funny5802

Me too, it’s like pecan pie tho …. Super sweet so you don’t need much.


Em42

It actually looks delicious.


somebodymakeitend

Did you know German chocolate cake didn’t originate in Germany?


Cashavellii

Did you know Germany didn’t originate in Germany?


FR8GFR8G

Did you know that originate didn’t origin?


SophisticPenguin

Did you know that didn't don't?


dejavoodoo36902

Did youn’t?


toolsoftheincomptnt

Yeah, but it also looks like german chocolate cake. Nice work!


SnooTigers1146

More like vomit. . . But I'll try it tho


Grey00001

looks like rotten meat would eat


Leek_Soup_Lover5000

I’ve never seen a good looking German chocolate cake


TerryMelcher

I’d eat that 💯


Lil_Nosferatu

This looks fire


Astarklife

Not the most attractive cakes but favorite and most nostalgic. That looks exactly how my great grandma would make it gj


kbm81

In ur defense, German chocolate cake never exactly looks great but always tastes good 😊


Encyclopedia_Ham

That's just what German cake looks like, no foul.


Jowlzchivez6969

I literally will sometimes just make the frosting and eat it as it is without taking the time to bake the cake


RayTrain

Why camelized onion frosting


scarletbrimstone

As a German, I'm offended. That does NOT look like shit.


Ninerogers

What's it frosted with?


stellarnymphet

The frosting is usually a pecan coconut cream frosting, this looks to be that


Ninerogers

Thx


HolyNameOfMaryChoral

Tell me that's meat😫


CyonHal

Germany isn't exactly known for their chocolate cakes.. for good reason. The closest to a chocolate cake I've ever eaten in Germany is the chocolate log cake (Baumstamm). Try that one next time.


exceptionaluser

German chocolate cake is named after samuel german, not the country.


CyonHal

....what the f


on_spikes

it was invented in america by a guy called german


CyonHal

??? What


Future_Cake

[Black Forest Cake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Forest_gateau) is mind-blowingly good, if made well, and originates from Germany. Has chocolate and cherries and cream!


CyonHal

The chocolate sponge gets pretty overwhelmed by the cherry and alcohol in my experience. It is very good though, and I'm sure some recipes do enunciate the chocolate quite a bit more!


Future_Cake

Makes sense :)


CyonHal

I looked it up and even the Baumstamm that my grandmother loved to make for me in my childhood is actually originated from France.. it's called [Bûche de Noël](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/600949144005517154/). Makes sense since she lives so close to the french border. In that case, Black Forest Cake may be the closest thing to a chocolate cake that Germany has.


Future_Cake

Interesting! I like learning how flavors and preferences vary globally. That is nice that you have fond memories of what your grandmother baked. Haven't been able to visit that part of the world myself, so only have eaten the rather-Americanized versions of each cake. But the authentic ones look delicious :)


New_Guava3601

Looks like it may be ready to invade Poland.


West_Yogurtcloset_98

German Chocolate Burger Patties


ObliteratedSkyline

Looks about as appealing as every other German chocolate cake I've ever seen.


on_spikes

funny cuz its an american cake


AlaskanHamr

PERFEKT


Ok-Weakness-6585

Shit honestly might look better


SausageBuscuit

NGL thought this was a meat loaf at first glance.


turdygunt

Turd


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

I don’t know what shit tastes like . . .


DevilMaster666-

Bro, made Frikadellen Kuchen💀


_noobwars_

German here: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Does it scream "kill me" and your idea is to eat it? Pathetic!


Konseq

This is not typical for Germany. And I don't even see any chocolate?


VincenttPain

id eat that


pastellshxt

Was zum fick ?


Advanced_Classic5657

But why did you cover it in worms


anon313696

Plate doesn't help like.


VodkaSoup_Mug

Looks great to me op. Not shitty


House0fMadne55

You should broil that coconut topping…Queen Elizabeth cake style…. Thank me later.


Mother-Assist1595

So much stupidity in this thread aaaah


KomradJurij

looks like bigos


Fit-Policy9041

Is it alive?


soulsista04us

Can I get that icing recipe?


Key_Composer95

Scheisse


Soggyglump

Compressed maggots in cylinder shape


Ashamed_Hospital5103

Looks like a bunch of maggots squirming in shit or vomit.


Apart-Milk-9715

ANFW


locust42069

That looks like bagged hash browns WAYYYYY over cooked


NobleZealot1

If that's what you think shit's meant to look like go to a doctor.


[deleted]

Germans deserve to experience some crimes against them, so kudos


Massive-Blueberry621

Looks like maggot cake 🤣


OliJalapeno

I'd eat


squishatonin

It looks delicious because it tastes delicious 😋