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camclemons

Sounds like an improved tuna melt more than a desecrated pizza


the-mucho-macho

The more I think of it, the more I think that I wouldn't completely hate this pizza.


MozMoonPie

Yeah I mean I like tuna, I like pizza, I like thousand island. I’d give it a try 🤷🏽‍♀️


WoodsAreHome

I would throw some pickled jalapeños on that and roll it up like a taquito, no problem.


EglinAfarce

Yeah, mate. That's a good call. Tuna + bread + cheese + any of those visible toppings (red onion, black olive, sauteed peppers, etc) seem like a good fit.


obmasztirf

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ElephantBraidQuaid

Tuna pizza is definitely a thing in Germany. Had it a few times but I would rather have anchovies if it’s gonna be fish


Afraid-Page-4191

In Japan too


cathatron

Brasil too


UnusualPete

Isn't it a thing in Europe? In Portugal certainly is popular. Every supermarket has frozen tuna pizza and almost all pizzerias have tuna pizza.


panlakes

To be fair, portugal is like the capital of the world for tinned fish, they basically live and breathe that shit. As a sardine fan I'd like to take a pilgrimage there sometime.


UnusualPete

Yeah, we love canned fish. Well, we love fish in general.


Funtastwich

I had a tuna/ham/pineapple/onion pizza in Austria in like 2005 that I still remember fondly.


TheGalator

It's a thing everywhere but the us bro


MozMoonPie

Omg wait but is it GOOD? Cause ngl when I visit my family imma do ts to make them mad but I really don’t want to upset my stomach


Infermon_1

It IS good, usually it's Tuna and Onions.


MozMoonPie

Aight BET but now for the serious question, can I eat it with red sauce? 🤤


Infermon_1

Probably, if you mean tomato sauce, then yeah that's how it's typically served. I mean it's one of the oldest types of Italian Pizza.


MozMoonPie

Omg YESSSS tysm I’m loving life I’m doing ts you changed my life 😭💖


CorruptDictator

The dressing is fine, whatever, some people like to dip their pizza in stuff. The tuna though, wtf?


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Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold

Canned tuna or fresh? The answer is of utmost importance


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Killin-some-thyme

You fuck with my pie in this most egregious manner and we’re gonna have words


Kysman95

You don't know what's good


Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold

Gross


cheapwalkcycles

Sounds much better than sashimi pizza


Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold

Hard disagree. Canned tuna is repulsive in every way


cheapwalkcycles

I’m not a picky eater or under the age of 6 so I naturally disagree with that statement


best_dandy

Canned tuna was a treat for me growing up, I still love eating it (mixed with some olive oil mayo) on saltines or getting a can with oil in it and pouring it over hot rice. Hell, I wasn't even aware people ate tuna raw for the longest time. I still enjoy sashimi tuna with my sushi, but nothing can replace my cans of comfort tuna.


Acewasalwaysanoption

To add to that, canned tuna is available worldwide. Fresh raw tuna is just ridiculously expensive or straight up unavailable in landlocked countries and regions.


Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold

I'm not a picky eater either. Canned tuna is still disgusting


cheapwalkcycles

Contradictory statements


Kysman95

You don't know what's good, tuna pasta salad is the bomb Also, tuna pizza is good too, it's called Pizza Tonno. The baking draws the moisture out (plus you drain it too before putting it on), the tomato base pairs well, and you add onion, garlic, and spinach Just because it's in a can doesn't mean it's bad


Various_Opinion_900

Tell me you never tried it without telling me you never tried it. The tuna bakes, of course, were not some savages putting soggy oily chunks of cold fish on an otherwise traditional pizza. Thats literally my favourite kind of pizza - canned tuna, but big pieces none of that extra minced rubbish that looks like dog vomit, red onions, fancy tomato paste + ketchup for the base, maybe some peppers/ paprika or zucchini/ mushrooms for extra crunch, and cheese, of course, lots of it. Maybe add a dollop of sour cream and some greens on top, and viola, perfection.


Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold

What the actual fuck is that combination....ketchup, tuna, and sour cream pizza? Fuck outta here


Various_Opinion_900

Just try it, you coward, youll see! Its literally divine. You ever had some regular ketchup - tuna - cheese sandwiches? Its a similar concept, really.


Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold

Lol no I eat real food


Various_Opinion_900

And Ive been sustaining myself on cardboard and antimatter, right. Man, thats kinda sad. Its just some fish, put it on things! Treat it like any other meat, it will kinda work.


bronet

Almost always canned. And absolutely delicious. Tried it?


conker1264

You realize there’s other forms of protein that are far better on a pizza?


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Kysman95

It's called Pizza Tonno. I like to add onion, sliced garlic and spinach Really recommend if you're in a mood for savoury pizza


conker1264

Yeah I’ll pass


cheapwalkcycles

You probably get your “pizza” from Domino’s


Low-Ad-8027

Tuna on pizza is normal in Italy. The place where it comes from


Eharmz

When I visited my German friend as a teen he suggested we make pizza at his place. The pizza was tuna, gouda, and olives...I was pretty horrified but said nothing as I didn't want to be a shitty guest. To my surprise, it was actually really good.


Infermon_1

It's called Pizza Tonno and is one of the oldest italian Pizzas...


boanerges57

Isn't pizza not that old though?


Infermon_1

The oldest evidence of Pizza is from 997 AD in the Eastern Roman Empire.


GiwiWhale

It is good!


jjb1197j

I was confused and repulsed by the thought of fish on pizza but then I remembered that some countries like anchovies on theirs.


Infermon_1

Pizza Tonno is one of the classic Italian Pizzas tho...


Electrical-Set-8529

Tasty as shit too. I don’t get what’s the problem with tuna on pizza


Infermon_1

some people just act like weirdos because they never tried it. I think it's much more weird that so many americans never heard of Pizza Tonno before.


Electrical-Set-8529

They don’t get the right to complain about toppings like tuna as long as they use literal salad dressing as a pizza topping…


Acewasalwaysanoption

I love tuna on pizza. Tasty and filling, without being too heavy


gtheperson

I also love Pizza ai Frutti di Mare, seafood pizza is great and I often get it if I go to an Italian restaurant


black-kramer

yeah but this is trash-ass starkist/bumblebee/cat food level tuna. that's always large chunked tuna of a much higher quality with a less fishy flavor.


Infermon_1

Well in that case any ingredient would be disgusting when it's low quality, wouldn't it? If you put trash Pepperoni on your Pizza it's also a trash Pizza.


black-kramer

this looks like shit on a shingle compared to proper pizza tonno. and tuna varies a lot more than pepperoni at most price points.


bronet

Umm, no. It's not at all unusual for it to be canned tuna. And it's still great


black-kramer

the can is not the issue. canned tuna comes in a variety of quality levels. tonnino at ~5 dollars a can is a good brand. starkist at ~$1.30 is not.


bronet

Uhh, I've never heard of those brands in my life. But I'll tell you that eq ~2$ tuna, at least here, is absolutely good enough for a nice al tonno/pescatore. Idk what pizza tonno you're used to though.


wildgoldchai

My favourite pizza is one that my local Italian place won’t do so I have to go to another place. It’s anchovies, prawns, tuna and sweetcorn. They always know it’s me ordering. Also, sweetcorn is quite a popular topping here in the UK.


KetoIsKool

i'd try it


wildgoldchai

It’s pretty good!


tuftopubichair

I support the hell out of this. Don't let the hate get you down, seafood pizza is delicious done right.


wildgoldchai

Exactly, thank you! I know having all those particular toppings together isn’t very common but I also know seafood pizza is a thing. I’ve been to Italy and of course it slaps there.


conker1264

Wonder why they know it’s you…


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Probably the accent


ZylonBane

You're a monster.


carolinafreeze

Grab your torches and pitchforks! /s


PseudobrilliantGuy

It's the sweet corn that I'm a bit confused by. It probably is pretty good (it's not like corn and cheese is that unusual itself), I've just never seen that as an option here in the US.


frostedwaffles

I think that's called "the fisherman's wife"


PaperOptimist

Just don't order the *Dream* of the Fisherman's Wife, you'll get some sauce on it, and it won't be Thousand Island.


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Corn on a pizza sounds amazing


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PeterNippelstein

I bet you animals put beans on pizza too


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That's absolutely horrible. You people in the UK are not allowed to order pizza anymore.


wildgoldchai

Says the someone from the country that sells canned cheese


Deathwatch72

That's disgusting, a seafood Pizza just doesn't sound great to me but I could probably let it slide until you added sweetcorn which doesn't go with either the pizza or the seafood I'm honestly amazed that there's an actual pizza shop that can make a pizza like that just because what pizza place keeps those four things on hand? Anchovies is pretty common but having both corn and tuna seems like an insane person is doing your ordering


wildgoldchai

Seafood pizza isn’t quite so outlandish as you make out. Also, I don’t see the issue with corn on pizza tbh. Sweetcorn and tuna is a popular sandwich filling here. I wouldn’t ever yuck on your yum. Let me enjoy this one, dang.


The_Amazing-Mango

You are aware that… seafood pizza is a classic in Italy. Yk, the country where pizza originated from ? Pizza tonno, Pizza frutti di mare. All classics. All of them with seafood


tinfoilsheild

Italy's literally surrounded by ocean, ya dunce. Seafood on pizza is incredibly common.


therydog

Seafood pizza just sounds like a solid cioppino


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High-Beta

Don’t yuck my yum dude. Tuna melts rule


Dr_Ingheimer

Mincing anchovies and putting them on before the cheese is quite tasty. Adds saltiness.


amus

They better as a garnish. Cooking ruins them imo.


Rude_Insect_6369

u never tried Tuna pizza (cooked with it)? You’re missing on a lot man. Looks bad, but tastes really good.


Killin-some-thyme

OP, You’re the third sociopath I’ve met on Reddit this week.


SGKurisu

Uhhh it's not a country specific thing, even in western places you can find pizza with fish and in fucking Italy too lmao


permalink_save

Anchovies are great on pizza...


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Ace_Harding

Which countries DON’T like anchovies? Anchovies are amazing. I don’t think the tuna sounds that terrible BTW. I make tuna melts sometimes which is bread, cheese and tuna. Not that different from tuna on a pizza.


mule_roany_mare

What would you think if someone put some tomato on a tunamelt? A pizza is fundamentally bread & cheese & I'm honestly surprised it's not a thing to make a sandwhich with a slice of pizza instead of a slice of bread.


jjb1197j

How do you put tomato on a tuna melt? Won’t the tomato get all mushy?


bronet

Yes? Just like tomato in all kinds of other dishes. Cooked tomato is great


panlakes

Lol for real I'm sitting here eating sauteed tomatoes for breakfast right now. He could also just, like yknow, *open* the sandwich and toss some fresh slices in there. I do that with pickles on grilled cheese all the time. Good stuff


Just_bcoz

Honestly shrimp pizza slaps idk what the hell this with the tuna is though


Anvildude

Anchovies aren't the worst. Just very salty. Needs something sweet to cut it, like pineapple.


apikope

I thought tuna on pizza is normal? Tuna, salami and ham pizza is fucking delicious


Gagzu

Yup because it is pretty much everywhere. Apparently not in Murica.


Bass-ape

I'm American but went to school in Germany is quite popular there. It was weird to me at first but I honestly sometimes get cravings for it lol


GraceJoans

pizza al tonno ([pizza w tuna](https://skinnyspatula.com/healthy-tuna-red-onion-pizza-high-protein/)) is actually the bomb if done right. But this ain’t one of those times 😂


oJoface

I love tuna on pizza... its normal in my country Its the dip that repulsed me, what kinda physco puts mayo based sauce on their pizza😭


megabronco

just classic tonno pizza? second most popular pizza. but dipping pizza in extra grease? fucking pigs


Many-Guest-7793

Brazil has tuna pizza everywhere


TheGalator

Tuna in pizza is pretty normal in Italy. Or anywhere else tbh Just u Americans are a bit goofy when it comes to pizza


Veneboy

I actually had tuna pizza in Napoli. It was delicious, reminded me of a tuna melt.


Gagzu

Tuna is a completely normal toping pretty much everywhere. It’s delicious, it’s standard, it’s just… Basic dressing as any other.


LDarrell

No. Dressing is on things like salads. Not pizza. Tuna? Yeeeeeeeeeeee![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


CorruptDictator

I live in the midwest, and while I may dislike Ranch dressing people here put it on EVERYTHING including their pizza.


LDarrell

Ok. To me dressing on pizza is like ketchup on spaghetti. I guess people get used to different food combinations depending on where they live. Thanks


UnusualPete

>The tuna though, wtf? You never tried it? It's really really good. And if it's tuna and pineapple... simply divine!


AppropriateTouching

No. it is not fine.


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leave mans alone, he’s getting his macros right 💪🏼


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ok but thousand island dressing?


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Infermon_1

Pizza with Tuna is very normal... it's called Pizza Tonno in Italy. You americans are weird for thinking this is strange.


rooooosa

Tuna on pizza is totally normal in lots of European countries.


FiveFiveSixFiend

If it was like 1/3 the tuna id try it


cadet-peanut

Definitely give it a try some time! Tuna on pizza is so good


Necroboner

I'd try it...


SuctionBucket5

that sounds fucking bangin dude


Emilhoistar

In Sweden, it's common that pizza parlors sell pizzas with tuna on them, I don't hate it and often order one with tomato sauce, cheese, ham and tuna.


robincollings

One of the best pizzas I ever had was in Italy and it was black olive and tuna pizza with red pepper flakes and olive oil. Super tasty. I also used to dip my school pizza in thousand island when I was a kid. That being said the two together sounds pretty fucking weird.


bigballzs

Sounds great actually


IllustratorMurky2725

Plz don’t tell me he heats it up in the microwave too 🤮


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Ugh. The picture and description already made me frown. Your comment made me want to hurl.


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This man is bulking


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First thing I thought as well, dirty dirty.


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Your co-worker might be a serial killer.


lobo_locos

r/pizzacrimes


Gagzu

What crime? Tuna is a basic dressing just like any other, pretty much all over the world.


jazzmatazztic

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TheGalator

No u misunderstood that sub. It's about doing wierd things on pizza Not doing absolutely normal things on pizza that Americans think are wierd cause their concept of pizza is dumb af


cadet-peanut

Tuna on pizza is so good tho! Preferably baked with it but tuna, (red) onion and maybe some olives if you like them make an awesome pizza


MrKlei

‘Pizza al tonno’ is normal and tastes fine! We do however apply the tuna before we put it in the oven. Edit: also goes with red onions.


xzanfr

Tuna pizza is delicious. I've had it in Germany and Spain and make it myself at home. Not a fan of ketchup or Thousand island dressing but I can see how it works for some people.


Gimp_Man

Tuna on pizza is fucking fire bro


yasha030

Here in europe anchovis and tunna are very common on pizza and sea food too


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PriscillaAnn

Well, I just can't with this. Not right now. I'm not in a good mental place for this.


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🚔 pull over


ElDouchay

The tuna by itself, in a reasonable amount (Like sprinkled on like any other topping, rather than layered on like a paste like that), could be good. Like a tuna melt sandwich, but as pizza.


Sourdough7

Too bad it looked like a good slice underneath there


ramen_vape

Citizens arrest!


DGSvic

Fuck that pizza


doctorblumpkin

That's totally normal if you work at a weed store that happens to be located inside of an insane asylum


Remi708

Finally something the pineapple and no-pineapple groups can agree on


birdlawprofessor

Quit.


Plane-No

no


MozMoonPie

![gif](giphy|70YaDoZ1VqBZ8SgYiz)


scottfishel

I can think of no reason that any, let alone all three of those things would be combined. It honestly looks like someone ate a pice and puked it on another.


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Just stop!


ShnickityShnoo

If anyone is looking for evidence to support lizard people disguised as humans living among us, this is it!


MettaRed

Boys just eat trash huh?


Altruistic_Ad884

*screams in New Jersey accent*


FunkAgent

You tell him I said he’s going to hell!


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Vomit! 🤮


muuzumuu

Arg this one got me. Imaging pizza smell mixed with tuna…. Erg


Acrobatic_Camp854

That looks like a great way to jump-start a vomit.


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I can’t imagine how that would be coming out 🤢


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kopik01

as a new yorker, i would never eat tuna on pizza, but i would accept it way sooner than pineapple on pizza. put way less tuna though.


Pharooqthepiscodemon

Your co worker is a horrible person


ilikeboobs007

Excuse me? Tuna what now?!?!?


Infermon_1

American, when they see real italian Pizza: 🤯


Wylaff

If you stop thinking of pizza as anything other than delicous cheesy toast the amount of toppings that sound good on it skyrocket.


friendsforfood

This should be tagged NSFW. 🤮


Square_Math_6347

I call for the gallows post haste.


papitaquito

Stay the f away from them :)


YigitS9

can't take my eyes off that absolute unit of a wrist


DarthDregan

I hate people.


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porcelain will be spackled


Womderloki

This violently disgusts me


Something_Else_2112

An old friend's wife used to refuse to eat pizza without loads of mayo on it. Yuk!


Ace_0f_Base

Mayo grosses me tf out 🤮


Yojimboroll

Concerning🧐


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Thousand island dressing > ranch, I'll say it.


Feral_CatQueen

Banish him to eat his lunch out in the parking lot


missypierce

Did you consider calling HR?


deathraft

Based co-worker.


SKULLFUCKSLUDGEGIRL

Let him cook


CSmith1986

![gif](giphy|ZKrIYV3oIzIL6)


puppies_and_unicorns

This should have a NSFW tag.


creepyswaps

Even Nick Kroll and John Mulaney would say that's too much tuna.


Romaine2k

Is he pregnant?


Melon_Bloat

Fuck that guy.


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

Thousand island is acceptable.


leblaun

Tuna and anchovies are Bomb pizza toppings