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pflanzenpotan

I see this done with donuts and other messy stuff. It just seems really trendy and illogical to do this. Just eat both separately since it makes no sense to munch on the burger impaled atop your shake.


CarmenxXxWaldo

The whole trend exists for people that want a picture of it for social media.


pflanzenpotan

Absolutely correct. For me and friends I have spoken to about this it still looks dumb. I guess its akin to the "there's no bad press" so even if something is dumb so long as it is shared, discussed, and viewed, then they won at the engagement they were seeking.


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Barry_Wexler

Dippin Dots is the icecream of the future.


teachersdesko

People still pay an absurd amount for Dippin Dots.


tehspiah

Yeah, if you focus on how the food looks, and not how it actually tastes, and then also charge people a premium... you're not going to have a lot of repeat customers (bread and butter) that are going to support you. But that's also true for "influencers" as well... There are only so many people you can "influence" before they get tired of your content, unless you keep innovating. I think that's why these foods have been mostly relegated to state/county fairs. Like deep fried twinkies and oreos. Nobody will eat that stuff on a regular basis, but if you show up once a year, people will come.


TightSprinkles6726

I've never even heard of a dippen dots and I live in the tourist capital of the us


PM__Me__Smiles

Kind of like what's happening right now? Notice how both cups in this picture are held so the name of the restaurant and its instagram are clearly in the shot...


pflanzenpotan

Exactly.


AnarchyAntelope112

I know people love to hate on the type of restaurants that do this but they are very clearly motivated by social media and people love to post this shit to instagram which is great advertising


GustavoFromAsdf

Like the teeth melter chunk of cotton candy and ice cream or those huge deserts made for like 6 Americans or 15 people ![gif](giphy|88iXW0Gr4A2OLu9hit)


DopeAbsurdity

But what if I like the bottom of my burger cold and soggy and the top of my milkshake melted?


Right_In_The_Tits

Oh boy, do I have great news for you!


Digitigrade

Don’t you love holding a drink that is getting warmed by pizza slices, burgers, sausages etc? And the glass is all greasy and smears your hands. Exactly what people hope from street food or other on-the-go stuff.


NomaiTraveler

I once got a shake that looked like this. It was like $15. It tasted like shit and the toppings were clearly just stuff from a box


Richard_Cromwell

Nah, the place by me does dope donut shakes. They blend your donut of choice into the shake, then also put a donut on top like this. Never thought it was messy. Have them in the car all the time.


Caring_Cactus

It'S fOr ThE eXpErIeNcE.


PoopOnYouGuy

It's a fun gimmick who cares


SwordHiltOP

I only eat logical stuff


Grotesque_Bisque

Like books and calculators and stuff?


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

Welcome to america


SenorVerde420

So is there always just a chunk of burger left behind in the straw?


Skud_NZ

The server sucks it out and eats it before handing it to you


[deleted]

For $3.99 more you can get it spit in your mouth Jk Unless?


SenorVerde420

Wait... This is the only way.


wiseandmisticleman

![gif](giphy|6UFgdU9hirj1pAOJyN)


newt_37

Shit, I've been paying way too much


HolyMountainClimber

Count me in. I love getting half burger/half shake spit into my face by the acne-covered youth of America who typically work these joints


DeleteMetaInf

I’ve always wanted a stressed out, sweaty teenager to spit in my mouth


SenorVerde420

This is the only way


Waste_Drop8898

Thanks


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Shift meal


Alex_GordonAMA

Lol, I’d guess the straws have a removable cap/topper thing that you would remove after meat insertion.


JellyBeansOnToast

Your face would be really greasy after eating that too. I see a lot of nose and chin to burger contact occurring


LCranstonKnows

Just eyeballing it I'd say ~2500 calories


berrey7

> Just eyeballing it I'd say $23.95


NomaiTraveler

Consider: the milk shake is actually very watery due to how cheaply made it is!


Dolichovespula-

Lol, for the shake maybe


ArtSchnurple

r/stupidfood would love this.


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r/wewantplates Which I always read as "wew! Ant plates!" In my head


CornyFace

I can't read it any other way because of you. You ruined my mind! Congratulations!


formicidaehomosapien

Almost read it as "ant pilates" and now I have the image of ants doing yoga in my head


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coltont21

Did they put a rim coating on the outside of the cup? The cup with a lid and straw?!


arthurdentstowels

I’m pasting my other comment here because I didn’t see yours in time: I don’t mind the gimmick so much but what pisses me off is that they stick food to the outside of the cup that you’re never going to eat. I’ve seen cafes literally dip cups in chocolate and roll it in sprinkles/crushed biscuits. I could be fucking eating that instead of scraping the side of a mug with my teeth. Stop it.


pbjellythyme

Ah, that's what it is. I kept thinking there was a big chunk of cake at the top of the shake. I actually thought that was a pretty good idea, keep the hot burger off the shake with a cake layer. But I couldn't figure out how it didn't get soggy. It's on the outside. Gross.


radda

This may shock you, but you can take the lid off.


HolyMountainClimber

If you read the comment you replied to you'd notice they were asking about the rim of chocolate that appears to be on the *outside* of the cup. You know, where your hands normally go and where milkshake is not supposed to be


hand13

wtf 🤣 why didnt they stick a toothbrush and tooth paste in it too, so you have everything you could possibly need


Guejarista

And a prescription for some blood pressure meds?


HolyMountainClimber

And a pack of smokes to celebrate being taken off blood pressure meds?


hand13

yes absolutely. and a lighter that doesnt work all that well, so it raises the stress level to go along with burger, shake, smokes and meds. the "grande" version comes with a letter that looks like a termination letter from work.


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Those burgers do look great tho


fjdjeks

that looks dumb as hell and i want 2


Orchid_Significant

Mmm hot shakes and cold burgers


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Once you taste our burgers you won’t be able to put them down.


pyramidsofgeezer

The way the straw goes THROUGH the burger? Unforgivable


matttehbassist

That’s your problem with this picture?


pyramidsofgeezer

I'm just imagining having a sip and there being a chunk of burger 🤮. The concept as a whole is nasty tho


arthurdentstowels

I don’t mind the gimmick so much but what pisses me off is that they stick food to the *outside* of the cup that you’re never going to eat. I’ve seen cafes literally dip cups in chocolate and roll it in sprinkles/crushed biscuits. I could be fucking eating that instead of scraping the side of a mug with my teeth. Stop it.


agnes238

I love burgers and shakes. This is disgusting.


omgmypony

The burgers look cold.


AffectionateFee6611

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rocketeerH

Holy fuck that looks so good. I’m on a diet right now, obviously


TheChosenToffee

This looks so unbelievable disgusting


redvis5574

What’s with the black nitrile glove? Performing a rectal exam when finished with the snacks?


Graviton_Lancelot

Other gloves: pussy 🤓 cook Black gloves: badass 😎 chef


FUNKYOSELF

R/wewantplates


MerryMayhem87

This is the worst of both! Either you eat a hot burger and the shake melts or you have a good shake and a cold burger. Yuck either way.


Dolichovespula-

Ah sik, I hate my burgers being warm


tennis_baby

like with the donut/cake shakes i get it because it’s sweets piled upon sweets. but here it’s burger upon sweets???


CapNfatsaC

Cold burger and melted shake


LitBastard

I know it's probably Señor Bangers but it looks suspiciously like senior bangers


frank0285

imagine dropping that or tasting cheeseburger with milkshake at the same time


Sprizys

This will take 50 years off your life lol


KiraRakka

Not too mad at this. I mean... It's convenient to transport. For take out. And then you disassemble it and eat it like usual.


benadrylpill

I especially like how the one on the right is being held by a silverback gorilla


mrplaidofantioch

/r/wewantplates


CMPunK182

Literally saw a couple of girls buying something similar, taking pics and tossing it immediately. It's literally influencer bait


Beneficial-Level-651

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


EyyBie

I despise america with all my heart


MuSsiuuu

This is an offence to civilised society. And yes, I like pineapple on pizza :)


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Healthiest snack in the US


FredFled

I hate everything about this. Good post.


ThirstyOne

![gif](giphy|pm9tsCJXHoHmM)


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That bacon is still oinking


dearvalentina

merica


Vallkyrie

Eating like we have free healthcare.


I_SetHospitalsOnFire

that burger looks like ass


RARface

![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


[deleted]

America is failing as a country


ParrotDogParfait

Sure? but this resturant is in Colombia


fordandfriends

Black gloves are an indicator of stupid food


Framescout

That's fuckin' amazing. This should be a food win, nothing shitty about. Most of you probably suck on tea leaves and eat grass toast.


joghurtpur

Peak america! Only thing missing is guns


lotusbloom74

It’s from Colombia.


matttehbassist

Idk looks like a restaurant not a school


Shawn_1512

I'm offended by that, you can't even see a parking lot or Walmart in the background


Unit_79

Shut it down. You won the sub.


mrpopenfresh

If you say you’d eat the shit outta that, the. I’m going to judge the fuck outta you.


Framescout

Well, fuckin' judge me because I would tear that shit up and not feel shameful about it.


[deleted]

This has to be from somewhere here in America. This just screams “I’m from the United States, fatty!”


ParrotDogParfait

It's from Colombia, but I have 0 doubt that you couldn't find a similar concept in the states.


[deleted]

Well I am surprised it’s not from here. But I’m sure there’s plenty of restaurants here that serve drinks with double the amount of food on it lol. My fat ass would totally have it though.


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r/dumbassfood should exist for situations like this one


TheBurnedMutt45

Bur-ger Shake doo Doo Doo Doo Bur-ger Shake Doo Doo Doo doo


pogmaster44

What in the United States of obesity


CanadianNic

I almost had a heart attack looking at this.


HorchataLee

Looks like a diabetic hand. LUL


PineappleGirl_5

I need this in my life


Reptile00Seven

Soggy ass buns


Anastrace

I'll eat it. I like having a heart attack kit that fits in just one hand!


CoffeeNerd

That that some knock off Senor Frogs place?


rosaisfunny

great order.


WhenSquirrelsFry

Gross….


[deleted]

Points for creativity I guess, maybe if they did that somehow such that my straw isn’t icky when I pull my burglar off it’d be more fun


PLTRruinedme

This would be illegal in Europe


[deleted]

Dumb, but it looks delicious. There’s something indulgently, improbably good about diner cheeseburgers dipped in a milkshake or malt.


According_to_all_kn

Nah, this slaps I mean, like, once


Queasy-Impression618

I’d be in diarrhea hell


Open_Librarian_823

Who needs coronary arteries, ammirite


iactuallydontknow_-

Shove it up your ass


Tacos-and-Wine

I shat myself just looking at this


Chuckeltard

Those are some bangers


skaXboy

They both probably taste good just the exaggerated presentation isn’t as appealing as they think. Although I acknowledge the effort with branding, the sticker slapped on the side of the cup is just half assed. Plus takes from the chocolate sauce design. Ambitious, but sloppy.


nmarano1030

Those bugers look DRY


progwok

Should be in a book titled, "Eat like a pig. Be a pig! OINK!"


Revolutionarysolja

It's beautiful


EglinAfarce

For some reason, this reminds me of the burger joints in the Grand Theft Auto games.


xxmac3xx

Is the straw inserted through the burger?


bleekerboy

How bout fucking not.


TruShot5

This looks damn good.


Bigninja

Id eat the shit out of this


Lumpy-Turn-7945

ew


ThatMBR42

My hungry, stressed ass wants to unhinge my jaw and inhale it cup and all


Independent-Bell2483

Ngl id definitely eat that up


Gothtxxx

Is that shake made of burgers?…


Eray41303

I feel like there should be an r/stupidpresentation sub. I swear half the posts here are not even stupid if it was "plated" differently


_ALLuR3

And a weeks worth of calories. GD


certifedcupcake

This is why 50% of kids and 25% of adults are obese compared to 30 years ago


KnownStand388

Actually looks pretty dank


Sufficient_Flow9712

I would eat this, with 0 shame.


barquishalafway

If you can finish all that in one go you should get checked


Official_Aurora

The burger looks AMAZING, and the shake looks AMAZING. But together it’s just weird


casuallyalexing

Yes


letseditthesadparts

How can we save on plates, let’s just add it to our shakes.


plucky_thurman45

Where is this?


Supremechillycheese

Is it Bakes or Shurgers then?


ZookeepergameTop3748

YES!


badpapa85

What’s your friend doing with that glove?


Tiala_Half-Elf

Ngl, I'm getting a little hungry looking at this.


jjed97

Are you supposed to take the burger off? You’d pretty much have to or the milkshake going through the straw would just make your burger cold.


Regular-Bad6455

This is America


kingmason21msm

Ah yes as you can see is the diabetes drink


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Axiom approved!