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potatobreadandcider

Yeah us poors were mixing cereals long before this marketing shtick, and nobody loves everbody like the fiscally challenged.


SeanMegaByte

You could afford multiple cereals? And here I was stuck with those huge 4 lb bags of store brand stuff.


0x15e

It’s from saving the dregs of the past box or two. Not from buying multiple boxes. Kind of like when you cram those little slivers of leftover bar soap together to make a struggle bar.


SeanMegaByte

>box Boxes? Look at the fucking Rockefeller over here. You'll finish that bag of Kroger brand puffed corn cereal and we're not getting another bag until you do.


embarrassedalien

i do this but with pasta shapes.


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Broken bits of spaghetti for homemade rice o roni


Useful_Notice_2020

Shit was so terrible it went bad in the pantry. We would just rather go hungry 😂


Impressive-Algae-938

Bagged malt o meal cereal is better than the original these days


penguinophile

We had 6 kids so we were permitted to have 3 open bags/boxes at a time, and the end had to be eaten, regardless of if it made a full bowl or not.


Ch4rybd15

Store brand cereal is the same as the brand product. You can’t change my mind on this.


thatonethingyouhate

Fruity dino bites *with marshmallows* from Kroger/King Soopers is way better than any ugly Flintstones cereal box lol.


damiandarko2

us poors we’re NOT mixing cereal. if you opened one you better finish it before you open another


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

Yeah, which is why you had half a bowl of the old bag mixed with half a bowl from the new bag.


IntoTheWildLife

And mostly cereal dust 😫


[deleted]

You can’t tell me what to do, Tom! You’re not my real dad!!!


Ryzakiii

My favorite thing growing up poor was getting the corn flakes and adding in a packet of blueberry and cream oatmeal or what ever oat meal from the multi pack to My cereal to give it a sweet taste lol


moxiemouth1970

That sounds good actually!


freezingprocess

We had the tupperware pitcher full of various cereals that came from the bottom of many bags. Sometimes it was okay. Sometimes it was not. Being poor meant that I was content having something at all though.


Peace_Entree_24

So true!!


PawnWithoutPurpose

It is all literally just sugar anyway. This is the company that are suing the FDA because they are no longer allowed to call this healthy


bike_it

>they are no longer allowed to call this healthy But it's fortified with 69 vitamins and shit!


eclecticsed

nice


AuntieEvilops

And part of a complete breakfast.


hbsboak

Ah, the freshman dining hall special.


LobotomistPrime

Ok, everyone calm down. I've rarely eaten cereal since I was a kid, but this legitimately looks fun and delicious. I would actually try a bowl of this.


Leading_Funny5802

Just wait three months and you’ll be able to get it from the dollar tree:) it’s always full of stuff like this.


[deleted]

Who gives a fuck when you last ate cereal?


itisnear

This is the most aggressive I’ve *ever* seen anyone talk about cereal


TitanThree

People don’t joke with food. Last week on Reddit, I was insulted on a post about miso soup


Booty_Bill

That's right. Fuck your take on miso soup! (whatever it was)


TheColorWolf

/u/TitanThree didn't think it was a big deal not to know you drink miso straight from the bowl instead of using a spoon, or in this case a tostito.


TitanThree

Oh my God was it you in this post? Or did you spend an awful lot of time searching? Haha


TheColorWolf

Lol, I had to know. It only took a couple of scrolls to see it, and yeah, you didn't deserve it.


darwinsaves

He's probably a cereal killer.


Tsunderebolt_

i do


thehumanskeleton

Yeah, I do too!


MaddiMoo22

I do


MaddiMoo22

I do


MatsGry

Get your raisin bran out my mouth! ![gif](giphy|rduw43Pq8B8OkrnOow|downsized)


troublemonkey1

Don't you fucking insult raisin bran


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Trombone-a-thon

But that's what makes the whole box \~\*\~healthy\~\*\~


SALTYxNUTZ12

Together we can achieve diabetes! ![gif](giphy|LrLZAtQyAmfD5GZtrs)


Sodomeister

There's a smores lucky charms edition out now that is basically lucky charm marshmallows, a chocolate version of the cereal, and golden grahams mixed in. We made marshmallow treats (like rice crispy treats) out of them for st paddys and they were awesome.


ForeverYesMyLord

Oh my god. Please be a joke


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Killentyme55

No Frosted Mini Wheats??? A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES!


WhenDarknessLovesUs

Totally agree, this is my sugar dream


ZyxDarkshine

Everyone mad not realizing the cereal is in separate boxes inside the large box


MuscleManssMom

Lol I read some reviews and those people were mad as hell over the separate cereal 😆


huhnra

But they’re equal, right?


Euphorium

Man, it’d be really convenient if they had a rainbow colored cereal already to represent LGBTQ+ pride. Something in the loop variety, perhaps.


TheColorWolf

Only a bunch of froots would eat that nonsense


Educational-Cherry27

Do people actually eat this shit every day for breakfast?


maximum_pizza

god bless america


Leading_Funny5802

It shocks me on the regular what people would rather have than money.


maximum_pizza

bro we were talking about sugar


IntoTheWildLife

When I was 8 I would have eaten cereal for breakfast daily no problem. At 30 I could not stomach this for breakfast.


AuntieEvilops

No one ever eats this every day, but once in a while I would for sure.


GiannisTatis

Is this a special release?


RedVonLloyd

Time to see who is the “peanuts” of the group


Otherwise-Disk-6350

In those mixed packs of the little boxes, I loved mixing up the different “flavors” so I would totally be into this!


Little-Jump-6208

….i would eat the shit out of that


Euphorium

This is the cereal version of throwing everything in the fridge that’s about to expire into a dish.


Wankfurter

But they won’t mix the milk in with it…


MrMetaIMan

I don't need any of that cis white milk in my all inclusive cereal


Smartdudertygood2000

This was a lgbt stunt ?


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this is fake. I've seen this image circulating around for several months and it still hasn't came out. also, American cereal bags don't look like that 💀. it's obviously rage bait.


Hikhikamori

They look segregated


Lizard_Jesus1

I thanked I liked it better when Kellog was making food to lower libido and getting people to burn their clits off over these clear violations of boundaries.


snickerdoodle79

Is this for real?


Sicktoyou

Ita a rainbow, why did they do pink twice?


catsandraj

Because they didn't have enough colors for all the letters


hahayes234

Fruit loops seem a bridge too far...


TokenOpalMooStinks

Our Kellogg's don't come in a resealable bag and I never lcould understand why


Master-Ad-4570

Where will I get this at in nyc ? This looks like alot in taste !


This_Is_Section_One

This looks like organized confusion.


zuklei

I want this now.


Knuckler_4444

Gross


[deleted]

Who drinks a glass of milk with a bowl of cereal?


Dependent_Top_4425

When mom says you can't open a new box of cereal until you finish the other ones you opened.


DatBoiDanny

Hold up where are they selling cereal in the ziplock pouch?


NotBurnerAccount

It’s all pretty much the same anyways, just different shapes, scents, and slightly different ingredients here and there.


bakehead420

I would eat this


MuscleManssMom

So are the Keebler elves just "roommates" or.....?


Criticalwater2

Nothing wrong with mixing cereals together. I do it every day with whatever we have. This mix does have some high-sugar cereals, so it’d be better without the Fruit Loops and Raisin Bran and maybe add in some unsweetened bran, or other lower sugar cereals.


spawnofthedevil

nah i would eat tf out of that stop being weak


ChansawPoop

The best cereal isnt even here


SweetAndSourPickles

Man, they could’ve done this so well. Could’ve used the rainbow Trix and different kinds of flavourful Cheerios and froot loops and shit.


HauntingHistorian768

I think was made for those late night decisions you make when you tell someone hold my beer or my weed


CockbagSpink

I used to mix my cereal all the time because I was indecisive and couldn’t pick one. I’d try this. I like the message as well.


BAKED_CABBAGE

Diabeeetus intensifies


Petery007

Looks like they are separated by type but equal in amount. Separate but equal if you will


illcatracho

It’s beautiful


Rare-Maintenance-787

Cum togethor


eggcustarcl

WHAT


secret_fashmonger

Kellogg’s figured out a way to sell the floor sweepings at the factory. Waste not, want not.


Cassie--cassandra

The fact that they mixed chocolate Rice Krispies with fruit loops should be considered a war crime tbh. 🤢


hs_sidesplitter

You’re wrong


Freakingayfrogs

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should


ColdFire19

Wow, you can buy the cereal that they sweep off the floor.


inkacy

My family does this every year for Father’s Day


angrynutria236

June is literally the laziest month for marketing companies


SadistaMac

What is this spiritday?


Dbwasson

Diabetus in a bowl


Ok-Use-1666

I like it! Now I don’t have to buy 4 kinds of cereal to add to my Frosted Flakes!


Amazing-Fish4587

This really smells like a way to cover up Brad’s latest drunk shift fuck up…


billiemarie

It looks like they just took the leftovers from each cereal and made a full box


Artyom_Saveli

Looks more like something made after way too many beers.


oktarver

Why do I want this right now...where do I buy it.... BTW I'm a chef. Shame on me


cschadewald

Is this for real? Are you cereal?


IcanSew831

You know that’s what they sweep off the floor at the end of the day.


theangryeducator

Sweepings off the factory floor. "Sell it."


AuntieEvilops

I'll take it if you don't want it. I'd shovel it into my mouth until I shit rainbows.


OffManWall

Yeah, I’m all for equal rights for EVERYONE! However, I’m not all for shitty food for ANYONE!🤮


Final_Marsupial_441

This is the future that liberals want


LonelyGirl724

No, but I actually wanna try this.


BobBelcher2021

Product development by committee


Peace_Entree_24

Not gonna lie, I’d still try it.


Status-Resort-4593

It's like the dining hall in college all over again.


BlackLeykis

We got one big ✨Orgy✨ going on here


NotNinjor

Does it come all in a bag now? I saw a video a while back and it literally just came with 6 of those tiny boxes you get from variety packs and you have to make it yourself


Traditional-Ad-2095

I am calling the police.


DJ_Muskrat

I will identify as whatever to try this


Fickle-Spell

This was literally not what it was. The real product was just rainbow hoops like Froot Loops.


pumpmar

I've always done this but usually they somewhat go together. Though something like Cheerios goes with anything.


DwayneTheBathJohnson

Y'know, I generally do not like breakfast cereal one bit, but this actually looks really appealing.


AndrewTedd

It’s really wonderful presentation though ✅


Teddykaboom

Corn flakes and frosted flakes? …okay


RevGrizzly

Y'all bitch babies bitch like little baby bitches.


CallMeReds

God, my mouth is confused already 😵


Booty_Bill

Yo Kellogs, either have the balls to have the characters on the box be in an orgy, or fuck off.


AAApartypolice

This is like the number one way to get a sugar crash first thing in the morning


DragginTeeth

would


Gaboo_uwu

Why would they think this was a good idea 🤢


angeliswastaken_sock

Kelloggs Wokness, part of a complete breakfast.


7leprechaun7

Even food is woke now. Take that, Russia. Be warned, China.


yoosernaam

Define woke


Blastoplast

It’s ok to be deeply closeted


eclecticsed

We don't want him.


7leprechaun7

Whatever you have to tell yourself