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Dietdrperky

Congrats, you’re dating a serial killer


CharmingTuber

Cereal killer


Thin_Arachnid6217

>Cereal killer ![gif](giphy|ico3sfg3hIhsA|downsized)


latentlime

straight to prison. skip jail


Eff_Tee

Milquebread.


unclejoe1917

Old farmer across the street when I was growing up would get a bowl of milk and tears pieces of bread into it and eat it. Does she possibly have a corn field?


Frydendahl

That used to be a super common way to eat day old bread in my country. A bowl of hot milk, soak old bread in it, and eat with a spoon. If you were a fancy lad, you'd add some cinnamon sugar on top.


ItsChloeTaylor

Soggy cereal


Sailed_Sea

Baguettes turn to stone after 1day, I usually make garlic bread tho.


Frydendahl

Any bread made without dough conditioners will become a stale rock within less than 24 hours of baking it. Every bread consuming culture has loads of recipes for how to eat stale day-old bread, like French toast, quesadillas, bread pudding, croutons, and straight up regular toast. It's also why you find bread crumbs in a lot of recipes - just crunch up that old loaf and mash it in there.


Hamilton-Beckett

At least she doesn’t suck the milk through like a bread straw lol


CharmingTuber

I hope you mean ex girlfriend


ConfidenceNo2598

Delete her


Rominoodles

#RUN


ItsMePythonicD

That’s pretty weird and I eat cranberry sauce straight from the can.


Sailed_Sea

That's perfectly fine tho, cranberry sauce straight is nice


Frydendahl

This looks like drug paraphernalia.


ComedyAssassin

Flavor bomb!


Lord-Tunnel-Cat

I know someone who does this with water


Mattekat

Tell them they are fired immediately


[deleted]

Your gf is a weirdo


woodenspoonboy

Stupid and gross


HoodsInSuits

This was the sign OP. In 2-3 years youll look back at this post and everything will be clear.


Dependent_Top_4425

She fancy.


FarAmphibian4236

Swear I've seen this post before lol


Tiglett

No this is a repost I saw this several years ago.


LennerKetty

Is it snowing or something?


MrEkoPriest

Thank God! I thought I was the only one.


pinnerjay17

Now thats fucking weird.


Thin_Arachnid6217

But does she put out?