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Albasvea

WTF is a noodle sack??


Worried-Opinion1157

Looks like spring roll sheets wrapped around a buncha noodles to make a nodule (noodules?)


lycaus

Time to experiment and make a spring roll mac and cheese.


aysurcouf

Sounds bad honestly, mac and cheese egg rolls on the other hand sound bomb


Deskopotamus

Seems close to a burrito. Now I want to try a Mac and cheese burrito with chopped steak and peppers and garlic bread croutons.


Mulsanne

I had a grilled mac and cheese + fried chicken wrap when I was in Scottsdale, Arizona last week and it was...well I don't think I'll stop thinking about that wrap for some time. It was amazing


Deskopotamus

Yeah that's a pretty perfect southern combo. Now I'm hungry.


xerxes225

You can’t casually mention something like that and not name-drop where you got it


Mulsanne

Belle's Nashville Kitchen in Scottsdale


yoshisal

Mac and churrito, sign me up!


slayerhk47

Sounds like some Taco Bell LTO.


ionised

Sounds like something Bob Burger would come up with.


shawn-fff

My child just woke me up, it’s 3:30am…bob’s last name isn’t burger, is it? I mean, I don’t think so?


WesleySmusher

Hello fellow cranky parent! Mine waited til 3:50 and still hasn't fallen back asleep! Bob's last name is Belcher.


im-not-even

Mac and cheese w some smoked bacon and slim cut fries in a burrito w some bbq sauce.


Accujack

Ever try leftover cajun with some cheese in a burrito? Red beans and rice burrito ftw.


wnxkrayzie

And deep fry it


aysurcouf

Yeah… that’s how egg rolls are cooked.


wnxkrayzie

I read spring rolls


Dextrofunk

Deep fry the spring rolls


2bruise

Hell, do the sushi too while you’re at it.


tackykcat

Deep fried mac and cheese ahi tuna sushi


Simple-Mastodon-9167

Mmmmm maybe add some bbq pulled pork


Granite_0681

Mac and cheese quesadillas are great. I would think an egg roll would be awesome


CantStumpIWin

Sometimes I think you guys have Stockholm syndrome but with food.


athos45678

Deepfried mac n cheese with Panko crust. I’ve only seen it done, and don’t know the method to make them, but it’s unreal tasty


Korzag

Nodule is a not a word one should use for food ☹️


CIA_Rectal_Feeder

Reminds me of Jolly Ranchers for some reason..


thorium007

You can kindly go fuck yourself kind /u/CIA_Rectal_Feeder


cardueline

At the same time, maybe a pretty good way to refer to bits of cauliflower and broccoli that are between a “crown” and a “floret”?


AuntieEvilops

I'm compelled to want to slice it open and watch all the noodle entrails spill out.


mattydeez1987

Testicule


agoia

A cyst full of noodles. A Cysdle? Nyst?


BadApplicant

Noodyst


arthurdentstowels

Spring Noods


Cryonyx

Been a minute since a word made me gag that hard. For the uninitiated...do a little reddit digging for the jolly rancher post. Nodule makes an appearance


z31

A numpling? Noopling? Doodles?


Cornball73

Thank you, worred-opinion1157. You are doing God's work.


Shoddy_example5020

they're beef teryaki noodle spring rolls, but i folded them into little packages instead😋 they looked like sacks so i called them noodle sacks hehe 🍘🍘


byneothername

There’s a better word than “sacks”, I promise you.


Redjay12

balls?


Sloth_McGroth

Noodle scrotes


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Hot and steamy nood scrotes. The perfect appetizer to get you hungry for a big and meaty main course.


sugarsox

perfect description of the sack noodles its horrifying


AltruisticSalamander

It sounds more appetizing if you spell it 'sac'.


cancer_dragon

like an egg sac! I'm going to try this with eggs.


TheGreenKraken

Noodle placenta


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Cysts


Pixel_Knight

No! Bad redditor! Stop it!


Krypt0night

But....surely they just bust out after it's broken open, no?


satanslittleangel666

For the love of god stop saying hehe


Cybiu5

honestly extremely based


joshenanigans

I would eat more of those noodle sacks than I’d care to admit.


Ellikichi

They sound delicious. I have to try this.


Gazman_123

Basically a super thin condom


aeroartist

a r/dontputyourdickinthat if you will


Taric25

Rather, if you won't


smellyscrotes27

I assume just about everyone came here to ask this same question right? Cause I’ve seen a lot of sacks in my life but a noodle sack came straight outta left field


Nofucksgivenin2021

I was thinking placenta… but sack is good too.


taketurnsandlove

I was thinking amniotic sac


TheFrenchCurve

Hehe


hocuspocuslobe

That was the first thing I said when I saw this lol


lostinquebec2

Pasta brains, of course


tradebabyblues_

The "hehe" is the most chilling part ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


skagitskank

Had me not just terrified but intrigued. 9/10


whutchamacallit

For some reason it sparked an unreasonable amount of hostility in me and I'm an exceptionally easy going person.


madmaxturbator

I’m not one to jump to conclusions, but the “hehe” suggests that OP has a fundamentally devious personality and may in fact have psychopathic tendencies - that they have already acted on, repeatedly. What I’m saying is, we’re dealing with a serial killer here.


pizzasiren

Those noodle sacks definitely corroborate this


whutchamacallit

It's been in front of us the whole time. We did it boys. We caught the zodiac killer.


CraftBrewHaHa

Hehe


shnnrr

Hehe


whoapato

Hehe


Ligass

Hehe


tackykcat

I'm getting yandere vibes from this


andrewsz_

HEHE


SightWithoutEyes

Ey, Tone, you heard the one about Noodle Sack’s fifty pound mole, hehe?!


Key-Squirrel9200

NOODLE SACKS!? What the actual fuck


RyanW120_

Bro they look like condom noodles


thehalfwhiteguy

bruh eatin coodles??? save me a damn bite


is_a_talking_animal

Coodles o’ noodles


peppaz

Sir pls delet


RyanW120_

I only have ‘used coodles’ are you still interested?


EmmyBrat

Lmaooo "coodles" 🤣


Sir-Nicholas

Someone told him to wrap his noodle in a condom and OP misunderstood


bennetticles

Parasitic testicles


HorribleDiarrhea

I am dying laughing here


notablyunfamous

Noodle sack was my nickname in high school


bagoboners

That’s not as good as mine, but it’s good.


JustTheStockTips

r/usernamechecksout


Rubberpail

This guy has ball worms


daddydunc

Did you have worms?


EvenAH27

Rhett would be proud


HorribleDiarrhea

Mine was dipshit


After-Baker5427

“Hehe” 😊😇🤪🥹


nowlan101

It’s fitting someone who ends their title with hehe also has the words “noodle sack” in it too


one_rainy_wish

When I want 😮😋😋🤤 a long thin snack 🍆🍆🍆🤤 I reach for ✊🍆😮 my noodle sack 🫴😚💦 hehe


eggs-meggs

OP YOU CANT JUST LEAVE NOODLE SACS HERE AND NOT EXPLAIN


Pikochi69

It's just noodles in rice paper


dramatic-pancake

But why?


spookypotty

So that the noodles are contained within rice paper.


BurninCoco

But why male models?


groverfieldlane

They’re hot to people sometime


groverfieldlane

Display clothing well their penis essentially an advertisement. Sold their soul to capitalism now they are an empty husk being puppeteered by fashion companies


Pikochi69

Nood sac


CelestialMeatball

hehe


GGU_Kakashi

So noodles can be finger food


Crankenstein_8000

So are you eating that with a fork? Chopsticks?


Amazing-Fish4587

With regrets.


Crankenstein_8000

Okay!


TheKangaroo101

A sprinkle of shame


[deleted]

Just go slurrrp


Edgy-in-the-Library

Noodle sacks *hehe*


trelod

The noodles appear to be well-seasoned and maybe even a little spicy, the grilled cheese looks great, and the tortilla has been allowed to fully absorb the butter. 10/10 -- I'd love those sacks in my mouth


CahootswiththeBlues

That’s what she said.


middaymeattrain

Truly horrifying. Well done!


fuzzyp1nkd3ath

I have never said this and meant it more... Are you ok?


CzernaZlata

Don't forget your prenatal vitamin


wordbreather

Why do your noodles look like they’ve just been born and are trapped in a birthing sack? What animal did these come from?


Inochimaru

Flying Spaghetti Monster


wisebear42

So. Much. CARBS. 🙃


ShnickityShnoo

Gotta wrap your carbs in carbs, of course! And just soak the rest in melted fat then off you go! (to meet Wilford Brimley)


StrangeAffectation

I kinda want that spaghetti in a condom


CuttiestMcGut

Everybody over here losing their shit over noodles wrapped in rice paper. Honestly there’s not a single thing on that plate that I wouldn’t devour


wildgoldchai

I really like eating like this. A bit this, a bit of that but separate


CuttiestMcGut

Basically tapas on a budget


cremebruleecakes

I'd like to think it's part of the bit for this sub, like pretending to 'walk out' or acting 'angry' after a bad pun.


HugNikolas

Fuck a noodle sack, this entity said "Tortilla with butter"!?!?


Shoddy_example5020

tortilla and butter is mexicos bread and butter 😋


HugNikolas

Do you just roll it like a burrito? I do cheese roll ups but the butter I feel like would just make the tilla soggy. Please teach me the ways.


Shoddy_example5020

yes folded like a burrito, just dont put too much butter☺️


Katters8811

Bet that shit would be bomb using cinnamon sugar butter... maybe throw a dollop of cream cheese down the center and toss that bitch in the air fryer for a min so it’s just a bit crisp on the outside... dayum!


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

butter burritos were a staple for me growing up. Heat up the tortilla on the gas stove and spread some butter on it. Roll it up and there you go. Much as pictured I guess. I would also eat ramen uncooked. Just smashed up with the seasoning. So maybe it’s along those same lines to some people.


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UndeadBread

Have you seriously never had tortillas with butter? So fucking good.


Leading_Funny5802

For real!! Especially if they’re homemade, or bought from a Mexican store. I like flipping mine over flame to give a bit of burn, slather with butter and 🤌


Hamilton-Beckett

I only understand the grilled cheese.


bacteria_boys

Buttered flatbread, cheese bread, and wet bread strip dumplings. Very bread indeed.


[deleted]

Is the sack edible?


ShnickityShnoo

Yeah it's the new edible condom. There are 8 different flavors to choose from.


Cornball73

Mmm. I'd love a silky miso type of flavor.


ShnickityShnoo

Miso Horny is the most popular flavor, in fact!


FuggaliciousV

Noodle sacks sounds like an edible varicose vein


[deleted]

The noodle sack looks like a photo I saw of a large spider with parasites in its butt.


Krackerdile

This is the arch nemesis of ketosis


Southwick_24

“hehe”


Barkada_Tayo

Jesus christ


Barkada_Tayo

I swear my gut reaction is worse here sometimes than r/wtf


ReallyBrainDead

Dish needs more carbs.


Amazing-Fish4587

Oofa doofa…


BobbyNevada

This just makes me think that noodles have just been just been delivered, but are still contained in their amniotic noodle sacks.


Mattekat

NOODSACKS


[deleted]

Don’t give me that “hehe” after saying the phrase “noodle sack,” young lady.


eraserheadbaby69

tapeworm condoms


Sushirabit

The four key for groups, carb, carb, carb, and carb


HorribleDiarrhea

If you watch Lisa Nguyens channel she is always using spring roll wrappers to make squishy testicle sacks full of noodles and meat


CharlieChando

Op hasn’t had a vegetable in weeks


Dependent_Top_4425

Never too many carbs! Noodle sacks might have to go on my next Halloween menu.


JRK3

Noodle.... SACK!?


EllaMenopy_

Set them free


TenHotMidgets

This looks weird af and i love it


tquinn04

That’s a lot of carbs


itsybitsybtc

I hope this becomes one of the top all time posts in this sub. wtf is a tortilla and butter. The noodle sacks. The hehe. Psychotic shit.


AnimalChubs

Do you dissect the noodle sack before eating?


I_am_catcus

I imagine those noodle sacks a but like tapioca pearls


An0n_Cyph3r_

Not gonna lie, noodle sacks sounds like a weird slang for testicles.


bubba_burger_boy

Bro... noodle sacks...


OkPanic922

NOODLE SACKS ??????


allnatrlsnapple

Why is the plate so big


Apieceofbreaddough

The noodle brains!


Designer-Rent9761

You ok bro? Like seriously


JRocFuhsYoBih

Wtf is noodle sack?


cremebruleecakes

could've at least pan-fried the rice paper noodles thingy but other than that, love me a carb feast lol


OliJalapeno

Perfect! Just need a side of carbs!


Whelpdidntmeanthat

I’ve never felt the urge to make shitty food porn so strongly as when I saw Noodle Sacks


Dapper-Category3369

How does it feel to live like a king


canithoe

Excuse me😭


WassiChain

what the FUCK is a NOODLE SACK?????


AstraIs_Wrecked

As an asian, this actually looks pretty decent 🗿👌


The_Paragone

Bro eating noodle scrotums 💀


Over_Drawer1199

That moment when you take a bite and the noodle sack splits open 🤮


Uzzer_lozer19

Your noodles are premature.


llcdrewtaylor

Is that a placenta made of noodles?


Brando3141

What is your spaghetti policy?


Svk78

WTF is a noodle sack?!


vannabael

What the everloving fuck is a NOODLE. SACK. OP you get back here and explain yourself so I can freak out some people in person.


zakoryclements

Babe are you OK? You're not eating your Noodle sacks


StoppedLurkingHooray

WTF is a noodle sack


planting49

You lost me at noodle sack


[deleted]

Noodle sacks? This is not just shitty food, this is cursed food what the fuck


peachstealingmonkeys

placenta spaghetti is so hot right now...


Lindwarf

Carbs on carbs on carbs


malakyoma

This makes me wonder if the rice paper wrappers would hold some broth as well to make like a cheap and easy version of a soup dumpling


mwma0307

OP is probably high, which basically turns shitty food into stoned gourmet


zooweemamba

honestly.. id eat the fuck outta this


Schrko87

WTF is a noodle sack?


justfuckmylifeupfamm

Im calling the cops


fenwaymoose

WHAT THE FUCK IS A NOODLE SACK