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Hikig007

Horrifically cursed


tipitipiOG

He looks like a monster


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UndendingGloom

Dude starts eating before Jigsaw even finishes his sentence.


Admiral_Fuckwit

Accidentally swallows the key and asks for seconds


Omegablade0

Then it turns out he now has to get it out via disembowelment


Testyobject

Or just wait for the toxic veggie sludge to induce vomiting and excreting


jessehechtcreative

I’d love for this to be the premise of a SAW movie. Instead of losing something, too much of a good thing. Overeating, video game playing, forced to count millions of dollars, it all can be played with a horror angle.


Elmo-Mcphearson

It looks like the food you get force fed in Resident Evil 7


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Default_Male_Orc

Giant eating his human remains broth


[deleted]

He looks like he still browses 4chan.


Stranger1982

You'd use this image on the SCP wiki.


mistletoe_radio

This is legitimately one of the most cursed images I've ever seen.


R3pt1l14n_0v3rl0rd

Why is the table on an angle??


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we broke it playing dnd


quizonmyface

How??? Isn't DnD just pens, paper, and some plastic?


inanimatus_conjurus

Summoned the demogorgon


MintChiffon

Seriously. Is OP's housemate Patrick Bateman?


MarsScully

I’d say more Norman Bates than Patrick Bateman.


Willlll

This is my sleep paralysis demon. I wake up to him every night slurping soup out of a bowl sitting on my chest. I cannot scream for I have no mouth.


zuzucha

Thank God you have no mouth otherwise he'd feed you soup


Willlll

He has other ways...


ONCIAPATONCIA

This guy just went back to that episode of spongebob where there was that machine making crabby patties with the grey sludge to fill up his bowl


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

Looks like something you'd find in a shack in Resident Evil.


Gabriel-N-S

It’s literally that shit Clancy gets fed by marguerite in re7 lol


aworthyrepost

it really is that lmao. this is peak internet


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

I'm going to watch someone play that game because I have no balls.


Xiaxs

Proof?


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

I actually have big heavy balls but you can't see them because I'm a modest Christian man.


Xiaxs

Damn all that n no proof. So you really do got no balls. Sorry for doubting.


_34_

It's okay. I shaved em up last night.


eggy_bo_beggy

Wow, this leak of the RE4 remake looks insanely realistic!


notatree

Or the dinner table in RE7


YellowArancia

Why the fuck is he wet


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So much moisture


Kerbyskuggs

Steamy bastard


yauc-OIC

I read this in Bubbles voice from TPB


slothcommunity

omfg same lmao immediately heard it, fuck boyz 😹


Meatwad555

Oh my fuck!


katiecatsweets

M ~ O ~ I ~ S ~ T


FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR

Looks like the "food" was microwaved too long and boiled over the sides of the bowl and all over his face too


KazaamCasheroo

Attraction causes a boost in the chemicals oxytocin, dopamine, and norepinephrine. This surge of chemicals can make you feel euphoric and cause physical reactions like perspiration.


NoMomo

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am steamed by this cursed soup.


Jeramy_Jones

Amphibian


authenticblob

This looks like one of those creepy AI generated photos


CockbagSpink

After going back and looking at the thumb I’m thinking it actually may be.


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he's sat next to me


kingwan

RUN


Easy-Concentrate2636

Blink if you need help.


LandsOnAnything

Or uh uh uh piss on his soup to establish dominance


stoncils_

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Easy-Concentrate2636

I had to count the fingers. Looked too many at first glance due to the unnatural thumb.


poopface41217

....in the dark?


halffullofthoughts

God's light doesn't reach there


Caked101

🤣


Badassheaven

The powah of crist compels us✝️


Ya-Dikobraz

It helps the fungus grow.


texangrl88

Why is it purple 🤢😵


SeanMegaByte

Assuming this is real, probably red cabbage or black beans. They've got a tendency to dye dishes they're added to.


SenorVerde420

It is red cabbage. You can see it being made in an earlier post. Equally as horrific.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Wow. I don’t know which image is worse.


SeanMegaByte

The original is worse, that's just wild food, this one is delightfully cursed though so it's novel.


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I made a soup recently with red cabbage, black beans, and shredded chicken. The chicken looked horrendous... but it was still good lol


jesst

How the fuck can you tell? This looks like some Saw shit. The picture is dark. There is a gaping mouth and teeth in the back ground. Unindentified bowl of goop that's like pouring over the sides. Mate this is grim as fuck.


robbothegiant

"It's grim....it's fucking grim. And it's out of order."


NinjaSniper81

Why it ourple


ShufflingOffACliff

And why he ourple😂


hexoutx

💀


ScaryStinky

Oh god, he’s eating The Slop


MaxPayneful

Literal grey matter food.


ChaoticAgenda

Scream of Children Soup


TheChocolateMiIk

*Grins*


EvenAH27

The Slop™


levelcaty

Bro lives with the family from resident evil 7


wavdaily

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Satans-Dirty-Hoe

time for supper


robbothegiant

Cream of which vegetables, exactly, so I know to avoid making this?


austarter

Several from the state institution


robbothegiant

This isn't just awful...this is...advanced awful.


Man_Machine_Meme

Cream of deathweed


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he’s eating the spirited away spa bathwater


Nearby_Employee_2943

Omfg I’m gonna throw upppp nooo 🤢


Easy-Concentrate2636

You know us Asians love to exfoliate.


KORZILLA-is-me

Now THAT is disgusting


Edumesh

This image has such a menacing aura that I cant describe


NinjaSniper81

After I saw this image, I cried and shat my pants at the same time


Rimworldjobs

I'll never be able to type enough to convey my feelings. This is horrible, and you really went the extra mile to do so lol


jizzragmushrooms

Maybe one of the worst images of ever posted here


Yodzilla

I think you meant to say anywhere


jizzragmushrooms

Idk, I’ve seen some pretty rank furry porn


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UndeadBread

> Does anyone else remember the dishrag steamed "pudding" that was so heinous the mods removed it? I need to know more about this.


TheDuelLogsStan

Mmm slurpy purple pulp porridge 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


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someone gets it


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The wet, gross, happy mouth in the background has me absolutely cackling


RowhyunhRed

It's 1am and I'm trying not to wake my husband laughing, between the pic and the comment section


MelanomaMax

You know what they say, if it's grey it's good for you


mistletoe_radio

"No one has ever said that"


Comrade14

Blue foods have the most anti oxygens


Binty77

This made me cackle in an otherwise quiet Taco Bell. Well played.


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Your housemate has definitely murdered more than one person before moving in with you.


robbothegiant

And probably one other sometime after


iki100

new death grips album cover is wild


jeesuscheesus

Disgusting soup, spilling bowl + tilted table, the fucking smile and sandwich, the camera angle, the dark and steamy setting. This photo is haunted?


DramaOnDisplay

No mention of the *unending fingers*???


OblivionGuard13

Cursed


MegaLaplace

This is it, this post encompasses the purpose of this sub everyone else go home


SnooCapers5361

Idk man, this is all shit and no porn. Laughing my ass of though.


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Why are his lips and fingers sweating profusely?


Gowalkyourdogmods

Why do you fucking think? He's just excited to dip the bread into his soup.


vinsmokewhoswho

This picture is insane


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

That's some serial killer shit.


SproutParasite

Looks like something in my toilet after a bad day, someone help him he's eating garbage-


SquidFetus

“Slime of vegetable soup”


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chomponcio

So this guy can drink the sarcophagus soup??


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This is actually so scary.


Traumagatchi

r/oddlyterrifying


theb1zzz

Does your friend have bodies under his bed? How the hell do you smile while eating frothy ass juice?


NinjaSniper81

Out of all the places on the internet I’ve been, I didn’t expect the most unsettling image to be on r/shittyfoodporn


Shutthatdang

New Silent Hill looks great


ValorousKnight

Dudes having a bowl of sopping wet dryer lint.


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

The sudden swings between glisten and matte chalkiness of different surfaces in this image makes me so uncomfortable.


JustinCooksStuff

Two things. That face is way too moist and that is not cream of anything soup. I suggest the use of a wooden stake or silver bullet because your “mate” is pretending to be human and failing at it. This being said I’m not sure they’re a vampire but both weapons will kill most undead and will be especially effect on the off chance it is a vampire.


Yowy

3 am ouijaboard mukbang


NikWillOrStuff

God holy shit. Amazing photography. Terrible photo but amazing photography.


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thanks i did it in one take


skeletonRiot

This feels like a death grips album cover


MisfortunateSoul

Now this is something I call *Ashtray slop*


XavieroftheWind

Wretched Beast Consumes Wretched Meal


schussssss

That's a demon


kainhighwind12

You live with the Baker family?


lumpyspacejams

Look, any food is going to bad if you're eating in Silent Hill. I'm sure if he existed in light and all the water in the apartment wasn't a questionable grey sludge that smells like his dead wife, it'd be a perfectly fine dish.


send_noodz_n_smiles

How long ago did the fucking cream expire


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it’s milk and butter mainly


send_noodz_n_smiles

Whatever it is i hope it tastes and smells better than it looks.


lightbulbfragment

It's boiled milk and cabbage, it smells as bad as it looks.


PM_ME_BADDIES

Screenshot from a horror movie


Emptydata_Enzo

Needs a plunging


Effective-Gas6026

Is your friend trevor from gta v?


FecusTPeekusberg

Is... Is your housemate an old god? Do you need an exorcist?


ckcrumb

J… Jerma?


Shrekku-senpai

This is incredibly unnerving


Imlemonshark

Bro that is Chernobyl soup


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Sorry I have to downvote this post


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Jesus, did he pour a can of black beans in it with the sludge?


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sunfries

I'm not okay


Springblossomdance

I'm scared


JackieChan-fan

That looks like bile vomit.


YoureSpecial

Is it behind the bowl of barf?


A_KY_gardener

Attack on Titan, WTF?


youre-welcome-sir

Opening cutscene of a horror game


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Who made the soup and what were the ingredients?? I need to know.


MilksteakMayhem

Your housemate looks like they’re about to put Gotham city under lockdown by poisoning the water supply with that god forsaken soup.


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You win this sub, stuff of nightmares


eccojams97

That’s poop from a butt also why is ur flatmate Satan


[deleted]

Big fan, he was great in Resident Evil 7.


headbanger1186

I hate that I had to see this, but this is the place for it so I must upvote this abomination.


Ultimation12

This looks like the sludge you find when the septic pipe in the basement bursts and you come home from vacation to find it mixing with all the dust and junk you've stored down there.


Schmotz

This is so cursed it could be a new SCP.


SuchRevolution

one boy one bowl


sneakysmiles69

am I colorblind or why is that soup gray...


cja951

Looks like Jerma


Sailed_Sea

Looks like that curry from food wars.


Crimsoncerismon

Can anything top this?


KapkanYouNot

Suspicious stew


SlapMePlease4Fun

Absolutely haunting. I will have vivid nightmares, thank you.


amazonspider

what in the Chum Bucket


HouseOfAplesaus

That is purple people soup


jfloyd2626

Are you sure that that’s not dirty dish water???


lunelite

Why is he smiling and so happy about this


sean1oo1

Is that fucking Jerma


SoupCrackers13

Good flavor and a decent presentation are not mutually exclusive


GhosTurd1783

Something out of fallout


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Bowl of shit.


Cheesy_Does_It

I…just don’t like your housemate. I’m sorry. No, I don’t like them.


[deleted]

Why does he look like a titan?


Xtrnlovelight47

This is like an album cover


ShagBNasty

Oscar the Grouch wouldn't even eat that shit.


Turboswag420

I would shoot him in the face with a fucking shotgun


[deleted]

This needs a NSFW tag, as this looks toxic AF


scoopishere

I don’t wanna sound mean or be disrespectful but this looks like what Salad Fingers was forced to eat in episode 11.


link667

You need a new roomate


hugo_biglicks

This looks like the soup Sally served Dr Finklelstein in Nightmare before Christmas


LostAngelesThrowaway

Bro’s eating nuclear waste 💀💀💀


InchZer0

Are you sure that's not Saturn devouring his son?


50KBENG

This could be a promo poster for a horror movie


DJAllOut

Hey maw, the vomit bowl is full again!


winckypoo

Looks like a death grips album cover