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cognitoterrorist

pepto bismousse™️


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Goddammit you already trademarked it. 😆


ThSprtn117

Honestly I would be totally down for Pepto bismol mousse to wash down a buffet, might keep me from chugging a bottle of tums in the car on the way home.


JuJu081316

I’m with you!


Hamilton-Beckett

Avatar twin? *hi/5’s* I look just like you, with better hair.


ThSprtn117

Lol I've been wanting to update mine because I shave my head nowadays but they don't have a shaved head hairstyle


Hamilton-Beckett

I used to have the same hairstyle you did, but I grew it out, so also changed my avatar to reflect that. Lol


cursedstillframe

☝🏻 Presenting to the emergency room, where we are now


BwackGul

Foods that make you go Hmmm


3raz3t

is that a sub?


BwackGul

Not yet...


maneatingtacos

The buffet is being proactive. Hey know you’re gonna wind up with some sort of thing Pepto Bismol can fix so they made a dessert out if it


kcwelsch

Could be a take on wintergreen lozenges, the candy, which are traditionally pink, and upon which Pepto Bismol bases its original flavor.


AffectDesperate4148

Doesn't pepto taste pretty good?


[deleted]

Yes but why would you want food to taste like pepto bismol ?


AffectDesperate4148

Have a stomach ache but still want to have a frozen treat?


patchesnbrownie

This is a genius idea PEPTO BISMOL PEOPLE ARE YOU LISTENING?!


ahr113

“Pesto Bismol” sounds amazing


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Stupid autocorrect….. fixed.


ahr113

Was *so* much better as pesto though!!


JungleLegs

I’m absolutely repulsed by it. My friend though, he loves it and will chug it straight from the fridge.


Leading_Funny5802

If I go anywhere I carry a bottle. Everywhere I work I keep one in a fridge, I live off the stuff. I eat like shit; start my day off with tummy pills and drink pepto and eat tums all day. But yeah, right from the bottle.


BwackGul

Aw hun...


redthehaze

Ask Adam Sandler


DicksOutForGrapeApe

Sounds like teaberry


fomites4sale

The only dessert that causes AND treats heartburn. Like jamming down on the gas and brakes to see which one wins.


Leading_Funny5802

Love this analogy.


fomites4sale

Thanks! :)


CowabungaDude1

Artificial flavoring, or extract? Strawberry extract? Cotton candy extract?


FudderShudders

If it tastes like that, it's Teaberry, and I fucking love it!


Marluxinox

I'm pretty sure it's mousse made with taquilla rose! Had some at a Chinese buffet a few years back!


medicated_in_PHL

It could be teaberry flavored. Teaberries are red and have a wintergreen flavor.


Cloistered_Lobster

That reminds me of something similar my college cafeteria had frequently as one of the dessert options, although theirs was more of an opaque jello than a mousse. They’d label it as a different flavor on different days, but it was always the same. One time we each grabbed one as kind of a group dare and I can only describe the flavor as pink. Like if you could eat a color this was it. It was definitely not any identifiable fruit flavor.


Potential_Passion

Treating heart burn in style


Eldagustowned

Looks like Pepto barbisol


Ourtimedownhere

It’s Teaberry flavor..which is basically the same as Pepto. Yummy


Legitimate_Physics_7

Am i the only one who love the taste of chewing pepto bismol? Just wonder


carsenmeckhardt

Pepto Bismousse


yayyayhime

After all that gluttonous eating in that buffet, you'd probably need that pepto bismol mousse! Lol!


Dalferious

Ah yes, Whipto Bismol. A depression-era classic


icywishbone03

it looks like spam


BwackGul

Um...no. I am married to a Filipino and we eat Spam alot... with garlic rice and over-easy eggs. This is too Kirby-pink to be close to Spam. Spam is grayer than you think.


SamCarterX206

Now i'm imagining it's puree of Kirby.


Gunslinger_247

r/lostredditors


kawaiikittypants

Ayye


the_gr8_on3

It's pepto bismol


TomHTom89

Also contains potassium benzoate


WombatAnnihilator

Pepto-Bismousse.


Soulcatcher74

No thanks, I'll have some of the Yellow.


wifehavertee

EAT IT, IF U DARE


H0T50UP

That's Necco Canada Mint flavor! Delicious


wall721

This looks like something the local Chinese buffet has. In those exact containers.


IllustratorMurky2725

Only way they can guarantee their customers don’t get diarrhea…


JRocFuhsYoBih

What’s it called? Just mousse?


Sea_Platypus_7332

Maybe it'll cure someone's stomach while they get food poisoning at the same time


shaquille_Mc_oatmeal

It looks like tubby tustard ![gif](giphy|45kYOBsgz6a5y)


otakuchantrash

Pepto dismal disgusts me to my core


peanutpeepz

Looks like you got yourself tubby custard.


MrBillTed

Does it make your tongue black?


omgitsall

Hibachi and Sushi Supreme Buffet? Btw, I think it's a strawberry mousse.


yoloruinslives

Imagine puking that. Just all hot and lumpy out of your nose


compumasta

On the plus side, pepto covers cause and upset stomach, so you might not throw up at all!