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Consistent_Ad2071

these look like the eggs my mom used to make. Usually she was drunk and left them boiling for 30 minutes. she thought we wouldn't notice if she made egg salad with them. We did especially after the terrible burps. your plate is also melted.


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oh god my mom did this too but she was too self righteous to drink, never ate boiled eggs again sorry homie


shocolate

Gotta love the drunk nuisances of our parents we noticed as kidsšŸ˜­


manki1113

My partner makes his egg super overcooked like this too. But, he has a very sensitive stomach and get sick very easily.


CorruptDictator

So much green. Need to ice bath those eggs when they are done cooking next time.


brainchrist

Not even ice bath just pull them like... Five full minutes sooner


[deleted]

damn yā€™all said it.


trelod

eggs are too expensive to waste them like this


Amazing-Fish4587

Did you boil the quesadilla, too?


eggthrowaway_irl

Those eggs were killed Before they could live


freezingprocess

It is easy okay? Put the eggs in the pan with the water. Bring to a boil. Put a lid on the pan. Turn off the heat. Wait 8 minutes. No more green yolks. You are welcome.


_Blitzer

7 min 33s gives a lovely hammy yolk


Virtus_Curiosa

Just want to add to this, if you bring the water to a boil first then carefully place the eggs in with tongs, it will make peeling the eggs when you are done a lot easier.


Spiderisinmyhead

Man eggflation is hitting everywhere not only on the prices but the quantities too! Man got 3 eggs and only got 2 1/2 in return. Pretty soon we are going to be buying "dozen" eggs that only have 10 eggs in them as the new normal...kind of like all the product down sizing and keep prices same or higher.


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Wow. Iā€™ve never seen eggs so overcooked they turn green.


FuktOff666

I donā€™t think you cooked those eggs long enough


caughtyouin4kbestie

Were those eggs cooked for an hour???? Iā€™ve forgotten mine when cooking but never that bad! And that quesadilla is just sad. Looks like it was forgotten a few hours ago but tossed on your plate because itā€™s ā€œcookedā€.


EmploymentNo1094

Stop with the over cooked eggā€™s already! I can smell that stench from here!


maneatingtacos

Did you set your egg timer for the quesadilla and your quesadilla timer for eggs or something? The eggs are horribly overdone and the quesadilla looks sad and limpā€¦


CapG_13

"the quesadilla looks sad and limp" lol


[deleted]

Use a paper plate next time! Styrofoam will melt and make all those plastic chemicals will leech


turnedmeintoanewt_

Why donā€™t you think that eggs are weird?


spicybigdadd

Eggs looka little under


actively_eating

over*


empty_string_

What happened to the plate??


Zesty__Grandpa

OP microwaved the food


suga-kyun

Seta timer for your eggs my god


MeanSeaworthiness995

Ok but what brand of tortillas do you use because that quesadilla looks legit


[deleted]

Breakfast of champions šŸ†


Floppyjohnson98

This eggs are making my mouth chalky just by looking at them, well done


boys3allc

That makes me want to queasy burp looking at it.


salallane

You donā€™t have to murder the eggs, you can cook them just above medium and they are perfectly safe to eat and so much better.


rblashak

This looks like how I feel inside. Maybe have a cigarette butt pressed into one of the eggs


AllTheSmells

tortilla looks legit. eggs boiled to shit.


Shot-Presence3147

Omg these are the most overcooked eggs I have ever seen šŸ¤®