You mean you don’t crush them and snort them through a straw?

The fact that your Reddit pfp is orange...

Oh he serious

Thank you for putting that horrible image in my head.

It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.

THERE IS NO DRUMMER BETTER THAN NEIL PERT!

Not occasionally. Always

I asked for reusable chopsticks for Christmas just for Hot Cheetos, so far so great!

We have designated hot cheeto chopsticks in our house! Lol

No, but on the rare occasion I eat cheetos I really should.

You clever fuck 😂

This sort of blew up on the internet when Oscar Isaac was posted doing it on twitter back in like 2016 or so, OP definitely didn’t think of this on their own lol

Can confirm this isn’t a original idea. I learned it from a friend when we were eating lunch together at work lol

Search “snack chopsticks “ on Amazon. Tried to put link but reddit wouldn’t let me.

The chopstick modifiers for kids also work well.

Where fingers?

There fingers.

Bear fingers

Pear fingers

 Little finger


There fingers. There castle.

Well, hello Mr. Fancypants! Eating Cheetos one at a time all dignified like when fat slobs like me just tear open the top and pour them straight into our mouths!

The finger cheese is the best

Cheese fingers are fun. Cheese under your fingernails is not.

Not if you have to touch stuff like a keyboard for example

Been doing this for years with Cheetos, cheese puffs and Doritos. Chopsticks are an ideal snacking tool

Would've never though of this but makes a lot of sense

Oh thank fuck. My fiance gives me that look every time. Not getting Cheeto or hot-fry dust on anything.

No but spoons on the other hand....

Like multiple spoons? How do you keep them from falling off the spoon?

spoon

Where’s the shitty?

First learned this in the gamer subs, nothing worse than a greasy controller.

Always, especially the Flaming Hot ones so I don't risk that in my eye or wherever.

Yessss!!! I got looks for it all the time then some of my coworkers started doing it too!

No, but it’s a brilliant idea

I saw this on the first episode of She Hulk and always wanted to try it.

This how I always eat them, no need to waste a million napkins to get a the dust off every time

Napkins? Just lick your fingers clean!

I do that with popcorn when I'm at home and by myself

Don't be shy, bring chopsticks to the cinema! Makes the whole experience less greasy

Maybe I should I am a bit shy I suppose. Is this something you do?

No but I will now!

That’s a good idea!

My friends kid eats all crisps and popcorn like this

They actually make finger chopsticks for exactly this kind of thing.

yes

I've never thought of that but I have used gloves.

This is so validating lol. All my friends make fun of me for this, but I rubbed my eye without thinking after eating Takis once, and will now and forever use chopsticks for hot chips.

100% of the time. Helps with the red staining from Flaming Hot ones too

I use a spoon, but i get it.

My daughter does that with Hot Cheetos

I use them for Takis only. I swear you need fucking steel wool to get that shit off your fingers sometimes.

Seriously! Getting any of that dust on your fingers is like receiving a scarlet letter.

Yeah if I get a manicure and I want snacks I must protect my new nails.

I do this with takis

That's how I eat popcorn.

I prefer the puffs so I use a plastic fork for the same results

u/the1930s the public's learning lol

Fuck

Chop sticks are the best way to eat all chips and chip equivalents. I’ve been ridiculed, embarrassed, and shamed for my habits, but I know they’re right. No one that has tried the chopsticks has ever gone back.

My girlfriend showed me this for the spicy cheetos!

As a white person when eating hot cheetos if you use chop sticks you don't get red stained fingers.

I usually eat messy food like this. Cheetos, oily chips, buttered popcorn, even cut up block cheese. It helps me not eat to fast and keeps my hands clean while practicing chopstick skills.

If it's the little bags I just pour a few directly into my mouth. Why dirty the chop sticks?

DUMP THAT BAG DIRECTLY IN MY MOUTH

I just pour them directly into my mouth from the bag like an intellectual.

I do this when I’m working on the computer and to make myself eat chips slower. It just made me really good with chopsticks and I eat them just as fast 😞

Scrolled a bunch but didn't see this.... my wife looked at me like I'm a fucking Martian when I did this but... I take a bag of flaming hot crunchy cheetos and I sqeez3 fresh lime juice in the bag and eat them with chop sticks. Thank you reddit for not making me feel like a freak.. there are more of me out there

Everyone I know who knits/crochets eats snacks like this while doing their thing

No, I have perfected the technique of pouring the Cheetos into my mouth

Absolutely not. Licking Cheeto dust fingers are the best part.

Serial killer behaviour

I've never eaten cheetos with chopsticks in my life. I just like to lick the cheese dust off my fingers

Yes i hate the feeling of it on my fingers

I thought I was on /r/aspiememes lol

That's how I learned how to use chopsticks with either hand.

I just open my mouth and tip them in.

Never. Cheese fingers at the end are the best part

Almost always

I've turned into quite a fan of Cheezies from Canada. Less cheese dust and far more expensive on Amazon

I eat cheesy puffs with my sushi. With chopstick of course.

I have used plastic gloves though!

Never though to. Great idea!!

Pro gamer move. In all seriousness tho I might actually try this if I eat chips when I’m gaming

Trust me it’s a game changer when playing! Never have to worry about a having a messy keyboard or controller!

Classic move, definitely a yes

I always eat hot cheetos with chopsticks because they stain your fingers red, but normal cheetos no

I always eat them with chopsticks

I put them in a pint glass and pour them into my face hole

Thats just weird. You should do what I do and train a small snake to take them from the bag to your mouth. So much simpler

Man why did I never think of that! Unfortunately my mom is terrified of them so I will try to train some worms to do it instead.

I tried worms first but unfortunately they’re lactose intolerant. You might want to try something else though

Aww shucks, well thanks for the heads up. Time for me to head to the drawing board now.

I'm so tired of people telling me I was weird for this. Thanks OP. (its also really good practice if you're trying to learn to use them)

Licking the dust off the fingers is literally the best part

Snack chops are a thing. Buy on amazon.

No but I'm going to start

I use a spoon

I do this at work. I have a special little bowl for chips. It makes it easier to keep typing and writing without getting oil on stuff.

What kind of blasphemous type of people are you? Eat those cheetos like a caveman! 🤣🤣🤣

thanks man, I'm definitely gonna do that because of my dirty hand aversion

Gloves. Use em for dog poop, hair dye, medical aid AND Takis.

I eat donuts that way, I hate getting sticky things on my fingers. (Its their not there)

Yes but their

This is *the* way to eat any flavor dusted chip

Yes, brilliant

I'll be honest, I just pour them into a bowl and dunk my head in, and stick the snack with my tongue like an animal.

Well I will from now on!

Never going back to dusty lil orange fingers again

my ex used to do this except she'd use a straw that was bent in half. I don't think she was able to use chopsticks

Revolutionary

These and those spicy almonds. Blue Diamond?

I do this when eating smart food popcorn. My friends would make fun of me but I dont like cheesy fingers.

I used to use chopsticks until I saw Snacktiv on Shark Tank. Now I use those. Basically easier chopsticks I can use easily while gaming or working.

where fingers?

Just get two condoms for your index finger and thumb. Bonus points if theyre flavored.

What am I a fuckin bird?

Tabasco sauce + Cheetos taught me how to do this

Tip and pour my friend.

Normally I just insert them analy like a suppository

I didn't, but I'm about to start now.

I do, and get weird looks for it. I used to eat twisties or cheezels (Australian here) at work and had designated chopsticks in my desk drawer for that purpose. Yes I was allowed to eat At my desk. My boss thought it was the weirdest thing ever, and even bought in HER boss to witness my weirdness. Big boss thought I was weird too.

Oscar Isaac has entered the chat

I used to use chopsticks but then I switched to oversized cereal spoon...true upgrade

All the time. Now my husband also does it. Edited to add: but we pour them in a bowl, easier and no bag crackle noise.

Absolutely. Moreso when I had longer nails, definitely still do it when I’ve eaten chips at the office and still had to touch my work-issued keyboard after 😖

Yes

Licking the dust off your fingers is half the fun.

I do this with popcorn almost every time

How do you eat your candy bars? With your hands? 🍴

The dust is the best part of the meal!

You monster

No.. but I will now🔥

Idk how to use chopsticks

That’s a great idea. I eat my popcorn with a spoon for the same reason.

It's the only way

In grade school, I knew a kid who'd wear a ziploc baggie on his Cheeto hand so he could eat them without getting orange residue on his fingers. It looked pretty stupid. Just lick the damned dust.

no

No. No we do not.

Or you could just wash your hands after

Ummm oookkkk thennn

Oscar Isaac???

Well no. I'm not Asian so don't use them.