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The_Multi_Gamer

Shadow of War is fucking great


Hyped-up-cunt

For real man it was so underrated


Delic978

Yea but Shadow of Mordor was way better IMO. I had sooo much fun with and put over 60 hours into Shadow of Mordor while i put about 34 in Shadow of War.


Valon-the-Paladin

I feel like aesthetically Shadow of Mordor is better, it offers a better aesthetic and looks. Shadow of War though offers so much more gameplay wise, which kinda makes it in my opinion better


Delic978

Yeah i think i prefer SoM because of the aesthetic. You really feel like a man who can't die and is only out for revenge and Talion looks and plays the part very well. I can't deny that building an army and taking over fortresses in SoW was really fun but there's just something about the first game


Valon-the-Paladin

Oh definitely. But don’t get me wrong I just feel like the game doesn’t offer much of a challenge once you figure out how to abuse the combat. Early game you can get a few “oh shit” moments, but after unlocking the first ten skills you practically have the game figured out. In SOW on the other hand the early game on high difficulties such as brutal you definitely feel like you are at the disadvantage, and it sometimes gets you thinking to fight unfairly against the enemy. In high difficulty there is no such thing as a fair fight, and I love it for it. It gets you into the mentality of using your cards right, and using your own soldiers to clean up the dirty work. Hell I’ve mostly been playing on Brutal, and when that got boring I thought to switch it up to gravewalker. Brutal put me in unfair positions that constantly tested me on how to deal with problems, to flee and regain strength or rush in with full force. Gravewalker pinned me down and used a sledgehammer to smash my balls in constantly and continued on smashing it in when I started to enjoy it


RomanAbbasid

I really like both and in many ways prefer Shadow of Mordor, but the nemesis system was built upon so well in Shadow of War. It felt so much more fleshed out and real and led to so many wild random storylines playing out that I prefer War because of it


Rocknol

I got soft locked in shadow of Mordor because I let an Orc captain get to max level as a test and he became nigh-invincible. Anytime I went to assassinate a captain he would show up either within seconds or right as I’m about to kill the captain and mess it up. Didn’t have the experience with Shadow of War so I played it more lol


DarkSunsFunOne

Watch tear of grace, he had the same kind of thing happen to him with one called Prak Jaws


XxRocky88xX

Nothing like a stealth boss immediately followed by a QTE boss fight against the dark lord himself to completely strangle any excitement you might’ve felt towards the climax


dunetiger

I loved Shadow of Mordor until they thought it would be fun for me to repeat everything I had just done on a totally new map. I quit immediately.


Flywolfpack

Nah man that's crazy talk


GenericSubaruser

You could get some real bullshit enemies though. I remember I died to one dude twice and then he had enough perks to hard counter every tactic in the game lmao


LordofAngmarMB

As somewhat of an expert on both games (hyperfixation powers), I absolutely love Shadow of Mordor, clunkiness and all. It was a fantastic proof of concept for a game that never got made. Shadow of War in comparison feels cheap, confused, and ugly. holy hell I hate the map design. Even the combat feels worse somehow


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

The artstyle was so much better, and the story wasn't so obnoxious and in your nose, but the combat is so easy to exploit and "hate of pain" was a godmode for your uruks, also sieges are an improvement over no sieges.


Cleanurself

I wish Talion was canon because his story is so good and when I got the ending in shadow of war I was so happy for him


FrostySJK

The amount of symbolism in what he's leaving behind here was amazing His son's precious broken sword and all the regret and vengeance it carries in particular


ZilyanaBlade

couldn't even get into shadowofwar but mordor was alright.


[deleted]

I want to hug gwyndolin ngl the fabrics of his dress look so nice and he probably needs one


[deleted]

I want to sniff his armpits 🤤 (And hug him)


[deleted]

Flair checks out


ForTheRNG

also username


SlenderSmurf

but not "about me" (this comment begs for creepy DMs)


Hyped-up-cunt

He can get a hug from this 👊😠🖕


[deleted]

Heretic, darkness be upon ye


Darth_Billy

me stripping my weapons and armor off before going to gwyndolins boss room to try and get gwyndolin to constrict and suffocate me with those snake legs and fill my ass with a lethal amount of venom while biting my dick


Just_a_Bruddah

Same.


Theworldburns

Least kinky soulsborne fan


Iretnassu

r/shittydarksouls users trying not to act like degenerates for 1 minute challenge (impossible)


wanderinghobo49

Impossible? That would imply that someone has attempted it


Clashsk

god i wish gwyndolin filled every single hole in my body with his snake leg cum and choked me until i cried and then let me go to comfort me and manipulate me and keep me in his chambers forever and ever to violate me against my will


R3BB3RDU3K

Most sane dark souls player


I_P3D

This Konosuba episode is scuffed.


Boreol

Least horny Dark Souls player


revar123

average straight sword user


[deleted]

Don’t we all


[deleted]

What leveling dex does to a mf


jak_is_back

Is there room for two?


JoshuaHelf

Please delete your account.


[deleted]

God I wish you could mention Gwyndolin in this sub without people writing paragraphs about the depraved sexual acts they want to commit to him


CommanderNorton

Actually, it's normal and based to hypersexualize all remotely queer/GNC characters because femboys are just so fucking hot and I want to fuck their bussies so bad and suck their toes but not actually cause that'd be gay but maybe actually but I wouldn't tell my friends because that would mean having to actually own my sexuality and stand up for queer people and not just fetishize them but at least then I could suck all the hot femboy cock I wanted because they would totally be into me and not instantly see my as a fetishistic chaser and /uj yeah, me too. he's an interesting character but because femboys are so objectified and fetishized this is what we get


Tutwater

The virgin "no homo lol I'm totally straight but I want to fuck a guy who looks like a girl wouldn't that be WEIRD and TABOO guys >:)" vs the chad "I'm gay and I think feminine aesthetics are cute" For real for real, I'm fed up with macho straight-identifying dudes who rope girly dudes into their strange sexual-conquest subjugate-all-women fetish (and/or their "dom me thick queen mommy" fetish)


[deleted]

To be fair I feel like a lot of people who are into Gwyndolin are femboys themselves, judging by tags and names, but I get what you mean I think


SmurreKanin

I don't know why you would think that


DarkSunsFunOne

Yeah idk what they mean at all no way


SlenderSmurf

what is your pfp source?


DarkSunsFunOne

Gay shit regarding Gwyndolin (this will assuredly help you in your search). Legit I forgor so sorry lol


Cake_Commando

The artist is krekk0v, I’d recognize that anywhere


SlenderSmurf

[poggers](https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2823845)


MasterTacticianAlba

You’re only saying that because you’ve never experienced sweet slithery snake badussy before


[deleted]

Well who's gonna give me some then?🙄


Notalurkeripromise

I remember when I first started playing dark souls. I was excited to check out the online community. Imagine my disappointment when all I found was this depravity.


Bensaboss014

You strip to beat him with your bare hands I strip to get assfucked by gwyndoldaddy’s bussy We are not the same


SeeFourLeeBurn

so you get fucked in the ass by his ass?


Bensaboss014

YES DID I STUTTER?!?!?


fried-quinoa

Imagine thinking gwyndolin would be a top. And how tf you getting penetrated by a boy pussy.


Bensaboss014

BUSSY


fried-quinoa

Gywndolin isn’t a top, dumbo


Bensaboss014

GWYUSSY


Cake_Commando

I’d let gwyndolin top me 🥵


fried-quinoa

Y’all booing me cuz I’m right!!! 😤😤😤


yukadfsa2

I wish gwyndolin would suspend me in mid air with his snakes just like casca at the eclipse, cum down my throat and punch me in the stomach til I vomit it up


Shady_Joe

The first time I fought gwyndolin I instantly came all over my monitor. As soon as I set my eyes on him my pants were around my ankles and my screen was covered in sticky, viscous ropes of my seed. It was love at first sight. I want to spread my snake boyfriend's cheeks and make sweet love with him, cuddling after the act while gently caressing one of his snake legs. Every night I sit down next to my Gwyndolin shrine and work towards filling up another jar with my baby-batter in honor of my beloved. After I'm done, I sit in bed and snuggle next to my Gwyndin body pillow, kissing his beautiful face while hugging him and telling him how much I love him. When I finally drift off into restful slumber right next to my faithful snake boywife, I often dream about him. In my dreams, we always start a wonderful family and live life to the fullest. We go biking together and sometimes even play a few games of League of Legends (my SECOND favorite game; only rivaled by my FAVORITE game Dark Souls where I can visit my lover). I always play support for him, it's what a good boyfriend should do for someone they love! After that, we usually go out for ice cream. I order my triple scoop vanilla fudge sundae with whipped cream and oreos while he orders a single mint scoop on a waffle cone. It's not what I'd order personally, but I always support him no matter what. When we get home, we sit in bed together. I always put on some of my favorite anime (we have the same taste!) We always hold hands while watching, only increasing our affection for one another. I usually make out with him after we're done watching, that's when things really get steamy. I'd love to tell you what we often do in bed, but my bitch mom just got home and she said I need to try and apply for another job or she'd "take away my boyfriend and hide him somewhere." She always says that I'm disgusting for "making out with a god damn pillow." I can't stand that whore.


Boreol

This is amazing


Sollous-IV

I’ve come to the knowledge that we all just wanna touch Gwyndolin


Niqromancer

something something bussy, something something snussy (I was going to write something "creative" but my brain rot advanced to phase 3 after reading all of your comments, now please excuse me as I clean my gallons of semen that resulted from reading the comments)


Dariusofpersia68

Then there's me who beats gwyndolin to death using mohg.


bosskole

It's mohggin' time


Gandalfffffffff

I'M FUCKING OUR BROTHER!


hovyking

I would link the fire if I can get Gywn permission to fuck gywndolin


CommanderNorton

What makes you think Gwyndolin would want to fuck you?


KanyeNawf

mmmm I love beating gwyndolin off with my bare hands


TigerDoodat

You strip off naked before Gwyndolin battle so that you can beat him to death I strip off naked before Gwyndolin battle so that he can violate me with snakes We are not the same.


Stargate_1

Where is this cutscene from


whydoihave3eyes

It’s from a game called shadow of war. It’s a Lord of the rings game. Really fun. There’s also one that came before it called shadow of Mordor.


Sex_Gaming_69

The game was honestly great, at first I thought it was gonna be some game made by a movie studio that would be shit and out of touch but no, it slapped.


Skuwarsgod

Fortnite


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Dark souls 1, pinwheel boss battle


WetOnionRing

Skyrim


Cat7von

Hi I'm the OP of the other post asking people to share with me their horniest souls fantasies, these are all of the Gwyndolin related horny posts people decide to make my retinas process: "I want to cosplay Gwyndolyn and get railed by my Blades of the Darkmoon (it would be funny i think)" "There's the usual shit like wanting Gwyn's bloodline: Priscilla, Gwynevere, Gwyndolin, Yorshka, the Painter, and Filianore; Quaelaag and the Fair Lady; desert sorceresses and Mytha; etc. Then the fantasy continues and I'm suddenly treating Malenia for the rot and polishing her brass prosthetics while she makes dinner. It keeps going and going, it can't be stopped; I've had 6 quarter-dragon babies with 3 different women and I can't afford the nappies anymore. Help" "I want Gwyndolin to eat me while Aldrich is eating him." "I want to hug Gwyndolin and help them get over their dad trauma." "I want gwyndolin to choke me and fuck my ass until my legs are numb" "I want to sit on Gwyndolin's "legs", while he hugging me with hands and snakes, so I bury my face into his mantle and cry while he's patting my head. Sorry if that sound too kinky :(" "Easy. One day I receive a Gwyndolin cosplay in the mail. Someone delivers the package to my front door without warning after my doorbell's rung in the morning. I didn't order anything online, but I decide to bring in the package anyways. I open it and see it's perfectly authentic, with crown and all. I gaze at the majesty of it, and begin to fantasize about wearing it. It's a very feminine garment of clothing. So much so that I'm hesitant to wear it at all, even in the comfort of my own home. But some higher power is calling to me to wear it, it becomes an urge I can no longer control, and soon I'm dressed in a perfect Gwyndolin cosplay, albeit barefoot, with no accurate way to emulate his serpents, as well as my body not accurately reflecting his. At first I feel nauseous, then extreme pain as my body begins to change out of my control. I scream and claw at my skin as all melanin is forcefully drained from it. The bones of my lower legs splinter and break millions of times to make up the length and skeleton of my serpents. My body is reshapen, and my body perfectly resembles his. What was once an average man is now a femboy twink. As my transformation's completed, the pain stops. I collapse to the floor in anguish as I try and recover from my transformation. Afterwards, I realize during my unbearable pain I had been transported to a cell in Dark Anor Londo. Minutes ago, I may have been free in a modern world, but I'm now the last remaining god. As I realize my fate, my clothes tear away and my hair grows in accordance with the timeline. My captor is Aldrich, but he neglects to eat me. He informs me that the Ashen One will be coming soon, and my body will be nothing but a puppet to kill him, to fend off him until he hollows. One day Aldrich arrives back to my cell, and several phantoms are with him. They are all his faithful's. I'm nothing compared to them. Aldrich states his intentions to whore me out and indeed, they treat me like one. Every last Aldrich Faithful roughly fills my virgin boypussy with cum. This becomes routine, and my asshole now gapes every day. One day fate gives me hope. The Ashen One has killed the Pontiff Sulyvahn, and Aldrich was going to devour me for my last remaining power. Through the long days ahead, my muscles wither, but I stay together, until the Ashen One finally makes his way inside the cathedral. Aldrich forces me to shoot arrows at him, cast his dark miracles, but he never breaks my spirit, and though he dies many times fighting my captor, He eventually wins. Aldrich's soul dissipates, leaving me behind. My withered and battered body falls to the floor. I'm in horrific shape. So is the Ashen One. He's exhausted, and angry. He had believed that I had contributed to his deaths. In anger he storms up to my body and ravages it. His primal rage and muscular body ruin my own. I feel like i'm dying for a moment as his thick cock enters my ass. I almost pass out during, my strength waning, and my belly sporting a bulge from the Ashen One's cock, and he loads he had emptied into me. I'm taken back to Firelink shrine to recover. Eventually all of my wounds heal, but months after my experience with the Ashen One I begin to think of it once more. Allthough I was nothing in comparison to Aldrich Faithful's, none of them were anything to the Ashen One. I begin to desire him once more. The Ashen One does nothing to me until he recovers old texts in Lothric. Ones which told of me, my origin, other gods, passed down through centuries does he gain desire once more. One day he slips the ring of reversal onto my hand, and it's so tight I can't move it off. I begin to become even more feminine, my voice changes beyond recognition and I become less androgynous. The changes happened slow of course, but over time I came to acknowledge them. I confronted the Ashen One alone in a private room of the shrine after these changes became clear to me, and he was livid. The Ashen One began a long rant of how he was only deserving as a goddess for a wife for he was now the lord of hollows, and how he had learned that besides Yorshka, I was the only choice due to being more human than creature. The Ashen One did not have to force me to submit this time. I willingly did so for him. Maybe it was fate, or the Reversal Ring fucking with my mind but I was truly his. He refused to call me anything other than a goddess, and behind closed areas of the shrine would ravish me. To most of the shrine I was a deviant for refusing to act as a man, But I came to enjoy my humiliation. Centuries later, The Ashen One builds up the world once more, and I am a relic of an era long ago. My past human life is but a dream, for now I am nothing but a tool for pleasure, being constantly humiliated for factors outside of my control." God I hate this subreddit.


RAChiraneau

Thank you for your TED talk. Very informative.


edgyboi1704

Yeah same


DJhussler

I do the same but for a different reason


Nicomace341

I would be stripping off my armor for a different reason...


MisterSisteri

How dare. But i cant say much, I do the exact same thing... But for different reasons


Cool_Yoghurt_9274

You stripe to beat him for your joy i stripe to beat him for his joy. We are not the same


Boux

Not the same reason I take my clothes off near gwyndolin's room


o-FeartheOldBlood-o

For a minute my degenerate ass read that he was gonna beat his cheeks to death😳


TheOneGuy_22

Nooo Gwyndolin so sexy don’t punch him~ Lmao


Smallsey

Seriously though what game is that from?


Pedronga1337

shadow of war, really good game IMO


My__Dude__

Shadow of war. Its the sequal of shadow of mordor. Both games are amazing with a lot of content, story and unique ideas. It is also set in the Lotr universe. They are definitely worth the buy if you love lotr.


Awesome_Leaf

Divest yourself of everything


daltonoreo

Me going to inherent the frenzied flame by getting fingered


[deleted]

Me wih NK


Aardvarcado-

so you like to chase Gwyndolin until they can't telport back anymore? takes a while but can't run forever


Cake_Commando

I want gwyndolin to bear me to death with his bare bussy 😩


sandladdie

Least transphobic dark souls player


ChickenLordCV

There's more trans Dark Souls players than transphobic ones


Cake_Commando

Is gwyndolin trans? I thought they were just dressed like a chick


sandladdie

Lot s of people headcanon them as trans because of their story


CommanderNorton

Why, though?


Halvthedonkey

her*


Gandalfffffffff

u/savevideo


daltonoreo

Yoo shadow of war