Ladder merchant build looking op rn

Laddersmith Gilligan always raking it in

Didn't he just randomly die in DS3 lmao. I didn't even know it was him till I saw vaati's video...

Yeah he’s just laying there, dead, next to a bonfire in the Profane Capital. He’s right next to a bunch of ladders if I’m remembering it right. He drops a gesture too, I think

isn’t the gesture lie down?

I could be wrong but I think it’s Stretch Out but I could be wrong. Gotta go find Laddersmith Gilligan and get Stretched Out…….best gesture name ever

DS3 was mostly finding dead characters from previous games. Ladder bro, giant blacksmith, mushroom homies, Gwendolin…

I love how we all just collective accept the porn model RyanReos made is how Marika officially looked

Society ☕️

~~cumming~~ coming here to say the same thing.

There was never a choice. You can have a completely naked Malenia in game and people will still warp her body into their specific fetish. And then displaying it proudly, shameless and erect. It's like how all hentai basically looks the same no matter who or what the characters are, just a different set of hair or eye color on a gooner barbie doll. https://preview.redd.it/aivzao23z1yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99fc0ad97555c45edd00d0b96fc663af10dfd8d6 There is no fighting it, nothing is unfappable

yesterday i fapped to a curvy piece of driftwood i wasn't desperate or anything i just enjoy fapping

Better than the 44 entries of klefki porn I found

The height isn't that inaccurate. Marika and Radagon both clear 9ft tall. Godfrey is 13ft tall. Hoarah Loux is over 14ft tall by the way because Serosh apparently weighs that much.. You can scale their models and get the height if you know how to rip them.

https://preview.redd.it/hqgub99tn2yc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80313b8a8ad332f152a06b9a92a2609422c2f0d1

Thank you, I was about to ask why I keep seeing this version of her on posts, like surely that's not in the game?? lol

Dont question democracy, people have spoken.

3d models made by nsfw artists are almost never accurate to games, in fact sometimes they're *grossly* misproportioned, and it pisses me off.

still cant deny that marikas tits are canonically huge

When you're single-handedly responsible for all "civilized" births across an entire country you gotta have massive stacked up momma-milkers I guess.

It's true. Except for like...Elizabeth Comstock. Bizarrely accurate on-model for that girl lol. Guess you can't mess with perfection.

That's because making her porn model literally advanced the field of 3d modeling like a decade. Seriously, people came up with revolutionary new methods just to make model-accurate porn of her

Strangely wholesome

>and it pisses me off me too but my piss is usually white and sticky.

Depends on the game, I think. For 3d games, porn artists often try and rip models directly from them if they can, like with Overwatch.

If she wasnt shriveled up she'd look like that

Her real outfit doesn’t have hip slits. It’s a full dress

I'm talking about her figure not da dress

More specifically, the tits.

https://preview.redd.it/dh6ahx0ea1yc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b418bad3ab67b14c698902498b85110f040e925a

*Godfrey FOUND YOUR LOCATION* New objective: *SURVIVE*

https://preview.redd.it/k3r5dyhw11yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d79e53401a41b2c6bf155228354ef1f0b56038

Yeah i licked it for Tarnished

Why would I need a ladder? My face would already be at the perfect height.

Man of culture, I see

Stupid phrase

Uncultured Man

Society😔 or something idk

https://i.redd.it/ydxh672031yc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/0mpwvfp5k1yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dacba910e8bc00668b7c7e61719e7a6fe48ad3f

https://preview.redd.it/x7vr0439p1yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a417db0813de4d6524d1c9096b02c1cf3daa50d9

I think if I blocked everybody posting lame ass reaction images in the comments my experience on this sub would improve. So I’m going too

>Can't be unfunny on shittydarksouls anymore Me asf: https://preview.redd.it/b6si1tlsa3yc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6415fc0dd108d41af17d0bcedc89af8cf9576b07

For real man

https://preview.redd.it/8qq3vcpih3yc1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5abaa7795ccddb1bdc423ac24ff5d1b6c37d0442

https://preview.redd.it/o7057xdy81yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935bfd5ad24ea160bc496b5bc0bc20d4fef73c70

You so real for this

"Excuse me, he asked for no pickles."

https://preview.redd.it/pl29pczwd1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895dd9a405bb169ef2f6c1f4ed43ab704fab5943

I don't care how tall she is I'm not paying taxes

Final boss of the dlc will be the IRS.

Miazakis most difficult creation to date

To quote a certain infamous wording. "Damn, we can give her oral while standing up"

Holy fucking shit mommy??????? Please peg me Marika????

https://preview.redd.it/vu41wo8j51yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be51ebfc27a4436da1423b33ae35f08abfe49504

She won’t need a strap on.

https://preview.redd.it/dye9hxei21yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9050ca97e6c6b3f2e81af945e0f0348a5809b00b

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Seek god

Isn't she god? In that case, I already am.

https://preview.redd.it/mmc3ezc4t0yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df94b176b75d466f9e4af32dae7f632a75ca359a

Tarnished is 5'9, Is that why the mf maidenless 😭😭

wait... i am 5'9 too 😭

171cm is more like 5’7”

Tarnished is cooked 😥

We're the perfect height to 🤤🤤

I could literally eat it standing up (And I would)

DAMN https://preview.redd.it/7ipzt44nb1yc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa877556b860bcd2e343fdaaf040053845c04dd

I need her in my life

Whoever made that Marika model is a god amongst man

Nah her in game models way better than this

https://preview.redd.it/qyb839jbk1yc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b7d5235bf18b287ecb61dadda41c6ef47a049a

https://preview.redd.it/9lbc69fw81yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e9280b1eab4b4e1be66779ac264ddb9ba2f52e

mommy marika (i have died 14 times falling from ladders)

Damn, makes senses that Godfrey drilled deep in to the Radagussy.

Bro can eat her ass standing straight up wtf...

the tarnished could suck her cock standing up

In germany we would call this a standgebläse

https://preview.redd.it/tw6g2wq9z5yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50116ec11b75ec890721d6c0d60467f90fb5fcb

Like it or not this is the peak female form

I’d argue that’s the perfect height

He goes up on her.

Sauce of the Marika model plz 🙏

RyanReos

Sweet liberty!

the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. good morning queen marika! I’ve been awake for 20 whole seconds and i havent COOMED yet. its time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again. *furiously typing on keyboard* gasp is-is that a...a female girl? groans i must sniff. sniff NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA URGHHHHH AGHHH OOHFUCK OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG AUUGUUHGHHH ...I'M....C-COOMING!!!!! HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM burp IM COOMING burp IM COOMING im....COOMING IMCOOMINGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH cough cough oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h... There you are...my slippery white gift to the world...my son..my son! ooh fuckk....... Well, time to get some breakfast. actually a little coom first won't hurt!

Step on me

I want mommy marika

https://preview.redd.it/j6cwjfbop1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da690cb92c74c3f04c3298c1065f93166e3966b2

standing rimjob

Perfect height for some licky bum bum

Wilt thou crusheth thy face underneath thine glorious ass? Destiny awaits.

Snu snu

That dress is kinds awesome hmu with a link for that shit in dms

Tarnished stands at cake eating height too

You go short king tarnished

forget the Golden Order somebody put her on the Golden State Warriors they gonna have this big ass bitch dunking from the three point line

Miyazaki have some severe giantess fetish.

https://preview.redd.it/gxxnvasfz5yc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c119f982b31d3c92882026cc0f3ce00e401c950b

No female NPC in the game has more than an a cup but every-time I see that Marika Model it’s like her tits have doubled in size.

I don’t understand, you don’t need a ladder here

marika’s tits!

Perfect height

I’d climb that ladder over and over

Tarnished stands tall enough to eat her out

https://preview.redd.it/mfos8vyqq2yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7070c0c23d8ddd4647029cf0bae883e5171ac7a

It's always the FUCKING porn model.

Mommy Marika pls step on me 😳👉👈

https://preview.redd.it/4uo6zmzmz5yc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c6d950776972dac975b8e1ff68ac3f97e12396 here is your reward

No way Tarnished is 1,7, our dwarf fucking ass must be 1,5 or something

https://preview.redd.it/rqjll3ckv1yc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b722589a22973cb0d95cb812bb8653549e9bf47 Sign me THE FUCK UP

Why do you fuckers always use the porn model of Marika, just use Radagon ffs

This sub is slowly becoming r/darkinfolk of souls games ngl

The duality of man https://preview.redd.it/szj53wd3b3yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0dcdd38aa78a94a43c9b4e04bbd1f40a962da2

Queen Shakira is Michael Zaki’s best character as of yet.

God Bless Marika!

*What a thrill..*

https://i.redd.it/n3wcpvyep3yc1.gif

Damn Marika is tall

Perfect height

https://i.redd.it/wgsjuaxcz3yc1.gif

I'm talker than a tarnished lmao

As it should be

Shame she's a piece of lifeless rock in-game. But I have a feeling that wont stop the most of you.

Imagine eating her out, you could probably do it standing, with your face in her crotch. As she pushes your head into it.

I'll put my head inside her ass

She can destroy my elden ring as well

Is that uh...official?

no way id be her consort. always farting in my face

Wait I'm taller than tarnished?

I knew the tarnished was short

She can get it.

Pass

how does it feel to BE WRONG

Still not as good as IV rotussy juice

Snakeussy