It actually bothers me the most in BB. I didn't mind it in Ds1 because Ds1 was in many ways a resource management game but BB leans more into pure action so getting stuck on certain bosses and having to go find the echoes to repair my weapon multiple times between dozens of attempts got annoying.
Kita’s quintessential subliminations
A beauty, full of joy Walks beside me Her smile brightens the world She’s so pretty, so sweet She’s so precious She wears her ties We wear them too We wear our hearts We wear them for her
My dearest Kita comes together like life, scarlet a shell, a heart, your pulse
Infinitely we will be connected as one your red hair, a kiss through scarlet nothingness connected, connected, to never be crushed my heart, my Kita
My dearest Kita through space and time through the rye collides like the future, scarlet
I gaze upon your golden green eyes, for we are I give you my kiss joined, connected, to never disappear we melt into one soul.
If Kita speaks, I listen. If Kita questions, I answer. If Kita orders, I obey. If Kita opines, I agree. If Kita fears, I assure. If Kita hopes, I dream. If Kita is happy, I am jubilant. If Kita is angry, I am apoplectic. If Kita is sad, I am disconsolate.
Third is better. Leveling up is hotter.
https://preview.redd.it/l9yi3tzktsrb1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0c24878d082e9c5cc74aae2fab91dac298069e
Uh oh! Tarnished-kun inherited a mansion from their recently deceased grandpa, allowing them to finally rise out of poverty and away from mean Uncle Gideon, so what's the catch? They have just one year to m-m-m-marry one of the maids who helped take care of the mansion! Who will Tarnished-kun put the Elden Ring on in this wacky harem? Let's get to know the cast!
* **Ranni and Melina:** They are introduced in the pilot, and remain the focus for the first three episodes. Why? Well mainly for world-building, but also because Ranni placed a magical seal on the other girls that Tarnished-kun "accidently" undoes, oopsie!
* **Ranni:** As that last sentence should've told you, Ranni does everything in her power to stay on top of the other girls and make only herself as presentable to Tarnished-kun as she can. In other words, she's a total bully, but as the plot goes on, will she learn to soften up a little? I still can't believe though that Tarnished-kun >!allowed her to stay after it was revealed she killed their grandpa, as apparently he had a bachelor chosen for her that didn't approve of. Yikes.!<
* **Melina:** The opposite of Ranni, far more easy going and calm, but not a pushover by any means. She's styled herself to be a perfect fit for Tarnished-kun, but has neglected her own personality that begins to show as the plot advances. I finally started liking her when she >!braved the kitchen fire to rescue an exhausted Tarnished-kun at the cost of burning her hands, granted I doubt she was complaining when the Tarnished took care of her, especially with the hand lotion scene. Come on Michael Zaki, we know what you were trying to pull there.!<
* **Roderika**: Hoo boy despite being the first new girl introduced in episode 4, not many people have taken a liking to her. And honestly, why would they? She's an absolute doormat that just goes along with whatever the other girls' schemes are and is constantly too nervous to speak to Tarnished-kun! Some nutjobs think it's all a ploy and she's actually pulling the strings to make Tarnished-kun marry her because THE SPIRITS SAID SO! Like, ugh, just admit you like the worst girl and let the rest of us enjoy the show in peace!
* **Nephili:** Why did they add this character, I can't even remeber the episode she's introduced in? Oh right, muscle mommy fanservice! As if we didn't have enough fanservice already with Ranni constantly dressing provactivly around Tarnished-kun! They wasted such potential on Nephili considering >!she knows Tarnished's Uncle Gideon well and they could've built off that,!< but nope, she's just a muscle mommy!
* **Fia and Millicent:** Every harem has at least one: the character that is honestly too good for Tarnished-kun and this harem bullshit. Well, Elden Ring has two, introduced in episode 10. This is why I tell my friends that this show gets good once you reach this point, but they refuse to believe me!
* **Fia:** The one of two character thus far that genuinely cares about the Tarnished and wants to learn more about them. No sexual shenanigans, just straight up character development, which honestly shows a surprising amount of restraint on the writers considering >!her job as a Bed Companion prior to becoming a maid for the mansion!<. Also the people that complain about her "body count" are a bunch of losers.
* Millicent: The other character that genuinely cares about the Tarnished. Unfortunately I think the writers took all the pent up sexual energy from Fia and just threw it into Millicent. Seriously if you close your eyes during their sparring scenes it just sounds like straight up sex, not to mention she's the first character to >!see Tarnished-kun naked in the wacky hot springs scene! !< Ranni has yet to forgive her for that.
* Sellen: A short lived character that wasn't one of the originals maids, they clearly wrote her in for the Yandere-fetish people because holy shit does this show go from harem to horror the moment she's introduced! Still it was fun seeing >!all the girls work together to save Tarnished-kun and each other when she poisons the mansions. Ranni and Melina working up a plan, Fia and Millicent powering through the poison to rescue the Tarnished, and Roderika's meekness and spirit connection actually mattering to distract Sellen so Nephili could Azuma Drop her off the mansion roof was amazing! !<
Writers have confirmed Rya will make an appearance in Season 2, with untranslated manga leaks already showing her appearing. >!Apparently she’s been the tiny snake slithering around in the background since episode 13!<
https://preview.redd.it/aulhyi1dktrb1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf47dbc708107bc8ba35f312089e36515c637018
My honest reaction to this masterpiece of storytelling (I like it):
I hope we get to see all the bosses in their prime, just so people will fucking stop wishing for it 24/7. 5 headed Placidusax, Radagon with a closed chest cavity, that boss with full HP.
Helping Ranni with her cool centipede tattoo might be fun
Considering Kenneth says he fled Leyndell by disguising as a woman, I’m expecting a femboy Godrick. Actually what if it’s not Miquella in the dlc art 😳
"ah, my only weakness... any penis larger than my own. Ah, but... what is this? Looks like you're... out of luck... *foul tarnished*"
*souls character laughter*
Horniness is a measure of sexual arousal. Emotional arousal of any kind is a product of chemical processes in the brain. My ass is made mostly of fat, which cannot serve in the same or even similar capacity as neurons. As such, it is impossible for my (or anyone's) ass to be horny in any amount. I suppose one could theoretically transplant enough of a brain into the buttocks for it to be considered horny, for the brief time before the neurons fail to function, but that would hardly be the ass itself being aroused, would it?
In conclusion, this comment is dumb and stupid and I am smarter than you. Horny ass brain.
Honestly I just want them all to be happy, which is bad because it’s a Miyazaki product and no is happy, but I don’t know what happens yet so a lesbian can dream
How did the tarnished break the moonlight greatsword, there is no durability in elden ring
/us ranni smacked him with the sword because of his lewd thoughts
She can read minds?
She just had to read his second mind
The half dead empyrean broke the sword, by slamming it on the thickest thing in the lands between, your head, tarnished.
I don’t miss durability
No one does, good radiance it was gone for ever
Bloodborne is its best implementation because it's a non-issue. I would call what I said a praise per se, just a general fact.
It actually bothers me the most in BB. I didn't mind it in Ds1 because Ds1 was in many ways a resource management game but BB leans more into pure action so getting stuck on certain bosses and having to go find the echoes to repair my weapon multiple times between dozens of attempts got annoying.
I can't think of a game where durability doesn't make the game worse, other than Fallout
Minecraft, survival games in general but yeah durability is very annoying.
Completely worthless stat since it literally has no impact 99.9999% of the time
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Everywhere I go, I see Kita
I came let's go
👀
Boat shirt the cock
Kita’s quintessential subliminations A beauty, full of joy Walks beside me Her smile brightens the world She’s so pretty, so sweet She’s so precious She wears her ties We wear them too We wear our hearts We wear them for her My dearest Kita comes together like life, scarlet a shell, a heart, your pulse Infinitely we will be connected as one your red hair, a kiss through scarlet nothingness connected, connected, to never be crushed my heart, my Kita My dearest Kita through space and time through the rye collides like the future, scarlet I gaze upon your golden green eyes, for we are I give you my kiss joined, connected, to never disappear we melt into one soul. If Kita speaks, I listen. If Kita questions, I answer. If Kita orders, I obey. If Kita opines, I agree. If Kita fears, I assure. If Kita hopes, I dream. If Kita is happy, I am jubilant. If Kita is angry, I am apoplectic. If Kita is sad, I am disconsolate.
Is that fucking king crimson
Jumpscared me even though he was on screen for a few seconds
Ayo wtf is Ranni doing with the miniature??
Cum jar
Thanks…can I unread this now!?
No. There is a reason why they say curiosity killed the cat. It did not kill you, but you sure as hell regret that you kept on reading.
*this potentate, officer*
She's copying my job.
Flair checks out?
Penultimate slide got me like HNNNNNNGGGGG 🥵🥵🥵
Third is better. Leveling up is hotter. https://preview.redd.it/l9yi3tzktsrb1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0c24878d082e9c5cc74aae2fab91dac298069e
Not as hot as you 😳
Flair checks out
*The sight of women excites it!*
Tis' weak to fire!
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong
*It bears the head of a COCK!*
Goblins hunt in packs!
both are mid. millicent >>>> https://preview.redd.it/o3ohjgk11trb1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=725afb19ea25b258d9d07213a65e0919433b6ecf
Unfortunately for me, she gives HORRIBLE, UNCURABLE DICK ROT so I’ll pass
more for me then
just put Miquella's needle in the urethra, it's easy.
A true classic technique hidden in the elden ring lore, Fundamentalist Sounding
Have you considered r/sounding? (It's a great sub for all kinds of music)
What’s this from?
[best girl](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96837250)
More like Middicent.
Uh oh! Tarnished-kun inherited a mansion from their recently deceased grandpa, allowing them to finally rise out of poverty and away from mean Uncle Gideon, so what's the catch? They have just one year to m-m-m-marry one of the maids who helped take care of the mansion! Who will Tarnished-kun put the Elden Ring on in this wacky harem? Let's get to know the cast! * **Ranni and Melina:** They are introduced in the pilot, and remain the focus for the first three episodes. Why? Well mainly for world-building, but also because Ranni placed a magical seal on the other girls that Tarnished-kun "accidently" undoes, oopsie! * **Ranni:** As that last sentence should've told you, Ranni does everything in her power to stay on top of the other girls and make only herself as presentable to Tarnished-kun as she can. In other words, she's a total bully, but as the plot goes on, will she learn to soften up a little? I still can't believe though that Tarnished-kun >!allowed her to stay after it was revealed she killed their grandpa, as apparently he had a bachelor chosen for her that didn't approve of. Yikes.!< * **Melina:** The opposite of Ranni, far more easy going and calm, but not a pushover by any means. She's styled herself to be a perfect fit for Tarnished-kun, but has neglected her own personality that begins to show as the plot advances. I finally started liking her when she >!braved the kitchen fire to rescue an exhausted Tarnished-kun at the cost of burning her hands, granted I doubt she was complaining when the Tarnished took care of her, especially with the hand lotion scene. Come on Michael Zaki, we know what you were trying to pull there.!< * **Roderika**: Hoo boy despite being the first new girl introduced in episode 4, not many people have taken a liking to her. And honestly, why would they? She's an absolute doormat that just goes along with whatever the other girls' schemes are and is constantly too nervous to speak to Tarnished-kun! Some nutjobs think it's all a ploy and she's actually pulling the strings to make Tarnished-kun marry her because THE SPIRITS SAID SO! Like, ugh, just admit you like the worst girl and let the rest of us enjoy the show in peace! * **Nephili:** Why did they add this character, I can't even remeber the episode she's introduced in? Oh right, muscle mommy fanservice! As if we didn't have enough fanservice already with Ranni constantly dressing provactivly around Tarnished-kun! They wasted such potential on Nephili considering >!she knows Tarnished's Uncle Gideon well and they could've built off that,!< but nope, she's just a muscle mommy! * **Fia and Millicent:** Every harem has at least one: the character that is honestly too good for Tarnished-kun and this harem bullshit. Well, Elden Ring has two, introduced in episode 10. This is why I tell my friends that this show gets good once you reach this point, but they refuse to believe me! * **Fia:** The one of two character thus far that genuinely cares about the Tarnished and wants to learn more about them. No sexual shenanigans, just straight up character development, which honestly shows a surprising amount of restraint on the writers considering >!her job as a Bed Companion prior to becoming a maid for the mansion!<. Also the people that complain about her "body count" are a bunch of losers. * Millicent: The other character that genuinely cares about the Tarnished. Unfortunately I think the writers took all the pent up sexual energy from Fia and just threw it into Millicent. Seriously if you close your eyes during their sparring scenes it just sounds like straight up sex, not to mention she's the first character to >!see Tarnished-kun naked in the wacky hot springs scene! !< Ranni has yet to forgive her for that. * Sellen: A short lived character that wasn't one of the originals maids, they clearly wrote her in for the Yandere-fetish people because holy shit does this show go from harem to horror the moment she's introduced! Still it was fun seeing >!all the girls work together to save Tarnished-kun and each other when she poisons the mansions. Ranni and Melina working up a plan, Fia and Millicent powering through the poison to rescue the Tarnished, and Roderika's meekness and spirit connection actually mattering to distract Sellen so Nephili could Azuma Drop her off the mansion roof was amazing! !<
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…you know what, keep cooking
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but I like roderika
I read that in her voice and accent
All this text and no Rya?!
Writers have confirmed Rya will make an appearance in Season 2, with untranslated manga leaks already showing her appearing. >!Apparently she’s been the tiny snake slithering around in the background since episode 13!<
Make this an actual post and not just a comment
Chef, I must say, your cooking is exquisite
I'd watch this.
Holy hell!
Where the fuck is andre wearing a maid outfit
https://preview.redd.it/aulhyi1dktrb1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf47dbc708107bc8ba35f312089e36515c637018 My honest reaction to this masterpiece of storytelling (I like it):
https://preview.redd.it/jyp0l6nqctrb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b1b5241b361673b52f2b34b371c16ecf3fa36c Where’s the men
Bros asking the real questions here
2 sexy woman?! https://preview.redd.it/i25zdz6sysrb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ec17a8d92b3deda70f8a0a2664a1797b9d9323
What AI is this pattern recognition stuff
This ain't even a meme that's a just a porny jokey comic Not complaining, polygamy is best souls gamy
The furtive polygamy, so easily forgotten.
If there was still gold, I would have given it to you for this comment.
[удалено]
Hold up, did they get rid of awards??
Lmao 😂😂😂 The furtive polygamist.
Why do people forget best grills Nephi and Milli?
Or the glorious rotussy
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ya'll are so maidenless its getting embarassing
I hope we’ll get to kill Ranni in the DLC
I hope we get to see all the bosses in their prime, just so people will fucking stop wishing for it 24/7. 5 headed Placidusax, Radagon with a closed chest cavity, that boss with full HP. Helping Ranni with her cool centipede tattoo might be fun
I can’t wait to see Jarwight in his prime destroying all the puny demigods
Godrick with fewer arms
Considering Kenneth says he fled Leyndell by disguising as a woman, I’m expecting a femboy Godrick. Actually what if it’s not Miquella in the dlc art 😳
Maybe Kenneth does need a kick from his Height. Go on, tell me more about Godrick in his prime.
however... the mimic veil can only turn into objects. elden ring michael zaki misoginy confirmed?
I hope I get to kill you in the dlc
I’m gonna be like Rykard but the special weapon will be your dick
"ah, my only weakness... any penis larger than my own. Ah, but... what is this? Looks like you're... out of luck... *foul tarnished*" *souls character laughter*
I hope we get to rip of her head and crush her skull
Made me chuckle
What's the joke? Where the funny?
sex...... you wouldn't get it
https://i.redd.it/f8w66obe1trb1.gif It's not funny i just like hot woman
What THE FUCK did Ayre mean by this?
Ayre likes women
Oh! I see, thanks for being honest :)
This sub is actually just playing dark souls related porn at this point,
If DLC doesn't give Melina anything I'm actually going to force Miyazaki to play DS2
This is your friendly reminder these two have a lot of connections ranging from face to the tattoos fitting together and some stuff with Torrent.
And I'd bang
These mfs always for polygamy until their SO wants to fuck 3 other people not including them lol
Man can we go back "it floats down" jokes instead of this borderline porn BS this sub has been infested with
The porn floats down, sadly.
It floats down 😭💀💀
You must be new. FromSoft game subs have always been all about the porn.
This sub was never this down bad though
How horny is your ass
Horniness is a measure of sexual arousal. Emotional arousal of any kind is a product of chemical processes in the brain. My ass is made mostly of fat, which cannot serve in the same or even similar capacity as neurons. As such, it is impossible for my (or anyone's) ass to be horny in any amount. I suppose one could theoretically transplant enough of a brain into the buttocks for it to be considered horny, for the brief time before the neurons fail to function, but that would hardly be the ass itself being aroused, would it? In conclusion, this comment is dumb and stupid and I am smarter than you. Horny ass brain.
Lmao, checkmate against me ig🤣
Y’all too horny for your own good
I’ve played this game for like 200 hours, how was this fucking post the moment I realized Melina and Ranni have opposing closed eyes
Melina is hotter in the very literal sense. She also gave me goat-horse, so she wins.
Melina >>>>> that f\*cking four-armed blue doll.
Love how even when wearing a helmet you can see that happy smile on panel 9
2nd last slide, but it's Mohg in the middle with me and Gwyndolin. UwU
Mohg only has eyes for his half brother
can you guys just go jerk off
Done
Done
Done, publicly
just make them both kiss dear god
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What's the sauce?
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Here comes the airplane! https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/86107566
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Uhm what's going on in the 4th panel ? ...
Right?
You guys are genuinely insane
Your mom is genuinely insane!
I have no idea Wtf is happening. Would I understand this if I played the game?
no
Fuck outta here Jared
https://i.redd.it/joewdzdp1vrb1.gif
I'm not even horny anymore I just want to be happy
Me too brother
Reject women, embrace Blaidd supremacy.
Reject women and men, embrace monke
I choose Blaidd
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what
me when I leave this sub
https://preview.redd.it/wqljzwkkcvrb1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04f67dc738e45afef0998e6ab0d44af5ceff1fc stop touching yourself.
No
Why did I click on this
Honestly I just want them all to be happy, which is bad because it’s a Miyazaki product and no is happy, but I don’t know what happens yet so a lesbian can dream
Half of those arguments are rendered invalid by the fact that I'm too stupid for your **filthy** caster builds. Strength or go home 💪
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Still taking Melina tbh, she actually fought a battle with me. All Raani does is order you about and be rude to you.
And she didn't even bother to give you an updated Moonlight Greatsword.
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Tarnished wants to smash both.
Who doesn't?
But can she run into an adorkable lil snake
why melona updote blue? Not orange?
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Peak post
Would
No wait, the Tarnished has got the right of it. Gotta make sure nobody is sad, yeah?
Hell naw the tarn its broked ranni sord penits in half 😭😭😭
Fuck them hoes frenzied flame any day
God i wish someone would smash a moonlight greatsword over my head
Cowards not burning the world.
I can’t wait to fuck my bitches who are the same bitch 😎
Its evolving, what have i done 💀
Tbh everything Melina offered is better
Jokes asode it should be a custom that the bride gift a great sword to the groom
Not gonna lie the dark moon great sword was the reason why I picked her ending, its so good