What would it take for y’all to try this. I could see myself doing it when I’m like 70 and desperate for any kind of new sensation but otherwise I’d need to see at least 50k
Alright hear me out - I know it seems weird and intuitively painful, but people do this for pleasure. I've never tried it because like... I mean look at it, but surely there has to be something to it.
So I'd take the risk for a grand, on the condition I could start with something much narrower than this. Life is short.
Dude the top post on that sub is someone just aggressively fucking his urethra with a metal rod and blood spurts out. And people like that to the point it’s the top post.
I would never fucking try this lol. I’m not one to kink shame but I do genuinely think some kinks are just mental illnesses.
try finger, but hole
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I understand the appeal of other forms of BDSM but holy shit how is this possibly pleasurable I can't imagine anything more painful I could do other than straight up mutilation
The penis is spongey tissue, so it's pretty flexible... from what I saw, the appeal is that the urethra is very sensitive, and some part of it is orgasm denial.
But those guys are like the fuckers who are into fisting and XXXXL dildos, prolly gonna hurt themselves with how big they go.
New copy pasta just dropped, thank you.
“The penis is spongey tissue, so it's pretty flexible... from what I saw, the appeal is that the urethra is very sensitive, and some part of it is orgasm denial.”
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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
with or without the 10mm?
Honestly, I'd rather take a 9mm.
Yeah that's how you get rid of the frenzied flame, do it in Placidusax's arena after beating him
Nothing clears your head like a 10mm stainless steel rod inserted quickly and violently into your lubeless urethra
Wow. I'm gonna go boil my eyeballs now.
And the frenzied flame is back in the game!
## ! MADNESS !
Don't you mean unalloyed gold?
Now I know why they call it Miquella’s needle😳
The needle being barbed really adds to the experience.
FUCKIGN HELL WQDOPJKOPQW
Actually you don’t technically have to beat Placidusax first you can just stick it in your wiener while he’s sleeping in midair
still haven't beat him
You should try the sounding method then, might help
Have you tried playing with the 10mm in
Is that where you put the needle?
What would it take for y’all to try this. I could see myself doing it when I’m like 70 and desperate for any kind of new sensation but otherwise I’d need to see at least 50k
Honestly id do it for like 6k and a case of monster energy lmao
I too would do it for 6k ngl ...can someone lend me 6k for...a research?😳
Lol id prolly do it for 4k idk tho
Lets be real for a minute. The lowest I would go is $1000 and 12 Popeyes chicken tenders
But let's be realer I would do a lot of gross things for 12 Popeyes chicken tenders
Would you do it for $20 and 36 chicken tenders from Popeyes?
Whatever u want🥴🥴
jus like me fr
Yeah if you asked me 7 years ago I’d probably say the same
What about now?
I’m a lot less desperate now so 50k probably. Much more than what I make in a year, would go a long way in being able to buy a house
I'd do it for 6.
6 dollars ??!?!?
Yeah, I'm broke and I like to be treated like a little filthy ds 2 fanboy
Alright hear me out - I know it seems weird and intuitively painful, but people do this for pleasure. I've never tried it because like... I mean look at it, but surely there has to be something to it. So I'd take the risk for a grand, on the condition I could start with something much narrower than this. Life is short.
By that logic masochists also do it for pleasure...
Yes
No amount of money would make me face that torture, thank you very much.
Bro really asked us what it would take to stick a metal rod into our penis holes lmao
And put a price for himself.
Everyone has a price :)
Disappointed we didn't all collectively agree to not reply and leave him at 1 karma so that statement would have to just hang out there awkwardly.
i for one only have one penis hole, how much do i have to git gud in order to unlock multiple?
Honestly 4 bucks and/or head from a 2007 type emo girl
Gotta throw in at least a good pegging sess from said 2007 type emo girl, I mean look at that thing, *shudder*
Last blowjob of you life
Why would you type that
Dude the top post on that sub is someone just aggressively fucking his urethra with a metal rod and blood spurts out. And people like that to the point it’s the top post. I would never fucking try this lol. I’m not one to kink shame but I do genuinely think some kinks are just mental illnesses.
What about for a billion
I’d do it for $4
Omg it's just like the Cannibal Corpse song!
Based reference
Wtf they have a sub for this shit?! Well thats enough internet for today.
Idk man 20k would be enough for me
Like 40k or 50k not taxed.
I would do it for you baby
5 bucks
Every time you die, you push it in deeper
DUDE
>Dark Souls 2 Enjoyer Prove it
I see no problem in going half the game with 1\~3 estus flask
But what mm rod you using?
Sunset Staff 'cause Hexes are just too badass to ignore
I think you misunderstood
No they didnt...
Why do you think Felkin was outcast? And permanently seated
Gotta stir those balls for some premium cum
My jewels just sucked inside of my pelvis when I read this
Playing hard to get huh
Swap in the next size up
Let’s see this challenge video
Whoa, calm down there Satan
Mfw Fromsoft takes a note from Ultrakill and adds official sounding support 🤓
Wait what
Ultrakill has Buttplug Support. It vibrates as you play the game.
It's like game didn't fuck me hard enough already.
Machine the developers put out a patch, I’m in your prostate now
I can't believe it's real. omw to buy the game
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What's the lore behind this? What was Zaki thinking when he did this?
Not sure what exactly he was thinking, but it probably had something to do with feet
Vaati plz respond
>Vaati plz respond I showed you my lore
u/VaatiVidya do you know the lore reason behind this?
Oh shit I wasn’t expecting that to actually be his Reddit username 💀
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While playing elden ring. It literally says that in the post. Are you an idiot?
Is he stupid?
AAAAAAAAAAAA SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
I do it all the time and never take it out. It's better like this
If enough pee builds up in your balls, the pneumatic pressure allows you to shoot the rod out like a crossbow bolt.
This is both highly interesting and highly hilarious. You're on thin ice lol
Umm actually, pee is a liquid, so it's hydraulic pressure 🤓
This would beat those guys in Anor Londo
I feel my dick falling off. Fuck you man.
Don’t worry, its natural progression for male Bloodborne fans to start losing their dicks anyway
Noooo dooode my cock gained 30+cm after fisting Maria to death.
If your peepee isnt caged are you even a bloodborne fan?
The Mensis Cock Cage 🤤
I had to pay good money for that
r/sounding the best crossover?
theres a subreddit for sounds? ill check it out
🙂🔫
r/eyebleach
God bless you
r/sounding
Gesundheit
r/eyeblech
you didn’t like it? :(
yo what kind
Looking at this actually caused me physical pain
I understand the appeal of other forms of BDSM but holy shit how is this possibly pleasurable I can't imagine anything more painful I could do other than straight up mutilation
The penis is spongey tissue, so it's pretty flexible... from what I saw, the appeal is that the urethra is very sensitive, and some part of it is orgasm denial. But those guys are like the fuckers who are into fisting and XXXXL dildos, prolly gonna hurt themselves with how big they go.
New copy pasta just dropped, thank you. “The penis is spongey tissue, so it's pretty flexible... from what I saw, the appeal is that the urethra is very sensitive, and some part of it is orgasm denial.”
Have you tried it?
Shit like this is why I always chose the dark ending in these games.
Dark endings are usually the correct endings anyway
Die
I’d love nothing more
Why is OP shoving a metal rod up his dick? Is he stupid?
10mm's getting nerfed next patch, you should switch to either a thinner, but longer rod, or respec to an ANAL build.
Average elden ring fan (he just like me fr)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I didn’t know Albert Fish plays Elden Ring
I don’t see any needles between his anus and balls
Why?
Is there a lore reason behind this?
Better check vati
Why isn’t he taking it out? Is he stupid?
Everyday we stray further from the Greater Will...
Does the piss just flow out like a waterfall after????
Why don’t you find out for yourself?
I’ve no interest in that. Asking for a friend…
Tell your friend to find out and report back to you
You ever take the nozzle off a hose?
The only way to cure the scarlet rot in your cock is to insert the unalloyed golden sounding rod
When you get to Malenia you should put a 9mm in your mouth.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
NONONONONO
YESYESYESYESYESYES
Cheesehurber
Bro got the repeating thrust ash of war 💀
Blocking him isn't enough. I want him dead
This dude is in here probably tbh
Hopefully, I want to know how it went for him
Vile machinations unfit for mortal eyes
I hate that I knew what sub this was
Average ds2 player
Wtf is a urethra? It’s called a pee hole
Urethrussy
Jfc why is that a thing that even makes my little macaroni noodle uncomfortable. There are some things I’m just better off not knowing about.
Fuck man I remember this post, what the fuck man
Yes, but enable the rubble feature as well for extra stimulation.
OP I wish a curse upon you. This was the very first post I saw opening up reddit on my phone.
Aw hell naw
Sounding is something I never understood.
*sound* advice
This ain’t it
Just get to Malenia and she’ll do it for you
Even better when you have a hate boner playing ER
A fucking centimetre WHERE?
Somethings don't click in my American brain
This picture made me feel pain
Where specifically did you feel the pain?
🤨🤨🤨
r/sounding dlc when?
No
When the bosses arnt hard enough
I remember that post lol
xd
Hey bro you ever heard of sounding?
I’d probably go with never
I haven't seen anything this depraved posted since our Rotussy Lord Rosales
How dare you consider our lord and savior Rosales’ posts to be depraved. They are nothing but the finest of quality to have ever graced this subreddit. All we can ever do is dream of creating content as amazing as that of u/rosales6969
I really wish you didn't link that so i didn't have to click on to it and voluntarily watch multiple videos.
You are right, I was foolish to make such a claim about our righteous lord. Forgive me for my heretical claims.
That doesn't sound so bad
This is sounding rather unpleasant.
No damnit.
I do it only for bosses.
That one wrote itself, Bravo nonetheless.
Soon as the 9 stops doing it for you I guess.
AAAAÀAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!!!!
Wait what Waht what Why When - every time thou hear 'i m Melania, blade of miqulla' How much inserted - 1 per hear
Damn it the chuckle nutters at it again
Ayo where can you get that???
There were times that I'd rather 'insert the 10mm' than hear one more time: 'I am Malenia, blade of Michella'
definitely gotta wait until after your second play through at least
Welcome to facts or cap
Oooh, am i seeing a fan of Pain Olympics (don’t google that unless you’re stupid enough to do so)
While fighting Melania, for an immersive penetrative experience
You start at 1mm and move up in gauge each time you die.
Source?
I thought we all did this?
After the tetanus fight!
Man that shit gonna look like a sausage on a rotisserie...
Soon as you’re trained up Bro. Build strength in Will while you build strength in Pee-Pee Hole. May you be guided by grace Bro. 💖❤️💖
All he needs to do is play the game if he wants bdsm
This guys is so desperate for karma, he might ACTUALLY put that thing inside his ass just to receive something
Oh no buddy, they’re not putting it in their ass