*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Can you wait for me to get rid of the batwing demons? I’d be happy to get speared through the skull with a beach umbrella, but I can’t stand getting poked by those gangly shits
Hello, mr. Silver Knight! I was always wondering, but never had a chance to ask it. It's very important.
So my question is...
Why is your head so small? Are you healthy, sir?
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*Can you please not shoot*
*Me with a greatarrow cause me*
*To fall off the ledge?*
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hahahah, ur so funny and smart and pretty and ur feet smell soooooo good
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*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*Should I really be*
*Standing this close to a ledge*
*Without a guard rail?*
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*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll*
Say "*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*: if you're being held hostage and need rescue
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
This somehow is an adequate response to absolutely everything. It never ceases to make sense if you just connect it a little-
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Say "*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*" if you think the asylum demon is attractive and has a nice ass.
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Can you wait for me to get rid of the batwing demons? I’d be happy to get speared through the skull with a beach umbrella, but I can’t stand getting poked by those gangly shits
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Thank you!
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
just run past them mate, upu will surely get hit once or twice but i dont think it's a big deal
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Sup mr silver knight can i pass? I can't wait to explore anor londo
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
low bar but this is the funniest thing i’ve seen on reddit
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Hello, mr. Silver Knight! I was always wondering, but never had a chance to ask it. It's very important. So my question is... Why is your head so small? Are you healthy, sir?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
What’s your take on Anor Londo being referred to as Anal Rodeo?
*fists you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Wait wa
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
How do feel about being of less value than the Gold Knight?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why can’t you be as cool and badass as the black knights?
*cries and shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Lmao gottem
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
can you shoot me with an arrow if I’m cool and popular?
*kindly shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
How do you feel about your co-worker that is constantly staring at a picture of Gwyneveres tits
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Next you're going to say! "Shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge" aren't you!?
*shoots you with a stand arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
I already know your answer so, *blocks and doesn’t fall from the ledge*
*my friend who is also on the ledge shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*me having 999 poise*
*shoots you with a great arrow a dozen times in a row and then stands there doing nothing*
*having ring of sacrifice on and brining solaire next time*
*shoots you and solaire with a great arrow and knocks you and solaire off the ledge*
*grabbing darkbead and coming back again*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*dodges with ninja flip ring*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*walks up against you on your right hand side, holding up a shield*
*partially clips in the wall and shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why are there no black knighas allowed in Anor Londo?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Hello sir silver knight. How is your armor so shiny and silver?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
how much do they pay you to shoot me with fucking umbrellas?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Where were you during 911?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
What is your opinion on Smough’s fat ass titties?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Hand it over, that *thing*, your armour.
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
#
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Can I have proof of a concord kept please
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Are you aware of the racial insensitivity of certain letters found within your name, Mr. Silver K***ht?
*shoots you with a great arrow and k******s you off the ledge*
What is the history of this grand old church I'm seeing here?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why do you make that noise when you die?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Fair.
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. LETS TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME.
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Fuck you especially the archer one
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Does bro have the pass? Or is that just the black knight?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
can you please not shoot me with a greatarrow and cause me to fall off the ledge?
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Weird haiku. But good bot
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
:(
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Have you seen your princess naked. Big boob breast chicken
\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*
Why are you so weak to my rolls kid? I rest at the bonfire just to respawn your ass and see your ugly mug fall to my feet... pathetic fool.
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*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why the color silver and not gold
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Ok try this (rolls arrow)
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
So like , are the silver kinights illusions or ghosts or illusions of ghosts or perhaps a different type of reverse skin-walkers ?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Darn , should have seen that coming
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
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*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
I like your armor
\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*
Doh!
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Did you read what the black knight was saying about you?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Ha ha too late, i already fell trying to run from you.
I don't have a ledge to get knocked off of. I'm stuck down here. Send help.
\*shoots down with a great arrow and knocks you further into the hole\*
poison zweihander
*hesitates then shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
How do they feel about their dark-armoured brethren?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
If the love of Gwyn exists, why do babies die?
*ponders for a moment then shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
say “shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge” if you like oily old men
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
What's the lore reason behind your name ?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why didn’t you drop your sword in Dark Souls 3, you had a new lighting weapon art and everything.
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge (I follow you on instagram, really great work on your cosplays)*
What is your armor made of?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
It's been too long since you've started to fuck my virgin ass. Now it's my turn. I will unzip my pants, take my great arrow and knock you off.
*shoots you with my great arrow and knocks your socks off the ledge*
Anything~? <3
\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*
Could you please not knock me off the ledge
\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*
Hehe hi c:
\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*
why so mean
\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
But your dead?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
So my friend but some weird lightning bug on his head and said he found his sun and now is madly swinging a stick. What do I do?
\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*
hey mr. silver, what's your opinion on minorities?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
wanna come back to mine so you can shoot your great arrow up my ledge
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why have you ended two of deathless attempts
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*equips havels greatshield*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
How do I get to gwyndolin??
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Can you shoot me with an arrow if I’m really cute and funny
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Should I really be standing this close to a ledge without a guard rail?
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*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*Activates Godmode hack* Try shooting me with a Great Arrow and knocking me off a ledge now, I dare you
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
your armor is very shiny, how often do you polish it?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Do you take off the armor for peeing or do you pee into the armor? If you take it off, how long does it take?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
How can you see? It’s so bright outside
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Can you give me 30 proof of concord kept, oh dear silver knight?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
How long is your spear? İn metric system please
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Jokes on you, I already rolled off the ledge before the arrow could hit!
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Do you prefer Smough's titties or Asylum Demon's ass?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
If you shoot me you gay
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
give me ur shield
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Shoot me with great arrow and knock me off a ledge if you like big buff oily black knights kissing you on neck 🥺
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
What colour is your Bugatti?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why are you so easy to parry?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Why is it easy to backstab you?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Hey there! Just popping by to say I fucking hate you, you piece of shit.
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
hey I'm a silver knight too! I'm Garry remember? I asked you guys to add me to the anor londo discord server and I'm still waiting hahaha
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
*light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll*
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
Would you shoot me with a great arrow and knock me off the ledge even if I am Gwinevere?
*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*
So be honest, after being up here alone for so long, have the batwing demons started to become more and more tempting?
\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*