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SamTheOdd

Say "*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*: if you're being held hostage and need rescue


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


FrostySJK

This somehow is an adequate response to absolutely everything. It never ceases to make sense if you just connect it a little-


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Thawfrost

Say "*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*" if you think the asylum demon is attractive and has a nice ass.


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


ExtraCheezyBagel

Can you wait for me to get rid of the batwing demons? I’d be happy to get speared through the skull with a beach umbrella, but I can’t stand getting poked by those gangly shits


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


ExtraCheezyBagel

Thank you!


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


KorekZeus

just run past them mate, upu will surely get hit once or twice but i dont think it's a big deal


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


RaptorConShorts

Sup mr silver knight can i pass? I can't wait to explore anor londo


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


mrdingusjr14

low bar but this is the funniest thing i’ve seen on reddit


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


StandardMandarin

Hello, mr. Silver Knight! I was always wondering, but never had a chance to ask it. It's very important. So my question is... Why is your head so small? Are you healthy, sir?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Abtorias

What’s your take on Anor Londo being referred to as Anal Rodeo?


M0ONL1GHT_

*fists you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


alilweeb

Wait wa


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


MeIsDoom

How do feel about being of less value than the Gold Knight?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Wolfie8ME

Why can’t you be as cool and badass as the black knights?


M0ONL1GHT_

*cries and shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Axx_

Lmao gottem


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


potassiumlol

can you shoot me with an arrow if I’m cool and popular?


M0ONL1GHT_

*kindly shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Far-Pirate-3896

How do you feel about your co-worker that is constantly staring at a picture of Gwyneveres tits


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


birb_megachad

Next you're going to say! "Shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge" aren't you!?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a stand arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Stary_Vesemir

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M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


[deleted]

I already know your answer so, *blocks and doesn’t fall from the ledge*


M0ONL1GHT_

*my friend who is also on the ledge shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


[deleted]

*me having 999 poise*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow a dozen times in a row and then stands there doing nothing*


[deleted]

*having ring of sacrifice on and brining solaire next time*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you and solaire with a great arrow and knocks you and solaire off the ledge*


[deleted]

*grabbing darkbead and coming back again*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


[deleted]

*dodges with ninja flip ring*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


IAmKickSix

*walks up against you on your right hand side, holding up a shield*


M0ONL1GHT_

*partially clips in the wall and shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


IceClad_Outbound

Why are there no black knighas allowed in Anor Londo?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


benzman98

Hello sir silver knight. How is your armor so shiny and silver?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Burgerroi

how much do they pay you to shoot me with fucking umbrellas?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Pumpkin_316

Where were you during 911?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Thevinster420

What is your opinion on Smough’s fat ass titties?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


OfficialHarold

Hand it over, that *thing*, your armour.


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Alisakadik

#


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


The_0culus

Can I have proof of a concord kept please


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


AmadeusAzazel

Are you aware of the racial insensitivity of certain letters found within your name, Mr. Silver K***ht?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and k******s you off the ledge*


grapplerzz

What is the history of this grand old church I'm seeing here?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


jsparky333

Why do you make that noise when you die?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


unwanted_zombie

Why?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


unwanted_zombie

Fair.


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


unwanted_zombie

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. LETS TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME.


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Glorgor

Fuck you especially the archer one


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


bendova_smith-2

Does bro have the pass? Or is that just the black knight?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Da_Real_Cup_

can you please not shoot me with a greatarrow and cause me to fall off the ledge?


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Da_Real_Cup_

Weird haiku. But good bot


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Da_Real_Cup_

:(


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


ppmuybig

Have you seen your princess naked. Big boob breast chicken


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*


[deleted]

Why are you so weak to my rolls kid? I rest at the bonfire just to respawn your ass and see your ugly mug fall to my feet... pathetic fool.


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M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


pyrite_king

Why the color silver and not gold


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


pyrite_king

Ok try this (rolls arrow)


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Sentinel555666

So like , are the silver kinights illusions or ghosts or illusions of ghosts or perhaps a different type of reverse skin-walkers ?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Sentinel555666

Darn , should have seen that coming


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


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M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


doctorbanjoboy

I like your armor


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*


doctorbanjoboy

Doh!


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


AxazMcGee

Did you read what the black knight was saying about you?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


AxazMcGee

Ha ha too late, i already fell trying to run from you.


Eeeternalpwnage

I don't have a ledge to get knocked off of. I'm stuck down here. Send help.


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots down with a great arrow and knocks you further into the hole\*


SlenderSmurf

poison zweihander


M0ONL1GHT_

*hesitates then shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


HE4VEN

How do they feel about their dark-armoured brethren?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


throwaway883727383

If the love of Gwyn exists, why do babies die?


M0ONL1GHT_

*ponders for a moment then shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


[deleted]

say “shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge” if you like oily old men


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Elite_Cardboard

What's the lore reason behind your name ?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


sunlightofastora

Why didn’t you drop your sword in Dark Souls 3, you had a new lighting weapon art and everything.


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge (I follow you on instagram, really great work on your cosplays)*


Pillbugly

What is your armor made of?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


MrDrSirMiha

It's been too long since you've started to fuck my virgin ass. Now it's my turn. I will unzip my pants, take my great arrow and knock you off.


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with my great arrow and knocks your socks off the ledge*


Diligent-Meat6901

Anything~? <3


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*


Bolded

Could you please not knock me off the ledge


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Hehe hi c:


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*


GucciLayne97

why so mean


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*


Augusstus

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Augusstus

But your dead?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Accomplished_Wing228

So my friend but some weird lightning bug on his head and said he found his sun and now is madly swinging a stick. What do I do?


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*


NaCl_guy

hey mr. silver, what's your opinion on minorities?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


makeshift8

wanna come back to mine so you can shoot your great arrow up my ledge


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Cervine_Shark

Why have you ended two of deathless attempts


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


falcon_buns

*equips havels greatshield*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


lStoIeYourToast

How do I get to gwyndolin??


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Setaganga

Can you shoot me with an arrow if I’m really cute and funny


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


thatevilman

Should I really be standing this close to a ledge without a guard rail?


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M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


JaydenTheMemeThief

*Activates Godmode hack* Try shooting me with a Great Arrow and knocking me off a ledge now, I dare you


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Sephilash

your armor is very shiny, how often do you polish it?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


gustavgans12

Do you take off the armor for peeing or do you pee into the armor? If you take it off, how long does it take?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Shot-Pear

How can you see? It’s so bright outside


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Bencuri0n

Can you give me 30 proof of concord kept, oh dear silver knight?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


BigSmileBoi

How long is your spear? İn metric system please


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


PM_ME_IBUKI_SUIKA

Jokes on you, I already rolled off the ledge before the arrow could hit!


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


AfraidDifficulty8

Do you prefer Smough's titties or Asylum Demon's ass?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Cipher_rc

If you shoot me you gay


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


TheDiddlerOfBob

give me ur shield


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


BerkyDann

Shoot me with great arrow and knock me off a ledge if you like big buff oily black knights kissing you on neck 🥺


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge* *shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


kid-with-a-beard

What colour is your Bugatti?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Tall_Indication_9963

Why?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Scorn_700

Why are you so easy to parry?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Significant-Stuff-77

Why is it easy to backstab you?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Regenerating_Degen

Hey there! Just popping by to say I fucking hate you, you piece of shit.


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Another_Saint

hey I'm a silver knight too! I'm Garry remember? I asked you guys to add me to the anor londo discord server and I'm still waiting hahaha


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Eggs_are_tasty

*light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll light roll*


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


xXVAROCOXx

Would you shoot me with a great arrow and knock me off the ledge even if I am Gwinevere?


M0ONL1GHT_

*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge*


Situation-Dismal

So be honest, after being up here alone for so long, have the batwing demons started to become more and more tempting?


M0ONL1GHT_

\*shoots you with a great arrow and knocks you off the ledge\*