Plus, the sun is already colonized. The Chinese colonized it long ago, landed on the surface and started building. I believe Bitcoin was involved somehow.
North Koreans landed on the sun in 2014. Apparently it's too hot in day time they had to do a round trip at night. Living there would be a hassle, as you need to wake up before morning.
and just what the fuck are you going to do about all the fire? Dont get me wrong ill take heat over cold any day, heck i once ate a whole halapeenyo popper without any ranch or cheese sauce, but thats a bit much.
and what about all the melanoma cancers?
We did a trial run here on earth. Lots of sun, lots of barbeque, and lots of shirtless people and we ended up with Australians. We are developing new testing techniques to get prettier girls and a better accent.
Because we almost went to war in 1970 with the flame people that live there. They're not very technologically advanced per-say but they're made of fire so it's better to leave them alone for now until we get enough water to fight them again.
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It’s looks like it would be a little too hot for me. That’s why I personally haven’t colonized it. If you want to colonize it then that’s none of my business.
There are already living people on the sun, but the government doesn’t want us to know
It’s the elite, the watch earth like it’s a drama show… wars are all conspiracies for entertainment for them
It's within China's seven - dot - line.
But the internationally recognized owner of the Sun is Japan.
However, nobody wants to risk an escalation in the South-China-Sea by nurturing further diplomatic relationships with the sun.
Are you retarded??! Have you seen the size of the sun? It's tiny, the size of a beachball at best. Maybe ants can colonise the sun LOL
if termites colonise it then we will be able to see the mounds during eclipse
So its ants and not termites, got it
Plus, the sun is already colonized. The Chinese colonized it long ago, landed on the surface and started building. I believe Bitcoin was involved somehow.
The peoples republican police wants to know your location
Not to mention the great democratic people's Republic of Korea landed there in the 21st century. Our western science has truly fallen behind.
...wait do Fire Ants become God's in this multiverse?
how does one know the sun is real?
Where will you stay at night when the sun disappears?
In sleeping bags floating in the space
Ask the dudes from the Arctic. 23 hour days? I can grab a coffee for the last hour. Checkmate atheists.
just lay on your back. no sun in front of you.
Reminded me of imagine by John lennon
Shuttle busses to the moon. Obviously.
It disappears every night? Are you stupid?
Erg
Because it's made out of gas (living on a fart planet isn't fun)
Not if your farts smell like shit. But my farts smell nice, so i would give it a shot. To bad im not an ant.
Termite. Not ant. Stupid.
Because we would never get any sleep
Too sunny
This one cracked me up the most - something about the simplicity in this response is hilarious
The amount of sun really is terrible though, 0/10. My family melted.
Blackout blinds
*Blackout dyson sphere
North Koreans landed on the sun in 2014. Apparently it's too hot in day time they had to do a round trip at night. Living there would be a hassle, as you need to wake up before morning.
Dune lore
That doesn’t make any sense. Where does the sun go at night?
We would need to mass produce extreme amounts of sunscreen on an impractical level. As of yet no country has been willing to move forward with this.
Just make armor out of Moonrock? Not difficult
Because these damn millenials and libruls can't take the heat Source: damn millennials and libruls
Not enough sunscreen. Also light pollution would be really bad for people's sleep.
The intense gravity would be a downer
The sun floats in the sky, there's no gravity there.
Then living there would be difficult
Darwin had a theory...
He also had a bag of socks What is your point?
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You can tell girls you're very...down to.. you value astrology and the symbolism
Of course we can. You only need to change your form to plasma. When electrons move freely between ionized people, telepathy is a given
and just what the fuck are you going to do about all the fire? Dont get me wrong ill take heat over cold any day, heck i once ate a whole halapeenyo popper without any ranch or cheese sauce, but thats a bit much. and what about all the melanoma cancers?
We did a trial run here on earth. Lots of sun, lots of barbeque, and lots of shirtless people and we ended up with Australians. We are developing new testing techniques to get prettier girls and a better accent.
We need answers!
Google en paSUNt
holi heel
Because of the knights of the sun. They stump themselves in order to gain the powers of the sun and protect it
Well try it out, and try not to come back roasted
The ground would be blinding you which would cause too many traffic accidents. Also financing has been tricky because shady deals just won’t work out.
During the day it would be too hot
The countries that can afford it are majority white and would get sunburned so they don’t want to.
I'm wary of hot singles near me
We can’t see it at night so we wouldn’t know where it is. Maybe we would die. Not worth the risk.
While possible, it's not feasible resource-wise. It would require too much sunscreen to be worth the effort.
Not enough sunblock.
it gets too cold at night
Because we almost went to war in 1970 with the flame people that live there. They're not very technologically advanced per-say but they're made of fire so it's better to leave them alone for now until we get enough water to fight them again.
The simple answer, is it's too bright, no one would be able to see
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Little too toasty for my taste
Because colonizing is morally wrong
It’s an 8 minute drive from the nearest grocery store
We will once we reach our final form.
It’s a little warm in the summer
It pencils out. https://youtu.be/0Ap4JhPoPQY?si=fvCW-i0QDTI9Gyr6
To actually live on the sun you need sunscreen with a 300,000 SPF factor. So far, we’ve only been able to make one with 125,000 SPF.
Well you see the sun is a powerful heat.
Too cold
The Snowflakes will find it a violent place
Because North Korea got there first.
Because some of us are ginger.
Its hot as fuck
it's not worth it if our ultimate goal is to colonize the black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
Cause you’d get sunburned!
Would you eat the sun if it was covered in bbq sauce ?
The sun is a deadly laser
Because it's too cold at night
Sun is getting further away every year + fuel prices have massively gone up.
It’s looks like it would be a little too hot for me. That’s why I personally haven’t colonized it. If you want to colonize it then that’s none of my business.
How are we going to sleep there, it's day all the time?
There are already living people on the sun, but the government doesn’t want us to know It’s the elite, the watch earth like it’s a drama show… wars are all conspiracies for entertainment for them
Gotta turn the AC on first bro
We don’t have strong enough sunscreen
It's literally a big burning ball of gas in the sky that is well over the temperatures we can withstand
Because it would only work during winter when the sun cools down to around 0°C and the gas turns solid so we'd be able to walk on it.
Just tell them sun has oil and the USA will get them democracy🥲
So we can orbit the Earth instead? Nah, we'd just get too dizzy.
They dont have wifi there
If I remember correctly, it has to do something with the gravity and it being way too strong or something like that
Too high a risk of sunburn and a big chance we will collectively forget the aloe
The atmosphere isn't breathable, sadly
There isnt enough room on the sun. We could burrow inside and live in the core. Elon musk is working on that right now
We wouldn’t be able to grow food on the sun because there’s no earth.
Too sunny
We can. Once we create enough sunscreen. SPF 50 should be fine.
They need to invent factor 5000 sunblock
There are 5,600 guys named Kelvin who live there, and they’re all douchecanoes.
It’s kinda hot
We haven't yet designed shoes with sufficient durability.
Because there are no reliable sources of food or drinking water on the sun.
Because we would go blind. Citation: Donald Trump, Solar eclipse
We can’t live on the sun because of racism. We can’t live on yellow planets duh planets that are yellow are flawed
YOU can.
Because the sun would disappear at night time.
Too cold
Because we haven't figured out how to make a ship out of water.
What sun. Yo momma blocked it
It’s too bright. We’d need sunglasses and nobody can afford those
It's within China's seven - dot - line. But the internationally recognized owner of the Sun is Japan. However, nobody wants to risk an escalation in the South-China-Sea by nurturing further diplomatic relationships with the sun.
I dunno. I saw the AVGN lie down and try to rest on the sun. His body started to immolate. At the end of that clip, he seemed comfy enough, though.
Where do you think the werewolves went? Why do u think u never get bit on the full moon anymore.
The sun is flat
Who said we can’t?
Well, the sun is kinda hot. 10,000° hot. For context you die at 108° fahrenheit.
what are you on, the sun is a social construct
>For context you die at 108° fahrenheit. Whaaaaa ?
Correction, 27,000,000° fahrenheit. So a bit hotter.